Fran, Sara, Des, and Penelope were busy cooking dinner, Derek and Reid were setting the table.

Derek said, "See pretty boy we aren't so bad."

Reid bounced on his toes and said, "I really like being here. Des is great, and your mom is really sweet."

"Yeah she can be sweet unless you get on her bad side, and trust me when I tell you, it can get ugly."

Reid stoically said, "Good to know."

Derek could hear the girls laughing in the kitchen. Then he heard someone say his name then the laughter picked back up.

Derek scowled. He went to see what was so funny.

Derek walked into the kitchen and was immediately stopped. Des laughed and said, "You Derek Morgan are not allowed within 15 ft of this kitchen."

Derek mumbled, "You start one small kitchen fire….."

Penelope said, "You know Derek actually is a really good cook now. He cooks all the time, I just bake, and stir things."

Derek stuck his tongue out at his sister.

Fran wiped her hands on her apron and said, "Guys it's time to eat."

It took a couple of trips to bring out all the food.

Derek asked, "Who is coming over tonight I see a few extra chairs.

Fran smiled and said, "Frankie, Joey and Ms. Nosy herself.

Derek laughed and asked, "Mama why would you invite Ms. Martha?"

Fran said, "She helped me out with the church social last Sunday, so I owe her. She found out my son was coming home with his fiancé, and surprise, surprise now she wants to cash in that free dinner."

Reid asked, "Who are Frankie, and Joey?"

Des replied, "Well Frankie is my cousin on my mother's side. He is loud and very Irish. Don't let him get to you. And Joey is my cousin from my dad's side of the family. He is a lot like Derek except for cockier."

Reid laughed and asked, "How is that possible?"

Everybody laughed except Derek.

He put his hands up in mock surrender and said, "Hey I am not that cocky."

Penelope said, "Oh no hot stuff you are plenty cocky. It's that you can back it up."

Derek smirked at the entire table.

Fran said, "Alright, alright. We need to say grace before we dig in."

After saying Amen the entire table dove for the food.

The doorbell rang.

Penelope said, "I can get it if you don't mind. I want to grab lemons for the water."

Fran said, "Would you dear, that would be great."

Penelope walked over to the door, and opened it.

Standing in front of her was obviously cousin Frankie. He was about Derek's height and definitely worked out. He had about an inch of dark brown hair on his head, and diamond earrings in his ears. Like Derek he also had two dimples.

Frankie said, "Hello Ms. Sexy Garcia?"

Penelope rolled her eyes and said, "Hey Frankie."

Frankie replied, "I think you have gotten hotter since the last time I saw you."

Derek stood behind Penelope and said, "Frankie give it a rest. She is too damn smart to leave all of this for you."

Frankie laughed and said, "Yeah but I had to give it a shot. Damn dinner smells good."

Fran said, "Come on motor mouth and fix you a plate."

Penelope looked at Frankie and they both stepped forward. Derek laughed so hard his side hurt.

Derek kissed Penelope's temple and said, "She was talking to Frankie baby."

Penelope poked Derek in the chest and said, "Well if you would quit callin me motor mouth."

Derek said, "Now why would I do that, when it describes you perfectly."

Penelope rolled her eyes and said, "Whatever Morgan.

Penelope walked past the table and went into the kitchen to grab a few lemons.

When she came back she saw a laughing Joey. Joey said, "Hey there's my pretty lady."

Derek didn't feel like going through this again so he simply said, "Joey. Not now."

Joey smartly kept his trap shut.

Frankie looked up from his plate and intently focused on Reid.

Frankie waved his fork in Spencer's direction and asked, "Who is this?"

Fran said, "Frankie mind your manners."

Frankie said, "Yes ma'am."

Des said, "This is Spencer. He is my boyfriend."

Joey looked at Derek and said, "Why haven't you dragged bean pole to the gym with you."

Des looked at Joey and said, "Not everyone needs to be a muscle head."

Joey just snorted.

Des continued, "Plus Spencer is really smart, and he works for the F.B.I too."

Frankie asked, "What could you possibly be doing in the F.B.I?"

Spencer knew he needed to answer carefully. He wanted to say something that made these two back off, but he didn't want to be rude.

Spencer told the truth. "I build geographical profiles, I do a lot of research, and I have a gun and a badge that says I can shoot you."

The table was quiet.

Frankie looked at Joey. Joey looked back at Frankie. Frankie clapped Spencer on the back and said, "Test passed."

Derek laughed and said, "And that is why we don't question Dr. Spencer Reid."

Des smiled at Spencer and kissed his cheek.

Sarah said, "Not at my mama's dinner table."

There was another knock at the door.

Fran sighed and said, "I'll get it."

Derek said, "No mama I got it. You eat."

Derek opened the door to see Ms. Martha straightening out her church at.

Ms. Martha grabbed Derek's cheeks and pinched. She said, "I swear you are getting cuter by the day."

When she released his cheeks and walked towards the table, Derek at to rub the two sore spots. Derek wondered how the hell it was possible for little old ladies have such a strong grip.

Derek pulled the chair out for the older woman.

Ms. Martha didn't wait a moment before she started with her questions.

Ms. Martha asked looking at Spencer, "Who is this young man?"

Des said, "Ms. Martha this si my boyfriend Spencer, he works for the F.B.I with Derek."

Ms Martha said, "Uh huh, and is he staying here with you."

Spencer choked on his fried okra.

Spencer said, "Ma'am I am but, I will be sleeping on the couch, and Des will be in her room."

Ms. Martha once again said, "Uh huh. So how long have you been dating?"

Des said, "We have been dating for about a month."

Ms. Martha said, "Uh huh." She turned her attention to Penelope and said, "It is good to see you again dear. I was glad to hear about you and Derek being together. You know even in times like this a black man and a white woman can still raise some eyebrows."

Penelope said, "The only thing that will raise eyebrows ma'am is my fiancé's good looks."

Fran smiled brightly at Penelope. Fran was a little worried Martha would try pry just a little too much. But as always Penelope can give out with the best of them.

Ms. Martha said, "Uh huh. Well dear you are getting up there in age. When are you going to give Ms. Fran them babies?"

Penelope smiled and said, "We are working on it."

Ms Martha said, "Uh huh. Well I hope it is soon."

Derek asked, "Ms. Martha may I fix you something to drink?"

Ms. Martha said, "Sure baby can you fix me some sweet tea with a little lemon in it."

Derek smiled and said, "Sure."

Frankie, and Joey who were normally loud trying to out talk each other stayed quiet.

Ms. Martha looked at Penelope and said, "You know Derek used to go out with my sweet granddaughter Janine."

Penelope said, "That's nice."She wasn't really paying attention.

Ms Martha continued by saying, "I thought at one point that they were going to get married."

Joey snorted. He thought, "You cannot turn a hoe into a housewife."

Frankie looked at Joey knowing exactly what he was thinking. Frankie couldn't help the laugh that escaped his lips.

Des knew about Janine. Des knew that girl was faster than Michael Phelps in a pool.

Anyway Ms. Martha said, "Enough about my Janine. So Penelope what do you do for the F.B.I"

Derek said, "My baby girl is a genius when it comes to computers."

Ms. Martha said, "Oh well I never really had a use for those things. Now my Janine she is a lawyer."

Fran thought, "If this heifer does not stop talking about that slut of a granddaughter I am gonna…."

Des looked t her mom and nodded her silent agreement.

Penelope changed the subject by saying, "Mom this is really good."

Fran smiled and said, "Thank you baby. I made extra special for my baby that is always away."

Derek said, "Thank you mama."

Fran said, "I was talkin about Penelope."

Everybody laughed. Well except for Ms. Martha who just said, "Uh huh."

Sara asked Reid, "So you build profiles like Derek."

Spencer said, "Actually we build them together. Then we deliver them. Then Garcia uses what we have created and she gives us the information we need to track him down."

Sara said, "Show me how you deliver a profile."

Spencer looked at Derek and said, "I mean I guess so."

Derek said, "We can use one we built just a few weeks ago."

Derek started knowing Spencer would pick up on the certain case he was using.

Derek took his normal profile stance, legs slightly spread arms bent at the elbows with his hands resting on his lower back.

Derek said, "The Unsub we are looking for is between the ages 20-25. He is Caucasian he is of average height and average build. He is also going to have some sort of physical deformity, we know this by where he chooses to dump the bodies.

Spencer continued, "This Unsub is a sexual sadist. Meaning he doesn't actually rape the women. Stabbing them is his actual release.

Now using the geographical profile, and knowing what we know about his physical deformities we can pinpoint the likely hood where the next woman will be abducted, and where her body will be dumped.

Spencer stopped talking. Derek handed Penelope her laptop and told her to do her thang.

Penelope showed how she runs her searches, since it was a closed case she wouldn't get in trouble.

All Frankie said was, "Damn that is impressive."

Spencer sat back down, and Derek moved Penelope's laptop and sat back down.

They continued eating talking, and dodging Ms. Nosy's question."

Finally the dinner came to a close, Penelope brought out dessert. Penelope had baked triple fudge brownies.

Frankie said, "Derek you better keep her. These are the bomb."

Sara said, "Mmmmhmm I gotta get the receipe."

Penelope said, "Sure. I can bake some for you and your husband, and your boys. Will I get to see them tomorrow?"

Sara said, "Yep they will be here around one. We are having a family lunch."

Derek said, "I can't wait."

Fran thought, "Oh I bet you can."

Penelope smiled at Fran to reassure her that everything will be alright when Rossi shows up.

Derek said, "Come on boys there is a football waiting to get tossed."

Spencer said, "If you don't mind I will stay with the girls and help them clean up."

Fran said, "Derek this is an equal opportunity house, tomorrow you and those two tanks you call over there your cousins are cleaning up tomorrow."

Derek replied, "If lunch is as good as this, I'll was the dishes."

They boys said their goodbyes to Ms. Martha as she got her purse and hat to leave.

Once she was out of the door everyone sighed in relief.

After tossing the football around, Derek came in the kitchen to steal a brownie. He wrapped his arms around Penelope and said, "You did good with the interrogation."

Penelope smiled and asked, "Janine huh?"

Des coughed out the word slut.

Derek laughed and said, "Yep."

Derek helped with the cleaning after snatching two more brownies.

It was time for bed. Fran handed Spencer the bedding for the couch. He and Des sat down and watched Doctor Who on Netflix.

Sara said her goodbyes as well as Joey and Frankie.

Derek and Penelope were in his old bedroom.

Penelope started taking her jewelry off. Derek shucked his shirt off and stalked towards Penelope.

Penelope said, "Oh no you don't mister." She then whispered, "We are not having sex in your mother's house."

Derek groaned and said, "Please baby."

Penelope said, "Der-ek you are acting like a horny high schooler."

Derek laughed and said, "Well I am in my old bedroom."

Penelope laughed and said, "I walked right into that one. But still.."

By the time she really started to protest Derek had gotten her dress off, and had her bra off with a flick of his wrist.

Derek breathily said, "Damn baby girl."

Penelope said, "Don't tease.

Derek took a pebbled peach nipple in his mouth. Penelope sighed in pleasure.

Derek cocked an eyebrow and asked, "Now what were you saying?"

Penelope replied, "I didn't say a damn thing."

Derek gently pushed Penelope onto the bed. He slid her pink bikini briefs down, then his own pants and boxers.

He kissed her, and she moved towards the middle of the bed.

He covered her body with his, and began to kiss her. Penelope had to remind herself of where she was, she moaned quietly into Derek's mouth.

Derek laid hot wet kisses all over Penelope's neck and collarbone while Penelope ran her hands up and down Derek's back.

Derek looked into Penelope's eyes as he slowly pushed inside of her. Derek bit is bottom lip to keep from crying out in pleasure.

Penelope raised her hand to cup his face. She took her thumb and index finger and lightly gripped his chin, to draw out that bottom lip she wanted to kiss.

Derek slowly thrusting in out and of Penelope was driving them both crazy. Derek reached down and gripped Penelope's hips and angled her higher and he continued his slow pace.

After a few pleasurable moments later Derek grounded out, "Touch yourself baby."

Penelope slid her hand down her body. Derek's eyes trailed her path. She massaged her clit while Derek continued to make love to her. He could feel her womb fluttering around him, then all of sudden her inner walls were convulsing. Derek sped his pace up just a little. Once he felt her clamp down on him, and hold him in her velvet vice, he came hard. He buried his head in the crook of her neck to muffle his grunts as he released his seed into her body.

Derek kissed Penelope. He pulled out, and gathered up his woman into his arms, and they fell asleep.

So I wanted to do dinner before hell broke loose. I promise next chapter is the confrontation.

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