A/N: Chapter Five: This is purely meant to be funny... Again XD I got the idea from a challenge my twin did the other day and it was just to funny to pass up XD
Chapter Summary: When Aunt Cass grounds the boys to their rooms, they pass the time by having a dare contest. First person to chicken out looses!
I Triple Dog Dare You:
If any of his friends asked him what happened, then Tadashi would have said that everything was his little brother's fault. If anyone asked Hiro what had happened, then he would probably agree with what his brother had said, only he would have added in his own shit eating grin when admitting to it. Either way, both boys found themselves in trouble that day, and both were now grounded to their sides of the rooms for the rest of the weekend by Aunt Cass, who had somehow figured out that the boys had gotten her cat stuck to the ceiling while she was out. Needless to say, she was not at all happy.
"Hiro, this is all your fault..." The older of the two siblings muttered, groaning softly at the thought of all of the valuable lab time he was currently missing since he was grounded.
"Yeah, pretty much." Hiro chuckled, idly spinning himself in his swivel chair as he spoke.
"Its because of you that we're grounded off of everything!" Tadashi added, getting up suddenly from his bed and going to his little brother. "Do you have anything to say for yourself?"
"Nope. Cept that it was funny and well worth it." Hiro replied, pouting suddenly when his brother stopped his chair from spinning.
"I'm missing time in my lab because of you! And wasting even more of my time stuck in this room with you." Getting Hiro to feel guilty for his actions was not a strong trait of Tadashi, but he was willing to try.
"Then lets do something so we're not wasting time." Hiro suggested, suddenly jumping off of the chair and turning to face his brother.
"Like what? All of my projects are at the l-" He was cut off suddenly by a wave of Hiro's hand.
"Not that kind of something. I was thinking something more along the lines of a game." Hiro laughed, going over to his bed where he kept his lock box full of the money he won from his bot fights. "And to make things more interesting, lets say you and me bet some money on this?"
"That depends on what game it is." Tadashi frowned and folded his arms over his chest, the mature side of him not wanting to take part in a money bet, but the older brother side of him thinking that the money could be of help for later on.
"How about a dare contest?" The little brother wiggled his eyebrows idly, taking out a couple of bills from his box and waving them about near his brother. "It gives you a chance to get back at me for the whole grounded thing."
Tadashi stopped, thinking for quite a bit on if he should agree to this or not. On one hand, he could get back at his little brother and end up getting a nice amount of cash out of it, but on the other hand, Hiro could dare him to do something so horrible that he would end up loosing money. Still, he did like the sound of that first part, so with a nod, he hit his pockets and took out his own amount of money and held out his free hand to shake on it.
"Deal. First person to crack looses." With that, Hiro accepted the shake and the game officially began.
The money was quickly collected into one pile and put between the two brother's as they sat cross legged on the floor and began to think up their first dare for each other. Once ready, they gave each other a nod and Tadashi opened his mouth to speak, but was cut off by Hiro once more.
"Hey, why do you get to go first?" Hiro pouted, clearly not liking that idea.
"Because I'm older and I want to get back at you." Tadashi replied, frowning at being interrupted.
"I think we should flip a coin, you know, just to be fair." Hiro suggested, about to reach for a piece on top of their money pile, only to have his hand stopped by Tadashi.
"Maybe we should use a different coin. Just so you don't end up stealing it from our pile." He smirked, noticing his brother tensing up from the accusation.
"What? I would never do something so underhanded. I just want to be fa- Okay fine, why don't we just do rock, paper, scissors?" Hiro muttered, balling his hand up into a fist to begin.
The short game ended in Tadashi: 1 and Hiro: 0. With the starter decided, Tadashi smirked and looked slowly around the room for something he could use for a dare. Meanwhile, Hiro was trying not to pass out from lack of air as he held his breath in anticipation.
"I dare you too- drink that half bottle of orange juice on your desk." Tadashi smirked idly, and continued to smirk even as his brother cracked up.
"Thats it? Drink orange juice? Easy." With that, Hiro stood up quickly and went to retrieve the bottle, not noticing the expiration date on the side of the bottle.
He took just one sip of the drink without thinking, his face suddenly paling as he did so, and flinging the drink quickly away from his person as he began to cough and sputter violently from his gag reflexes attempting to keep the drink out of his system. It had definitely gone bad, probably weeks before the game actually began and Hiro just hadn't noticed until this very moment. Tadashi by now was on the floor, laughing his arse off at his brother's reaction.
"Gah! Okay, now its my turn!" Hiro choked out as he spit into his wastepaper been in an attempt to get the taste out of his mouth. "I dare you too lick the sponge in our bathroom!"
"Ha! Which one?" Tadashi stopped laughing instantly, realizing that he probably shouldn't have asked this.
"The one we use for the toilet." Hiro replied with a smirk playing on his lips. "And you have to lick it from one side to the other."
"Hiro, there is no way I am doing that." Tadashi muttered, getting up quickly and folding his arms.
"Then you loose the game." Hiro reminded him, about to collect the money on the floor.
"Wait! Okay, I'll do it..." Tadashi sighed, going to the bathroom to get the sponge.
Unlike Hiro, he hesitated to complete his dare, closing his eyes whenever he attempted to do it. Meanwhile, Hiro watched with a bright grin on his face, and soon exploded into a fit of giggles when his brother actually licked the sponge and then dropped it as if it had burned him. With a sound of disgust, Tadashi rushed to the bathroom and washed his mouth out with any kind of toothpaste and mouthwash he could find. When this was done, he returned to his brother with another dare.
"I dare you to do the rest of this game with a wet towel on your shoulders." He replied, tossing an already soaking towel at his little brother as he did so. "I've taken the liberty of preparing this one while I was in the bathroom.
"Tadashi! This one is freezing!" Hiro whined as he put the towel on his shoulders and already felt his skin beginning to freeze.
"I am aware of that." Tadashi replied, taking his place back on the floor. "And now its your turn."
"I dare you to wear your hat for the rest of the game." Hiro said, only then to quickly add. "Covered in Icy Hot."
Determined to win, Tadashi pour Icy Hot on the inside of his beloved hat and plopped it onto his head without a problem. Now the games had really begun, and each brother took on a poker face as the dares began to rain down on both of them.
"I dare you to stand on your head for the rest of the game." In an instant, Hiro was on his head with the towel still on his shoulders.
"I dare you to climb the TV antenna." Of course, since they were still grounded to their rooms Tadashi couldn't do this one and they had to think of a new one. "I dare you to stand on your head also then."
"Piece of cake." Tadashi smirked and stood on his own head with little ease because of his hat, which was now beginning to burn his head. "I dare you to close my sliding door while still on your head."
"Now thats just cruel!" Hiro gasped, feeling pressure on his face from the head stand as he attempted to walk over to the door on his hands and close it, which he eventually did. "I dare you to slap yourself across the face!"
"Well I dare you to hop on one hand for the rest of the game." Tadashi challenged, slapping himself once and smirking as his brother attempted to do the challenge.
Hiro grunted in pain as he began to feel dizzy from the blood rushing to his head and the pressure of all of his weight being placed on his hand. With a deep breath, he had to make this last dare count or else he would surely lose this battle of dares. Looking up at his brother, he smirked as he thought of the most perfect dare to end all dares.
"I dare you to sing everything you say for the rest of the game."
Tadashi paled, and not because of being on his head. Slowly, he curled his knees up to his chest and rolled right ways up and turned to his little brother with a rather annoyed expression on his face. Taking off his hat, he admitted defeat by tossing it aside and getting up from his spot on the floor, watching as Hiro sighed in relief and dramatically fell to the floor before groaning in pain.
"You know I don't sing." He muttered, picking up the towel from his little brother and beginning to wipe the Icy Hot out of his hair.
"I know you don't." Hiro cracked up, getting up to gather his spoils. "Except when you think that you're alone."
"Shut it." Tadashi muttered, even as a chuckle escaped his lips. "Whats told in confidence can't be told to anyone, remember?"
"Right, but since you didn't tell me that you licked a toilet sponge, I will be telling all of your friends about it." Hiro smirked, stuffing the money in his jacket and rushing towards the bedroom door as his brother jumped at him.
"You wouldn't dare!" Tadashi yelped, pulling himself off of the floor as he got up and attempted to go after his little brother.
"I did dare, and I won because of it!"
Hiro laughed until he was red in the face as he rushed out of the room, knowing that his brother was to much of a good nephew to break his punishment early, and actually leave the room.