chapter 5
viridi was smoking some weeeds with her bffffffffffffffffff cia, who is not at all related to viridis bff, Thomas the tank engine, whom she had a crush on for years. How badly she desired the train cock...
"u wanna go find lonk?" cia suggested.
"after I'm done this joint m80."
"k"
then, the joint viridi was smoking turned out to be one of the longest joints in existence, and they spent four hours trying to just remove it from her mouth, because it was so big.
after, uhh, twenty seven hours they finally removed the huge fucking joint and they went to the police station to find link, because link is a police man, who fights dank-ass creme.
"gg sorry ur quick-scoping skillz r off today m80" one police officer said to another, passing Cia and Viridi
"excuse us can u tell us where link is" Cia asked the police officers.
"probably sucking dick lol" they high fived.
then link came up to them and COMPLETELY INHALED THEIR PENISES AND THEY DIED FROM THE MOVING ORGASM THEY HAD!"
"hi link wanna smoke weed with us" Viridi asked
"Viridi I'm a police man and I fight dank ass crime and am anti-drug-pro-dogs I will have to arrest u guys now say hi to chad in the holding cell for" link said as he handcuffed the girls
"who's chad" cia asked
link looked to the sky, almost religiously, "He will cleanse us of sin"
then they went in and played basketball with chad .