It's been three weeks when we were all gathered. America looked at me with that cocky smile again... It's not like I like it but sure enough Italy who bust right into the room, waking up Canada, and Prussia who was just as pissed as a Italy.
"Tell me what you've found out America!"
"Well one of the guys didn't turn off their phones or any other electronics, so of course I got a lock onto their current location."
"When can we leave."
"We can leave right now. Just grab my jacket."
Canada was the only one holding America's jacket. Now what we've learned out is that you should never pick up America's jacket. It wasn't long until Canada was sent flying throught the roof. Italy, Prussia, and I were stunned as America dropped his pants which reveled some crazy packets of cocaine strapped to his waist line.
"Sir we have a break out in the prision cells."
"Well kill the bastards, or do nothing."
Hi, I'm germany! So heres how the rest went down in history.
America and Russia got high along with having sex in the bathroom. Italy and Prussia were playing a game of poker, and so far Italy is kicking Prussia ass. Hungary and Austria had a huge battle called the "Fuck me sides ways and call me -" I have yet to tell Italy about my feelings, Japan is smoking weed in the corner with the googly eyes...
I swear you can see rainbows it them. China amitted he was a she, England and Frace are at the hospital after finding out England was pregnant with their new daughter. Ano the rest of the world are currentally eating rainbows, ice cream, milkshakes, candy, and the world turned into a candy-Land...
The end!
(Happy April fools!)