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Rant I guess? (Read or Don't it doesn't impact the story.): So I was derping about the pages of people I hate because I like to keep my furnace of distaste flowing healthily. Anyway so I was looking at a few random links and one went to Tumblr, filthy place, and apparently these little snowflakes decided to start blacklisting flamers...For fuckin' real. I'm not kidding here. Rather than ignoring people with the power of having a fucking spine, they are blacklisting people that dislike their stories. I mean holy fucking balls were they castrated? Get some thicker skin ya pansies. 'But they're super mean and I don't like it' Then don't fucking read your comments/reveiws not everyone is going to like something you produce, if you're so easily offended that you have to start a fucking blacklist, you should not be on the internet.

But that's just me, I can react pretty poorly myself. I'm willing to admit that, but the day that I join a bunch of pathetic, whiny bitches and start blacklisting people who don't like the random-ass shit I produce, is the day I shoot myself in the fucking head.

I'm talking about fairy tail dragon slayer. I fuckin' hate him/her/it? I just do. And I like to be transparent. So yeah. Found the link on its page. Actually I'm reading through it at the time of writing this part, it's fucking hilarious. 'We shouldn't fear them! (Flamers) We have the power to fight against them if we team up and stick together!' Direct. Fucking. Quote. If you too wish to be super-enlightened to the one tru path of being a massive bitch, go to 'Team Rwuby' on tumblr and read that cesspit. Art's good though.

The level of lol's I am currently experiencing, I have not had in many moons.

That was pretty cathartic. Anyway on to the story.

After thinking about it I almost took off the whole rant, But didn't. It's not exactly angry or extremely hateful. I just felt the need to vent a little and you don't have to read it.

Start

Menma kicked down the wall separating his apartment and the one next to him, uncaring for how much noise it made, Holding his arms out for a moment two transparent sapphire beams stood in place to support the ceiling where the wall once was.

"Couldn't you have made a door, Aniki?" Asked the little fox-girl. Menma managed out a strangled gurgle instead of responding. "Aniki..? Are you ok?" She asked concern crossing her little face.

"God-MOTHERFUCKINGSHITCUNT!" He screamed out, grabbing his head in pain. The little girl not knowing what to do only pat his head as he fell to his knees.

"Corrupting children again I see." Said Madara, drinking juice from the carton before smiling brightly and patting the head of the little fox girl, "Take care of your Aniki for Jii-sama, Tama-chan." The girl nodded, her little cheeks puffed and she hugged his head and pat his head. "Good luck, Menma." Said Madara with a chuckle.

"Mou...Menma-san what's all this noise." Came the sleepy voice of Asia, "EHH!? Who broke the wall!" She exclaimed in shock. Menma merely separated himself from Tama who looked up at him with a smile.

"I'll help you whenever, Aniki!" She gave a thumbs up and he merely clutched his heart and grimaced.

"Oh god, the sweetness...I think I just got diabetes..." He grouched, shaking his head. "Go and introduce yourself to Asia, Tama..." He bid her off and returned to what he was doing. "Ugh...I need to kill someone, or I'm going to end up turning into a little bitch. Tiny girl power, too strong." He shivered as he felt a pair of hands on his shoulders.

Turning around he came face to face with Anna, the snake woman, her unmoving frigid eyes staring hell into his own. "…"

"Nice to see you to." He greeted breezily, blowing a strand of hair out of his face.

"I'm watching you." She informed.

"I can see that, Anna. Do you have any other startling revelations to lay on me or can I get back to what I was doing?" He replied sarcastically, her eyebrows narrowed minutely, but she did release him, he flicked the transparent beams and magic filled in the missing segments behind each one, leaving a gap big enough to be considered as a door, he clapped his hands together and the wall became solid. Dusting off his hands he nodded, "Oi, Gin. The door's opened." The monkey man stuck his head around the corner, he saw the 'door' and nodded.

"Thanks." He said quietly, before passing into the other apartment and making a b-line for the nearest bed.

"After you Anna." The snake woman merely glanced at him before walking in and running her tail along the side of his face. Menma was unaware what she was trying to accomplish, but he did absently bat it away and go back down the hall to the lounge room, Tama was sitting talking animatedly with Asia.

Madara appeared behind him, "Hm. Give the blond a few more years to mature. I'd hit it." He said absently, Menma looked at the man blankly, he only smiled and ruffled his hair.

"Aniki! Onee-chan is really nice! She brushed my tail!" She offered the tail to him for him to confirm this, Menma just sighed and pat her head, the girl sparkled under his touch, the air seemed to bubble and grow exceeding colourful as he did so. He didn't bother questioning it anymore.

A small bark at his heel allowed him to see the now tiny cerberus, wagging his little tail happily. Menma knelt down and scratched the creature under its chins. "Guess we gotta get food for you, eh?" He observed quietly as the now small creature rolled over and whined for him to scratch his belly. Menma shook his head and did so. "Bloody dogs..."

"Aniki...Gin-chan and Anna-Nee took all the beds. Can I sleep with Onee-chan?" She asked.

"Is that ok with you, Asia?" He asked, the girl nodded and smiled brightly the little fox and the Nun took off to the blonde girls room.

"You can have the couch." Said the Uzumaki leaving the room with small dog at his heel, Madara's shoulders slackened and he sighed pitifully.

Next Day

Menma and his new cohorts were out on the town picking up clothing for the Yokai, he stood at the front of the store bored out of his mind, fiddling with his phone as Asia gave reaction-help to the various clothes that Anna was trying on. Gin was being made bag-bitch by Tama, grouchily helping the girl carry all the shit she'd picked out.

He almost felt sorry for the monkey man, then he didn't. It was quite the process.

Madara was the one paying today so he was really only here to get out of the house, because when he was there people kept fucking bothering him. Menma then sighed, as he knew the second he felt those three signatures come up the street he was going to have no peace today. Fallen Angels.

Moving his hair aside he looked down the street and saw them, a short blonde lolita, a tall man in a grey duster with a matching fedora and a woman in a purple dress with black hair. All of them around the same level of power as the bondage-cunt. He closed his phone and tucked it away.

The blonde girl noticed him the second he dropped his shroud, the hate in her eyes was delicious. He merely gestured towards an alleyway with his head and made his way there hands in pockets though his face lifting into a grand smile.

It didn't take long for them to get there, "Well. What can I do for you fine folks? I can only assume you were looking for some strapping Devil when your little leader was slain."

"You killed Raynare-neesama!" Snarled the blonde girl, Menma bowed exaggeratedly and smiled brightly.

"Oh indeed I did, put my fist right through her face and out the other side. It was quite the sight to see. they say vengeance solves nothing but I found it quite cathartic." Chuckling at the rage lining the smaller girls face.

"Raynare proved she was weak. We will rectify the situation and kill you were you stand, filthy Devil." Said the man, black wings bursting from his back the other two followed suit shortly. A click of the fingers resounded above them, they all looked up to see Madara looking down at them.

"Enjoy a little privacy, my dear Fallen." As he spoke a barrier formed up around any opening the alleyway could have had, such as the way back onto the street, or the sky above them. "A nice cage for you all."

"Now I know what you're thinking. Thinking I'm locked in here with you because it's 3 v 1. Usually that would be the case. But I'm quite ready to rip some flesh and suck out your souls, so my dear darlings. You are locked in here with me." Summoning him wolves they leapt at the black haired woman who flew upwards though she did not expect one to jump atop the other and leap after her. The blonde girl made a B-line for the Uzumaki who sidestepped her frail little punch and jumped over the lightspear sent by the man.

"I don't know why but killing you should be the most fun." He told her, his hands lightning up with lightning he drove his knee into her chin lifting her slightly before hammering her into the ground with both his hands netted together. The faceplant was quite nice to see. Opening a portal and falling into it Menma appeared behind the man in the fedora and opened with a roundhouse to the spine, forcing him to skid down onto the ground and hid the lolita.

Placing his hands together Menma formed a red orb of light, only to falter as a light spear shot right through his right leg, the Uzumaki let out a hissed screech, gritting his teeth as the light energy burnt his skin. Coating his hands in magic he squeezed the spear until it shattered.

He turned to see the black haired woman with her hand out stretched, growling he reached out with his hand black magic leaping off it and forming a clawed hand loosely connected to his palm, "Death Grip!" He intoned, the claw wrapped around her throat and with a fierce yank he pulled her down to him, his arm coating in magic, forming a bladed shell, and as she sailed towards him he leaned forward and impaled the bitch to his elbow right through the chest and out right between her wings. She gave a gurgled gasp as he changed the shell from a solid edge to raging flames. The fear and terror in her eyes shifted to unspeakable pain as her flesh was set alight.

A storm of purple magic rose up from around his feet, his eyes turning completely violet, sclera and all, his canines lengthening as he sunk them into her still untouched neck the purple magic leapt onto her body and began draining all the raw magical energy from her veins, several little explosions formed in the stream signaling the light magic attempting to rebel against the magical vampirism. Though not demonic in nature it still attempted to repel the dark-natured magic that was engrained in Menma's DNA. Instead of directly absorbing it into his own reserves he kept it outside of his body and used it to cast, a Greater Healing Wave the rush of mending energies over his wound forced it to close.

Kicking the flaming corpse off him he bounced on both legs and felt only a slight twinge at the risidual energy beneath his skin, he'd get that sorted later. Looking at the two dizzy Fallen get to their knees Menma summoned his lexicon, gesturing a flicking motion the book flew open to the very end, looking at the lock his Grandfather put on it he almost face-palmed. "A fucking tile puzzle...Darkness I want to hit myself." Keeping one eye on them and quickly solving the short puzzle he saw them both get upright at roughly the same time.

The little girl had blood running from her nose and a large red mark on her neck and the underside of her chin, the man only had a few visible scrapes as his clothes seemed to have sucked up most of the damage from being skipped like a stone across the pavement.

Menma summoned the small orbs of magic to arch over his head once more, his hands lit up with a raging storm of flames, his breath was visible with the purple mist that came from his mouth and his wolves were once more summoned to his side. Menma Blink'ed forward and smashed his fist right through the girls chest whilst his wolves badgered the man, once more kicking a corpse off his arm he quickly turned around and grabbed the leg that was coming his way, pulling the fedora-fag in his direction Menma placed both his palms on the mans chest and expelled all the magic he kept around his body at the present time, the explosive force spread gore across the alleyway. Menma sighed lengthily, with his sigh came a flood of purple mist that seeped onto the ground, robbing the corpses of what little magic remained in their bodies.

"Well I'll be damned, how'd you figure out how to sap raw un-typed magic from the bodies of your enemies?" Asked Madara, dropping the barrier and landing next to his grandson.

"Mashed a few spells together from the Lexicon and made a new one." He answered absently, sucking in the purple mist with great, greedy gulps of air.

"Hmm. Never took you for the spell-craft type. Either way I'm impressed, when we get home we'll get that wound checked out and make sure nothing terrible happens to your poor wittle weg." Mocked the older man, patting the younger's head, Menma merely turned and blew smoke in his face getting a splutter from the Uchiha.

At Home.

Asia was using her 'Twilight Healing' on the area of 'infection' the light energy under his skin had formed into a large angry purple welt, though he was lucky Asia was essentially the ultimate Holy Priest and could fix his shit up, that's a reference to wow...Not her time in the church.

Just thought I'd clear that up.

Anyway he was currently on the couch with Tama on his left and Anna on his right, Miyo and Robu (The cerberus, no he didn't get it either) napping at their feet. Asia was sitting on a chair next to the couch while Madara was in the kitchen.

Menma was wearing a pair of shorts so he could have his wound wrapped up in bandages that Asia soaked with the power of her 'Gear, he wasn't aware she could do that until about 20 minutes ago. Just in case some of the residual energy remained.

"Why were you fighting bird-people, Aniki?" Asked Tama, looking at his wounded leg curiously.

"Because I could..?" He said/asked. "I like hurting things, and they happen to be alive, thus I could inflict grievous bodily harm upon them. And I did. I grievous bodily harmed the fuck out of them." He informed, Tama put her hands on his mouth.

"Stop saying the bad words!" She scolded, Menma stared blankly at her until she removed her hands.

"Please don't touch my face." He said blankly.

"Ok." She quickly replied.

"How'd you kill them?" Asked Gin, curiously hanging upside-down on a pull-up bar that was set up in the doorway to the lounge room.

"I set one on fire after stabbing her through the chest, I made another explode through sheer magical force, and then kill the last one with a blink-punch-through-the-chest." Explained the male disinteredly.

"How do the first and last one differ?" Questioned the monkey man, raising a brow. His silvery eyes conveying an odd amount of attention to detail in regard to murder.

"One involves a blink and the other doesn't." He said with a smirk, the small frown on Gin's face looked like a smile considering how he was situated. So it was a moral victory for all really.

"Oh hey, guess who showed up!" Said Madara's obnoxiously cheerful voice, Menma looked to the doorway, a bunch of faces appearing behind Gin's body, "And look who's doing a stand-up job!" He said with equal 'Oh wow look at this' kind of flavor, the smarmy prick.

"Jii-chan, who came over to visit?!" Asked Tama with wonder.

"A bunch of Devils!" He said happily. Tama's wonder turned to fear as she forced Menma to lean forward and quickly hid behind him. Gin put his arms down and unhooked his tail, walking on his hands over to the couch and turning around to veiw the newcomers.

It was Sona and a bunch of fucks who follow her around some times...Her Peerage, those are the ones.

"I think I need a bigger house..." Observed Menma absently, looking around his rapidly crowded room, thankfully it was only two people and one insect, she brought but with himself, Tama, Asia, Madara, Anna, Gin and the two pets it was filling up pretty fuckin' quickly.

It was her Queen, Tsubaki Shinra. A well endowed young woman with long black hair that reached to her thighs, dead straight as well. She wore blue rimmed glasses and had a violet left eye and a light brown right eye. She wore a simple dress shirt and skirt combo.

Next was one of her Knights, Bennia. A half-reaper girl wearing a white, black rimmed hood with a tunic-looking thing, with a length of cloth that fell down to her shins leaving her legs exposed, she did not wear pants. She had dark purple hair and sleepy golden eyes, a little smile seemed perpetually etched onto her face.

And last and certainly least was Genshirou Saji, he had short blond hair and steel grey eyes. He was sporting the classic, t-shirt and jeans combo that all stylish motherfuckers were fond of. But he was Saji. And Menma hated Saji. So he looked like shit.

"What happened to your leg, Menma-kun?" Asked Sona, apparently just throwing the whole 'act like we don't know each other and maintain a super-secret cover' thing out the fuckin' window. Then again with her Peerage no doubt finding out about the veritable shitstorm he'd churned up and the consequential induction into the Leviathan's Peerage, he wasn't too shocked.

"Copped an angry flying dickheads spear to the leg when I was hammer-punching another angry flying dickhead into the pavement. It was pretty worth though." He said with a shrug, as though he didn't have a bunch of random Yokai in his house.

"Pretty careless." Muttered Saji.

"Oh fuck off blondie. I'd like to see you take one three ants at one and not get skullfucked, let alone three Fallen with a grudge." Shot back the Uzumaki, "And remember who's fucking lair you're in dickhead. The old man behind you can atomize everyone you've ever known just by looking at them the wrong way."

"It's true you know." Said a very cheerful Madara, having some delicious orange juice, wearing a bright green shirt and blue shorts.

"...He know's people that can do that..?" Asked Saji to Tsubaki who merely shushed him. Bennia walked over to the black haired man and opened her arms.

"Hug me." She demanded.

"Why?" He asked lazily.

"Because I said so, man-boy. Now hold me to your gorgeous body." She demanded, spreading her arms even wider.

"Oh you twisted my arm." Standing up he picked the smaller being up and she locked her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck.

"Haha! You fell for my trap, you fool! Now I will never leave your side again, mwahahah!" She said animatedly, Menma merely sighing and sitting back down, being careful not to crush Tama.

"Bennia, you know him?" Asked Tsubaki, curiously.

"I can have friends outside the Peerage." Defended the reaper-girl.

"We threw rocks at trees together." Said Menma blankly, the girl's face became all dreamy and distant.

"It was awesome."

Sona sighed and rubbed the bridge of her nose, "For some reason, Onee-sama didn't get your contact information, so she sent me to give you this." Producing a letter.

"I feel like Devil's should just use the internet..." He hummed, walking over to take the letter, "Oh uh...Feel free to sit down. He offered distantly, "Tama, Gin, Anna, this is my girlfriend Sona Sitri. Asia this is my actual girlfriend." The way Saji looked sick was pretty enjoyable. Tsubaki was looking at him with a critical eye though.

"Actual girlfriend?" Asked Sona, as he opened the letter. Rasing a brow.

"Yeah, Serafall came over yesterday and Asia came in when she was sitting on my lap." He answered distantly. Sona crossed her arms and looked up at him though he was engrossed in the letter she was looking like a hawk after its prey.

"Why was Onee-sama on your lap."

"Because she's my King and does whatever she pleases. I was innocently mourning the death of a small child and she just burst into the room, tsk tsk tsk...I have to go to her place in the Underworld...Ugh! I hate teleporting!" He cursed. "No doubt a lure to use me for my body." He said, the little reaper using his body as a hug-post crawled around onto his back and looked over his shoulder.

"She marks letters to you with kisses?" Asked Bennia, curiously.

"Yeah well, sex."

"Menma!" Snapped Sona.

"No no no! You don't get to be mad at me little miss 'If I have to share you with Onee-sama I will.' You don't get to say that and then be mad when we fuck." Rebuked Menma shaking his head and crossing his forearms to form an 'X'.

"You did what!?" Shouted Saji, Tsubaki was so shocked her glasses fell a little.

"This is getting good..." Said Gin, getting a nod from Anna.

"I had no idea she'd show up the day after and sleep with you." Admitted Sona, calming down relatively quickly, putting her hand to her chin. "Damn you, Onee-sama...Always taking what's mine." She muttered.

"Oh come here ya fag." He sighed loudly and pulled her into a hug, Bennia immediately calling out it was a group hug, drawing the small kitsune to leap across the room and join in.

"Yaay!"

"That reminds me..." Said Sona, looking up at her love. "Why do you have all these Yokai in your house." He picked up Tama and held her up for Sona to see.

"Do you see how fucking cute she is." He said, as though it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Do you see!" He shouted pushing the fox-girl into her face and shaking her, making the kitsune dizzy.

"She is pretty cute." Said Madara, nodding.

Later Underworld

Showing up via long-distance teleportation circle with his lady Menma and Sona were greeted by the welcoming bosom of Serafall Leviathan, "So-tan! Ma-chan!"

"Yeah, nice to see you too Sera's boobs. Can I talk to her?" He said with a bored look.

"Oh Ma-chan, you're so silly." She said, patting his cheek. "It's good you got here so quickly, I have a super-special job for you and only you!" She hooked her arms with theirs and guided them to a set of chairs. "I need you to keep an eye out on a pair of people who've been sighted in your neck of the woods." She pulled of a file out from behind her back...Somehow. And slid it across to him.

He opened the file and began flicking through it idly, looked a pair of pictures. One was a girl with blue hair, a single green streak in her fringe, brilliant golden eyes a gorgeous face.

The other was a girl with pale brown twin-tails, purple eyes and a pretty alright one the attractive-ness face, she looked dumb for some reason. Just a vibe she could be smart but she exuded the aura of stupidity.

"Oh they're from the church, that explains that feeling." He chuckled to himself.

"What feeling." Asked the Heiress curiously.

"As to why this one looks like a fucking retard. She's religious, and from the looks of it...Raised by the church. Oh this'll be a treat. What do you wish of me, darling?" He asked his King, with a smile.

"Oh you." She said, holding her cheek with one hand and waving him off with the other, "I just want to you keep track of them while they're in town. If you so desire, talk with them, get to know them whatever."

"Oh before I forget. How can I go about getting an Evil Piece set..? I've got a bunch of strays I seem to be accumulating and figure if nothing else it'll stop people around me from being murdered while I'm asleep."

"Oh I knew you were a big sweetie underneath it all!" She squealed in delight.

"Tama is really cute. I could weaponize that shit."

"It's true, the Kitsune girl he's got living with him is very cute." Agreed Sona, sighing and shaking her head.

"Well...By default you're considered at least a Middle-class Devil by being my Rook, so all you need to do is pass a few tests that I give you in order to be eligible for a Rank up."

"It's because you're the Leviathan that I've got it easy, isn't it?"

"Well of course, Ma-chan. I am after all the great and powerful Levia-tan. I will always looks after you, now come and give me some smooches." She leapt over the table and tackled him, Sona removing her glasses quietly and proceeding to hit her head on the table.

"I don't know she had to be my sister."

Raxychaz!