Christan

Out of everyone to go on a mission with, I get stuck with Micheal, the annoying twit. I sit in the middle of Oasis while Micheal is talking with Shade (pretty sure he's a gay pedo like Herbert).

"Give me yer money!" I hear a pirate yell as he runs up behind me. I turn and pull out my delfier and his face melts off. I immediately turn to Micheal. He looks like he's blowing up stuff with an RPG.

Then I turn again and he's on the ground shooting an assault rifle. I turn again and there again is Micheal. Then suddenly, they all disappear.

"Son of a bitch! I'm gonna pimp slap your shit head, you stupid fuckers!" Micheal screams. He's obviously had some chocolate. A blade suddenly flies by my ear.

"Focus idiot." I hear Alpha say in my head. Right, focus. I say to myself and pull out my rapier when an anchor flies towards me.

"Holy fuck!" I duck and it flies over my head.

"Big pain comes in small packages, bitches!" a small guy yells at us. Gaige suddenly comes over my echo.

"Not the best time Gaige!" I yell dodging more anchors.

"Whatever. Lift the Echo up to Sand Man A.K.A Midget" Gaige says with a smirk.

"bitch!" Sand Man yells hearing Gaige's voice.

"Hey fucktard, didn't we kill you like 3 years ago?" Gaige taunts with a smirk on her face.

"New you bitch!" Sandman yells as Micheal runs up to me.

"Hey Mike, I'll take out the midget." I say watching Sandman and Gaige still arguing over the Echo.

"Why? It is because you want revenge for him calling Gaige a bitch? Because you love her?" Micheal asks in a taunting tone.

"I swear I will break your face into tiny pieces" I threaten

"Fine, my glasses recharged. I'm ready." He said

"Set." I smirk

"GO!"

Micheal runs out like a lunatic and duplicates. His copies grab swords from dead pirates and they also take out SMGs rushing into battle.

"Prepare to die shit head!" They all yell at once. "BURN ALL THE BABBIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!."

I just face palm. Then I pull my bow from my back and start shooting my arrows. I hit a pirate and fire explodes everywhere.

"Yo ho ho!" a cursed pirate screams as he runs up to me.

"Now stupid" Alpha says.

"No need to be a dick." I mutter killing the pirate. I groan as my skin turns black and I fall to my knees. Crippling pain runs through me but I stand and run out. I fall to the ground my mind buzzing like crazy.

"Alpha, What the fuck?" I question painfully.

"Honestly, I never thought this would happen." Alpha replies

"What the hell are you talking about?" I question again.

"You're splitting"

"Is that bad?"

"No. you're two different people in one person."

"Should I be worried?"

"No. But you might have two things in your head now"

"fucj!" I yell and looked up. A white figure with wings appears next to me "Who the hell are you?"

He responded with a simple shut up before explaining himself. "I'm your angel, demon. And I'm here to help to help you now. Don't get your demon ** beat up. Because Imma beat it.

"Oh God, what the ** have you done?" Alpha asks.

"Don't blame the kid Alpha. It's you Alpha dear." The angel replies

"Dear? The…" He was cut off when we got shot at by a revolver.

"No time for chit chat. Let's go!" I yell and run into the crowd attacking anything in sight until I spot Sand Man. "Hey midget! Let's go!" I yell.

He looks at me and smirks. I run at him.

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Micheal

My adrenaline pumps through my veins, well that and candy. My clones have an awesome thought.

"Let's do it!" We all say. I run in front of Big Sleep.

"Hello fatty!" I yell then I jump through a sewer drain. I blink being able to see through my clone's eyes. All I can see now is Big Sleep getting the crap beaten out of him. I take out my Slagga and start shooting through the pavement.

There's a giant crash and Big Sleep falls through the floor. I send my thought to the clones, fucking ninja turtle time. Since we all have a sword and his shield was already down, we manage to fuck him up real good.

"Hahaha! You like that asshole!" We all yell. My clones suddenly disappear.

"Well shit". I mutter as I am lifted up by the neck. I desperately try to pull the bastard's big meaty hands off me. "Let the fuck go of me asshat!" I scream but my struggles are in vain. "Christan, help needed please" I choke out. I hear Salvador come over the Echo.

"Hey hermano, need some help?" Salvador asks.

"Hurry up and send some back up, or I will eat your babies"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm coming." He mutters.

"Am I going to have to shank a bitch" I mutter then look at the fat bastard.

"Ok. Back to you big guy. I'll give you ten seconds to let go of me, ten, nine…" I blow his face up with my shotgun. "I got bored." He stumbled back letting go of me.

"You're cordially invited to a shotgun to the face bitch, now imma shank you. Play times over hehehehehe." I take a knife and stab him in the face "Eat it son."

"We're here!" I hear Maya yell holding up her Hellfire. I looked at her with a smile.

"Well, nice of you to join us. But, we're done here. Let's just go, because if I don't get held back, imma smack a hoe" I say. Maya rolls her eyes and I smile again.