chapter 4
Jesus looked down unto Dark Pit, "U have sinned m8."
"the duck is a sin"
"ur mom getrektwhiteboi" god said
"the fuck r u m8?" dark pit screamed
"edgier than u" god screamed back.
Dark Pit got his bow out and shot god in the face. Christians cried everywhere.
"DUUUUDE" Jesus screamed
"eyyyyy" dark pit said back. they then sat down, had a picknik, went to the park, bought a dog, bought a house, adopted a child, raised the child to agree with communism, leaded a revolution, meet and shook hands with Putin, killed millions. it was tragic
then they remembered one of them is literally Jesus Christ himself and then they stopped bc Jesus would never do that.
"ily bby" dark pit said to Jesus
"same m8" Jesus responded.
anyways, god came back from the dead m shoved an entire cockroach up dark pits ass
"BRUUUH" dark pit screamed.
god told Jesus to go to his room n Jesus was all like "lol ok bye" so Jesus is gone
dark pit went up to god n said "I'm gonna pull a sick uppercut on u m8" then dark pit pulled a sick uppercut m8
god fell back, then god (get it, cuase he's god lol) up and launched his entire fist at dark pit. literally, bc u c, god can remove his body parts at will. poor will amirite?
dark pit met the fist with a fucking sick fist bump. god was so fucking baffled he ded, metaphorically, at least.
suuddnly, out of very few places possible, chrek appeared. it was insane, so dark pit poonched chrek in his fucking face and chrek died. chrek was completely meaningless to the plot. what a piece of shit
while this was happening, god created a sick hammer and then threw it at dark pit after he destroyed chrek. dark pit fell down. AND HE DED
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