Emily Prentiss asked, "Please pass the rolls."

Frankie grinned and said, "Anything for a pretty lady."

Hotch and the rest of the team were quite greatful that Fran had extended an invitation to everyone for a home cooked meal. It was very rare the team got to eat anything that didn't come out of take out containers.

JJ asked, "Hey Rossi do you want us to take you back to the hotel with us? Hey how did you beat us out here?"

Derek glanced at Rossi and nodded his approval between mouthfuls of potato salad. Penelope rubbed Derek's back in appreciation. Finally Derek was acting like a big boy.

Rossi cleared his throat and said, "I am staying here at Fran's."

JJ raised an eyebrow and asked, "Why would you do that. I mean Spence, and Morgan I get but…."

Rossi said, "Well you normally stay with your girlfriend when you visit her so…"

Emily looked totally confused, and Spencer smiled. For once the boy wonder was in the loop and Emily wasn't.

Emily asked, "Well who is your girlfriend?"

Rossi laughed and said, "Morgan's mom."

JJ spit out a mouthful of water. JJ grabbed a napkin looked at Fran and said, "I am so, so sorry,"

Fran laughed and said, "It's okay sweetheart. You took it better than Derek did."

Emily smiled at Morgan and asked, "Are you going to call Rossi daddy?"

Derek chuckled and said, "I will when you start calling Hotch daddy."

JJ was thankful she wasn't drinking anything this time, too bad for Spencer he was. Spencer was wide eyed and choked on his sweet tea.

Rossi said, "Hotch if you think you are fooling a room full of profilers, then you my friend seriously doubt out profiler skills."

Emily said, "I have no idea what you are talking about."

Derek quirked an eyebrow and Spencer and said, "Go ahead boy genius."

Spencer said, "Well there a nine scientifically proven signs of love."

Emily said, "Reid I still don't know what you are talking about."

Joey grinned at Emily while asking Reid, "What are the signs?"

Reid shook his head and laughed. "I guess I can tell you. Well okay first is the shoulder roll, or shrug. Shoulders can display emotion that you are afraid to say. Rolling a shoulder, in particular, reads as a gesture of affection or flirtatiousness. That is why Morgan was always messaging Penelope's shoulders."

Des scoffed and asked, "My idiot brother couldn't say I love you out loud but unknowingly done it with shoulder rubs?"

Spencer smiled at Des and said, "Exactly."

Hotch stiffened his shoulders immediately. Hotch thought, "God Reid is right."

Spencer said, "And the second is Mirroring the objection of your affections. Like when Emily reached for the rolls the same time Hotch did, or how Hotch would start to cut his meat, then Emily would follow suit."

Hotch said, "Okay that is just silly. I think we should change the sbuj…"

Rossi said, "Oh no you don't, let see if the kid is right. Go on Spencer."

Spencer said, "The third is really obvious... Locking eyes."

Rossi said, "I have caught Garcia and Morgan staring at each other more than two other people I have ever seen."

Penelope smiled and said, "Rossi was are suppose to be picking on, I mean helping Hotch and Emily."

Emily said, "I don't need help. There is noth…Aaron just tell them."

Hotch sighed deeply and said, "Emily I have talked and decided to try and date. Under no circumstances do I want dating advice from any of you. Actually Fran I would take advice from you anytime, but the rest of you stay out of our business, and no double dates."

Penelope said, "Aw come on boss man."

Hotch pointed at Derek and Penelope and said, "Especially you two."

Hotch looked at Fran and said, "Oh I am sorry I didn't mean to insult your…"

Fran said, "Trust me I get it. Don't let them stay in your house either."

Spencer grumbled and said, "Trust me two floors and a basement are not far enough away."

Penelope said, "Hey guys quit it. We are not that bad."

Hotch pulled out his cell phone and said, "Garcia read this out loud."

Penelope took the phone and saw the list of date and times.

Derek looked at the list too and asked, "What is this?"

Hotch huffed and said, "That is a list of the upcoming sexual harassment seminars. Strauss said you two have to pick a date."

Penelope said, "We didn't do anything."

Hotch took the phone back pressed some icons and said, "Penelope read this out loud."

Penelope began to read. "It has come to our attention that two of your Agents need to be refreshed on the proper conduct for a work place. On Janurary 17th An agent Morgan said to Penelope Garcia, "Garcia, baby girl, please tell me something I want to hear."

Garcia: You are a statuesque god of sculpted chocolate thunder?

Morgan: How about something I don't already know?

Garcia: I have a sweet tooth?

Garcia dropped her head and said, "Point taken sir."

Hotch said, "No I want to make sure you understand. Read the second violation."

Penelope asked, "Do I have to?"

Everyone said, "Yes."

Penelope sighed and said, " On Feburary 12th An Agent Morgan said, "Hey baby girl you're on speaker behave."

Garcia: " Or what you'll spank me?"

Fran looked at Penelope and Derek and said, "You two ought to be ashamed."

Derek said, "Sadly I'm not. Can't help it, and I love my motor mouth woman."

JJ said, "Actually before they started dating we never minded the flirting. It was a way to lighten the mood when the cases got bad."

Emily said, "When I came to the B.A.U I didn't believe anyone when they said Morgan and Garcia weren't together."

Rossi said, "Same here. I mean they have said some obscene stuff, but it is well worth the looks on the local police officers and detectives faces."

JJ said, "Four words. Talk. Dirty. To. Me."

Penelope gasped and said, "We said we would never speak of that again."

JJ laughed and said, "P you should have seen Derek's face. I never thought I would see him blush."

Joey asked, "Talk dirty to who?"

Hotch chuckled and said, "Garcia at work answers the phone in the craziest of ways, normally they aren't so umm..flirty. I guess she thought she was talking to Morgan, but she told our Section chief to talk dirty to her."

Rossi said, "I had to talk Strauss out of banning Penelope from the phones."

Des said, "And Derek still didn't get that Penelope loved him. Wow talk about dumb."

Penelope said, "Hey, hey woman you keep it up and I won't let you babysit."

JJ asked, "Let her what?"

Derek smiled and said, "Yep there is a baby girl, hot stuff production in the works."

Emily almost fell out of her chair. "Let me get this straight… The two of you are having a baby, Rossi is dating Morgan's mom… Spencer you have any big announcements."

Reid looked at Derek for help. Derek shook his head no.

Reid grumbled and said, "Desiree and I are seeing each other."

JJ smiled and said, "Well okay then. Pass the pork chops. And about this baby…"

Hotch's phone rang. Hotch answered it with an annoyed tone in his voice.

"Hotchner. Yes we will be right down. Tell them to stay away from the crime scene."

Hotch thrusts his phone back in his pocket and said, "Sorry guys we got a body."

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