"And it's time to put a star in our reasonably priced car!" Jeremy Clarckson announced, walking onto the stage away from Richard Hammond and James May. Richard was still grumbling about being called a Smurf.
"My guest tonight, the first person to have an actual talk with the Stig, is also a tall dwarf and a full inch taller than Richard in heels, normaly, when she looses she finds herself staring at the ceiling pined under another person! Can you please put your hand together for, Angel!" Jeremy said.
A brunette walked onto the stage with a bright smile adorning her features as she re-positioned the Diva's title on her shoulder. She was wearing a colorful flowy top, held in place by a black vest, and a black short skirt and a pair of knee high heeled shoes.
"welcome to the show!" he said, raising her hand then giving her a hug. "you barely reach my chest" Jeremy mocked laughing as he sat down
"do not pick on my height! " she pouted,. Jeremy laughed nervously
"First off, professional Car Driving, Real or Fake?"
Angel laughed, going along with the joke, "oh its fake, you know, there's the good cars and the bad cars" the whole studio cracked up.
"but really, you're a WWE Diva, a wrestler, most people think 'tall, mighty, scars, tatto's'how is it like?"
"breaking the stereotype please? Not all the guys on the roster are monsters slash freaks you know? That hurts you thinking that way" she put a hand on her heart mockingly, "but its really fun being in that squared ring" she smiled
"okay let's talk cars" he said, putting his hands on his knees.
"you have a Suzuki Swift" he said making a face like he bit onto lemons
WWE Diva's champion smiled a huge smile and added enthusiastically
"I though you liked hunchbacks!"
"yeah, not the ones that bend your spine!"
"cherry red, oh I have a bicycle too!"
"you have got to be kidding me" Jeremy said rolling his eyes
"nope! No kidding it even works in Michigan's Snow " she nodded, her hair in waterfall braid on one side.
"but a bicycle! Aren't you supposed to be a wrestler?" he gestured to the belt that sat on the seat next to her.
"well, its eco friendly, its fast when I ride it, it helps avoid all the traffic, its easily parked, no one would dare steal a pink bike aaaannd it's a good work out!" she said in one breath counting them on her fingers
Jeremy made a choking sound and looked up throwing his head before asking
"What about The Miz, he's your Boyfriend right?".
"nope, fiancé , what about him?" she said, wiggling her hand.
"what does he drive?" trying so hard to keep a car themed conversation.
"uhh..I don't know what Mike drives..oh! I know its blue! And fast-ish.."
"god almighty"
Jeremy threw his hands up "okay, car talk with you isn't going to go anywhere"
Angel innocently raised her arms in defense.
"you know that she's a danger magnet?"
"what? Just 'cause I brok four fingers, had a few concsions, and am a wrestler doesn't mean anything!"
"what about your lap? Do you know that she" he said pointing to her "nearly flipped the car!" a clip showed as the Lacetti drove on the two side wheels. "you could have gotten a few broken bones!"
"hey, been there, done that! it's my first track experience! Might as well make the most of it, I even did a whole lap on two wheels" she argued.
"you could have got killed!" Jeremy shrieked.
"I told them to send one of the 'car' guys here, but nooo! They have to send Angel" she rolled her hazel eyes.
"You flipped the damn car!"
"no, Almost remember? I wanna see what you would do in the ring" she challenged
"okay subject change, again, Stig was sitting next to you when you almost flipped the car correct?"
"Yeah he was, good guy you have there"
"wait, he talked!"
"yea doesn't he do that to everyone?" she cocked her head to the side.
"The Stig everybody is not Mute!" Jeremy announced.
"he even took his helmet off!"
she said smugly. Jeremy looked seconds away from a heart attack
"he's also a good teacher, but I'm better" Angel winked then clarified "I think they have a clip" she looked over to a camera man who raised his thumb as the footage came on screen
Angel was Wrestling Stig on the grassy patch in the track, finally sweeping his legs making him fall. Then she smoothed her short skirt before waving to the camera.
"and that happened when"
"before I rolled the car over" Angel nodded
"So you did roll the car over! Just a question, don't bodyslam me, how many cars did you go threw?"
Angel fidgeted holding up five fingers, looking the other way "four? about the rolling over the car..Almost well, it was a hard curve and I was jetlagged and stuff" she motioned around
"this and Jetlagged"
"yea, We arrived at the airport when Stephanie told me I have to guest star here, not any other guy with an obsession with cars, so Mike drove me off here while he went back to the arena to a house show that I was supposed to be in,by the way, then they toke me out in the track" she counted off on her fingers then added "I also had to drive in this skirt!"
"in this skirt?"
"and heels" she chimed
"so you driving Jetlagged, with a skirt and heels on add to that that you a wrestler, that's a lot to write down " he concluded
"yea pretty much," she nodded, her brown- streaked pink and blue – hair bounced. "and I match the car"
"and she matches the car" Jeremy threw his hands up.
"who wants to see her lap?" Jeremy added
the crowd cheered their yes as the footage rolled.
The car started up to a fast start "that's a good start" Jeremy commented
the car speeded along the first few corners
"I hope this doesn't give me helmet hair" Angel commenter looking forward.
"it's a weird Helmet!" Angel defended as the crowd laughed.
"going through Chicago, in between the lines yes!" Jeremy commented
"it looks so slow!" Angel said looking at inside car-her
"that's it, it looks slow but it's actually fast. Going through hammerhead"
"this is where the car almost flipped" Angel commented.
the bright car made its was threw Wilson's bent flawlessly
the camera flipped back on her "Ahh!" she yelped as she went through the next corner
"coming into Bacharach! WOW now that's fast!" Jeremy commented as the car "swooshed' next to the tires.
weird music suddenly blasted in the car.
"Stig" Angel in the car seethed, narrowing her eyes, making the crowd laugh.
"you know I toke these out during practice too" Angel Chimed in.
"threw Gambon," the back tires slightly flew as the car crossed the finish line.
the crowd cheered again as Angel saluted them.
"Angel " Jeremy said grabbing the clip board.
"remember: skirt, heels, jetlagged, first time on a track.." she trailed off, making him laugh.
"you did it in..where do you think you are?" she leaned forward to take a better view.
"as long as I'm above a minuet 50 I'm good" she nodded to herself
"Angel, you did it in..a minute" pause
"comone!" Angel said clasping her hands by her lips.
"and forty-"
Angel breathed out
"Forty-six point One!" he announced as the crowd gasped (along with angel), and clapped for her
"that puts you above Michael Sheen and Gordon Ramsay!"Jeremy continued, placing the name in its place.
"that means that I'm number six!" Angel clapped happily
"and our fastest Diva!" he reminded
"I'm the only diva" Angel rolled her eyes standing up along with Jeremy
"ladies and gentel men, ANGEL!"
He Hugged and swung her around making the camera men dive to avoid death by stilletos and held her on the air.
"Jeremy!" she said annoyed, sweeping his foot somehow making him slip and drop her.
Angel huffed as she stepped around Jeremy as she blew kisses to the crowd, took her Belt and stepped off the Stage. She stopped to high-five Hammond, before disappearing in the crowd