Derek swung the door open wide. He gave his normally stoic boss a warm smile. Hotch returned the smile back.

Derek looked down at little Jack Hotchner who seemed more than prepared to jump in the pool. Jack already had his swim trunks on, his water wings, and his goggles.

Derek chuckled and Hotch said, "As soon as he found out he was coming over here, he got excited. I had to talk him out of sleeping in his trunks."

Derek bent his knees to become eye level with Jack and said, "Hey buddy guess what I found."

Jacks eyes went wide and asked, "What Uncle Derek?"

"I found my large Ducky float."

Jack jumped up and down in excitement. The large Duck meant that his dad didn't have to hold on to him in the pool.

"Cool Uncle Derek."

Hotch raised his eyebrow and repeated, "Cool."

Derek laughed and said, "Hey you are the one that lets me babysit when he is in the office."

Aaron laughed and asked, "Derek can you or Penelope keep an eye on him so I can get the beans out of the car?"

Derek replied, "Sure Hotch. Hey what did you bring?"

"I brought a huge salad, and baked beans."

Jack took Derek's hand. Jack looked at Derek, and Derek looked at Jack they broke out in a loud laugh and started singing, "Beans, beans they're good for your heart, the more you eat them the more you fart…"

Hotch sighed as he watched as Derek and Jack headed towards the Kitchen. Aaron resolved that once Morgan had kids he was going to teach them all kinds of embarrassing things.

Hotch turned to walk out the door, and almost walked into JJ.

"Hey JJ where is Henry?"

JJ chuckled and said, "Will is trying to get him out of the car seat. Poor kid fell asleep on the way here."

Hotch laughed. Trying to pick up a sleeping kid was tough. You really and truly have no idea how much your kid weighs until you pick up their sleeping little bodies.

JJ walked around Hotch and said, "Hey I'm going to put my potato salad in the fridge." Hotch nodded and headed out of the door.

JJ heard a lot of noise coming from the kitchen. He could hear Derek's deep voice, and Jacks small one, and what sounded like Penelope scolding the two.

"Derek why would you teach him that song?"

"Come on baby girl it's funny."

Penelope tried to hide her smile. "Derek singing about farts is not funny."

Jack looked at his Aunt P and replied, "Yeah it is…listen.."

Derek and Jack started singing all over again."

JJ swung the kitchen door opened and smiled.

Penelope smiled and said, "Jayje back me up. Singing about farts isn't funny."

JJ laughed and said, "Well not as funny as…When you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall…."

Derek joined in singing at the top of their lungs. "Diarrhea."

Jack was almost red in the face from laughing.

Penelope smacked JJ's arm and said, "Jennifer Jareau. Do not encourage them."

Will holding a slowly waking up Henry asked, "What is so funny?"

Jack very seriously said, "Diarrhea."

Penelope couldn't help herself. She had no choice but to laugh.

Will replied, "When you're riding in a sleigh and you hear something spray…Diarrhea… diarrhea."

Derek through gut busting chuckles said, "That is a new one."

Henry sat up in his father's arms jolted by the sound.

Henry frowned at all the laughing people.

Henry looked up at his father and said, "Daddy…Can I play now?"

Will smiled and carefully put his son down. As soon as Henry saw Jack they quietly said, "Hey."

Hotch came into the kitchen with Clooney behind him.

Clooney took one look at Jack and Henry at took off running, with two laughing boys behind him. JJ started walking out of the kitchen said, "I got em'."

Hotch asked, "you guys need any help?"

Derek looked around the kitchen and said, "Nope I think we got it."

The doorbell rang, and Will drawled out, "I got it. I got some food I need to get out of the car anyway."

Penelope turned back to the stove and made a shooing motion towards Derek and Hotch. Hotch caught Penelope's hand and smiled.

Hotch turned to Derek and said, "Wow that is one helluva ring."

Derek chuckled and said, "Only the best for my princess."

Hotch clapped Derek's back and said, "Why don't we leave your princess' domain.

Penelope smiled and said, "Thanks Hotch."

Penelope set out her cake, brownies, and chocolate chip muffins out on the counter. Then she checked to make sure the popsicles she got for the boys were quickly freezing.

"Hey Garcia, here's the devil eggs, and the bags of potato chips."

Penelope smiled and said, "Thanks my Junior G man. I am sure the boys are out back already arguing over the grill."

Reid smiled and said, "Thanks Garcia." Spencer made his way to the back yard to find out where the meat thermometer was.

Will came back into the kitchen loaded down with stuff.

"Hey Penelope here are the, dipped strawberries you wanted. Also here is the pasta salad. "

Penelope asked, "Will is that your famous Okra Creole?"

Will smirked and said, "Why yes it is."

Penelope chuckled and said, "You sir are the man."

JJ came in the kitchen and smiled at her husband and best friend.

JJ looked at Penelope and said, "Hey woman get your own husband."

Penelope giggled and held up her hand and replied, "Haven't you heard I'm workin on it."

Will chuckled and said, "Nice rock."

JJ pulled Will's arm and said, "Baby we need to find Clooney, I think the boys might have traumatized him."

As the happy couple was walking out, Rossi was walking in."

Rossi gave Penelope a quick kiss on her forehead and said, "Now that I am here, I can show those fools how to cook."

Penelope shook her head and said, "Typical cavemen."

Rossi handed Penelope several bottles of wine. She placed the bottles into the crisper. Rossi came back into the kitchen holding a giant bowl."

Penelope smiled at Rossi and asked, "What science experiment is in the bowl."

Rossi laughed and said, "Kitten, I am the one that taught you how to cook."

Penelope replied, "Who can argue with the truth."

Rossi lifted the lid off the bowl to reveal a delicious looking dish.

Rossi explained, "It's Bruchetta with Tomato and Herb that I grilled."

Penelope had to stop her mouth from watering.

Rossi patted his stomach and said, "Time to go school these fools."

Finally Penelope was done. She looked out at the big bay window of her kitchen to see almost all of her BAU family enjoying their time outside.

Jack and Henry were already in the pool playing; JJ was watching the boys with a close eye. Penelope turned her gaze to the right to see, Hotch, Rossi, and Reid hounding Derek for the grill tongs. Penelope chuckled.

The doorbell rang. Penelope wiped her hands to go answer it.

Penelope opened the door for Emily.

"Hey Em what's up?"

"Nothing much, sorry I am late."

"Don't worry about it."

Emily was holding a pitcher full of lemonade. There was a tall handsome man standing behind her.

Penelope raised her eyebrow.

Emily scrambled and said, "Oh yeah. This is the guy I was telling you about. Stephen this is one of my best friends."

Stephen stepped from behind Emily to shake Penelope's hand."

In a deep British accent Stephen said, "Pleasure to meet you."

Penelope returned the handshake and said, "Likewise."

Stephen was holding a large case of beer. He politely asked, "Where can I put this please."

Emily replied, "I will show you to the kitchen."

Emily turned around and Penelope gave her thumbs up.

Penelope turned to see Desiree, and Mick Rawson coming towards her.

Des gave Penelope a huge hug and said, "Hey girlie. I extended my stay to see you guys."

Mick smiled at Penelope and said, "Goddess of knowledge."

All three laughed.

Emily and Stephen came around the corner and smiled at Des and Mick.

Emily said, "Where are my manners, Stephe…"

Mick and Stephen grinned at each other. They embraced in a hug.

All three women cocked their eyebrows up.

Mick let out a gut busting chuckle and said, "Emily I think I would know my own brother.

Stephen elbowed Mick and said, "Half brother."

JJ came jogging up to the small group. She noticed the two handsome smiling men.

Emily introduced Stephen to JJ.

The group made their way outside. Emily turned and said, "Hey can you guys grab some beers out of the kitchen?"

Mick shrugged and said, "Sure."

Once to two British agents were gone. Emily bit her bottom lip, Penelope rubbed her hands together, and JJ's eyebrows were knitted.

JJ spoke first, "What the hell are we going to do with all those alpha males here?"

Des looked at Penelope and said, "Control your man."

Penelope laughed and said, "I will make sure Mick doesn't get the third degree."

Emily rolled her eyes and said, "This better not become a pissing competition."

Penelope sighed and said, "We all know how protective our BAU boys are. We are just going to have to remind them not to get silly or jealous."

With that the girls turned around when the saw the two agents. Mick wouldn't have had anything to worry about, except for now Des was dating the man, which meant Derek was going to go crazy, and none of the guys have ever met Stephen meaning he had a serious interrogation coming his way."

The group made their way to the backyard. Derek looked up first and smiled at his fiancé, the scowled at how close Rawson was standing next to his baby sister.

Des whispered to Penelope, "Oh hell. Here we go."

I need to leave it like this, before this chapter gets bigger than me. As always read and review!

This story took an odd turn.

A/N: If any of you watch Supernatural I need a little help on a story I working on. I could use the help.