This one is short bc I'm lazy also it leaves on a cliffhanger :/
Chapter 3:
They all gasped in relief as they knew Cia had been practicing that transformation spell to turn herself into a bottle of prego for fucking YEARS!
I have gotten so many emails from for reviews being shocked about cias pregnancy, BUT UR ALL WRON G HAHA
Anyways,
"I'm so happy for you, congratulations!" v-gurl exclaimed in obvious happiness because she's so happy for cia, congratulations!
"no, guys, I'm actually pregnant. I'm a pregnant prego." Cia respowait wut
what
who did this
was it Abraham Lincoln who made cia pregnant?
"NO BABRAHAM IS MY BF " dark armpit screamed me. what a fucking bucket dipper, always dipping my bucket and making me sad :(
"who r u talking 2" asked cia
"ur mom" GET FUCKING REKT CIA
anyway cia teleported to them bc she can apparently? then she teleported them back to the safety of humanity. whoops jk, back to the FUCKING INSANITY of humanity, some1 give me a high five 4 that
"Viridi, it is I, Jesus again-"
"FUOOK THE FUK OFF JESUS" dark pit yelled, then Jesus decapitated him... :/ whoops
"the fuck u saying bout my son u piece of edge trash?" god asked. what a fucking honour
"UR SON IS FOOKING STUPID M8 U WANNA FOOKING GO?" dark pit screamed
"I need some weed" Viridi said, then she with ness, bc she needed some weed.
"I'm going home now" Lana, then she teleported away to her bf's house, the house of Jack white. they're in a relationship, proven with science.
what will happen? stay tuned kids, and don't forget to buy every piece of merch u see. BYE I LOVE U ALL UNLESS UR A CENTIPEDE OR HATE PEPE