Hey readers! It's Chris bringing you the 20th chapter of Total Drama Avengeance: OL vs. NL! I really wanted to update in April, but unfortunately April included 4 of the last 5 weeks of school for me, and we all know how busy the last full month of school is. Basically, I was bombarded with projects, and essays, and reports, and ehhh...! So, that's why I didn't update last month, besides that April Fool's Day joke chapter. So, to make it up to you guys, I wrote what is probably my most hilarious chapter yet, in my opinion at least. So, without further dudes, I present my chapter of obscure jokes and references!
The Auto Shop (12 PM)
Both teams were currently looking around the auto shop for the third masked person. Meanwhile, Sam and Christopher were guarding the first two previously masked saboteurs, Izzy and Sierra, who were still taped to their chairs.
Usually, when someone is put in charge of watching over someone else, they don't make conversation with them. However, since Izzy and Sierra are probably two of the chattiest contestants in Total Drama, it was very difficult not to get into a conversation with them.
"Yep! It was me who imitated Chris's voice," Izzy proudly claimed.
"Wow! Really?" Sam asked with a somewhat shocked look on his face.
"Yep! Sierra here even coached me to sound just like him. Isn't that right, Stretch?" she asked her tall friend.
"Yeah!" Sierra exclaimed, "I know so much about Chris, that I was able to train Izzy to impersonate him perfectly!"
Christopher started chuckling and said, "Ok, I gotta hear and see this!"
"You got it, Good Chris," Izzy said as she cleared her throat.
The other three seated teens leaned towards the Crazy Girl in anticipation.
"Hi! I'm Chris McLean, and I like to dress like a ballerina!" she said imitating the Total Drama Host's voice.
The two male teenagers were laughing hysterically while Sierra looked proudly at her "pupil."
"Ha-ha! That was so good!" the Local Fan said as he wiped a tear from his eye. "How long have you been working on that?"
"I dunno. I think I started trying to imitate Bad Chris during season three, so I could sneak into the cockpit of the plane and use the sound system to trick everyone, but after that thing landed on my noggin, I forgot all about it."
"Until I reminded her," Sierra said, "After that, I helped her perfect it."
"Wow! That is awesome!" 'Good' Chris said, "You know, some of my friends that also watch Total Drama say that I can do a great impersonation of Harold."
"Is that so? I must hear this impersonation of my fellow Total Drama Island ginger," Izzy inquired.
He chuckled and said, "Alright! Here goes!"
The other three leaned in with anticipation as the Local cleared his throat.
"Gosh! Idiot! Booyah! Check out my mad skillz!" he said in a raspy familiar sounding voice. [1]
The three spectators immediately started laughing after hearing Christopher's impression of the Skillful Nerd, but Izzy laughed the loudest of them all.
"That…that was spot-on! So funny! Ha-ha-ha-HA!" she said between laughs.
"Thank you! Thank you very much," he said with a bow and his best Elvis Pressley impersonation.
After the laughter subsided, Sam decided to throw his hat into the ring, so to speak.
"I think I can imitate Harold too," he said.
The other three turned their attention to the Gamer Nerd simultaneously.
"You think, or you know? Because Chris is gonna be a tough act to follow," Izzy said.
"I know I can," he replied with confidence.
"Alright! Lay it on us!"
Sam cleared his throat while the other three teens leaned in with anticipation.
"Gosh! Booyah! Yessss!" he said with a raspy voice that was a little too raspy. [2]
Izzy, Sierra, and Christopher reacted negatively to his imitation.
"Ugh! No, dude," the Local Fan said.
"Not even close," the Crazy Girl said while shaking her head.
"That sounds more like my grandpa trying to sound cool," the Obsessive Fan said.
"What?!" Sam exclaimed in his normal voice, "But-"
"Nope! Sorry. Good Chris wins! He sounds more Harold-y," Izzy said.
"We were having a competition?" Christopher asked.
In Chris's Trailer (12:00 PM)
Speaking of competitions, the Old Team and the New Team were in the middle of one. The New Team was looking for any clues that could be in Chris's trailer, since that was the last place that the third mystery person was said to be at.
"There's gotta be some kind of clue around here," Zoey said as she looked in a corner of the trailer.
Mike was looking in the adjacent corner, near Chris's bed. Dakota was looking at herself in Chris's vanity mirror.
She noticed that not only was her hair color changing back to normal, but her skin tone was becoming a more pale orange.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Dakota - "I still can't believe that I'm becoming normal again. I've gotten so used to my orange skin and green hair, and now both are gonna be gone pretty soon." *She pauses for a moment* "YES! I'm so happy!"
*Static*
Meanwhile, B, Dawn, Brick and Anne Maria were on the opposite side of the trailer.
Brick was on his hands and knees, looking on the floor of Chris's personal bathroom, and Anne Maria was watching Brick from outside of the bathroom. However, every time Brick looked in her direction, she would pretend to be looking around for something, and then go back to staring once he turned back around.
Not too far from those two were B and Dawn. B, who conveniently had a magnifying glass in a pocket of his jacket, was using said glass to find clues on the floor near Chris's closet while his girlfriend searched with him. Suddenly, the Silent Genius stopped his movement.
"What is it, B? Have you found something?" Dawn asked.
B nodded to her and then picked something off of the floor. Everyone else on the team heard Dawn's question and decided to convene to her and B's location. Once everyone on the team was there, B was holding the item that he picked up at a high enough level for everyone on the team to see. However, it appeared that B wasn't holding anything.
Mike squinted at B's fingers and said, "I don't see anything, B."
The Silent Genius then handed his magnifying glass over to the MPD Teen so he could see the nearly invisible item.
"Oh," he said as he held the glass to his eye, "It's a strand of hair, blonde hair to be exact." Mike then passed the glass to his girlfriend, who used it to see the strand of hair.
"Blonde hair, huh?" Zoey reiterated.
"Well, that narrows down the possibilities," Brick commented, "There are only two original female Total Drama contestants that have blonde hair; Lindsay and Bridgette. And since Bridgette was eliminated last night, she could be either very innocent or very guilty."
The last statement made Dawn gasp.
"How could you say something like that? Bridgette would never do something like this," she retaliated.
"Whoa, Dawn. Calm down," Zoey said in an effort to calm her friend down a bit, "I'm sure Brick just means that we can't rule anyone out. Remember, this is a challenge. Anything is possible."
The Moonchild sighed sadly and said, "You are right, Zoey." She then turned to Brick, "I'm sorry, Brick. You are right also. We cannot rule out anyone in this challenge. I would not put it past Chris to force Bridgette into doing something like this for a challenge, so if she does end up being the last person, then I am sure it is because she is being forced to."
"Exactly," Mike said, "But we'll need to look for more clues so we can narrow down the suspects."
Everyone else nodded in agreement as they continued to look around the trailer.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Dawn - "I guess I overreacted back in the trailer. I guess I am still trying to cope with the fact that Bridgette was eliminated last time. Bridgette, if you are watching this, you truly were like a sister to me when we got to speak to each other, and I miss you dearly." *She sighs sadly* "I really hope that you are not the mystery person."
*Static*
Outside of the Total Drama Double Decker Bus (12:00 PM)
Meanwhile, the Old Team was investigating the rear of the bus. They were actually speaking with the mechanic that was working on the engine of the bus.
"Did I see anything suspicious wit the engine? Nah, nuttin' out of the ordinary here," he replied. "The only thing that's here is an engine wit a cut oil line."
"A cut oil line?" Noah questioned, "That's probably how they damaged the engine."
"Do you know where the line was cut?" Katie asked the mechanic.
"Oh yeah!" he answered as he pointed up towards the rear of the top deck. "It's cut somewhere around the right side of the top floor. Not sure why a bus manufacturin' company would have the oil run to the top of the bus, but ehh…what do I know? I'm just a mechanic."
"That's right next to the confessional up there," Tyler pointed out.
"I bet we could find something up in there, eh," Ezekiel said.
"Let's go check," said Noah before turning back to the mechanic, "Thank you for your time."
"Eh, fugetaboutit!" [3]
Afterwards, the Old Team made their way to the Double Decker's door.
"Nice kids," the mechanic said watching them get on the bus. Suddenly his watch beeps, so he turns to look at someone off-screen.
"'Ey, Paulie! I'm taking my lunch break. Keep workin' on this bus engine, would ya?" He pauses to see Paulie's response. "Thanks! Here, catch!"
The mechanic threw the wrench that he was using on the engine towards Paulie. Unfortunately, Paulie didn't catch it, and it ended up hitting a part of his body.
"My leg!" Paulie yelled off-screen. [4]
"Eh, walk it off, ya wuss!"
The Top Deck
The Old Team made their way to the top of the Total Drama bus, where they spent the night sleeping, and went straight to the confession cam in the rear of the deck. Eva, who was leading the group, opened the door and revealed the inside of the confessional. Everyone gasped at what they saw. The wall that was behind the camera had huge cuts and holes in it.
"Whoa! It looks like there was an angry animal in here, eh," the Prairie Boy pointing out.
"It sure does," Tyler agreed with his friend.
"Hey!" Katie exclaimed as she pointed at something on the floor, "Look at that." She crouched down to pick the item up. "It's a bottle of nail polish."
"Nail polish?" Geoff asked, "You mean whoever did this was a chick?"
"Either that or a really effeminate guy," Noah quipped as he turned around to look at Justin, who was filing his nails at the rear of the group.
He blew the dust off of his nails as he looked up at the rest of the team, who were all looking at him.
"What are you looking at me for?" he asked.
"No. It had to be a girl," Katie said, "We are looking for a female, after all."
"If the female that we're looking fur did this," Ezekiel said as he pointed at the tears in the metal wall of the confessional, "I'm not sure if I want to find her, eh."
"Luckily, Zeke, we might not have to find her," Noah chimed in, "Chris said that we had to bring her to him or at least find out who it is. So, it would probably be good to try and figure out who it may be before we try to find her."
"Good idea, Noah," his girlfriend commented.
"Tch! Of course you would say that," Justin mumbled under his breath as he continued filing his nails.
"Alright, team. Who do we know that uses nail polish?" Katie asked the rest of the team.
"Probably every girl that's been a contestant," Tyler said.
"Except for my Bridgette," Geoff commented, "Bridge doesn't use any makeup or whatever nail polish is."
"Alright. If that's true, then that just leaves Heather, Gwen, Lindsay, Courtney, Beth, Sadie, Blaineley, and LeShawna," Eva listed.
"Is that all?" Noah asked half-sarcastically, "We can't forget about the new girls that were eliminated, like Jo and Staci."
"True, but I doubt that Jo wears nail polish," the Muscular Teen replied, "Plus, Staci doesn't seem gutsy enough to lead something like this."
"That's true, too."
"Also, I can't see Beth trying to pull something like this," Ezekiel said.
"Or Sadie," Katie added.
"Or Lindsay," Tyler added.
"Ok," Noah said, "So that just leaves Heather, Gwen, Courtney, Blaineley, and LeShawna."
"I say it was Blaineley!" Geoff proclaimed.
"I say it was Courtney," Justin exclaimed.
"I say it was Heather," Tyler shouted.
"Whoa, guys! We can't start pointing fingers yet," the Know-It-All said. "We need to solve this mystery strategically. So, we'll need to look around and find more clues before we can confirm who it is."
Nearly everyone on the team agreed with Noah's words.
"Alright then! Let's start looking for clues, but first. Eva…"
"Hmm?" Eva grunted.
"Chances are that whoever messed up the confessional will probably come back to it, and since you are the strongest one on the team, I'm sure that they will be no trouble for you to capture. So, do you mind standing guard up here while the rest of us look around for clues?"
She shrugged her muscular shoulders and said, "Eh, sure. Why not?"
"Alright! Let's go find those clues!"
"Wait!" Justin shouted.
Noah sighed with frustration, "What?!"
"I want to guard the confessional with Eva!"
"…Why?"
"Well, I think it would be more efficient if two of the strongest people on the team stood guard. That way, we could overtake the mystery person easier."
Many of the contestants on the team disagreed with Justin's reasoning and voiced their opinions. However, surprisingly, Noah was the only one that was silent.
"Wait, guys," he said to quiet the rest of the team. "Eva, how do you feel about this?"
Eva raised half of her brow as she looked at Justin, who had an innocent look on his face.
"Meh. Why not?" she said with a shrug, "If he gets out of line, I could just deck him."
"Alright! Sounds good to me. Ok, team. Let's-"
"Wait!"
"…Have one more interruption…Of course…" the Know-It-All said with a sigh, "What, Homeschool?"
"I think I should stay with Eva and Justin, eh. Just to make sure he doesn't try any funny stuff," Ezekiel replied.
"Do you really think I would try anything with Eva?" the Male Model asked, "She could probably kill me and/or my modeling career with one punch. I'm a model, not an idiot."
Once again, Noah sighed and looked to Eva for an answer. However, unlike the first two times, the Muscle-bound Teenager gave a firm answer.
"Sorry, Homeschool, but I think two guards are enough. Plus, I can take care of myself if he tries any 'funny stuff.'"
The Prairie Boy looked back and forth between Eva and Justin a few times before stopping at Eva.
"Ok, Eva. I trust you, eh," he said with a smile on his face.
"Ok!" Noah said, "Now that that is settled, if there are no more interruptions…"
He paused for a moment before continuing.
"…Alright! Let's go look for more-"
"Wait!" Tyler yelled.
Noah slapped his face in frustration.
"WHAT?! What is so important that you had to interrupt me, Tyler?!"
He looked at the Sport-o and saw that he had his legs crossed and he was hopping in place. Seeing this and knowing why Tyler had stopped him, Noah slapped himself in the face again, pointed to the restroom next to the confessional, and said "Just go already…"
Tyler then ran into the restroom and closed it behind himself.
"And try not to get your foot caught in the toilet again, please."
Confession Cam
*Static*
Justin - *Laughs hysterically for about three seconds*
*Static*
Eva - "I was kinda shocked that Homeschool was trying to look out for me back there. A part of me figured that he did it because he still believes that girls weren't as strong as guys, but another part of me thought that he did because he genuinely cared about me. Personally, I hope the second part of me is right, because if the first part of me is right, then I'll have to show Zeke how much stronger I am, first hand." *She punches her palm*
*Static*
Tyler - *Peeing in the restroom right behind the wall that the confession cam is looking at* "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh…"
*Static*
The Auto Shop (12:45 PM)
The two male teenagers and the two female teenagers that they were looking after had reached a silent patch in their conversation. However, since Izzy can't ever sit still and silent, even if her life depended on it, she started humming to herself while bobbing her head side-to-side in rhythm. Soon enough, she started to sing the song out loud.
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream," she sang.
She began to repeat the song again. However, when she started the second line, Christopher started singing the song from the top, so that he was a line behind Izzy.
Once he started repeating the song, Sierra decided to start singing along a line behind Christopher.
Finally, once Sierra started repeating, Sam started to sing along one line behind her. At this moment, all four teenagers were singing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" in a perfect round. However, unbeknownst to Sam, Christopher, and Sierra, Izzy was slowly cutting away at the tape that constraining her arms. [5]
Chris's Trailer (1:00 PM)
The New Team was still looking around in the trailer for something that could help them figure out who the mystery person was.
"Ugh! Nothing!" Zoey exclaimed as she got off of the floor. "I don't think there's anything else to find in here," she said to her boyfriend.
Mike sighed and started to agree with her, before he was interrupted by Dawn.
"Guys! B found something else!" she called out to the rest of her teammates.
Everyone gathered around B once again as he picked up something that was on the bottom of Chris's closet. He held it at a level high enough so that everyone could see it.
"It's lip gloss!" Dakota pointed out, "Revlon #232, to be exact."
Some of her teammates looked at her weirdly.
"What? If you wanna buy the best brands, you gotta know this stuff."
"All I care about is if it looks good, and if I can buy it," Anne Maria chimed in.
"This is great news!" Dawn exclaimed, "That means that Bridgette can't be the mystery person!"
"Why not?" the Jersey Girl asked.
"Bridgette doesn't wear makeup!"
"Seriously?! Wow! I neva knew it was possible ta look that good without makeup."
"Anne Maria, you're missing the point," Mike said, "If Bridgette can't be the mystery person then that only leaves us with one possibility. It has to be Lindsay, who definitely wears makeup."
"So, now that we've pretty much confirmed who it is, what do we do now?" Dakota asked.
"Well, I remember watching a cartoon when I was younger that had situations very similar to this," Brick told his team. "Usually, after finding at least two clues, being close to solving the mystery, and almost figuring out who did it, they set up a trap to capture the 'monster' and then unmask it from there." [6]
"So, who's gonna come up wit a trap?" Anne Maria asked. After which, everyone on the team immediately looked to B. Noticing that it would be up to him, he started formulating a plan for a trap in his handy-dandy notebook. [7]
Confession Cam
*Static*
B and Dawn - B - *He's drawing a diagram in his notebook with Dawn looking over his shoulder at his diagram. He stops drawing once he's finished.*
Dawn - "Wow! That looks like a very foolproof trap. Are you sure it will work, B?"
B - *He gives her an assuring smile and a thumbs-up*
Dawn - "Great! Let's show the rest of the team, so we can start building it!" *She takes his free hand and leads him out of the confessional.*
B - *Leaves the confessional with a bright smile as he and his girlfriend walk hand-in-hand.*
*Static*
The Top Deck (1:15 PM)
The rest of the Old Team, being led by Noah, had left Justin and Eva on the top deck of the dual-floored bus a few minutes ago. Both of them were quiet during that time. That is, until Justin decided to break the silence by clearing his throat suddenly.
"Ahem! So, Eva-" he started before he was interrupted.
"You want me to be in an alliance with you," she predicted what he was about to purpose.
"…How did…?"
"Why else would you want to be up here with me, alone? I may lift weights for a living, but I'm not a dumbbell. Also, the answer is 'No.'"
The Male Model looked down in defeat and sighed sadly before replying.
"Well, that's too bad, Eva," he said as he looked over to her to see that she wasn't really paying attention to him. "I would have thought you would have wanted a chance to win this season."
At this moment, Eva looked over at Justin with a somewhat curious look.
"What are you talking about, now?"
"Well, just look at the rest of our team. Noah, Katie, Geoff, and Ezekiel are all trying to get me eliminated, and once they do, who do you think will be the next one to go? Noah, Katie, and Geoff are practically an alliance, and Tyler and Homeschool are like best friends. That just leaves you as the odd one out, Eva."
The Muscular Teen glared at Justin shortly before looking to the floor in thought. After a moment of silence, she looked over at the Male Model again.
"Ok," she started, "Let's say that all of that is true. How does being in an alliance with you help that situation?"
"Well, there are only 14 contestants left in total, so the merge shouldn't be too far away. So, if we can make it till then, we could dominate those challenges as long as you have my back, and I have yours. What do you say, Eva?"
Justin extended his hand towards her. Eva, with her arms crossed, stared at one of the most perfectly manicured hands that she had seen in her life. She sighed once again.
"I know I'm gonna regret this," she muttered to herself before grabbing the Model's hand firmly enough to give a proper handshake and not crush his hand.
"Trust me, you won't regret this, Eva," he told her.
"I better not, or else…"
The Muscular Teen started to squeeze her hand a little more, which caused Justin to grit his teeth in pain.
"I promise!" He squealed, causing her to stop and let go.
"Oh! One last thing: If we do miraculously make it to the merge, no voting for Homeschool to be eliminated, understood?"
Justin looked at his new ally with a shocked look.
"What? Why?" He asked with a perplexed tone.
"Are you really in a position to be asking questions?"
"Well…no."
"Exactly."
Confession Cam
*Static*
Justin - "Why on earth would Eva want to keep Homeschool around? I thought she hated him. I really hope she isn't catching feelings for him…" *He shudders* "Ugh! It grosses me out just thinking about it." *He gasps* "Wait! What if she's thinking about double crossing me and making an alliance with Homeschool during the merge! Ooh! That would make me so angry, but I wouldn't be able to show it, because then I'd get frown lines."
*Static*
The Auto Shop (1:20 PM)
The rest of the Old Team was walking around the auto shop, looking for something clue-like.
"Noah," Katie said suddenly, "Do you really think that we can trust Justin to be alone with Eva?"
"Eva said it herself, Katie. She can handle him," he replied, "And judging by his history of making stupid mistakes, I'm sure we'll be hearing his wails of pain any minute now."
"Yeah!" Ezekiel added, "If he tries any funny stuff, I hope Eva gives him the ol' whatfur, eh!"
"Wow! That's kinda harsh, dude," Tyler commented.
"Well, he deserves it after…" The Prairie Boy's sentence trailed off as he started sniffing the air.
"What's wrong, Zeke?" the Wannabe Jock asked his friend.
"I smell something…"
"What does it smell like?" Geoff asked as he walked over.
"It smells like…perfume, eh."
"It's probably just one of the girls here," Noah said.
"No, it's not," the Homeschooled Teen replied, "This perfume is new, yet somewhat familiar. I still have my beast-y sense of smell, so I can tell, eh."
Katie gasped and exclaimed, "Maybe it's the mystery woman's perfume!"
"I think it might be!"
"Well, what are we waiting for? Lead us to her, Homeschool!" Noah half-ordered Ezekiel.
He started sniffing the air and walking towards where the smell was coming from while the rest followed.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Ezekiel - "One of the good things that came from me becoming all beast-y was that my sense of smell is almost super-human, eh. The scientist that helped to cure me said that my sense of smell is similar to that of a dog's. Pretty nifty, eh?"
*Static*
Elsewhere in the Auto Shop (1:30 PM)
Meanwhile, B had given the rest of the New Team a list of what he needed to create the trap, so they were collecting items to be used to create it. If they found anything on their list, they would bring it to the Silent Genius and he would add it to his creation. After 10 minutes, the scavenger hunt was over and everything B needed was in front of him, waiting to be added to the trap.
"Alright," Mike said, "Now that the trap is almost done, how do we get the mystery woman to run towards it?"
"Well, in that show I talked about, they usually had the skinny guy and his dog be the bait to lead the fake monster to the trap," said Brick.
"That's a good idea, Brick. Now, who should be the bait?"
Mike and Brick pondered on this before looking at the rest of their team, except B who was finishing up the trap. The two male teenagers saw that all of their female teammates were looking at them with knowing grins.
Those looks caused both guys to gulp nervously.
Elsewhere in the Auto Shop (1:30 PM)
Meanwhile, the Old Team was still on the hunt for the mystery woman.
"Homeschool, it's been 10 minutes," Noah informed, "Are you sure you smell something?"
"Positive, eh," Ezekiel responded. "She's close."
"You've been saying that for the past 4 minutes."
"Maybe she knows we're following her, and she's staying out of sight," Tyler suggested.
"So we're dealing with a smart one, huh? Well, I guess we're gonna need to come up with a strategy," the Know-It-All.
"What kind of strategy?" Katie asked.
"Zeke! Go fetch the mystery lady! Go get her!" Noah shouted as he pointed in the direction that Ezekiel was headed.
Suddenly, something inside the Prairie Boy's mind made him get on all fours and run, like a dog, in the direction that Noah was pointing.
"Whoa! How'd you know that would work, dude?" Geoff asked.
"Well, it always works on my dog back home, and the guy is practically a dog. So, I thought I'd give it a try."
"AHHH!"
Everyone on the Old Team heard a high-pitched scream come from close by. They all looked around the corner to see who had screamed. However, what they saw was a black-clad person running towards them followed by Ezekiel who was chasing her on all fours. Once she got to the team, all four members got out of the way as their animalistic teammate continued to give chase.
"Why didn't you guys grab her?" Noah asked Tyler and Geoff.
"I thought he was gonna grab her!" they said simultaneously as they pointed at each other, causing Noah to slap his own face once again.
"Guys, she's getting away!" Katie alerted her teammates.
They all got back on their feet and started to run after the assailant and their teammate.
Elsewhere in the Auto Shop (1:35 PM)
Meanwhile, Brick and Mike were walking around the shop, looking for the mystery woman.
"Ugh! I can't believe the girls made us be the bait," Mike muttered.
"Don't be silly, Mike," Brick replied, "It's our duty as men to look out for our female teammates. And with only us and B left, we have to do our best to protect our fair ladies. Remember, behind every strong man, there is an equally strong woman! And with great manhood, comes great-"
"Ok, Brick. I get it…" the Multi-Personality Teen interrupted with a side glance.
Suddenly, they both gasped as they saw the mystery woman running towards them.
"Ahh! Her clothes! They're so dark!" the Cadet screamed as he jumped into Mike's arms.
"Zoinks! Brick, you're too heavy!" he yelled before gasping loudly.
"Heavy? Ha! Zis is nothink for Svetlana!" Mike confidently said with a high-pitched Russian accent.
"Run, Svetlana! Run!" Brick, who was still in Mike's arms, said as the mystery person was still coming towards them.
"Run? Ha! Svetlana can do more than that!"
"What do you mea-AHHHH!" He yelled as Svetlana threw him upwards and out of sight.
Elsewhere in the Auto Shop (It's a big shop)
The rest of the New Team's members were putting the finishing touches on B's trap. At the moment, Zoey, Dawn, and Anne Maria were standing under a huge fishing net, that just so happened to be lying around in a car shop, that B, with some directional help from the girls, was in the process of positioning precisely above two pieces of duct tape in the shape of an "X" on the floor. Dakota was standing away from the group of girls, typing away on her cell phone.
"My roots r blond again. That means Im turning norm again! #NoMoreDakotazoid lol", she typed for her Twitter feed.
"Can't wait to send this to my adoring fans!" she said as she lowered her finger towards the "Tweet" button. However, before she could touch it, her phone was snatched out of her hand.
"Nuh uh uh!" Chris said with the pink phone in his hand, "You're not allowed to reveal any deets to your 'adoring fans'. We don't want the viewers to catch wind of any spoilers, because spoilers kill ratings."
"But, I need to tell my fans the good news!" Dakota whined.
"Let 'em find out when the episode airs."
"Hmph!" the Princess exclaimed with a pout as the Host walked away with her phone.
"You know, Princess Morbucks, you could help us ova here," Anne Maria said to Dakota. [8]
"Ugh! No thanks. I'm not gonna stand under a smelly fishing net. What if it falls on us?"
"B would never drop a fishing net on us, right B?" Dawn asked her silent boyfriend. Of course, he replied by shaking his head no.
"Well, you never know what can happen on this show, so I'm not taking any chances."
Anne Maria and Dawn replied with shrugs.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Anne Maria - "Is it just me, or has Moneybags not done anything during dis challenge? Ya know, I'm startin' ta think dat she was more useful when she was still a mutant."
*Static*
"A little to the left…and…perfect! Right there, B!" Zoey instructed B, who was holding the rope connected to the net. "Now we just need to wait for Mike and Brick to lure the masked woman to this 'X'."
"I wonda if dey found 'er yet," Anne Maria thought out loud.
Suddenly, screaming was heard.
"Do you two hear that screaming?" Zoey asked her teammates.
They all looked around to see where the screaming was coming from. One of them saw who it was.
"It's Brick!" the Jersey Girl said as she pointed towards her new love interest, who was flying through the air towards the rope that B was holding.
The force of the Cadet going into the rope caused it to slide through B's palms, which caused a bad case of rope burn. The Silent Genius made a face filled with anguish as he let go of the rope.
"The net!" Zoey shouted causing the rest of the girls to look upwards at the falling net.
Unfortunately, they were still right under it. By the time they realized they were still under the net, they were already caught in its grasp.
"AHH! Dis is so disgustin'!" Anne Maria shrieked.
"This net smells just like our fish brethren, but not in a good way!" Dawn shouted.
"See! I knew this would happen! I was right!" Dakota gloated.
"Yeah, yeah! You were right. Now would get dis smelly thing off of us!?"
"But…that would mean I'd have to…touch it. Ewww! No way!"
"Princess, I will kick your butt, if you don't get dis net offa us!"
"Ugh! I can't believe I'm about to do this," she muttered to herself as she slowly approached the net. She then slowly reached her hand out to grab it.
However, before she could even touch the net, she was taken by surprised when Mike flipped over it and her at the same time.
"Mike?" she asked with a puzzled look on her face when she turned around.
Unfortunately, she didn't see the mystery woman running towards her and tripping over the net, thus causing her to fall on top of Dakota.
"AHH! Get off me!" The Princess yelled as the mystery lady struggled to get off of her.
"Dakota, what's going on?!" Zoey asked from inside the net.
"The mystery chick is on top of me and she won't get off!"
"I could get off easier, if you would stop moving, you brat!" the mystery woman yelled.
"Grr! You're so lucky I don't have mutant strength anymore!"
Finally, the mystery woman was able to stand again. However, as soon as she got back on her feet, she was tackled from behind by Ezekiel. The force from the tackle sent them both outside of the auto shop, where Svetlana was doing a split on the ground. All three people collided and fell into a heap on the ground.
Mike gasped loudly from the bottom of the pile. He then shouted, "My hip!" in an old man voice.
On the top of the pile was Ezekiel who was holding down the mystery woman, who was sandwiched between him and Chester.
"Way to go, Zeke! You caught the third mystery woman!" Chris congratulated as he walked towards the human pile.
Soon enough, the rest of the Old Team caught up with their teammate. Geoff helped Ezekiel and the mystery woman get to their feet before helping his teammate restrain the mystery woman.
"Mike!" Zoey yelled as she, Dawn, and Anne Maria, after being helped from the net by B, ran to where Mike was. "Mike! Are you ok?"
"I've fallen, and I can't get up," Chester said. [9]
The redhead rolled her eyes at her fallen boyfriend and said, "Yep! You're alright," as she started to pick him up. Once she picked him up, she put him on her back, Fireman's carry-style, and held him like that.
"Hey! Put me down! You're not my nurse!" Chester yelled, before Zoey kissed him. After she pulled away, Mike shouted, "Helloooooooo Nurse!" in his normal voice. [10]
"Back to normal?" she asked.
"Back to normal," he replied with a nod.
"Alright everyone! Let's get unveiling! Back inside the auto shop!" Chris instructed.
Everyone that was there walked back into the auto shop. After they were off-screen, a faint screaming could be heard. It gradually got louder until the person that it came from, landed on the sidewalk front-first.
"My leg…" Brick weakly uttered as he lied on the sidewalk. [4]
Back in the Auto Shop (1:50 PM)
All of the contestants, along with the host, the co-host, the intern and the temporary intern gathered around the three tied up suspects.
"Alright! It's finally time to unmask this chick!" Chris announced, "But first, does either team have any guess on who it could be?"
"We think it's Lindsay!" Zoey spoke up, "We found a strand of blonde hair and a tube of lip gloss in your trailer, Chris. Those clues could only belong to her."
"True."
"No way!" Tyler shouted, "My Lindsay would never do something like this!"
"Really, Tyler?" the Host asked, "Then, who do you think it is, huh?"
"Well, we all found a bottle of nail polish in the confessional room along with some big scratch marks on the wall. So we guess that the mystery woman is either, Heather, Blaineley, Heather, Courtney, Heather, LeShawna, Heather, Gwen, or Heather."
"…And I'm guessing you really think it's Heather?"
"What makes you say that?" The Jock asked.
This made the Host look at Tyler incredulously.
"…Anyway…Let's find out who the masked woman really is!"
At that moment, Chris grabbed the top of the black ski mask that covered the face of the third and final mystery person. He slowly pulled the mask up to reveal that it was…
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Everyone gasped when they saw the person's saddened face.
"Bridgette?!" Everyone shouted in shock. This made the Surfer Girl look down at her feet sadly.
"No way! I can't be my Bridgey-Bear!" Geoff yelled in disbelief.
"It's true, Geoff…" she replied.
"I-It's because Chris forced you to do this, right Bridgette?" Dawn asked hopefully.
Bridgette shook her head and said, "No, Dawn. This was all my idea."
This revelation made the Moonchild gasp in shock once again.
"And you know what?" she continued as a smirk grew on her face, "If I could do it again, I so would!"
This surprised everyone once again.
"Whoa! Drama bomb," Noah commented.
Then, Bridgette cleared her throat and said, "I said, 'I would do it again, if I could.'"
They continued to stare at her, although some of the teenagers were a little confused.
The Surfer Girl then turned her head to Izzy, who was sound asleep, and yelled, "I said, 'I WOULD DO IT AGAIN!'"
"Wait one arrow-shootin' minute, eh!" Ezekiel shouted before approaching Bridgette.
Once he got close enough, he started to sniff her.
"What the heck are you doing?!" she asked.
"Yeah! Why are you smelling my convict girlfriend, Zeke?" Geoff asked.
"This is not Bridgette!" the Prairie Boy said. This made everyone gasp again before he continued. "She smells nothing like Bridgette."
"Wait. Let me smell her," Geoff said as he walked towards the tied-up woman.
Once he got to her, he start to smell her as well.
"Watching two guys smell a girl that's tied-up to a chair," Zoey commented, "That's not weird at all…"
"Hey…you're right, Zeke. She doesn't smell like my Bridgette! She's wearing perfume!" the Party Boy revealed.
"Which Bridgette does not wear," Dawn included.
"That means that this woman is an imposter, eh!" Ezekiel said as he pointed to the Bridgette look-alike, who was starting to look nervous.
"Darn it, Izzy! Wake up!" she yelled at the sleeping redhead.
At that moment, Chris walked back in front of the woman, grabbed her face, and pulled it a little.
"Yep! It's a mask," he said, "Which means, I get to do more unmasking."
He grabbed the fake hair attached to the Bridgette mask and started pulling. Once the mask was completely off, the person was revealed to be…
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Everyone gasped in shock, again.
"Lindsay?!" Everyone simultaneously shouted.
"Yes! It was me, Lindsay!" she said in a completely different voice from before, "And I'd do it again, if I could!"
Izzy was still asleep.
"Ugh! Izzy, you idiot! You're supposed to be freeing me right now!" she yelled at her accomplice.
"Wait! Are we sure this is Lindsay?" the Host asked.
"I'll be the judge of that," Tyler volunteered. He walked towards Lindsay and stood in front of her.
This confused Lindsay, until he put his hands on both sides of face and started to lean towards her. She knew what was coming, which was made evident when her eyes almost bulged out of her head.
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'm not Lindsay!" The mystery woman yelled before Tyler could kiss her.
"I knew that would work," he said before turning around and walking back to his team.
"Great idea, Ty!" Geoff said as he offered his teammate a high five.
"Thanks, dude!" the Sport-o replied with a high five.
"Well, if this woman isn't Lindsay," Mike stated, "Then who is she?"
"Let's find out," Chris said as he grabbed the top of "Lindsay's" head. He then it pulled off to reveal…
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Yet again, everyone gasped in shock when they saw the person's face.
"Blaineley!" Everyone on the Old Team shouted, along with Chris, Chef, and Christopher.
Meanwhile, the New Team was completely silent.
"Umm…who's Blaineley?" Anne Maria asked.
"I am! Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran, a former host of both Celebrity Manhunt and Total Drama World Tour Aftermath, to be more specific," she declared proudly.
Everyone looked at her for a few seconds without making a sound.
"Nope, no clue who she is," the Jersey Girl replied.
"Me neither," Dawn said.
"Got me," Brick said with a shrug.
"Oh come on! You guys never looked at Celebrity Manhunt or Total Drama World Tour Aftermath?" the TV Show Hostess asked.
Most of the New Team members shook their heads.
"Oh wait, I recognize her now," Dakota said. "She used to be that girl that hosted Celebrity Manhunt with that hot hunk Josh. I remember that I used to watch just for him, and whenever she was on camera or talking, I muted the TV."
"Grrrr! You little-!"
"Wait a minute! How can we be so sure that that's really Blaineley?" Geoff asked. "It could be another mask."
"Well, only one way to find out," Chris said as he reached for her hair.
"No! No, it's not a mask!" Blaineley yelled.
The Host grabbed some of her hair and started yanking.
"It's! Not! A! MA-AAAAAAH!" she screamed as Chris pulled some strands of her hair off of her scalp.
"Whoops!" he said as he dropped the yellow strands.
"I told you this wasn't a mask, you idiot!" she yelled.
Confession Cam
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Geoff - *He's laughing hysterically* "I knew it wasn't a mask. Ha-ha-ha! So totally worth it!"
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"But, why did you do all of this, Blaineley?" Chris asked.
The former TV Show Hostess chuckled before replying.
"Do you really need to ask that, Chris?" She paused so she could look at Chris's confused face. "I did it so I could take your job, which rightfully belongs to me!"
Everyone else gasped simultaneously.
"Ugh! Would you guys stow all of the gasping! This isn't a soap opera," she said to the contestants before turning her attention back to Chris, "It's like I said right before you pushed me off of that plane. I was supposed to be the host of this show, but no! You had to weasel your way into this gig. Meanwhile, I was stuck on Aftermath with that surf-nut and her doofus boyfriend."
"Hey!" Geoff whined.
"So that's why Izzy, Sierra and I, made our way to New York City, the same day you all got here, and stuck around Coney Island, waiting for you guys to arrive. Then, Sierra and Izzy snuck into your trailer and hid in your closet, while I hid in the top deck of the bus until the middle of the night. Finally, once everyone on the New Team was asleep, and Chef took his break from driving the bus, I snuck out and cut the brake line. It was the perfect plan! By the time Chef noticed that the brakes were out, it would be too late. All of you losers would be too hurt to continue the season, so the producers would have no choice but to replace all of you, including you, Chris! I'm sure I would have been the next choice to host this show, and I would have gotten away with it too, if-"
"Let me guess," Chris interrupted, "If it weren't for these meddling kids and their stupid Ezekiel?"
"Aroo?" Ezekiel questioned. [11]
"Well, that too," Blaineley continued, "But I was actually going to say, if the bus didn't get towed away while I was trying to get Izzy and Sierra out of your trailer. Because of that, the three of us were stuck in your closet all night!"
"Wow…Just…wow!" the Host said, "You have to be the most diabolical and evil being on this show."
"Oh really? Have you looked in a mirror lately?"
"Oh, I have. I know you can't since all of yours break if even try to."
"Grrr!" Blaineley exclaimed as she started to move to the edge of her seat, "Christopher McLean, you are such a *bleep* of *bleep* *bleep*!"
"Oh yeah?" Chris said as he got in her face, "Well, you're a bigger one!"
They stayed with their faces really close to each other for a moment, until…
*Smooch*
The camera panned away from the two hosts' kiss and pointed at the teenagers and Chef.
"Ewww!" Dakota yelled.
"Ugh!" Eva said with her tongue sticking out.
"My eyes!" Geoff said as he covered his eyes with his hat.
B's cheeks bulged out, causing him to cover his mouth and run to the nearest restroom.
Katie and Noah were freaked out, but they managed to cover each other's eyes.
"Uuuugh! Old people love," Christopher muttered.
"Mmm, mmm, mmm! That ain't right," Chef muttered while shaking his head, and taking pictures.
As soon as their kiss ended, Blaineley was immediately picked up by two NYPD police officers.
"Hey! What's going on?" she asked.
"You're under arrest for attempted manslaughter, Ms. O'Halloran," one officer said as he ripped the tape off of her wrists and cuffed her.
"What?! No! I wasn't trying to kill them, I just wanted to hurt them badly!" she paused for a moment and said, "That sounded a lot better in my head."
The officer started reciting the Miranda Rights to Blaineley as they moved her into the back seat of their cruiser.
Suddenly, Chris ran out of the auto shop to a rear side window of the car so he could talk to Blaineley.
"Don't worry, Blaineley," he yelled through the window, "I'll pay your bail!"
She had a shocked expression on her face after hearing that.
"R-really?"
"Yep! Right after the season's over."
"…What?"
"See ya then!"
At that moment, the police car started to drive away.
"You're gonna pay for this, McLeaaaaaaaaaaaan…!" Blaineley yelled as the car drove out of sight.
Confession Cam
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Mike - *He stares at the camera for a few seconds before speaking* "…What… the heck just happened…?"
*Static*
Back in the Auto Shop (2:15 PM)
Chris walked back inside and addressed his contestants, interns, and co-host.
"Sorry about that," he said, "Anyway, it's time to decide which team won. Now, seeing as how the Old Team actually figured out that it was Blaineley, and Ezekiel was the one who actually caught her, it shouldn't be a surprise that the Old Team wins!"
The Old Team members cheered for their victory, while the New Team sulked a bit.
"And you know what that means," the Host continued, "Old Team, bottom deck, party hardy. New Team, top deck, vote for your least favorite teammate. Now, off with you all."
The two teams disbursed to do what they instructed to do by the Host. Meanwhile, Chris called Chef, Sam, and even Christopher to converge with him to discuss something.
"So, what do you guys think we should do with these two?" he asked as he pointed to Izzy and Sierra, who were still tied up.
"I say we throw them in jail along with Mildred," Chef suggested.
"I don't know, Chef," Christopher said, "From what Blaineley said, it didn't sound they really did anything wrong. It sounded like they were just along for the ride."
"Oh really, smart guy? Well, what would you do with them?" Chris asked the local.
At that moment, the Local Fan widened his eyes, blushed and started sweating.
"Uh…uh, I'm not good under pressure, heh-heh…Maybe Sam has an idea," he quickly said to get the attention away from himself.
"Oh! Uh…" the Gamer said as he began to think. "Well, what if we make them interns? That sounds like a good enough punishment."
This made rest of the group think.
While they weren't paying attention, Izzy opened on of her eyes and saw that no one was looking at her. So, she decided to break her hands out of the makeshift tape handcuffs, tear the tape that was wrapped around her chest and the back of the chair, and the tape wrapped around her legs.
"That sounds like a good idea, Sam," said Chris, "But, I don't know about Izzy being an intern. I mean, as soon as we let her go, she'll probably do something like-"
"YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!" Izzy yelled as she stood up and threw a smoke pellet at the ground to cover her escape.
"-that…" the Host finished saying before slapping his own face, "Well, at least we still have Sierra."
All of the males turned to see that Sierra was still constrained to her chair. At that moment, Chris made his way back to the Uber-Obsessive Fan.
"Sierra. The four of us have decided that, for attempting to sabotage the show, we're going to punish you by making you my new intern."
She, of course, gasped happily.
"Really?!" she replied in a squealing voice.
"Yep!" the Host said with his eyes closed, which meant that he couldn't see her happy expression, "Don't try to talk your way out of it. It's a done deal."
At that juncture, Chris turned around and walked back to the group of guys while Sierra continued to squeal.
"You guys hear her crying?" he said to the other three, "It's like music to my ears."
"Actually…" Sam started to say.
"Not now, Sam," Chris interrupted before turning to Chef, "Chef, get Sierra situated for her interning duties."
Chef replied with a silent nod.
"Alright! I'll be in my trailer until the elimination ceremony starts. Hasta!"
Confession Cam
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Chef Hatchet - *He shakes his head* "That boy is a 10 piece bucket of fried stupid."
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Elimination Ceremony (8:00 PM)
All of the New Team members were seated in two rows of chairs in an empty space in the auto shop. They were all awaiting the arrival of their not-so-friendly, international TV show host. Soon enough, the door to his trailer opened up and out he walked.
"Welcome to the ninth elimination ceremony of Total Drama Avengeance!" he announced as he was being followed by his three interns, Sam, Sierra, and the temp, Christopher.
"Since this challenge was a spontaneous challenge, I don't have any relative immunity items. So, I'm gonna be handing out the classic marshmallows, once again."
That cued Sierra to take the cover off of the dish that Sam was holding, while Christopher gestured to the dish of sweet treats enthusiastically.
"Ta-da!" Sierra exclaimed.
"Good thing I keep several bags of these in my trailer," the Host continued, "Now, you all know the drill. There are seven of you, but only six marshmallows. The one who does not receive a marshmallow will have to walk out of this auto shop to wherever the Copter of Shame decides to land, hop in the Copter, and fly away. Let's get started, shall we?"
Everyone on the New Team looked at the silver dish with hope and nervousness.
"The first one goes to…Dawn!"
The Moonchild walked up and got her marshmallow.
"Next one goes to…Zoey!"
The Redhead gets hers as well.
"Next…Anne Maria!"
The girl from New Jersey took her marshmallow.
"And the last one without a single vote is…B!"
The Silent Genius got his marshmallow and exchanged smiles with Dawn. Meanwhile, the three remaining contestants, along with Zoey and Anne Maria, were even more nervous than before.
"That just leaves Dakota, Mike, and Brick," Chris stated, "But who got the most votes out you three? Well, it definitely wasn't Brick. Come and get your marshmallow, soldier!"
"Sir! Yes, sir!" the Cadet said as he did just that.
"Now, we got one marshmallow…and two noobs left. Who gets it?"
Dakota and Mike looked at each other with nervousness and anticipation.
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The Host tosses the treat to Mike, who catches it and sighs in relief.
Dakota, however, was not as relieved.
"I'm sorry, Dakota, but it's time for you to go."
She sighed and said, "Ok..." as she got up from her seat.
"And you're not gonna keep popping up on the show this time, right?"
"Oh, I don't need to," she replied, "I've got all the screen time I needed."
"Good to hear."
"Let's go, Sam!" she said as she grabbed her boyfriend's arm.
"Alrighty! See you guys later!" Sam said as he waved goodbye.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" the Host said, "Who said you could take my intern with you?"
"Oh, it's in the contract that my Daddy drew up for Sam. It says that he only needs to be an intern until I'm eliminated from the show."
"But…but, that's not fair!"
"Life's not fair," the Princess said as she jumped Sam's arms, "Copter of Shame, here we come!"
They walked out of the auto shop to where the Copter was parked.
"Oh, BTW," Dakota said, "I'm turning back to normal! See my roots?"
"They're blonde!" Sam said, "That's awesome!"
"I know, right?"
Soon enough, both teenagers were out of sight and Chris was in a state of disbelief.
"Well, dat was painless," Anne Maria said as she started to walk off.
"Yeah, but she could have at least said, 'Bye,' before she left," Brick stated as the rest of the team walked back to the Double Decker and left the Host in his frozen state.
"Well, I'd better get home," Christopher said with a yawn as he walked by Chris to the exit, "Thanks for letting me intern for the day, Chris."
At that moment, the Host snapped out of it and ran in front of the local.
"Wait! Local dude!" This caused the teenager to stop. "How would you like to be a full-time intern for Total Drama?"
"Pfft! Yeah…thanks, but no thanks," he said as he started to walk again.
"Aww, come on, man! I'll make it worth your while."
The teenager stopped again and turned towards the Host.
"How?"
"You get to be on TV!"
"I don't think being on TV is good enough incentive for the things you have your interns do, Chris."
"You'll get paid!"
"…How much?"
"Five dollars."
"An hour?"
"A week."
"…Yeah…I may be desperate for a job, but not that desperate. 'Sides, I got tickets for the Yankees game tomorrow." Christopher starts walking off again.
This rejection made Chris very unhappy.
"Fine! Who needs ya?" He crossed his arms and pouted for a second, "Yankees suck, by the way!"
"Wow! Never heard that before," the Local Fan said sarcastically before walking out of sight.
"Ugh! That guy is annoying," the Host muttered to himself.
"Do you need a back massage, Mr. McLean?" Sierra said when she rushed to his side.
"Yes, please!" he said happily.
On the Streets of New York City (8:15 PM)
Christopher was walking down the sidewalk, making his way to the nearest train station, when he was suddenly pulled into a dark alley.
"Whoa! What the…?" he said in shock before his mouth was covered.
"Heya, Handsome!" his captor said quietly.
The Local Fan recognized that voice.
"Izzy?" his muffled voice asked.
"Yep!" she replied, "And guess what? We're going on a little trip!"
"Uh-oh…" his replied while the Crazy Girl threw a smoke pellet on the ground.
After the smoke disbursed, both of them were gone.
Back at the Auto Shop (10:15 PM)
Chef and Chris received the bill for the repairs to the Double Decker. After seeing how high it was, the Host was in need of another massage from Sierra.
Bottom Deck
Meanwhile, the party in the bottom deck was slowly winding down. A majority of the team was heading to their beds, while a few stayed up to party on, more or less. Geoff was one of those, who stayed up to party on. He was joined by Katie and Noah, who were sitting at a table eating the last two slices of pizza. They were watching Geoff party on more so than actually partying themselves.
"Noah," Katie said suddenly.
"Yes, Katie?" he replied.
"Remember when Blaineley, like, confessed that she sabotaged the bus?"
"Yeah. What about it?"
"Well…she said she cut the brake line, right?"
"That's correct."
"Well, the mechanic that we talked to said that the oil line was cut too. And we saw that it was, like, cut by whoever made those holes in the confessional wall."
"So, you think that someone else may have made those cuts in the confessional wall, up there?"
"Maybe…I mean, she could have cut them both and didn't admit to cutting the oil line."
"Well, she is insane enough to pull something like this, so I wouldn't put it past her."
She chuckled at her boyfriend's joke.
"Yeah, you're right," Katie agreed, "I'm probably just over-thinking."
She eats the last bit of her slice of pizza as they continued to watch Geoff.
Top Deck Confession Cam (10:30 PM, Last Night)
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Ezekiel - *He sits in the chair silently, with his toque covering his eyes. He then raises his head slowly, with his eyes closed. Suddenly, he opens his eyes, which are bloodshot around the edge, and rushes the camera, baring his teeth and claws. Fortunately for the camera, it was just knocked down to the floor. As the camera continues to lie on the floor and record, it picks up sounds of metal being torn and animal-like growls and snarls. After about 30 seconds, the sounds stop and Ezekiel's feet are seen backing up.* "Uh oh…" *He picks up the camera and places it back on its tripod, but while he repositions it, the camera gets a look at the damage that Zeke did to the wall, which was the same damage that the Old Team saw when they were looking in the confessional during the challenge.* "Oh boy…" *He quietly leaves the confessional, so he won't wake anyone up.*
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Zoey - "Whoa! What the heck happened in here? Gee…I wonder if Blaineley did this… Anyway, these votes are getting more difficult each time I have to cast one. Everyone on the team is my friend and I don't think any of them should go." *She sighs* "I guess I have to vote for Brick, if for no other reason, just because he kinda caused that net to fall on me, Dawn, and Anne Maria."
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Dawn - "I sense a great evil presence from these cuts in the wall. However, I will save that information for a later date. Now, I need to cast my vote to eliminate another one of my beloved teammates. I truly do not want to do this, but I feel like I must vote for my friend, Dakota. I do not know why, but I feel that it is the right thing to do."
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Mike - "Wow! Was that bear in here recently? Anyway, I don't remember anything from when I changed personalities, but I do remember that Dakota wasn't doing much when we were looking for clues in Chris's trailer. We can't afford to have slackers now. Sorry, Dakota." [12]
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Anne Maria - "Whoa! Looks like someone was angry… Anyways, Dakota needs to get her pink princess patootie eliminated from dis show. She didn't do anything during dis challenge, and…come ta think of it, she hasn't really done anything all season, even when she had dat mutant strength. So, I say it's time for Dakota ta go."
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Brick - "Wow! Glad I wasn't in here when that happened." *He points at the wall behind the camera* "Ok…even though he's my friend, I'm gonna have to vote for Mike. I know that it's not his fault that his personalities come out at the worst possible times, but it's hard not to place blame on him, especially when my leg still hurts."
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Dakota - "Hmm…this confessional needs a better fashion designer. Whoever did that needs to be fired, pronto. Anyway, I'm voting for Mike/Svetlana/Chester. That guy is way too unpredictable and, even though Zoey is one of my best gal pals on this team, her boyfriend is hard to control when he's not himself."
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[1] - This bit is actually true. My friends say that my Harold impression is almost perfect. I can even do that beatbox bit he did for the Talent Show challenge.
[2] - Brian Froud provides the voice for both Sam and Harold. Just a little joke for those of you who knew that.
[3] - Fugetaboutit is a Brooklynite term which can mean lots of things, but mostly it just means, "Forget about it."
[4] - Gotta love the comedic Rule of Three and Spongebob references. That's for you, TV Tropes.
[5] - I actually got this from a scene in Dragonball Z Abridged episode 27.
[6] - If you can't tell, the cartoon that Brick's talking about is "Scooby-Doo! Where Are You?" but that description can really include any Scooby-Doo cartoon ever.
[7] - A little nod to my favorite show when I was in preschool, Blue's Clues. Most of you younger readers probably don't know about that show, but the main character guy had a little flipbook that he used to call his "Handy-Dandy Notebook." Ahhh...nostalgia.
[8] - Princess Morbucks was a character on The Powerpuff Girls. She was basically a bratty little girl who thought that she could get ANYTHING because her father was rich. Yeah, I watched the Powerpuff Girls. Big whoop! Wanna fight about it?
[9] - "I've fallen, and I can't get up" is a famous line from a commercial for Life Call back in the 80s and 90s that has been used in almost any source of media. It was like an internet meme before the internet. Lol
[10] - "Helloooooooo Nurse" was both a line and an actual character's name in a cartoon called Animaniacs back in the 90s. Man, do I feel old right now...
[11] - Another Scooby-Doo reference!
[12] - If you've been a Total Drama fan since season one, then you should know what bear Mike is talking about.
There ya go! What do you guys think? Leave a review and let me know. Also, if you're wondering why Blaineley had multiple masks on or why Izzy and Sierra tagged along, those questions will be answered in due time. Also, if you want hear my Harold impersonation, put that in your review and I'll upload my impersonation to my Soundcloud and add the link to it to my profile. Also, the poll for who you guys want as Cameo Contestants and the Cover Art contest are still open. Feel free to vote and submit your art via PM. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to cram for finals. Cya at the next update!