AN: I'll be blunt. This is me slapping something together to post, because I'm hitting my self-imposed weekly deadline, and I've got jack shit I'm willing to put up. Hope it amuses, though.
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Gryffindor:
"You are a strange creature, 'Hulk,'" The black-armored figure ground out, "What world are you from?"
"Hulk does not understand little black man's question," Hulk rumbled back, "What is 'world'?"
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Ravenclaw:
"So the Cult Mechanicus is about the pursuit and accumulation of all knowledge?" One of the Ravenclaw upper years asked thoughtfully.
"Indeed, Juvie," The Tech-Priest replied, his or her voice buzzing through a synthesizer "I came to this world in pursuit of the most sacred of all repositories of knowledge, the Standard Template Construct. Will you aid me in my search?"
"Just what does this 'Standard Template Construct contain?" The student pressed.
"The sum of all human knowledge."
"I will help you," The Ravenclaw replied without another thought.
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Hufflepuff:
"Wheee!" The Pink Pony shouted, literally vibrating with excitement, "So many new friends! We. Must. Have. A. PARTY!"
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Slytherin:
"Fool," The glowing orb of energy screamed, "I am immortal, you cannot defeat me!"
"I have endured since Arda was sung into existence, pitiful Fea," The great flaming eye replied, its very voice seeming to make reality shudder around it, "I have ruled lands stretching from the Western sea to the borders of Rhun. What makes you think you can triumph against me?"
"Starscream is Invincible," The blue mote replied in a rage, leaping across the distance to throw itself at the flaming eye.
All seven years of Slytherin students watched in some fear, and a great deal of confusion, as a glowing blue ball of energy and an eye made of fire tried to fight with each other.
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AN: Not much. But I've been busy; I'm ~6k words into the next chapter of Hero Harry, and life goes on...