Chapter 2:
Viridi woke up, somewhere unearthly. She looked around but all she could see was weed. She couldn't see Cia, or Ness, or the sea serpent in a relationship with frodo bagins.
"Where am I?" She said. Suddenly, coming out of nowhere, Jesus Christ himself walked over to Viridi, "JESUS?" Viridi exclaimed in whatever emotion she was feeling.
"Yes, Viridi, for I have forgiven you for your sins." Jesus said.
Viridi started to cri, "ily jesus."she said.
"Ikr," jesus responded.
"Why am I here, for my sins are horrible ones."
"You literally fucking smoked weed what the fuck how is that terrible"
"Idk" viridi said, "wait... Why do I love u, if ur book is filled with incest?"
"NO ONE NEEDS TO FUCKING KNOW ABOUT THAT VIRIDI" Jesus yelled, "DAD VIRID SO MEAN TO ME. FUCK IT IM BANISHING U TO..."
"oh no, please not there..."
Jesus's eyes filled with evil, "the shadow realm" then he erupted with evil laughter, "and guess what" also jesus is fucking stupid. he can't say that cause it's not my joke, god dammit Jesus.
"Wut"
"ur stupid ded friends lumositydotcom and broken glass kid r coming with u!"
"Wut"
then Jesus made some doors, then opened the doors to reveal Lana and Dark Pit! They were covered in bruises but no one gave a shit.
"Virodu!" Dark Pit gasped in happiness.
" FECCCCCCCCCCCK" viridi screamed.
"Don't you smoke the weeds with my sister?" Lama asked.
"I don't like u."
"Cool"
Jesus then interrupted, "YO DAWGS U GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN DOWN THERE SAY HI TO SATAN 4 MI #yoloswag #CoD #QuickScope #MLG #lolm2k"
then jesus flicked his hand up, and they disappeared when he flicked it down.
"Jesus have u been playing CoD again?" Jehovah asked.
"Fuck off dad holy shit u never let me do anything"
-on earth-
viridi, dark armpit and Llama all appeared out of nowhere.
"This is the shadow realm? WHERES ALL THE FUCKING EDGE?" Dark armpit screamed.
"no this is earth." Lumosity said. That training on lumositydotcom really pays off for her.
"brb I'm texting cia she's got some weeds" viridi said, then she showed her fone to Lana, then sniffed it, because she has a weed case that smells like weed on her fone.
"FUCKING HELL VURUDU ALL U FUKING CARE BAOUT IS WEED WHY NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LACK OF EDGE U PIECE OF SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK FUCKING SHIT SHIT DICK FUCK ORANGE" dank armpit screamed again cause he's dank. Jk he's really not.
"what time is it" Lana asked.
"4:20." Viridi answered.
"sexi" cia said because viridi had literally just recently called her with her fone.
"thank u so much cia ur the only 1 who cares about me" said v-gurl.
"U r welcome now wait there I am comin to get u guys"
"okey" ness said. ness, due to the fact that Lucas has just been confirmed for smash 4, is now super happy and thanks to that he can teleport everywhere. this is all ur fault sakurai. all.
ness, lama, dark armpit n viridi the goddess of dank kush walked around wherever they were for days, dehydrated, exhausted and really fucking horny. well, only dark pit was horny, he really needed to see his bæ, Abraham Lincoln.
"I NEED 2 C MY Bæ, ABRAHAM LINCOLN" guess who motherfucking said that
"WE KNOW!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1" Viridi shouted bc she is viridi.
"guys..." cia said on the phone bc viridi has infinite charge, "I need to tell u guys something."
"YE?" viridi said"
"I'm prego..."