Albert Wesker walked into a bar.
Jill fell on her ass laughing, Barry snorted, Brad screamed and pissed his pants, Joseph was killed, and Chris greeted him.
It was a gay bar.
Chris greeted Wesker from inside the bar.
And his ass.
They were having sex now.
But that's when the magical-rainbow-gay-anal-sex-fairy appeared and talked to them both.
"Alllllbert! There is a closet in the way of your freedom! You must," A fabulous pose was struck as the humping pair paid no attention to the fairy. "You must DANCE."
The entire Resident Evil crew then began to dance in a skillful choreograpic motion.
Also, Chris and Wesker were naked.
Stop staring at his ass Jill.
Thank you.