A/N: I am writing this on a 12 hour drive back from California. Anyway, I am so sorry for not updating this in so long. School has eaten me alive and the last day was a week ago. When I got home from the last day, I left to California with my family. Anyways, on with the chapter I think most of you have been waiting on.
"Shhhhhhh, be quiet so Zach can't find us." Said Dark Pit in a soft voice to his light döppleganger (I'm pretty sure that is how you spell it.). "TIME FOR TRUTH OR DARE, GUYS! AND DO NOT WORRY, ONLY YOUR GREATEST ENEMIES WILL BE THERE!" Zach shouted as he pulked the two angels towards the stage.
"So what are we going to be doing first?" Asked Pit. "Singing!" Replied Zach. "What songs are we going to be singing?" Asked Dark Pit, who obviously did not want to be there. "You, pants, are going to be singing "Baby" by Justin Bieber, (Who, by the way, is a horrible person with a terrible attitude.) Pit is going to be singing "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepson, and will be singing the opening song of Tokyo Ghoul, Unravel, in Japanese."
"There is NO way that I will be singing "Baby". I'd rather fight a Clubberskull in a cage." Said Dark Pit firmly as he crossed his arms. "Actually, I set up a cage with a Clubberskull and no items, in case someone didn't want to do something." Said Zach as he smiled. Suddenly, Pittoo was thrown violently into the cage and looked at the Clubberskull approaching him. "F***."
"Well now that's taken care of. Lets get on with all the stuff." Said Zach as he contacted every main ally, enemy, and Viridi (Is Viridi a ally or enemy? Seriously.) to come to the stage. Within 5 seconds, they were all there. Well, Phosphora got there in 0.26 seconds. (First few dares are from Crash169.) "Viridi, you have to eat lots of meat for the first dare." "WHAT!? There is now way that I am doing that... thing." Viridi said ferociously while she stormed off to the Clubberskull cage. She then vaporized the Clubberskull and saved Dark Pit from losing all of his hearts because he forgot to bring a weapon.
"Ok, next dare. Hades must say 'That's what she said' after whatever Dark Pit says." Said Zach. "No! I will not allow Hades to say that after everything I say." Replied Dark Pit. "That's what she said." "AAGGHHH!"
"Now a truth for Viridi. Viridi, do you eat vegetables? If so, isn't that eating your children?" Asked Zach. "Of course I eat vegetables, they are nutritious. As for the 'eating my children' part, it is not like eating my childre- Oh my Gods, it is. What have I been doing? AHHHHHHH!" Screamed Viridi as she ran out of the stage.
"Now for a question for Pit. How old are you?" "I am (insert age here)." Replied Pit witha troll face over his real face. "Um, okay. Dark Pit, do you love Pit, or think of him as a brother?" "Uhhhhh." Is the only thing Dark Pit could mutter before Hades said "That's what she said."
Several moments later...
"Can you two just sing your songs already?" Said a red Pittoo. "That's what she said." "Fine, since you don't want to admit your feelings. Pit, your are up first." "Okay."
I threw a wish in the well
Don't ask me I'll never tell
I looked at you as it fell
And now you're in my way
I trade my soul for a wish
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this
But now you're in my way
Your stare was holding
Ripped jeans
Skin was showing
Hot night
Wind was blowing
Where you think you're going baby?
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe
It's hard to look right at you baby
But here's my number
So call me maybe
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe
And all the other boys
Try to chase me
But here's my number
So call me maybe
You took your time with the call
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all
But still you're in my way
I beg and borrow and steal
At first sight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it
But it's in my way
Your stare was holding
Ripped jeans
Skin was showing
Hot night
Wind was blowing
Where you think you're going baby?
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe
It's hard to look right at you baby
But here's my number
So call me maybe
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so so bad, bad, bad, bad...
It's hard to look right at you baby
But here's my number
So call me maybe
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe
And all the other boys
Try to chase me
But here's my number
So call me maybe
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So call me, maybe
"Pit, were you lip syncing this catchy song?" Said Zach. "No." Said Pit as he ran off.
Oshiete yo oshiete yo sono shikumi wo
Boku no naka ni dare ga iru no?
Kowareta kowareta yo kono sekai de
Kimi ga warau nanimo miezu ni
Kowareta boku nante sa iki wo tomete
Hodokenai mou hodokenai yo
Shinjitsu sae FREEZE
Kowaseru kowasenai
Kurueru kuruenai
Anata wo mitsukete yureta
Yuganda sekai ni dandan boku wa
Sukitootte mienakunatte
Mitsukenaide boku no koto wo
Mitsumenaide
Dareka ga kaita sekai no naka de
Anata wo kizutsuketaku wa nai yo
Oboeteite boku no koto wo
Azayaka na mama
Mugen ni hirogaru kodoku ga karamaru
Mujaki ni waratta kioku ga sasatte
Ugokenai ugokenai
Ugokenai ugokenai
Ugokenai ugokenai yo
UNRAVELLING THE WORLD
Kawatteshimatta kaerarenakatta
Futatsu ga karamaru futari ga horobiru
Kowaseru kowasenai
Kurueru kuruenai
Anata wo kegasenai yo yureta
Yuganda sekai ni dandan boku wa
Sukitootte mienakunatte
Mitsukenaide boku no koto wo
Mitsumenaide
Dareka ga shikunda kodoku na wana ni
Mirai ga hodoketeshimau mae ni
Omoidashite boku no koto wo
Azayaka na mama
Wasurenaide wasurenaide
Wasurenaide wasurenaide
Kawatteshimatta koto ni Paralyze
Kaerarenai koto darake no Paradise
Oboeteite boku no koto wo
Oshiete oshiete
Boku no naka ni dare ga iru no?
A/N: I will now be doing dares in one chapter so I can do short, and more frequent updates. I just barely wrote this chapter in a span of 2 hours, so don't judge me. I have nothing else to put here, so here is a emoticon of someone dancing:
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UPDATE: I was still correcting typos 2 days after initally writing this. I am back at my house so yeah. ~confetti*