I hate being stuck on this hell hole of a planet. Pan **ing Dora, they should call this place hell but that's being nice. I live in this ** city called Opportunity. All I do all day is go to school and praise Jack, which is something I hate.
It's boring as hell. So, can you blame me if I, you know, broke some statues of the Handsome Jackass. I mean he's dead now (hell yeah) but that was then.
Once upon a time I worked with four people. They called themselves Vault Hunters. So I pointed them in the direction of some constructer and then helped them. I haven't seen them since, well, until now.
All I hear is the wind around me when I almost slip off the tallest building in Opportunity. I summon my who knows what animal. It could be a he or she and it's like a bird-lion. I summon it; we'll just say it's a male, from a magic card I found.
Anyway, he gave me a poster that said Vault Hunters needed. A huge grin spreads across my face and I immediately head inside to grab my things.
"You little **, get over here now. You're grounded girl!" My mother yells at me the second I come in. The flier was in my hand for the whole world to see. My card starts to rumble and I pull it out.
A wolf-iguana suddenly pops out of the card. I've never saw a creature like that.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" My mother screams before faintly. I only grin and quickly grab a duffel bag of my stuff. I also grab my sniper that I had been working on, and of course, a pistol.
A couple of minutes later I was getting ready to fast travel my way out of Opportunity, probably with a good twenty thousand bucks. Thanks mom! (She was a horrible mom anyway).
"Hell, I'm going to have fun!" I yell. The second that left my mouth, 10-20 Hyperion bots appear. All of their weapons aimed at me. I just put on an awkward grin as I picked a location and fast traveled.
"The freaking Highlands! What else can go wrong?" I scream in disgust. A big bandit technical goes by and an arm flies out the back, then it hits me. I'm not really sure if I should be disgusted or not.
I finally just throw it aside and walk away when, once again, something horrible happens. Threshers and Stalkers are in an all out battle and I'm in the middle. Badasses were everywhere. I know I'm boned at this point.
Automatically, my hand went to my pocket and I pull out my card. The design changed. It was now a bear dinosaur thing. I throw it and what came out was on the card. It charged in and ripped everything to shreds.
I just sit near the Catch a Ride laughing my ** off at how all those badasses are getting ripped to shreds. The carnage of the battle sounded so satisfying. When it was over, my creature went right back into the card.
The BT (that's bandit technical) came back for my way and five people hopped out. There was a blue haired chick, a red head that looked around my age, though probably 2 years younger, and a man in some kind of suit, a soldier, and a dwarf.
"Have you seen an arm fly by pretty?" the dwarf asked in an accent and winked.
"Hit on me again and I break your skull. And yes, I saw an arm. But, since you threw it at me, I hid it. So beat me in a duel and I'll tell you midget!" I challenge him.
He was obviously angered by my words. The blue haired calls him Salvador as she trys to calm him.
"Let's go puta! I don't care if you're a **ing girl! Come on!" He pulled out two assault rifles and started unloading near me and on me but, my shield I designed just eats the bullets up. My card comes from my pocket.
There's another new design. It looked like a shock dragon. I let it go and a dragon comes out of the card.
"No killing" I tell it. All it does is nod and Salvador is suddenly pushed back 50 feet with his shield depleted. I take out my sniper, and without even looking, I shoot two holes through his ears.
My dragon comes back to me as the blue haired girl shoots him a couple times. Salvador wobbles back to the car. Everyone stares at me in disbelief.
"You guys heard of this vault hunter recruiting" I ask nonchalantly lifting the poster.
"Yeah, we run it. Names Maya, the girl over there with the mechanical arm is Gaige. And the man you beat the hell out of is Salvador. Solider over there is Axton and the quiet one is Zer0" Maya says after a few moments of shock.
"Did you make your shield and gun" Gaige asks. I nod "I want to mentor her!". Another voice suddenly comes over her echo. It shows the name as Mordecai.
"You and I both little girl, we'll both train her." Mordecai says but Gaige just pouts.
They take me to Sanctuary and I am instantly shown to a training facuilty. They give me a quick tour which I enjoy. It was really pretty.
I met Mordecai. He's apparently a beast master, like me. Well, at least that's what I'm also called. He has Bloodwing Jr, I don't know what happened to the first Bloodwing though.
He's a beast master because of Bloodwing Jr, and I'm one because of my card. Gaige pulls me away from Mordecai offering to help me fix my equipment. She also introduces me to DeathTrap.
When we were done, I just wondered around. That's how I met Jackal, but that's a story for another time.