~Sorry this chapter was so short. Next Chapter I promise will be super long, Amy is coming up! Enjoy!
It was bright and early the next morning and Sheldon was overjoyed. He couldn't quite pinpoint the reason why but he just was. He got out of bed and looked at his clock. "6:15 perfect timing as always!" He sighed. He walked out towards the kitchen and stopped when he noticed Sadie his perfect homo novis daughter pouring herself a quarter cup of two percent milk into a bowl of cereal. "Goodmorning Sadie." he proclaimed walking over to the cereal. "Goodmorning Father would you like me to leave out the milk?" Sadie asked setting it down. Sheldon poured himself some cereal and grabbed it off the counter. "Yes, thank you. Why are you awake at this hour that most people refer to as... excuse my language "ungodly"?" She picked up her bowl and walked over towards his spot and sat down on the edge to save room for him. "Well, I always wake up and get the same breakfast to watch Doctor Who." He put the milk away and sat down next to her. "I love Doctor Who too!" Then he picked up the remote and started Doctor Who.
About two episodes of Doctor Who later… Leonard walks out of his room in his robe with a frown on his face. "You guys are awfully loud some people were TRYING to sleep!" Then he went to his board to pack his stuff for the new microchannel-plate electron multiplier project he recently started. He looked at his bored and then turned to Sheldon. "Sheldon I told you my math was right and that I DIDN'T want you touching it!" Then he threw his hands up frustrated, and Sadie figuring that he was done talking turned off the tv and faced him. "I cannot lie to you Leonard, I fixed your math since it was embarrassingly wrong and not even close to right." Then Sadie looked at her father sitting next to her and smiled. "I didn't mean to get you in trouble for fixing his mistake, it was bothering me so I fixed it." Then Sheldon smiled too. "It's ok, it quite frankly was bothering me a lot too, and I'm glad you fixed it. Leonard was wrong to assume that I was the one who did it anyway he didn't even take into account that you are also a theoretical physicist and could have solved it as well." Leonard crossed his arms. "Sadie I know you are new here but we don't usually fix other people's mistakes no matter how wrong they are and we definitely DO NOT call their mistakes rude things in front of their face." Sadie straightened up on the couch. "Yes well I don't lie. So as most people say nowadays "deal with it"! Alright Leonard." Leonard walked over to the kitchen and started making coffee rubbing his head and mumbling inaudible words. Sheldon stood up and walked to the kitchen and set the bowls in the sink. Leonard went to get milk out of the fridge for his coffee and then glanced at the time. "Sheldon why didn't YOU wake me up sooner I have to get to work! Unlike you who has several vacation days stacked up ready for use I have none and need to work." Leonard whined. Sadie walked over to Leonard holding no expression on her face. "Leonard you need to lighten up. Stop acting like a baby. And stop blaming my father for YOUR blunder. And go to work." Then she put her hands on her hips waiting for the inevitable complaining he was going to do. Leonard straightened up. "I am NOT blaming Sheldon... why would I listen to you anyways you're just a kid?" She then frowned and gave Leonard a death glare. "You clearly didn't listen to my topic sentence maybe I should make it so you understand better. LIGHTEN UP AND STOP WHINING!" Then she stomped her foot and pointed at the door in anger. Leonard looking confused at the young brunette ran to his room in a hurry to get ready for work almost tripping as he stumbled to his door.
A couple minutes later there was a knock on the door. Sheldon stood up and opened it to reveal Penny, Bernadette, and Howard. "What are you guys doing here at this hour, Don't you have work?" He inquired. Penny pushed him out of the way and walked in. "No we don't, besides we wanted to prove something to Bernadette." Sadie stood up and walked over towards them. "Hello again Howard and Penny what brings you to this abode so early in the morning?" Howard smiled and looked at Bernadette. "See I told you she's real! This isn't a prank, now do you believe us?" Bernadette looked at Sadie and opened her mouth shocked, she quickly recovered though and started circling Sadie analyzing her. Sadie looking confused sighed and looked at Sheldon for assistance. "Father why is this foreigner analyzing me? It is quite uncomforting and it is quite rude." Bernadette squinted her eyes and stopped analyzing her. Before Sheldon could answer Sadie though, Bernadette spoke up. "Aw darnit she is Sheldon's daughter!" Then Sadie smiled. "Well yes, if that's all you needed to know you could have just asked instead of analyzing me like I was the microbes theory."
Bernadette held out her arms in between her and Sadie in a sort of hugging position but she was clearly very careful in not touching Sadie. "What are you doing Bernadette?" Bernadette took a deep breath. "Well, I would hug you but knowing Sheldon you most likely have huge OCD and you probably have this thing about germs, so I am giving you an "air hug" so I don't touch you." Sadie nodded and stretched her arms out in the same position. "Thank you for your consideration most people don't understand my aversion to hugs and I am gracious for your gratitude."
After a few more seconds Sadie dropped her arms. She cautiously grabbed Bernadette's hand and lead her to the couch and sat down next to her. Then she grabbed out hand sanitizer and used it as quickly as humanly possible. "Bernadette social convention dictates that I offer you a refreshing beverage and let you aimlessly ask me random questions about myself." Bernadette gave Sheldon a death glare and then nicely looked at Sadie. "I'm good but the questions on the other hand i'd love to ask. I know the dramatic story from last night so first tell me why your mom picked that name?" Sadie crossed her legs on top of the couch and noticed that the others were standing near the door staring at them trying to listen in. "Before I answer that first I assume you mean my name considering how outright the question was asked and second… you guys, come sit down over here now!" Sadie demanded in a harsh tone causing Howard to jump and Penny and Sheldon to rush right over and sit down. "Ok, well my last name is a no brainer she picked Cooper because she thought it practical to name me after my father. My middle name is the same as my father's if you didn't notice. This is because she said that she knew that I was going to be another Sheldon. My first name on the other is a different story my mother states that ever since I learned to talk my bluntness to speak the truth was filled with sass which is what Sadie means." Bernadette nodded and before she could ask another question she was cut off by Sheldon. "I don't understand why bluntness to be truthful is sassy, if anything it is honest and should be encouraged not shamed." Sadie smiled. "Yes, thank you father. I tried explaining that to her many different times but she always said that I was being rude. I doubt that knowledge and honesty is rude, correct me if i'm wrong father, which I never am but didn't the Erwin Schrodinger say that "The scientist only imposes two things, namely truth and sincerity, and imposes them upon himself and other scientists."" Sheldon smiled. "Yes Sadie you are correct, but that doesn't astonish me. It hardly even fazes me since I already know that you are very ingenious." Bernadette whistled to get everyone's attention and they all stared at her shocked at the tiny fierce blonde. "Alright next question let's get down to business! I heard that YOU think you are superior to MY Howie, and that YOU needed to make fun of him for NOT having a doctorate! Well tell me this have YOU EVER taken an IQ test before? Because Howard has and he has an IQ of about 157." Howard smiled at Bernadette as Sadie stared straight at her surprised with her eyes wide. Howard waltzed right up to Bernadette and Penny smirked. "Bernie we got her! I can't believe we got her." Bernadette gave Howard a frown. "I...I mean you got her. I can't believe you got her." "Yeah that's a first we hardly ever surprise Sheldon." Penny exclaimed. Sadie started blinking again and smiled. "Sorry I am not a fan of yelling so it took me a second to comprehend and get myself together. Yes Bernadette I have taken an IQ test multiple times although I don't believe that any test could ever really measure my intelligence. I have an IQ of exactly 190, if you were wondering." Sheldon laughed at Howard. "You really think you could beat any progeny of mine on an intellectual level, her knowledge comes from me and you can't even beat me." Howard frowned and sat next to Penny. "But you weren't talking and you looked surprised. How did you change emotions so quickly… I thought… But I thought… I thought we had you!" Bernadette glared at Howard and he jumped up holding his hands out in a defensive position. "I mean you… you almost had him not we… you." Then Sadie stood up and walked over towards Howard and patted his shoulder. "There, there it is OK." She said in an almost robotic voice. Howard stared at Sadie and put his arms down at his sides. "What are you doing?" Sadie began patting his shoulder again. "I don't know how to quite help people when they are emotional but I am trying to console you for losing to me." Howard walked away from Sadie and sat down back next to Penny. "It's fine I don't need to be consoled. It's not a huge deal after all." Sadie walked back over and sat down with her father on the couch. "What do we do now?" Penny said upset now that the drama was over. Sheldon scooted closer to Sadie. "Well me and Sadie were just about to watch another Doctor Who before you so rudely interrupted us." Sadie nodded and turned the TV back on. "We could watch it with them but you should tell them the rules before we start it." Sheldon nodded. "Very well, if you must watch it with us you have to know the top three rules, no getting up during Doctor Who, it is rude and causes unneeded noise. No eating during Doctor Who because it is passed the allotted time to eat during TV. And lastly never talk during Doctor Who because I want to hear everything going on in the show and not about your personal lives that I could care less about." Everyone nodded at his strange and unusual rules and they Started Doctor Who for the second time that morning.