Someone asked: Bowser/Mario R63 AU?

Echo: Hmm…I guess we'll call them Maria (like every other 63 Mario) and…well, I think Bowser still works. (If not, I don't know what would. Bowsette? Bowsa? Idk at all. Oh well!)

Warning: If you're not cool with girl on girl action, don't read Mario…or, Maria, and Bowser for this one.

The castle doors burst open. Queen Bowser growled as Maria rushed into her throne room, ready for a fight.

"It's over, Bowser!" Maria jabbed a finger at the Koopa Queen. "The Mushroom Queendom has had enough of your terrorizing!"

"Bwahaha! Maria, you pesky plumber!" Bowser flipped her long red hair. "If you think that I'll give in that easily, you've got another thing coming!"

Cheeks puffed out, Bowser spat a fireball at Maria, who jumped over it. She charged across the red carpet and jumped at queen, bouncing off of her head.

Roaring, Bowser knocked Maria back and the plumber skid across the floor. Wiping her brown hair back under her hat, Maria rushed again, only to slide under another fireball.

Due to the slide, however, she slipped further across the floor and straight for Bowser's legs. Flailing, Maria kicked the queen's legs and caused her to fall over on top of the plumber.

"Get…off!" Maria snapped and pushed at Bowser.

"Haha, why would I do that?"

"Move, or I'll throw you off myself!"

"All right, all right, relax."

With a laugh, Koopa Queen slid her arms out and pushed herself up, but slipped on the carpet and crashed back down. Maria cried out in pain and threw her head back.

Groaning, Bowser picked her head up and stared at the plumber, now cap-less. She blinked and focused on her enemy's brown hair, long enough to go just past her ears. Mesmerized, the Koopa Queen brought her hand around to brush the hair back, also feeling Maria's softer skin.

Gasping, Maria jerked up and crashed into Bowser's chest. By instinct, the Koopa Queen threw her arms around the plumber to grab her, but accidentally pulled her closer. Maria squeaked at the firm grip from her nemesis, which felt quite…secure.

Abruptly, both flew back from one another, blushing furiously. Maria picked herself up and brushed herself off, staring at Bowser, who quickly turned away. Awkwardly, Maria tapped her hands together.

"Um…can I just…have Prince Peach back? …Please?"

"W-What?" Bowser blinked, but then shook her head. "No, I went through a lot of trouble to kidnap him!"

"So, do we have to fight?"

Grumbling, Bowser picked at her wrinkled carpet. She glanced at Maria and thought for a moment.

"Ok, I'm not in the mood anymore either, so…for a price, you can have your prince." Bowser folded her arms and scowled at Maria, who smiled.

"Great! Uh…how about we make sure to invite you to the next party or go-karting event? I'm…not sure which we're hosting first."

"Oh no," Bowser growled. "If I'm giving up this easily, I'm getting way better compensation than just a single invite."

"Fine, both."

"And…?"

"And…um…"

Grinning, Bowser walked over to Maria. "And you give me one more little thing, plumber."

"Uh…what?"

Staring at her deep blue eyes, Bowser smirked and closed the distance, pressing her lips against Maria's. Squealing, Maria started to back away, but hesitated, not wanting to ruin her chance at rescuing the prince.

The scaly lips were…oddly nicer feeling than she had expected, especially when coupled with the warm breath. Meanwhile, Bowser moaned from the smoothness of Maria's skin, a refreshing change. She scooped Maria's face into her own, slightly deepening the kiss.

Slowly, the two backed away from one another and breathed. Maria gazed into Bowser's fiery red eyes, as the Koopa Queen looked away again. Both continued to blush brightly.

"Y-You should…go grab your prince."

"R-Right."

Maria walked past Bowser and moved toward the dungeons. She turned back to find the queen watching her with a small smile on her face. Smiling back, Maria waved.

"Ah…say hello to your daughter from me?"

"She's supposed to hate you," deadpanned Bowser.

"Oh, right."

Shrugging and wincing, Maria backed away through the door. Bowser watched until she disappeared, unable not to smile. Quietly, the queen touched her lips and licked them. The invites would suffice for this time. Next time, however, she would negotiate for better exchanges.