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Reid hauled ass out of Rossi's mansion.

Derek poked Spencer in the ribs with his elbow and asked, "Pretty Boy you okay? It looks like you seen a ghost."

Spencer looked at Derek shell shocked. Spencer muttered," I heard something I can't unheard."

Derek chuckled and said, "Out with it Spencer. It couldn't have been that bad?"

Spencer looked at Derek and said, "Oh no, I guarantee it's that bad."

Derek was totally confused, "Reid throw me a bone here. What are you talking about?"

Spencer shuffled his feet and jammed his hands into his pockets. "I-I-I heard the girls talking."

Derek cocked and eyebrow and asked, "So?"

Spencer started pacing, and his arms were flailing, "So, so…Is that all you have to say?"

Derek was getting frustrated. He was hoping Spencer would just spit it out. "Kid just tell me what you heard?"

Spencer dug the toe of his shoe into the soft ground near the lake. "Derek drop it. I shouldn't have said anything."

Derek scoffed and said, "Oh hell no. Whatever it is, it can't be that bad. Just tell me and you will see."

Rossi was crouched down showing Jack and Henry how to place a worm on the hooks. Jack was taking his task very seriously, but young Henry had more fun digging for them, so naturally uncle Rossi handed the boy a hand shovel and told him to have fun. Henry promised to find all the "bestest" worms.

Hotch and Will were setting up chairs around the river bank and trying to avoid getting splashed by Mudgy and Clooney who had immediately found ducks to torture.

Everyone was quite busy with their tasks, but was abruptly interrupted when Derek roared out a laugh and Spencer had managed to turn an odd shade of plum.

Derek loudly asked, "Prentiss said what about Hotch?"

Spencer rolled his eyes and said, "Morgan I am not going to repeat what she said."

Hotch came jogging over asking, "Is everything okay. Morgan you scared the hell out of me."

Derek said, "It's nothing boss man."

Spencer looked pointedly at Derek and said, "Well I heard what JJ said Garcia said about you too."

"What did JJ say about me?"

Reid replied quietly, "Something along the lines of you being a kinky bastard."

That is when Derek completely lost it. He took one look at his confused boss and couldn't hold the belly laugh any longer.

Hotch looked from Derek to Spencer and back.

Hotch crossed his arms at his chest and said, "Someone tell me why the hell Morgan is laughing so hard, and you look like you are about to pass out?"

Morgan through chuckles said, "Apparently the girls were talking about out prowess."

Hotch's expressive eyebrows raised, "What did Prentiss say about me?"

Reid squeaked out, "Sir with all due respect as your subordinate…."

Hotch gruffly said, "Spencer tell me what Prentiss said. That is a direct order."

Spencer looked towards Derek for help.

Derek took mercy on his young friend.

Derek placed a hand on Hotch's shoulder and said, "Apparently Prentiss likes the way you get down."

Aaron took one look at Reid's face and burst out laughing, which got Morgan laughing all over again.

Rossi stayed with the kids because he knew by the look on Reid's face and the way Morgan and Hotch were laughing, that whatever they were talking about was not for young ears.

Will jogged over to check on Rossi when he drawled, "What are they laughing about?"

Rossi said, "Kid whatever it is, it can't be good."

Will said, "I am gonna find out what is going on."

Will walked over to the small group forming and asked, "What the hell is going on."

Derek replied, "Ask Reid."

Spencer shot Derek a glare.

Spencer took a deep breath and said, "I overheard the girls talking."

Will asked, "About what?"

Hotch replied, "Ummmm, how we are in bed."

Will smirked and said, "I can only guess what the hell JJ said."

Derek said, "According to boy genius Garcia told JJ about the thing with the rose."

Will asked, "What thing with a rose?"

Derek said, "Don't worry about it."

Hotch said, "And apparently the title Italian Stallion belongs to Rossi."

Derek said, "Man gross."

Hotch just shrugged and said, "Apparently I am on a mission, and Will…you my friend are a freak."

Derek said, "Now that is out of the way….see Spencer I told you it wasn't that bad."

Spencer replied, "Not everyone enjoys talking about their sex life."

Derek pointed towards Rossi's house and said, "You better not, that is my sister in there."

Spencer wisely stayed quiet.

Rossi came over with Jack and Henry in tow and said, "Alright I think we are ready to do this. I got the ball game playing on the radio, we got beer, and juice, let's get this party started.

Each man sat in a wooden outdoor recliner, beer in one hand and fishing pole in the other. Henry was sitting in a smaller chair in between Will and Derek, and Jack was sitting in between Hotch and Rossi. Spencer was in the chair that was in the middle. It was strategic seating on his part. He never really got to go fishing with his dad, and he was a little afraid of actually catching a fish.

After a few hours Will looked over at Derek and said, "I think this is the longest Henry has ever sat down."

Henry smiled and said, "Daddy I just like you."

Will smiled back and said, "Yes you are big guy."

Derek smiled at the small scene. He couldn't wait to his son or daughter fishing.

Clooney walked over to Derek and laid down next to him, and Mudgy sought out Rossi. The picture the men, boys, and dogs presented was of peacefulness.

Rossi said to Hotch, "They are not biting at all today."

Hotch said, "Yeah but, I would rather be out here, than in that kitchen."

Rossi smiled and said, "Damn straight."

Jack held out his hand and said, "That will be twenty dollars please."

Rossi scoffed and asked, "What for?"

Jack said, "Uncle Rossi you said a bad word, and at home we have a swear jar. When Aunt Emily comes to visit she just hands me a hundred dollar bill and apologizes."

Rossi couldn't help but bark out a laugh. Rossi reached in his pocket and handed Jack a fifty and asked, "What does this get me?"

Jack replied, "Two D words and one S word."

Rossi nodded and said, "Good to know."

Jack then stood up and said, "I'm bored can Henry and me find more worms?"

Hotch nodded and said, "Sure but stay where we can see you please."

Jack replied, "Okay daddy."

Henry and Jack took off with their buckets in search of worms.

Derek looked at Hotch and asked, "So you and Emily getting serious huh?"

Hotch smiled and said, "You could say that. We really did just try dating at first."

Derek sat up in his chair and asked, "What changed?"

Will leaned over and said, "Probably about the time he saw her naked."

Rossi, Hotch, Derek, and Will chuckled, and Reid scowled. He did not want to talk about sex again.

Derek nudged Spencer and said, "Hey kid loosen up. This is just locker room talk."

Spencer shyly said, "I never really did that either. Being younger than everyone in high school meant that I got the hell out of the locker room after gym. Plus I wouldn't have known what they were talking about anyway."

Rossi stretched and said, "Kid it is time you learned. However considering that I am not dating Morgan's mom and you are dating his sister, for your own health I would be careful what you say."

Spencer nodded and said, "Oh. If you don't mind I would rather listen."

Rossi nudge Hotch and said, "You never did tell us when you got serious."

Hotch said, "Will was right. I didn't want to rush it but, damn it I am just a man. And don't even think of telling me none of you thought about it with Prentiss."

Rossi said, "Guilty."

Derek said, "Yeah I thought about it when she first joined."

Will said, "I'd climb that tree."

Reid mumbled.

Derek smirked and asked, "What was that?"

Spencer sighed and said, "Yeah I guess when she first joined I did too."

Hotch asked in general, "Why did none of you ask her out?"

Will laughed and said, "Because my wife would kill me."

Derek said, "I don't date chicks with guns first off, and second we would have killed each other at some point. Plus I have always loved my baby girl."

Rossi rolled his eyes and said, "Well isn't that sweet, but to be honest I thought she wouldn't go for a much older guy, that and she is kind of violent. You saw what she did to that perp last month. Scared the shit out of me."

Will asked, "What did she do?"

Derek with a shudder said, "She saw the suspect on the ground. Guy was a sick son of a bitch. He was raping women because he was convinced he was in a relationship with them. I mean this asshole was brutal. So anyway, Prentiss tackles him, while he is on the ground she gets in his face, points the gun towards his dick and whispers, I should shoot your balls off."

Every single one of them shuddered.

Will was wide eyed and said, "Man fuck that. Hotch that is all yours."

Hotch said, "Now imagine that in the bed room."

Rossi clapped Hotch on the back and said, "Argument won."

Will pulled his sunglasses off of his head and slid them over his eyes when he asked, "So what about JJ? Any of you think about it?"

Spencer cleared his throat and said, "Once we went on a date. Or at least I think it was a date. Frankly I am not sure."

Will laughed and said, "If you gotta ask then no."

Rossi said, "I'm not gonna lie, JJ is a pretty girl. And trust me women in the bureau 20 years ago did not look like our BAU girls."

Hotch said, "JJ is hard not to care about. She is really sweet, sometimes with this childish bunch she is kind of like my work wife."

Derek scoffed and said, "We don't need parents."

Hotch said, "The hell you don't. How often does JJ have to tell you two morons to behave?"

Derek said, "Point taken dad."

Will said, "Morgan I already know you thought about it."

Derek said, "Straight up guilty on that one. I remember the day she started I was like damn who is the honey? After a two minute conversation with her I realized two things, she too carries a gun, and she gave off the sister vibe. Plus you know the whole I love Garcia thing."

Spencer looked at Derek and said, "Yeah you two seem like brother and sister sometimes."

Hotch said, "And that is why Garcia is a miracle worker."

Derek looked at Hotch and said, "Man I am not that bad."

Rossi chuckled and said, "Garcia is the only one that can put you in your place when need be."

Derek said, "I am not the only one that lets her get away with murder."

Hotch said, "I guess we all pretty much let Garcia do whatever the hell she wants. I think Strauss at one point was a little afraid of her after she saw how fast Penelope could dig up dirt on people."

Will said, "Tell me about it. One time someone tried to hack into my bank account, after giving Penelope my account number, she caught whoever was doing it, and she said she was going to cyber kill them. I don't know what that means, but she was so furious she scared the shit out of me."

Derek said, "You know what I'm going to ask."

Hotch said, "Yep."

Followed by Will and Hotch.

Spencer looked at Derek and said, "I have been staring at Garcia's boobs for over 7 years now."

Derek stood up and asked, "Reid what did you just say?"

Spencer said, "I thought we were doing locker room…."

Derek busted out laughing and said, "I'm just fuckin with you. Let's go see what our women folk are doing."

Hotch replied, "Good idea. Come on Jack lets head inside and get you cleaned up."

Will scooped up Henry and said, "Boy you are a mess, Come on now let's get you washed up and a snack."

Everyone took their shoes off before entering the house, considering they were covered in mud.

They all in a processional went to the kitchen and noticed it empty.

Rossi asked, "Where they could be."

Derek said, "Hush. Do you hear that?"

Hotch said, "It sounds like…..snoring."

They took off and followed the sounds. They walked into Rossi's den and started laughing.

Henry said, "Mama sleepy."

Will covered Henry's ears and said, "Jack earmuffs."

Jack covered his ears and Rossi said, "Our lovely ladies sans Garcia are plastered."

Rossi laughed quietly and said, "My lady love is clutching a bottle of red wine."

Will whispered, "JJ is clutching that beer like it's the last one on this earth."

Rossi whispered, "Let's go make lunch and let them sleep."

Derek whispered back, "Good idea."

So whatcha think? I had male perspective for certain portions of this chapter I think you can guess which parts. I just had to ask my guy best friend what he thought of the BAU ladies, and what he says was incorporated in their conversation.

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