Bofur's first day on the job was quite an eventful one.
He had expected a bit of craziness during the breakfast and lunch rushes, but he had no idea just how difficult his job would get when dinner rolled around.
It had been a rather good day up until then. Sigrid had helped him get used to all the craziness that was being in charge of the cash register, and soon enough he was catering to most of the customers that came in. Thorin and Dwalin had been nice enough to come eat their lunch here, but Bofur wasn't able to really talk to them if it wasn't to bring them food or their bill.
Bard had been proud of him and made sure to tell him.
It was when everything was much more calm that Nori came into the bakery, a small smirk in place as he did so.
"Aw. Mister Nori. What can I get for you?" Bofur asked as curtly as he could, looking at the man from his place behind the cash register.
"Oh. I just came here for some chocolate chip cookies, Bofur." Nori told him as he strode up to the register, only to have Bofur frown softly at him.
"I am sorry, Mister Nori. We ran out just a minute ago. Ori and Dwalin came in and took the last dozen."
If Nori had the power, Bofur was sure he would have been dead from the glare that was sent his way. "You mean I have to put up with the two terrible brats because of my brother and his boyfriend?"
Bofur cocked his head to the side, "Terrible brats?"
"Those two brats that happen to share the Durin name. Fili and Kili sent me here to get them chocolate chip cookies. If not, they will keep me up all night with their whines of wanting cookies!"
"Oh, Nori!" Both men heard two voices singing at the front of the bakery so they turned to see who it was.
Only to find Fili and Kili running into the shop, large smiles in place. "Did you find the cookies?"
Nori glared at them as Bofur waved with a smile of his own, "Hello lads! What brings you here?"
Fili immediately ran up to the cashier as Kili made his way to the viewing screens, quickly placing his face up against the glass to look at all the pastries that were on display.
"Oh, Mister Bofur! I didn't know you'd be starting work so early!" Fili said, standing beside a heavily frowning Nori.
But the blonde ignored his uncle's friend, choosing to instead pay full attention to their target.
Because even though Kili and he had come into the building under the pretense of getting chocolate chip cookies, they were really here to do something else. Heck, they'd even gotten Ori to help them by buying the last chocolate chip cookies.
"Yeah, apparently Bard liked me enough to have me start immediately. Today was my first day." Bofur told the blonde as he looked at Kili, who was drooling over all the different pastries he was seeing. "See anything you like lad?"
Kili looked up with a rapid nod, "I would like a dozen of your finest chocolate chip cookies!"
Bofur frowned softly and shook his head slowly, "I'm sorry, Kili. We ran out of those. But we have some very nice double chocolate chip cookies still in stock. I'm sure I could-"
Bofur was not able to finish what he was going to say because of Kili's screaming.
Thorin was in the middle of a meeting with the father of his nephew's friend, Thranduil. They were discussing the terms they would both be agreeing on for their case when both of their phones began to ring.
"Excuse me, please." Both said curtly as they turned to their phones, knowing that it had to be serious if they had been called in the middle of a very important meeting.
"Hello?" Thorin asked with his eyebrows drawn in, only to hear screaming on the other side.
"Thorin! Oh, thank God!" He heard Bofur scream into the phone, trying to be heard over all the noises of wherever he was.
"Bofur? What's wrong?"
"Nori? What are you doing with my son's phone?"
Both men asked at the same time, making them turn to each other. "I am guessing you can hear a lot of screaming." Thorin sighed, already having an idea as to what was going on.
"Thorin, I don't want to the lads in trouble, but I'm worried that they'll cost me my job! Kili and Fili are both here! I called Ori and Legolas here to help, but they just made it worse! Kili, lad, get down from there-" There was a crash from the other side of the phone call then a loud yelp, "Mister Bard, I am so sorry for the lads!"
Thorin could feel the anger welling up inside of him as he heard all of the sounds of struggling then he looked at Thranduil, who was glaring darkly himself.
"It seems like our children have gotten themselves into quite a predicament." He muttered, looking at Thorin with slight disinterest, which was hiding just how angry he was with all three boys.
Kili and Fili were known to always get in trouble. That was nothing new. They were just a trouble duo that didn't always know when to keep calm. But Legolas helping in their insanity was just unheard of.
"Bofur, calm down. Thranduil and I are heading down there right now. I will fix this, do not worry." Thorin promised and hung up, getting up just as Thranduil hung up on Nori.
"Let us go then. We can continue this meeting later."
Once both men were on the floor of the bakery they could hear all of the sounds of screaming and, really, it was amazing that the police had yet to be called to the place. Thorin entered the shop and was both amazed and angered by what he saw.
Kili was the first person he focused on. The dark haired man was on top of the counter, pastries in his hand which he used as ammo to throw at anyone and anything he wanted to. Then Fili was behind the cash register, handing his brother more of the treats to continue throwing. And Legolas himself was jumping from booth to booth, dancing away from all of the food that was thrown at him.
"Kili! Fili!" Thorin shouted in complete anger, managing to get the three men to stop what they were doing.
"Legolas! What are you doing up there!?" Thranduil growled, walking towards his son with anger clear on his features.
"Where are Bofur and Nori?" Thorin asked his nephews, who smiled evilly at him.
"They didn't have our chocolate chip cookies. They had to be terminated."
"No, we weren't." Nori growled, suddenly getting up from his hiding place beneath a booth to tackle Kili from the counter. "And you'll pay for what you did, brat!"
Thorin looked on in shock as Nori attacked both his nephews, but he was too worried for Bofur to really care about what happened to his nephews. "Bofur?" He asked as made his way towards the back of the shop, only to be brought into the closet as soon as he was close to it.
"I'm here, Thorin. Oh, thank you for coming!" Bofur hugged Thorin tightly, feeling some of the weight on his shoulders leaving him.
"I am extremely sorry for what the boys have done. It is not customary for them to do something like this, I swear." Thorin immediately began to apologize, only to hear a third person clear their throat.
"Oh, I know Mr. Durin. But the damages they have caused my business and myself are some I cannot ignore." Bard told Thorin in an icy tone, eyes narrowed at the shorter man.
Thorin looked up at him with a grim frown. "I know, Bard. And I really am sorry. Whatever you need me to do, I will do it. No questions asked."
Bard nodded and looked at the door in front of him. "First thing's first, get them to stop this nonsense. I will have no shop to run if they don't stop now."
Thorin only nodded and made sure to wear his best glare as he walked out of the closet once more. The boys would not be getting away with this.
"We're sorry, Mister Bard." Fili, Kili, Ori, and Legolas all chorused as they stood in a line, aprons on with different cleaning utensils in their hands.
Bard and Bofur stood before them with their arms crossed, frowns on their faces. "You have caused my shop quite some complications, boys." Bard told them, making sure to glare as harshly as he could.
"We didn't mean to..." Kili sighed. "I'm sorry for being so stupid. I know I crossed the line, but... I really wanted some of your cookies, Mister Bard."
Thorin rolled his eyes at his nephew, believing this excuse was one of the worst he had ever heard, but didn't say anything. He stood beside Nori and Thranduil with his arms crossed, completely unamazed with the state of the four young men. How had they even gotten Ori to help them?
"I know my cookies are worth an arm or a leg," Bard told them, "But they are not worth a war. Now, I've already spoken to your respective guardians. You will all be coming here after your classes every day of the week so you can work off the money you owe me. No one will be paying for you. You will work for the first time in your lives."
Coming to this decision hadn't been so hard. Both Thorin and Thranduil were tired of the boys running to them whenever they got in trouble and Nori had never really liked their extreme happiness. He had felt kind of bad for giving Ori the same punishment, but the lad had helped in the cause. So, as he had done so many times before, he decided that the crime completely warranted the time the boys would be doing.
"But... We have school..." Ori mumbled, eyes teary.
Bard felt his resolve soften at the look given to him, but luckily enough, Bofur stepped up with his resolve set. "Lads, you could have cost me my job. Do you not understand that?"
Bofur was usually a very calm person. And extremely forgiving. But he was, by no means, a push over. He was not the kind to allow his friends or loved ones to walk over him. And what these lads had done was just a step too far.
"My first day on the job and I want to make a good impression. And what do you do? Start World War Three in a bakery!"
All four men lowered their heads as he scolded them, feeling bad for what they had done.
"Now you can start by cleaning the booths. Once they are as clean as they were on the first day, you may work your way through the floor to the counter. Then, once everything in the front is clean, you can help me start cleaning up the back." Bard told them, getting a collective groan from the men.
But they still got to their work and the older males were allowed to leave the bakery. As Bofur and Bard went to talk in the boss's office, Legolas punched Kili's arm.
"This is the last time I do anything you tell me to!" Legolas whisper-screamed as he began to scrape cake off a table, Kili rubbing at his arm as he did so to another table.
"You two owed us a favor. We called it in. You don't owe us anymore. As simple as that." Fili grouched as he started to scrub at the walls that had become casualties of their small war.
"Just why did you two do this? What could you have gained from this other than a law suit and a restriction order from Bard?" Ori asked softly, helping Fili with the walls.
Kili pouted slightly now, "We... I... It's classified."
Legolas rolled his eyes now, "I didn't know your stupidity was classified. I thought everyone was allowed to witness it."
"Oh, shut up, you tree shagger!" Kili snapped back. "If you must know, Fili and I do not want Thorin and Bofur to get together."
Now Fili spoke up, "Warranted this was not our best plan, at least now we know to what degree our uncle would help out our friend."
Legolas and Ori looked at one another after the brother's spoke, shocked by what they had just heard. "You two are idiots."
Fili smiled softly at that, "Hey... You have to admit, that food fight was kind of fun."
Legolas frowned softly, "I hate it when you are right, Fili."
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