What's good Fanfiction! ChrisATD1 here! BACK again, once again! And today, people, today is a very special day to me. If you remember any of you loyal readers remember back in chapter 16, I mentioned that the 12th of December is my birthday! And that means that today, I am 21 years old! And I'm celebrating by uploading the latest installment of Total Drama Avengeance for you guys! Enjoy!
Hotel Surveillance Room (12 Midnight)
The camera shows Chris and Chef watching the surveillance cameras that showed them what each contestant pair was doing. Most of them were sleeping.
"Welcome back viewers!" the Host said to the camera, "It's been about 10 hours since we went to the commercial break, but don't worry. We made sure to save the best clips just for you guys!"
He looks back at the bundle of television screens and points at the biggest screen.
"Roll the clip, interns!"
The camera zoomed in on the big screen and started to show the viewers what was being played on it.
Lindsay and Tyler's Room (3 PM)
Lindsay and Tyler were screaming as they ran in circles around their baby doll.
"This is about where we left these two, before the commercial break," Chris said as his voice was heard, "Shortly afterwards, one part of the clueless pair actually got a clue."
Lindsay stopped in her tracks and started to think, while her boyfriend continued to run and scream.
"Wait! Tyler, I think I know what to do," she said to the Sport-o, causing him to stop running as well.
"You do?" he asked.
"Yeah, I think I remember my sister, Paula, having a doll like this when we were younger. Yeah, and I remember that she used to do something to make it stop crying."
"Yeah? What was it?"
"I don't remember."
"But…I thought you said you remembered that she did something."
"Yeah, I remember that she did something, but I don't remember what that was."
"Oh man! We have to think. What makes a real baby stop crying?"
"Oh! I know! Milk, just like in the cartoons!"
"Yeah, but where are we gonna find milk in a hotel room?"
"In the mini-fridge?" she said with an upward inflection.
"Hey, yeah!" Tyler exclaimed as he rushed towards the mini-fridge.
He had his hand an inch away from the handle before he stopped it.
"Wait…that seems a little too obvious, don't you think? I bet Chris and Chef hid the milk somewhere else in the room."
"That kinda does sound like something that Chet would do. I'll check the bathroom!" the Dumb Blonde said before running into the bathroom.
"Yeah, and I'll check the drawers!" the Sport-o said before moving away from the mini-fridge.
Hotel Surveillance Room (12 Midnight)
"Wow! That does sound like something I would do," Chris said to himself, "Why didn't I do it? I think that year in jail made me soft…Anyway, the clueless couple would eventually find where the milk was… after about 2 hours of searching the room… and getting their own food from the mini-fridge…twice."
"So hopeless," Chef said as he shook his head.
"Oh, yeah. Now, let's check another entertaining clip from another entertaining pair, shall we?"
Katie and Noah's Room (5:30 PM)
The couple laid side-by-side on one of the beds, with the baby doll sitting up next to Katie, and talked about different things.
"I think Lindsay and Tyler will probably be worst parents in this challenge," Noah said, "They are way too clumsy to be productive parents."
"Yeah," Katie started, "But you can't forget about Justin and Anne Maria. Justin, as I'm sure you know, can't take care of anyone but himself. I feel soooooo bad for Anne Maria."
"Well, I doubt she has anything to worry about if they do end up losing, if you catch my drift."
She giggled and said, "I always do."
They both rolled onto their sides to face each other. With their faces just inches away from each other, they looked into each other's eyes and puckered their lips. However, before they start kissing, Katie started sniffing the air.
"Umm…do you smell that?" she asked.
"What? Is it my breath?" the Bookworm asked as he breathed into his hand and smelled it.
"No, no, it smells more like-"
The Sweet Girl was interrupted by a flatulent sound coming from her opposite side.
"Oh no. Ooooh no," Noah said before running towards the windows in the room.
He attempted to open said windows, but they both seemed to be stuck in place. Upon closer examination, Noah saw that both windows were welded shut.
"Grrrrrr! Chriiiiiiiiiii-IIIIIS!"
Hotel Surveillance Room (12 Midnight)
"Ha-haaa! Best… clip… ever! Or should I say, 'so far'? We've got a few more clips to show ya! Next!"
Justin and Anne Maria's Room (5:00 PM)
Justin sat on the edge of his bed and watched TV while Anne Maria lied down on her bed with the baby.
"I've gotta say," Justin said, "This is probably the most relaxing challenge, that I've ever-"
He was interrupted by the baby doll's crying.
"You were sayin'?" Anne Maria remarked.
"Psh! Don't worry, babe! I've got this," he said as he walked to the doll and picked it up, while his "wife" rolled her eyes.
"Hey little guy, what's wrong?" the Model asked the doll to its face. "Come on! You can tell your beautiful Daddy Justin."
At that moment, the baby doll vomited on Justin's face, taking him by surprise. Anne Maria tried her best to stifle herself for a second before busting out in full-on laughter.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Anne Maria - *She's cradling the baby doll in her arms* "Dat was da best thing I've eva seen! I really needed a good laugh." *She brings the doll face-to-face* "Good boy, Vinny! Thanks for pukin' in daddy's face." *The doll cooed in response*
*Static*
Mike and Zoey's Room (8:00 PM)
Zoey was feeding the baby with its bottle, while Mike eats his own dinner on his bed.
"You know," Zoey started with a relieved sigh, "This little guy isn't so bad when he's not crying."
"Yeah, it is pretty peaceful in here," Mike agreed, "Probably the most peaceful this season has been."
"You got that right. Hopefully, if we have our own real baby, it will be this peaceful."
At that moment, Mike started getting nervous again.
"What do you think, Mike?" the Redhead asked her boyfriend.
That was when the MPD Teen gasped loudly and closed one of his eyes.
"Ugh! Don't you think you're too young to start thinking about having kids?" he said with a raspy, old man voice.
"Ugh! I'm just speaking hypothetically, Chester. Besides, I wanted Mike's opinion, not yours," she said with a disappointed sigh, "Never mind…"
She went back to feeding the baby, not noticing that Mike's face turned to normal and looked at her sadly.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Mike - "Ok, so I was faking being Chester. It's just…I get kinda nervous whenever Zoey starts talking about having children. I mean, we're not even married yet. It's not that I don't love her, because I do. It's all just a lot to think about right now, and I don't want to say the wrong thing and ruin our relationship.
*Static*
Zoey - *She is still feeding the baby* "Why does Mike keep turning into Chester whenever I mention having a baby? Cameron said that Mike only turns into him when he's frustrated or angry." *She gasps* "Is he angry that I keep bringing it up? Hmm, maybe I should stop, but why would he be so angry or frustrated about having kids in the future?" *She takes the bottle out of the baby's mouth and holds it in front of the camera* "I mean, they're just so cute, right?" *At that moment, the baby burps, making Zoey chuckle* "See? Cute!"
*Static*
Cody and Sierra's Room (6:00 PM)
Sierra had her ear on the closed bathroom door.
"Cody? Are you alright in there?" she asked.
"Uhh…yeah, I'm alright," Cody said from inside the bathroom.
"Are you sure? You don't need my help or anything?"
"No! I mean…I'm fine by myself, thank you."
"Well…okay! Just yell if you need me."
"Alright."
Confession Cam
*Static*
Cody - *He is trying to dig through the bathroom wall with a plastic spoon* "Gotta get out of here…" *He looks at the camera* "It's not like I don't like Sierra, but being locked in a hotel room with her for a whole day is not the most desirable place to be, especially for me." *He continues trying to dig out of the room until he hears Sierra's voice again*
Sierra - *Outside the door* "Cody, I'm trying to feed Cocody, Jr., but I can't find the spoon for his food. Do you know where it is?"
Cody - "Can't say I do, Sierra." *The spoon starts to chip the paint* "Yes! Making progress!"
*Static*
Hotel Surveillance Room (12:30 PM)
"And that was pretty much all of the hilarious stuff that happened so far," Chris said to the camera, "Dawn and B were boring as heck, mostly because it was just Dawn saying stuff. Ezekiel and Eva were also boring. LeShawna and Geoff, well…"
LeShawna and Geoff's Room (5:30 PM)
Geoff had some green vomit on his chest as he ran around shrieking, "AHH! AHH! AHH!"
LeShawna and Geoff's Room (7:00 PM)
Geoff was sitting with the baby next to him when he started sniffing the air.
"What the?" he asked before sniffing the baby. Afterwards, he started to run around the room and shriek, "AHH! AHH! AHH!"
LeShawna and Geoff's Room (8:30 PM)
"I'm gonna take a shower," LeShawna said to Geoff as she handed him the baby, "Can you watch the baby for 10 minutes without screaming?"
"No problem-o!" he said as he took the baby. Shortly after, LeShawna walked into the bathroom and started the shower.
The Party Dad sat on the bed with the baby in his lap.
"Ok…just stay calm, Geoff," he said to himself, "You're the Party Dad. You can handle this little dude for 10 minutes."
At that moment, the baby started to hiccup repeatedly and Geoff's eyes widened in shock.
"Ok…stay calm…stay calm…stay ca-AAH! AHH! AHH!" he shrieked as he started running around with the baby in his hands.
Confession Cam
*Static*
LeShawna - *The camera only shows the top of the toilet with the sounds of the shower and Geoff's screams in the background* "Mmm-mmm-mm! I feel so bad for Bridgette if they ever had children of their own."
*Static*
Hotel's Surveillance Room (1:00 AM)
Chris takes his last sip from his mug of coffee and looks back at the camera.
"Ha-ha! I guess the Party Dad is 99% party and only 1% dad, huh?" the Host joked, "And now, it's time for me to be 100% hilarious! Ha-ha!"
He turned back around, looked at the live footage of each room, and saw that everyone was asleep at the moment.
"Aww…so peaceful and pleasant… Let's change that, shall we? Ha-ha!"
He pressed the "Cry" button on all eight remotes, causing most of the baby dolls to start crying and forcing their "parents" awake.
"Ha-ha-haaaaa!" Chris laughed until he noticed that Ezekiel and Eva weren't waking up. "Wha?"
He pressed the "Cry" button on that remote again, but they still didn't wake up. He turned the sound on for the camera in Eva and Ezekiel's room, and didn't hear anything.
"Well, they aren't heavy sleepers. Must be broken," he said as he continued to press the button.
After a few seconds, the baby doll started to move by itself. It didn't take long for Chris to notice it.
"What the?!" he shouted.
The doll looked directly at the camera and said, "You can't make me cry, Christopher McLean," in a deep voice.
For once, the Host was speechless as he stared at the TV screen with wide eyes and a dropped jaw. Afterwards, the doll went back to the position it was in before it started moving.
Chris moved his shaking hand to turn off the sound for that camera, then took the remote for that baby doll, and threw it out the open window as hard as he could. Moments after that, he fell to the floor and fainted.
Seconds later, Chef walked in through the door, carrying a tray of coffee cups.
"Hey Chris, I got the coffee," he said before looking down at the Host's unconscious body and shaking his head. "Mmm-mmm-mm! I knew Pretty Boy wouldn't be able to stay awake all night." He then looked at the desk in front of the wall of TVs. "Hey, aren't there supposed to be seven remotes?"
Justin and Anne Maria's Room
Both parents groaned as their baby started crying.
"Annie…could you get that, please?" Justin said in an annoyed tone as he covered his head with his bed sheets.
"Ugh! Why me?" she said sitting up.
"Because it's closer to you, and it obviously likes you more, since it didn't barf on you."
"Ugh! You're lucky I don't feel like arguin' wit ya," she said before getting out of her bed.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Anne Maria - *She has the baby cradled in her arms while she sleepily looks at the camera* "Justin is lucky dat I don't wanna lose. Otherwise, I'd lose on purpose, just so he could be up for elimination. It's just dat, after I yelled at the rest of the New Team last night, I'm not sure if dey would all vote me out or not. I don't wanna take dat chance."
*Static*
LeShawna and Geoff's Room
The baby started to cry and Geoff almost started crying with him, but LeShawna was able to reach her arm from her bed to Geoff's and cover his mouth.
"If you scream one more time, I'll smack you so hard, that your hat will make it back to Canada before you do!" she threatened. The Party Boy complied with a nod. "Good. Now, I'll take care of the baby, and you just lie your pretty, little head down and stay quiet. Alright?"
"Mm-hmm," he answered with LeShawna's hand still on his mouth.
"Good!" the Sistah said with a cheery smile before tending to the baby.
Confession Cam
*Static*
LeShawna - *She is holding the baby doll, who has a pacifier in its mouth* "Yeah, I feel a little bad for threatening the boy, but dude was getting on my last nerve with his screamin'! I hope he realizes that I'm just tryin' to help him win."
*Static*
Geoff - "I think I'm more afraid of LeShawna than I am of being a dad."
*Static*
Mike and Zoey's Room
The baby started crying and Mike gasped loudly in his sleep.
"Ey, yo! Someone shut that kid up! I'm sleepin' ova here!" Vito complained.
He gasped again.
"Yeah! Can't a guy get some shuteye around here?!" Chester asked rhetorically.
"Ugh! Alright, alright! I'll get it," Zoey said as she reluctantly got out of bed.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Zoey - *She is holding the baby doll and feeding it with a bottle* "This is one time in which I can't live with Mike's other personalities."
*Static*
Dawn and B's Room
The baby started crying and Dawn was immediately on the scene with pacifier in hand. She was able to silence the baby's cry before B could wake up from it.
"Hmm. Thank Mother Earth I was able to predict that," she said while in her meditation pose.
Katie and Noah's Room
The baby started crying and Noah was the first to wake up from it.
"Ugh! Katie, could you shut that thing up?" he asked the second he woke up. However, he didn't get a response, besides the doll's crying.
"Katie?" he asked before sitting up and looking over at her bed. He saw that she was still sound asleep.
"Wha…How can she possibly sleep through that annoying sound?" he asked himself as he got up from his bed. "Well…that's alright. I'm intelligent. I should be able to quiet down a crying baby that's not really a baby. All I gotta do is feed it. That's not so hard."
1:20 AM
Noah has the crying baby seated on a table and has a jar of baby food and a spoon in his hands. He pushes the full spoon into the doll's mouth and it takes in the food, silencing its cry.
Noah smirked and said, "Easy."
At that moment, the baby spat the food back into Noah's face before proceeding to cry again.
"Ok…milk time."
1:30 AM
With a mostly clean face, Noah pushes the nipple of the bottle of milk into the baby's mouth. Once it was in, the baby started to suck from the bottle.
"I hope this does it," the Bookworm said to himself before noticing that the baby stopped drinking the milk. "Done already?" he asked before pulled the bottle away from the baby.
At that moment, the baby spat the milk back into Noah's face and continued to cry.
"I hate you…" he mumbled to the baby doll.
2:00 AM
With a mostly clean face, Noah pushes the pacifier into the baby's mouth and then immediately ducks under the table. After a few moments, nothing happens, so he rises back up and out of the baby's way.
"So far, so good," he said as he backed away from the table. "Now, just stay like that until morning, capisce?"
He started to walk back to his bed as far away from the baby as he could possibly be. Noah was about to walk in front of the TV, before he heard a spitting sound and saw the baby's pacifier dart into the TV's screen, breaking it. The Bookworm stopped dead in his tracks, and looked at the television with an incredulous look before slowly turning his head to look at the baby doll the same exact way.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Noah - *He is carrying the crying baby doll, slowly and carefully, into the bathroom before placing it on the head of the toilet, running back out, and closing the door behind him*
*Static*
Tyler and Lindsay's Room
The baby started crying from its position in the middle of the floor in the room, causing its "parents" to stir from their slumber.
"Ohh…Tyler…could you get that, please?" Lindsay asked half-awake.
"Ugh! Sure thing, Coach," Tyler said, apparently dream while he answered.
The Sport-o got up from his bed, with his eyes still closed, and walked towards the sitting baby doll. The tip of his right foot was right behind the baby, before he started to take some steps back.
"Don't worry, Coach," he said in his sleep, "I'll get this field goal and win the game for us."
He took three steps back and two sidesteps to his left and stood in a ready pose. After a few seconds, he did a light jog towards the doll before rearing back his right foot and swiftly kicking the baby doll through the room's closed window, causing it to shatter. The sudden noise caused Tyler and Lindsay to fully awaken.
"Wha…what was that? Is someone trying to break in?" Lindsay asked as she sat up in her bed.
"Don't worry, Linds!" her boyfriend said as he took a defensive stance in front of her, "I'll protect you and our baby."
That's when he realized that the baby doll was gone.
"B-Baby? Baby?!" he asked desperately as he looked around the room. "Oh no! They took our baby!"
"Oh no!" the Dumb Princess shouted with a gasp.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Tyler - *He is in a fetal position on top of the closed toilet.* "Robbers came 'n' took mah baaa-by!"
*Static*
Sierra and Cody's Room
The coconut-headed baby started crying in the handmade baby carrier that Sierra made for it. The crying woke Sierra first, since she was still wearing the baby carrier around her shoulders.
"Ohh…looks like Cocody, Jr. is a little night owl," she said with a yawn. "Well, I guess I'll have to pacify you this time, my little Cocody."
That's when she started to walk around the room, looking for the pacifier, but she couldn't find it.
"Huh…no pacifier, huh? Well, guess I'll have to do it the old fashioned way," she said to herself before pushing down the top part of her top and putting the baby's face on her chest causing the baby to stop crying.
At that moment, Cody started to wake up. He sat up a bit and looked over at Sierra with a yawn.
"Hi, Codykins! How'd you sleep so far?" she asked him.
The Geek's vision was still a little blurry so he rubbed his eyes.
"It was good," he said right before he stopped rubbing, "I just wish I-I…What are you doing?!" he asked incredulously, once he was able to see clearly.
"Oh, I couldn't find the pacifier, so I had to do it the old fashioned way. Pretty smart, huh?"
Cody stared for a few moments before his eyes rolled up and his head fell back onto his pillow, unconscious.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Sierra - *Still holding the baby against her chest* "Wow! Codykins must have been really, really tired."
*Static*
Hotel Surveillance Room (9 AM)
Chris started stirring from his unconsciousness.
"Ugh…talking baby…moving toy…Buzz and Woody…" he mumbled as he awoke.
"Wake up, ya big baby!" Chef yelled.
"Ahh!" the Host shouted as he sat up on the floor. "Wha? What happened?"
"You fell asleep on the floor, you lightweight," his co-host said before taking a sip of coffee.
Chris got up and held his head with his hand.
"Ugh! I had the weirdest dream," he said.
"Let me guess. You were in a land of short people and wicked witches."
"No, Auntie Em! I dreamt that one of the baby dolls started moving by itself and talked to me through the camera."
"I think you've been watching too many horror movies, or too many Disney movies, one or the other."
"Ugh, whatever…What time is it, anyway?"
"9:00 AM," Chef answered before sipping his coffee again.
"NINE A.M.?! Why didn't you wake me up sooner?!"
Chef sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Relax, Drama Queen," he said while handing some papers to Chris, "I judged and took notes on how every couple was since 1 o'clock. Gotta tell ya, you missed some funny stuff. Heh-heh-heeeeh!"
"Ugh! Fine, ok. Are the contestants up?"
"Yeah."
"Pass me the mic," he said with his arm extended.
Noah and Katie's Room
"…I just don't understand how a baby doll can break a TV with a pacifier," Katie said with her hands on her hips.
"Well, it happened! Alright?" Noah shouted.
At that moment, the speakers screeched alive.
"Good morning, happy couples!" Chris's voice said through the speakers.
Eva and Ezekiel's Room
"I hope you all had a good night's sleep," the Host continued.
"We sure did! Right, Eva?" Ezekiel asked his "wife".
"Yeah! I'm…pretty surprised, actually," Eva added, "I expected Chris to use the baby to wake us up at like…one in the morning or something."
"Heh! Me too! Maybe Chris has gotten nicer this season."
They both stopped talking for a moment and just looked at each other before bursting with laughter.
Tyler and Lindsay's Room
"Well, whether you did or didn't, it's almost time for you all to be judged! So, get showered and everything and meet me in the parking lot in 30 minutes! Oh…and bring your babies! Ha-ha!" Chris continued.
After hearing that, Tyler and Lindsay cringed and looked at each other.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Tyler and Lindsay - *They are sitting side-by-side on the toilet seat.*
Tyler - "Aw man! How are we gonna explain to Chris that someone broke in our room and stole our baby last night?"
Lindsay - "Well…we could try saying it in English. Just say, 'Chris, someone broke in our room and stole our baby last night.'"
Tyler - *He sighs* "I guess you're right. I just hope he understands."
Lindsay - "He should understand, unless he doesn't understand English." *She thinks for a moment* "Wait…does he understand English?"
*Static*
Hotel Parking Lot (9:30 AM)
Chris and Chef waited in the middle of the parking lot for the contestants to walk out.
"YES! I'M FINALLY FREE!" they heard from the entrance.
"Told ya he'd be the first one out," Chris said to Chef as they watched Cody run towards them.
"Obviously," Chef replied.
Once Cody got to the hosts, he got on his knees and hugged both of their legs.
"Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!" the Geek said.
"Well, sounds like you had a great time with Sierra last night, Cody," the Host said.
"Not exact-"
"It was fantastic!" Sierra said as she popped up from behind Chris and Chef, surprising all three of them.
"Whoa! Where'd you come from?" Chef asked while the rest of the contestants walked out of the hotel.
"Oh! I learned that trick from Izzy. Pretty cool, huh?"
"That both intrigues and frightens me," Chris said before facing the rest of the contestants, "Alright, contestants, and Sierra and Cody. Line up with your "spouse" and "baby" from the left to the right side of the parking lot."
Once they were completely lined up, with babies in hand, Chris and Chef walked to one end of the line and stood in front of the couple.
"Alright! Let's start off with the so-called perfect couple, Mike and Zoey!" Chris said as he looked at the couple. "Wow, Zoey! Did you get hit by a bus or something? You look awful!"
"Gee, Chris," she replied with bags under her eyes and her hair slightly unkempt, "You sure know how to charm a girl…"
"Ha-ha! Well, at least I'm being honest. Something that Mike needs to work on, right, Mike?" the Host said before moving onto the next couple.
"Uhh…what did he mean by that?" the Redhead asked as she looked at her boyfriend. Mike responded with a nervous chuckle and a shrug.
"Next, we've got Justin and Anne Maria, and I must say. Justin, you are looking as radiant as ever."
"Why thank you, Chris," the Model said as he flipped his hair, "I got plenty of beauty sleep last night."
"It definitely shows. Looks like Anne Maria could have used some of that too," Chris said as he looked at the ragged looking Jersey Girl.
"Ah, stuff your pie-hole wit a gym sock, Chris!" she replied.
"Eww. I think I'll pass on that. Speaking of gym socks…" he said as he made his way to the next couple.
"What the…" Chef said as he looked at Tyler and Lindsay.
"Umm…dude?" Chris asked as he looked at Tyler, who obviously had a pillow under his sweatshirt.
"Heh! Well, you see the baby loved us so much, that he wanted to go back where came from," Tyler said as he rubbed the fake baby bump while Lindsay nodded her head.
Chris and Chef stared at the couple, and looked at each other before walking to the next couple.
"He totally bought it," Lindsay whispered to her boyfriend, who smiled back at her.
"Ok…now, we've got Geoff and LeShawna," the Host said as he stopped in front of the couple, "Well, if I can say anything about you two, it's that you tried... and screamed a lot. Hilarious! Ha-ha!"
Geoff smiled and gave LeShawna a thumbs-up.
"Mmm-mmm-mm!" she said while shaking her head.
"Moving on, we have the joke couple of Sierra and Cody!"
"EEEE!" Sierra squealed happily.
"First, let me say, you guys were one of the funniest couples to watch. Chef agrees too," Chris said as he pointed to his co-host who nodded in agreement, "Not only that, your baby looks like it had a fun time.
"Well, I suppose that's a positive," Cody said.
"Yeah! You guys probably would have been one of the immune couples, IF you were actually contestants."
Hearing this made the faux couple smile.
"So, I get to tell you right now," the Host continued, which caught the couple's attention, "That you two have a chance to get into the game!"
"Really?!" Sierra and Cody asked in shock.
"WHAT?!" The rest of the contestants shouted.
"Yeah, I know. Big shocker, huh? But, more will be explained later on. For now… next!" he said as he and Chef walked to the next couple.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Cody - "I have a chance to get into the game?! Seriously?! Wow! If that happens, that would be so awesome! I mean…a chance at $5 million!? Wow!"
*Static*
Sierra - "Another chance at winning a Total Drama season?! EEEEEEEE!" *The camera's lens breaks* "Whoops…"
*Static*
"Katie and No-wow! You look like crap, dude," Chris said looking at Noah.
The baggy-eyed, messy-haired, bruised-up Egghead looked at the Host with a death-stare.
"What? No witty response? No sarcastic remark?"
All Noah did was push the baby doll into Chris's face and slowly say, "Take…this…Devil spawn…back!"
"Ha-ha! Devil spawn. Ironic, since it looks like you," the Host said jokingly.
"Just…take it…back!"
"I would, but the challenge isn't over just yet, buddy. Give it a few more minutes."
The Know-It-All growled in response as the hosts moved to the next couple.
"Now, we've got B and Dawn."
The aforementioned couple stood silently as they waited for the Host to make his statement.
"Honestly, I've got nothing to say about you two. You were just boring during this challenge."
"Well, we were asked to be good parents for the challenge. Was that not the goal?" Dawn asked.
"Yeah…but, that doesn't bring in good ratings! Why do you think that 'Teen Mom' show on MTV gets such high ratings?"
"Because stupid people like stupid shows," Chef answered.
"Exactly! That's why we aim to be as stupid as possible, to get stupid high ratings!"
"That makes sense," Noah droned.
"Anyway, onto the last couple! Eva…and Ezekiel…" the Host said with a nervous tone and a gulp.
The hosts looked at the couple and their baby doll. Chris stared at the baby doll for a few seconds. Suddenly, the doll winked at him.
"AH!" he shrieked as he jumped into Chef's arms.
"Whoa! Are you ok, Chris?" Ezekiel asked with a worried look on his face.
"You look like saw a ghost or something," Eva said with half of her brow raised.
"He-he-he! Actually, I just jumped for…joy! Yeah, that's it," he said nervously, "Joy for how perfect you two were as parents."
"We were?" Ezekiel asked happily.
"We were?" Eva asked quizzically.
"They were?" Chef asked, confused.
"Yes! So perfect, that they are the first couple to be immune!"
"Really?!" the Homeschooled Boy asked jubilantly.
"Really?" the Muscle-bound Teen asked, astounded.
"Really?!" Chef asked, dumbfounded.
"Yes, Chef!" Chris said while gritting his teeth.
"In that case, B and I should be immune as well," Dawn stated.
"Uhh…" Chris said as he looked back at Ezekiel and Eva's baby doll, who nodded slightly at him. "Yes! Of course! Dawn and B are immune as well!"
Hearing this, the Silent Genius and the Moonchild hugged each other in celebration with their baby in-between them.
Confession Cam
*Static*
Chef Hatchet - "What's gotten into Chris? I've never seen Pretty Boy this frightened during a challenge. Must have something to do with that dream he had. Mmm-mmm-mm! What a baby."
*Static*
"Alright," the Host said as he jumped out of Chef's arms, "Time to find out who our last immune couple will be. Since the rest of you guys were pretty bad parents, I'm gonna have you all do a side challenge to decide who that last couple will be. Well…all of the non-couples will participate, except for Tyler and Lindsay."
"What?! Why?" Tyler asked incredulously. He was so outraged that he moved his arms from his "baby bump", causing the pillow to fall out from under his shirt.
"Do you really have to ask?"
"Alright…the truth is, a robber broke into our room and stole our baby last night."
"Really," Chris asked with a raised brow, "That's the truth?"
"Yes," Tyler and Lindsay said simultaneously.
"Well, our cameras say otherwise. Chef, the surveillance video."
Chef pulled out a DVD and put it into their portable TV. The DVD showed Tyler getting up in his sleep, walking behind the baby, and kicking it through the window.
"Ooooh…" Tyler said with a wince.
"By the way," the Host continued as he pulled something from behind his back and tossed it at the couple, "Here's Junior."
The Sport-o caught the baby doll and held it at eye-level. At the moment, the baby doll's upper body bent backwards, causing its head to touch back of its own legs.
"Not only do you two not deserve to be immune. I advise you two to never have children…EV-ER!"
The airheaded couple looked down at their feet sadly while their baby doll completely broke in half.
"On the plus side, you guys were hilarious! Ha-ha! Anyway, time for the side challenge. I'll need all of the non-immune husbands to come to me, unless your name is Tyler or Cody."
Geoff, Noah, Justin, and Mike all lined up next to the host and faced him.
"Follow me to the back of the hotel. LeShawna, Katie, Anne Maria, and Zoey, follow Chef."
All of the aforementioned contestants followed their respective host while the rest of the teenagers stayed in the parking lot.
"So…" Ezekiel said awkwardly, "You kicked a baby?"
"I was sleep-kicking!" Tyler shouted.
Behind the Hotel
"Here's the Bring Home the Bacon Obstacle Course!" Chris announced as he showed of said course. However, all that could be seen were some 4-foot high gates and grass.
"Wow…that's some course," Noah said sarcastically.
"Oh, trust me. There's more to this obstacle course than meets the eye," Chris said with a chuckle, before giving each contestant a plate of bacon. "Alright, here are the rules. Dads, you guys carry these plates of uncooked bacon through the obstacle course. The first one to reach their wife and child on the other side, with their bacon intact, is immune. The other three, you and your spouse will join Tyler and Lindsay as one of the worst parents in Total Drama history. You guys ready?"
At that moment, a faint barking could be heard.
"Was…was that barking?" Mike asked.
"Aaaand, go!" the Host shouted while sounding off his bullhorn, giving the guys the signal to start running through the course, which they did.
All four guys got to the first gate at the same time. Justin and Geoff hopped over with ease, while Noah and Mike struggled.
"Ugh! Come on!" Mike shouted before gasping loudly. "Time for Svetlana!" he shouted with a feminine, Russian-sounding voice. Svetlana proceeded to flip over the gate, dropping the plate of bacon.
Noah tried to hop over the gate as well, but…
"Ugh! So…sleepy…Ugh! Screw this," he said throwing his plate of bacon over the gate and falling to the ground, asleep
"Wow! He lasted longer than I thought he would," Chris said with his signature grin.
Meanwhile, in the obstacle course, Svetlana continued to flip on top of all of the gates, until she made it to the end of the course, landing in front of all of the wives.
"Mike! You made it here first!" Zoey shouted happily.
"Ah-aaaaaaaah!" Svetlana sang, "It iz Svetlana, Zoey!
"Oh…" the Redhead said disappointed.
"Aww…do not feel bad, Zoey. At least I won ze race, ja?"
"Actually, you didn't," Chef said while holding a small checkered flag, "You forgot the plate of bacon."
"Bacon? Oh no! I did forget ze bacon! Ooh, I am so disappoint!" Svetlana said as she covered her eyes with her hands. At that moment, Zoey patted Mike's shoulder.
"Don't worry, Svetlana. I'm sure Mike and I will be alright in the ceremony."
Confession Cam
*Static*
Zoey - "I hope…"
*Static*
Geoff was making his way through the obstacle course, until he heard a low growling in one of the sections of tall grass. He stopped and looked around.
"Bruno, is that you?" he asked as the growling got closer. He saw a portion of the grass moving towards him. "Uhh…stay back! I've got bacon, and I'm not afraid to use it!" [1]
Geoff backed himself into a corner and cowered with his eyes closed as the animal got closer and closer until it was less than a foot away. The Party Boy opened his eyes once it was quiet. When he opened his eyes, he saw a small lion cub.
"Aww…hey there little guy," Geoff said once he saw it. He bent down closer to the cub.
"Aww, you're so cute. You remind me of the lion for the Lion King. Simba! That's it, that's what I'll call you. Little Simba."
Geoff noticed that Simba was looking at the plate of bacon that he had.
"Oh, you want some bacon?" he asked with a smile. Simba replied with an angry growl before jumping on Geoff, resulting in a big skirmish.
"NO SIMBA! WHY SIMBA!? AHH! AHH! AHH!" Geoff shrieked out, which all of the wives and Svetlana were able to hear.
"Mmm-mmm-mm…Does that boy ever not scream?" LeShawna asked rhetorically.
Meanwhile, Justin had just passed by Geoff and Simba and made his way into the final section of the course. While he was in there, he heard growling as well.
"What was that…?" he asked as he looked around. Once they were close enough, he saw that there were four Rottweilers surrounding him.
"Ohh…uh…nice doggies," he said with a toothy grin. Once he showed off his smile, the dogs had hearts in their eyes, and stopped closing in on him. In fact, they lied down near his feet and begged.
"Aww…you guys are just hungry," the Model said before taking some of the bacon off of his plate and feeding it to the dogs.
"There you go, guys," he said as he made his way to the last gate, "I would give you the rest of it, but I need it to win this challenge. So, see ya!" Then, he climbed over the last gate and crossed the preverbal finish line.
"Justin wins. Yay…" Chef said uncaringly as he waved the flag.
"That means Justin and Anne Maria are immune for tonight's Elimination Ceremony!" Chris announced.
"How'd you get here so fast?" his co-host asked quizzically.
"Shortcut," the Host said quickly, "So that means that Tyler, Noah, Katie, Mike, Zoey, or Geoff will be eliminated tonight. Hey…where is Geoff anyway?"
Right on cue, Geoff made his way over the last gate with scratches all over his body, tears in his clothes, and a broken plate in hand.
"Did…did I win?" he asked in a daze.
Hotel Parking Lot (11 AM)
All of the contestants, the intern, her human chew toy, and the hosts were all standing in front of the Total Drama Double Decker, which was parked in the rear of the parking lot.
"Well, that was a fun challenge, but, unfortunately, it's over!" Chris announced, "Now, it is time for you all to vote for Tyler, Noah, Katie, Mike, Zoey, or Geoff to be eliminated. As for Justin, Anne Maria, Dawn, B, Ezekiel, and Eva, you all get to party in the Bottom Deck after you all vote. Ha-ha! That sounds like a fun party. Ha! Also, all of you be sure to vote in the Top Deck confessional, as that is the only confessional that we accept votes from."
"So…do we bring our babies to da party, or…?" Anne Maria started to ask.
"Oh right, almost forgot. You can return your babies, or whatever is left of them, to either me or Chef."
"Aww, do ve haf to? It iz sooo cute," Svetlana said as she cradled it, while Zoey smiled at the sight.
"Yes, Svetlana," the Host answered before looking over at Ezekiel, "Uh…, Eva and Zeke, since you guys won, you two have to give your baby to Chef. Not me, Chef."
"Uhh…Ok, eh," Ezekiel said before walking to Chef with his baby doll.
Top Deck Confession Cam
*Static*
Ezekiel - "Hmm…Seems like Chris really doesn't like that doll, huh? Anyway, this vote is really tough, eh."
*Static*
Tyler - "This is gonna be a hard vote to make."
*Static*
Katie - "I really like everyone who's up for elimination."
*Static*
Zoey - "I don't know who I want to vote off."
*Static*
Geoff - "This is a tough one, dude!"
*Static*
Anne Maria - "Zo-ey! Zo-ey! Zo-ey!"
*Static*
Justin - "No-ah! No-ah! No-ah!"
*Static*
The Bottom Deck
Justin had just walked down the stairs from the Top Deck after making his obvious vote. On his way down, he was passing by Eva while no one else was around.
"Hey, ally," he said to her.
"Uhh…hey…" she replied.
"You decide on who you're voting for?"
"I was about to go cast my vote."
"Oh, good! Who ya votin'?"
"What's it to you?"
"Well, we are allies now, right?"
"Yeah…that's true."
"So, it's only right that we both vote for the same person. Don't you think?"
"I guess…"
"Great! So you'll vote for Noah, then?"
The Muscular Teen looked at the Model for a few seconds before answering.
"Fine…"
"Awesome! Don't worry, Eva! We'll make it to the Final 2. Trust me," he replied with his signature smile.
"We'd better."
After that, they parted ways. However, unbeknownst to the secret allies, their conversation was heard by a certain Prairie Boy, who was hiding near the bus's door.
Top Deck Confession Cam
*Static*
Ezekiel - "Eva's in an alliance with Justin?! Why?! I thought she hated him! Oh man…I've never been in this position before, eh. Should I tell someone? Who should I tell? When do I tell them? I'm freaking out, eh!"
*Static*
Elimination Ceremony (4:00 PM)
The six not immune contestants were seated on foldable chairs that were brought out from the hotel's lobby. The immune contestants were standing near the Total Drama Double Decker with their immunity items in hand already. Chris, Chef, Sierra, Cody, Lindsay, and LeShawna were standing between the bus and the non-immune contestants with the rest of the immunity items.
"Alright," Chris said, "All six of you were available to get votes. When I call your name, come on up and grab your diaper, and you will have survived this elimination."
"Those are clean, right?" Noah asked.
"Well, Noah. You can find out for yourself, IF you get one. And that's a big 'if'."
"I'm not surprised. I said I was gonna be eliminated soon after the Indianapolis challenge. Since then, I've been prepared for it."
"Don't talk like that, Noah," Katie said with a worried look on her face, "I already lost Sadie, and I refuse to lose you too."
"Let's see if you'll be forced to, Katie," said before picking up a diaper, "This diaper's for you."
The Sweet Girl got up and got her immunity item and sat back down next to her boyfriend.
"Next two go to…Mike and Zoey!"
The couple got their diapers together and sat back down next to the other couple.
"Don't worry, guys," Zoey said to Noah and Katie, "Neither of us voted for you. Right, Mike?"
"Yeah," Mike said in his normal voice.
"It's not you two I'm worried about," Noah said before looking over at Justin, who smirked.
"Two diapers, three terrible fathers left," the Host announced, "Who won't get a diaper and leave on the Copter of Shame?"
In the moment of silence, Tyler gulped nervously, Geoff bit his bottom lip nervously, and Noah sat in boredom with his arms crossed.
"Well, it won't be Tyler! Come on up and get your diaper."
"Awesome! I get a diaper!" Tyler shouted with glee before running up to get it.
"Yay!" Lindsay cheered as she clapped for her boyfriend.
"Yeah, the Baby Kicker is safe from elimination. This is a sad day in Total Drama history," Chris said solemnly.
"Can you just give out the last diaper already?" Noah said, unamused.
"Alright, fine…The last diaper goes to…"
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Noah's face changed from a bored look to a shocked one after hearing his name being called.
"Really?!" Noah asked.
"Ugh! Not this again. Just get your stinkin' diaper. And no, I don't mean that literally," Chris said as he held out the final diaper.
The Bookworm walked up to the Host and, somewhat reluctantly, took his diaper.
"Sorry, Geoff, but you're out."
"Eh, don't sweat it, bro," Geoff said to the Host, "It's all gravy! At least I'll get to be with my Bridgey-Bear again!"
"Aww…!" Lindsay, Zoey, Katie, and Anne Maria cooed.
"Well, it's time to get on the Copter of Shame, Lover Boy," the Host told Geoff as he gestured to the helicopter, which was in the middle of a nearby empty field. "Lindsay, LeShawna, you're both gonna join him on the ride, so all of you, say your 'goodbyes' now."
At that moment, Lindsay rushed to Tyler and lifted him up in a hug.
"Oh! I'm gonna miss you so much, Tyler!" she said.
"I'm gonna miss you too, babe!" he replied. "I'm sorry I was such a terrible dad."
"And I'm sorry I was a terrible mommy. But, that's ok. We'll have plenty of time to practice."
"Yeah! Wait…practice wha-"
The Sport-o was interrupted by his girlfriend's lips shutting his lips up.
Meanwhile, Geoff was saying his goodbyes to his former teammates and Cody. LeShawna was speaking to Anne Maria.
"Hey, LeShawna," Anne Maria said, "I know it's kinda late to introduce myself, but I'm Anne Maria. I just wanted ta say that I'm a fan of yours from da first three seasons of dis show."
"Oh, thanks Anne Maria," LeShawna replied. "I've gotta say, I've been watching you since season four, mostly because you remind me a little bit of myself when I was on this show."
"I do?"
"Yeah. We're both loud and proud, and we both don't take any mess from nobody."
"Ha! You got dat right!"
"But, there is one thing that we don't have in common. It's that you seem like you put the boys that you're attracted to ahead of the actual game, which is not a good thing."
The Jersey Girl looked down sadly and sighed.
"Dat's true…I hate dat I do dat."
"Ah, don't be sad, girl! You've still got a shot at winnin' this season. Just remember to put winning ahead of the boys, iight?"
Anne Maria looked back up at her favorite original contestant and smiled.
"You got it, Shawnie!"
"That's right! Up top!" the Sistah shouted as she raised her hand up in the air and kept it there. Anne Maria raised her own hand and high-fived LeShawna.
"Alright, everyone!" Chris announced, "The Copter is ready. All aboard!"
"Good luck, girl!" LeShawna said quickly before making her way towards the helicopter with Geoff and Lindsay.
Minutes later, the Copter of Shame started taking off with Lindsay, LeShawna, and Geoff onboard.
Onboard the Copter of Shame
LeShawna sat in between Lindsay and Geoff on the rear seat made for three people.
"Guys, there's something I have to tell you two," LeShawna started to say.
"What is it, LeShawnie?" Lindsay asked.
"If you two start thinkin' about havin' kids ever…please don't, because, if you do, I feel very, very, VERY sorry for those children."
"Aw, come on, LeShawna," Geoff said, "I wasn't that bad. At least I didn't kick the baby."
"Yeah, but I was this close to kickin' you," she said with her index finger and thumb separated by a few millimeters.
Hotel Parking Lot
Chris looked up at the Copter of Shame and then he turned around to look at the camera, which was initially behind him.
"We started with 22, and now we have 11," he said, "We're at the halfway mark of this season, but we've still got plenty of drama to spare for the second half! How long will the secret alliance of Eva and Justin be kept a secret? Speaking of secrets, will Ezekiel be able to keep his inner beast under wraps for much longer? And we still have 5 past contestants that have yet to make an appearance on this show. Will they make cameos, or will be given the preverbal shaft? Find out, next time on…"
"Total!"
"Drama!"
"Avengeance!"
The picture fades to black.
Voting Confessionals
*Static*
Anne Maria - "It shouldn't be a surprise who I'm votin' for. Zoey, you're gonna pay!"
*Static*
B - *He draws a picture of Geoff and shows it to the camera*
*Static*
Dawn - "Everyone who is up for elimination is truly a good person. So, that makes this a very difficult decision to make, but I am voting for Tyler. He seems really happy when he's with Lindsay, and if he gets eliminated, he can spend more time with her. I would vote for Geoff for a similar reason, but I do not think Bridgette would appreciate it if her boyfriend was eliminated.
*Static*
Eva - *She sighs* "Well, I guess I'm voting for Noah…"
*Static*
Ezekiel - "Let's see… Noah, Katie, Geoff, and Tyler are all against Justin, so that just leaves Mike and Zoey, eh. I guess I'll vote for Mike. That multiple personality thing kinda creeps me oot."
*Static*
Geoff - "Uhh…Can't decide who to vote for… Maybe I should vote for someone who I know won't get a vote, like…Katie! No one will vote for Katie!"
*Static*
Justin - "'No-ah' surprise here. You all should 'No-ah' who I'm voting for. But, if you don't 'No-ah' who I'm voting for, then I'll make it clearly 'No-ah'- Ugh! I can't keep this up. I'm voting for Noah."
*Static*
Katie - "Well…since we're not on the same team anymore, I guess I'll vote for Geoff. I'm just not totally sure if he's all for getting rid of Justin. Plus, he really needs to be with Bridgette again. He just hasn't been as fun since she was eliminated.
*Static*
Mike - "Wow! Svetlana was around for a long time. I barely remember what happened during the obstacle course. All I remember is seeing Geoff look like he went through a meat grinder. It would probably be best if he was out of this stressful game and back with Bridgette."
*Static*
Noah - "Justin is soooooo lucky that he's immune. Ugh! I'll vote for Tyler instead. I think Geoff is more competent, plus, I think Katie and I can get Mike and Zoey on our side for getting rid of Justin."
*Static*
Tyler - "Uhh…uhh…throwaway vote! Uhh…Uhh…Mike! Yeah, Mike!"
*Static*
Zoey - *She is in deep thought* "I guess I'll vote for Geoff. If he does get eliminated, he'll be back with Bridgette. That'll make him happy, right?"
*Static*
Geoff - 4
Noah - 2
Tyler - 2
Mike - 2
Zoey - 1
Katie - 1
Elimination Order: Jo, Trent, Beth, Staci, Sam, Scott, Sadie, Bridgette, Dakota, Brick, Geoff
[1] - Bruno was the name of the black bear that Bridgette brought with her to Hawaii in the last Aftermath episode of Total Drama World Tour.
And that's chapter 24! Hope you all liked it! And I also hope that you all have a great Christmahanakwanzika! Also, you guys should check out Total Drama: The Classic Edition, by my good friend, LazyAwesomeNinja. It's pretty great, if I do say so myself. Just pointing that out there. Anyway, Cover Art contest, voting poll, ending after chapter 30, blah blah. I'm off to study for my finals. Best birthday gift ever... Thank you all for reading and I'll see you all in chapter 25!