So this has technically been sitting in my drafts half-finished since HK week. LOL I technically have one more prompt too, I think. But anyway. Do you know what made me want to continue this? Do you know where my sudden inspiration came from? What Kubo's doing to Hitsugaya, that's what. RUDE as fuck man! I do not appreciate it, and am in denial. So there. *crosses arms like a child*

Prompt: Otp Mash

Rating: T

Hitsugaya Toshiro joined Facebook

-Kurosaki Karin, Kurosaki Yuzu, and Matsumoto Rangiku like this

-Kurosaki Karin commented: "Finally! You're such a stubborn old man!"

-Matsumoto Rangiku likes this

-Hitsugaya Toshiro commented: "You're lucky I don't know how to unfriend you"

-Matsumoto Rangiku likes this

-Hitsugaya Toshiro commented: "Get back to work, Matsumoto!"

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Kurosaki Yuzu: "Family picnic!"—with Kurosaki Ichigo, Kurosaki Isshin, Kurosaki Karin, and Kuchiki Rukia

-Kuchiki Byakuya, Matsumoto Rangiku, Abarai Renji and 20 others like this

-Kurosaki Isshin commented: "Such a wonderful day with my beautiful daughters!"

-Kurosaki Ichigo commented: "*Sigh*"

-Kurosaki Isshin commented: "Oh yeah you too"

-Kurosaki Ichigo commented: "Wow. It's not like I'm your firstborn or anything. And what about Rukia?"

-Kurosaki Isshin commented: "I said 'my beautiful daughters!'"

-Kurosaki Ichigo commented: "*Sigh*"

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Kurosaki Karin wrote on Hitsugaya Toshiro's timeline: "The fuck?!"

-Hitsugaya Toshiro commented: "?"

-Kurosaki Karin commented: "Care to explain why my dad is now listed as YOUR FATHER"

-Matsumoto Rangiku likes this

-Hitsugaya Toshiro commented: "He sent me the request and wouldn't stop bothering me until I accepted it"

-Kurosaki Karin commented: "Is this real life"

-Hitsugaya Toshiro commented: "What's the big deal? He has Kuchiki listed as his daughter"

-Kurosaki Karin commented: "You do realize she and my brother are fucking"

-Matsumoto Rangiku, Madarame Ikkaku, Ishida Uryuu and 62 others like this

-Hitsugaya Toshiro commented: "Oh"

-Matsumoto Rangiku commented: "CALLED IT!"

-Kyoraku Shunsui commented: "Pretty sure everyone called that one"

-Abarai Renji, Kurosaki Yuzu, Ukitake Jushiro and 143 others like this

-Kurosaki Ichigo commented: "EXCUSE ME THIS IS SLANDER. I WOULD NEVER DO...THAT WITH RUKIA!"

-Kurosaki Ichigo commented: "AND JESUS Karin DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE PM FEATURE"

-Yachiru *･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･* commented: "Smh"

-Kurosaki Karin, Matsumoto Rangiku, Kurosaki Isshin and 46 others like this

-Kurosaki Karin commented: "You're such an idiot, Ichi-nii"

-Kurosaki Karin commented: "Correction: They WERE fucking"

-Ishida Uryuu, Shihoin Yoruichi, Kuchiki Rukia and 90 others like this

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Kurosaki Ichigo wrote on Kuchiki Rukia's timeline: "RUKIA"

-Kurosaki Ichigo commented: "Rukia, pick up your phone"

-Kuchiki Byakuya likes this

-Kurosaki Ichigo commented: "Rukia, come on"

-Kuchiki Byakuya likes this

-Kurosaki Ichigo commented: "Please don't be like that"

-Kuchiki Byakuya and Abarai Renji like this

-Kurosaki Ichigo commented: "Babe"

-Matsumoto Rangiku, Yachiru *･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･* , Kurosaki Karin and 10 others like this

-Kurosaki Karin commented: "Wow, Ichi-nii. Don't you know how to use the PM feature? lmao"

-Kurosaki Yuzu, Kuchiki Byakuya, Urahara Kisuke and 33 others like this

-Kurosaki Ichigo commented: "NOT NOW KARIN"

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Kurosaki Ichigo is in a relationship with Kuchiki Rukia

-Kurosaki Isshin, Inoue Orihime, Yamada Hanataro and 590 others like this

-Abarai Renji commented: "Fucking finally! Now will you stop with the googly eyes"

-Zaraki Kenpachi, Arisawa Tatsuki, Hisagi Shuuhei and 105 others like this

-Kuchiki Rukia commented: "Never"

-Kurosaki Karin, Kurosaki Yuzu, Matsumoto Rangiku and 247 others like this

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Hitsugaya Toshiro changed his profile picture. —with Kurosaki Karin

-Matsumoto Rangiku, Kurosaki Yuzu, Kurosaki Karin and 20 others like this

-Matsumoto Rangiku commented: "I'M ON A ROLL, 2 for 2! I should really be a fortune teller. ;D"

-Hitsugaya Toshiro commented: "What are you going on about?"

-Matsumoto Rangiku commented: "Taicho, I think it's sweet of you to post a photo of you and your girlfriend!"

-Kurosaki Yuzu and Kuchiki Rukia like this

-Hitsugaya Toshiro commented: "Don't be ridiculous. This is a good picture of me, and she just happens to be in it"

-Kurosaki Karin likes this

-Matsumoto Rangiku commented: "Yeah ok"

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Kurosaki Yuzu added a photo: "Family Dinner!"—with Kurosaki Karin, Kuchiki Rukia, Hanakari Jinta, Kurosaki Isshin, Kurosaki Ichigo, and Hitsugaya Toshiro

-Inoue Orihime, Kurosaki Ichigo, Abarai Renji and 34 others like this

-Matsumoto Rangiku commented: "Family, huh (¬‿¬)"

-Kurosaki Karin commented: "You're thinking too hard, Ran"

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Kurosaki Karin changed her profile picture. —with Hitsugaya Toshiro

-Kurosaki Yuzu, Kurosaki Isshin, Kuchiki Rukia and 22 others like this

-Kurosaki Yuzu commented: "Matching profile pics *heart* "

-Matsumoto Rangiku commented: "Are you kidding me?"

-Kurosaki Karin commented: "Hey now. This is a good picture of me, and Toshiro just happens to be in it"

-Matsumoto Rangiku commented: "Do you think this is a joke"

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Matsumoto Rangiku wrote on Kurosaki Karin's timeline: "Don't think I didn't notice that both you and Taicho's relationship statuses are suddenly private"

-Kurosaki Karin commented: "Why Rangiku, I have no idea what you're talking about. It's always been that way"

-Matsumoto Rangiku commented: "You think you're so slick"

-Hitsugaya Toshiro commented: "Get back to work, Matsumoto"

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Matsumoto Rangiku: "I have been saying this for years, but no one but Yuzu has ever taken me seriously. Well, my friends, I present to you PROOF. I AM 2 FOR 2. HIT ME UP IF YOU EVER NEED LOTTERY NUMBERS. GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT" —with Kurosaki Karin and Hitsugaya Toshiro

-Kurosaki Yuzu, Kuchiki Rukia, Ukitake Jushiro and 415 others like this

-Madarame Ikkaku commented: "I never thought I'd see the day. Look at Hitsugaya-taicho, gettin' his mack on"

-Matsumoto Rangiku, Kuchiki Rukia, Kira Izuru and 60 others like this

-Arisawa Tatsuki commented: "It looks like he's trying to suck the lunch she ate back up her esophagus"

-Kuchiki Rukia, Ayasegawa Yumichika, Shihoin Yoruichi and 47 others like this

-Hisagi Shuuhei commented: "Looks pretty hot, ngl. Go get 'em, tiger!"

-Kyoraku Shunsui, Kurosaki Isshin, Kuchiki Rukia and 52 others like this

-Kurosaki Ichigo commented: "THAT'S MY FUCKING SISTER"

-Kuchiki Rukia commented: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

-Matsumoto Rangiku, Ishida Uryuu, Arisawa Tatsuki and 70 others like this

-Kurosaki Karin commented: "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, RAN?!"

-Matsumoto Rangiku commented: "Check. MATE."

Kurosaki Isshin, Ise Nanao, Yachiru *･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･* and 105 others like this

-Hitsugaya Toshiro commented: "MATSUMOTO!"

-Matsumoto Rangiku commented: "Whoops. Did I forget to use the PM feature? :D"

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Hitsugaya Toshiro is in a relationship with Kurosaki Karin.

-Matsumoto Rangiku, Kurosaki Yuzu, Kuchiki Rukia and 502 others like this

A/N: I've always wanted to write a Facebook fic. It was a lot more fun than I anticipated! Also, clearly Rukia and I see eye to eye here. This would be fucking hilarious.

Hope my inspiration lasts and I update more! ^_^