Samus
"And who's this guy?" Asked Sonic
"Kinda looks like iron Man, doesn't he?" Knuckles pointed out
"He does! Hey, you think he would give me an autograph?" Asked an excited Sonic
"Yeah!" Knuckles shared the excitement
"Sorry to rain on your parade, but Samus Aran is a woman." Tails explained
"WHAT?!" Both Sonic & Knuckles were in disbelief
"Yep!" Tails confirmed
"You mean, there's a woman in that suit?" Asked Knuckles
"Yep!" Tails answered
"Yes I am a woman."
"WHOA! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!" Sonic asked, quite surprised
"I noticed a transmission happening here, so I decided to pop in and say hi!" Samus answered
"Was it that easy to hack into?" Tails was worried about the answer
"Yeah, I do have quite a lot of high-tech gear on me!" Samus pointed out
"...Oh," Tails was not liking this
"Okay then Samus...just one question left." Sonic began
"Sure, what is it?" Wondered Samus
"...Why can't you crawl?" (If you get that reference...)
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