Penelope for once woke up first. It was unheard of in the Garcia-Morgan household. Hell even Clooney got up before she did.

Penelope turned under Derek's arm to watch him sleep for a few moments. He looked so peaceful. She lovingly stroked his cheek, and thought about how lucky she was. There was only one statuesque god of sculpted chocolate thunder, and he was all hers.

Penelope felt positively giddy. She stretched, and tried to remove Derek's arm from around her waist. He gruffly placed his hand back down on her tummy.

Penelope tried again only to have the same reaction come from her love bug. Penelope sighed. She didn't want to wake him up, but she knew Clooney needed to go out, and she had some lady business to take care of. She also had to inspect the love bites Derek left all over her neck and chest. Who knew the man was part cannibal?

Penelope tried one more time to break free. She finally had gotten his arm from around her.

Penelope inwardly chuckled and thought, "Score one for this tech queen."

She quickly wrapped in a robe, took one last glance at Derek, and went to the bathroom. Next she found her slippers and let Clooney out. She surveyed their back yard and was grateful JJ, Will and Henry were coming by later to play in the pool and help clean up.

Penelope went back inside and started a fresh pot of coffee. She found her phone on the kitchen counter and placed it in her robe pocket. Next she took out the ingredients to make Derek chocolate chip pancakes.

Penelope had finished mixing the batter when her cell phone rang. She took a deep breath and hoped it wasn't an emergency case, or another team calling in.

She smiled when she saw the caller id.

Penelope in a cheerful tone said, "Hey mama Morgan."

Fran smiled on her end and said, "Well good morning to you too."

"So what has you calling a tech goddess today?"

"I just want to call my soon to be daughter in law and see how she was doing."

Penelope chuckled and said, "I'm good, but no grandbabies yet."

Fran laughed out loud and said, "Sweetheart now that I know my son has a woman in his life that he loves, I can wait on the grandbabies…..But not too long"

Penelope rolled her eyes. She knew damn well if she told Fran she was pregnant right now, that woman would burst her ear drum from screaming.

Fran then said, "I also called because I wanted to come visit my son and my new daughter. I would have asked Derek, but I thought I should talk to you."

Penelope uneasily said, "Okay."

Fran sighed, "I wanted to talk to you first because my son is a profiler, and he will see through my crap."

Penelope really didn't want to get involved in whatever was about to come out of Fran Morgan's mouth.

Penelope said, "Fran no matter what it is I will help you, so cough it up."

"I slept with Rossi."

Penelope dropped her phone. She picked it back up and dropped it again.

Penelope didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

Penelope shakily said, "I….I don't…..I don't know what to say."

Fran said, "I know I have just put you in an odd place but I had to tell somebody. Derek is going to kill us."

"Yeah he will make sure Rossi will be the first to go. I mean I knew the man was an Italian Stallion but this is crazy. Wait when did you…. you know?"

"When he came here for the book tour. I don't know what happened. I… I have just married for so long, and after William died I hadn't been with anybody, and all that damn wine, and his beard… and…

Penelope yelled, "Stop. Nope don't wanna hear it."

Penelope groaned and said, "Derek is gonna flip, are you guys serious? I mean you and Rossi, or was this a one time hookup?"

Fran replied, "He wants me to move to Virginia."

Penelope walked over to the breakfast bar and sat down. "He wants you to move here?"

Fran said, "Not just here. He wants me to move in with him."

"Geez Fran you must have been one hell of a good time….. Oh god I am so sorry."

"Don't worry about it, but next time you and my son have sex in his SUV tell him to take his phone out of his back pocket so he doesn't butt dial me.

Penelope groaned and said, "Sorry."

"Whatever gets me grandbabies. The real reason why I called is because, how do I talk to Derek about this. I mean he is going flip."

Penelope said, "You have no idea. I think Derek is going to have a heart attack. First Des, now you. If Sarah gets divorced and marries Hotch we are all screwed."

"What do you mean Des?"

"Des has a crush on our resident genius."

"Dr. Reid."

"That very doctor."

"So let me get this straight. I sleep with Rossi, and Des has a thing for Spencer?"

Penelope giggled and said, "When you put it like that it sounds…well…"

Fran said, "It all sounds sorted."

"Fran may I ask you a question?"

Fran sighed and said, "Sure sweetheart."

"Are you guys really that serious?"

Fran smiled a little and said, "We talk every night. He is coming to visit me when you guys go on your extended vacation. The only problem is Derek will be here too. I am not sure what to do."

Penelope said, "Let me get this straight. Rossi is going to be at your place when Derek and I come to visit?"

Fran let out a ragged breath and said, "Yes."

Penelope quickly said, "We are staying at a hotel."

"Why?"

"Because your house is going to become World War III."

Fran huffed and said, "Why does my son have to be so darn over protective. I am a grown up."

"He is over protective because he loves you. He has been the man of the house for a long time, and you haven't really dated so Derek won't be used to seeing you with a man, let alone Rossi. Between Derek and David their um….conquests…are legendary."

Fran said, "Should I tell David not to come here then?"

Penelope replied, "Fran you are a own woman. Derek is just going to have to get over it. Now stop worrying whatever happens, happens. I will be there to talk some sense into Derek, and you stop David from going all alpha male and we should be fine."

"Thanks Penelope. I am glad I have you in my life. I don't think I could talk to Des or Sarah about this."

Penelope smiled and said, "Francine Morgan I love you. You are the closest thing to a mother I have had in years. Don't worry I got your back."

So my muse decided no Strauss/Rossi loving. Plus I want to write Derek's reaction to finding out Rossi and his mom had sexy time.

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