A/N: I hate guys like this with a passion. Also, any real world overlap is completely coincidental (except for Legend_Of_Zara, who is me, and his assumptions are, not only sexist, but 100% wrong)
Hi, I'm James Carter, but you probably know me as JC_Epicness_ 666 from NuclearGames, a gaming channel me and my friends Evan and Sean made. We have 2,594,279 subscribers that watch us play, Minecraft, Halo, Portal, Shootmania, Assassins Creed, and even once Goat Simulator.
This is the story of how me and Sean got our buts kicked in the Hunger Games. On our own server. By a girl. Well a team of girls.
I'll admit it, I've been classified as "sexist", but it's not my fault. Gaming rightfully is, has been, and will be male dominated. I just try and keep it that way.
I was logged onto the (very popular) Hunger Games server that we have. The game didn't lag usually, but running the server uses a lot of memory. The game loaded, Sean, Evan and I made an alliance (duh), as well as a few of our YouTube friends. We avoided the Bloodbath, after all, we knew where everything was.
We were about to pitch camp by a lake, in an area covered with trees, perfect for camouflage, but we saw a girl, two actually. _WiseGirl, and . They didn't look bad, they were girls after all , but even in pixels these two looked lethal, taking out two of our allies.
At night, another two jumped out of a tree, taking Evan and another YouTuber out. Legend_of_Zara and Pxpxr_ were their usernames. Please, anyone who thinks Zelda is an actual game- she's probably like 6 and loves Frozen. She's probably never even played it, and thinks Zelda is disney. I mean neither have I, but I don't really like that RPG scene.
She's- attacking me. She robbed our chest. I glanced to the corner of my screen. My hunger was low, but I couldn't risk going out to get food. Her strategy was good, but not good enough.
Despite the danger, I walked outside. I spotted an entrance to a camp. On my way, I picked up a stone sword, pretty decent. It helped me take out the "guard" who'd obviously paused the game, n00b.
Inside, I don't find a chest, or loot of any kind. I just see Wise Girl and Reyna from earlier, fully armed and ready to attack.
I tried fighting them off, but I shouldn't have to. Anyone who tries to disobey us on our own server gets badmouthed to the entire internet.
I'm the end they won. Fair in square. I dreaded logging on to YouTube the next day.'
Man, that was short!
Valete, My Queens!
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