Oh my god it's been a while since I posted... I'm so sorry for the wait! I won't give away too much, but let's just say there's funny and fluffy stuff! Also, I forgot to mension this earlier I think but I can't take all the credit for writing this. My friend Evaline Silverveil (Go check her out!) helped me write this. So half of the credit goes to her.

I do not own DGM or any of its characters. They all belong to Katsura Hoshino.

Enjoy!

Chapter 5

I very slowly walked out of the room, the long skirt of the dress kinda hard to walk in. Blushing deeply, I stood in front of the vampire. "S-So?" I looked away timidly. "H-How do we look...?"

"You look, like a woman…" Krory said a bit awkwardly as he stared at me up and down in my dress with my fake breasts and facial makeup and my heels, not to mention that gorgeous- I mean demeaning mani-pedicure I got... My blush deepened slightly. God this was embarrassing... Though I had to admit… I loved how my nails turned out… Blood red with a pretty black flower on the tips with nice silver lining… Jasdevi. Stop it. Devit groaned. Right… Sorry… I coughed awkwardly.

I glanced up at Krory who I found staring at my chest. My eye twitched slightly. Seriously? "Quit being a pervert, vampire. You know perfectly well they ain't real." I rolled my eyes, turning away from him. He blushed.

"S-sorry… Th-they're hard not to stare at…. They're p-pretty big…" He snickered. My face felt like it was on fire. Seriously?! He coughed awkwardly and looked away with a deep blush.

"W-We're going to go try and learn how to walk in these heels..." I muttered, starting to slowly walk. Dammit this was impossible! He began helping me balance as I walked… Dammit how did women walk in these. I blushed slightly as the vampire helped me. "M-Maybe we c-can wear normal shoes? The dress is so long that no one will see them anyways." I offered hopefully.

"Jasdevi, the style is high heals with the dress, you'll stand out in a bad way if you don't… Just try going heel to toe." Krory offered. I whined softly. This was bullshit… He helped me walk the way he told me to and it got so much easier from there. After a very long time, it seemed as if I'd gotten the hang of it. I grinned in accomplishment.

"I FEEL SO FUCKIN INVINCIBLE!" I laughed, struttin my stuff in these heels like it was nobodies business. The twins both burst out into laughter in my head and I couldn't help but join them. I felt AMAZING. Krory let out a soft chuckle at my actions. His chuckle turned to laughter as he laughed with me.

Once we calmed down, we decided to go outside for a bit. Might as well test out the disguise. Krory and I walked outside and I walked with swagger in my heels. Now I was the same height as my vampire. That felt awesome. To hide the discoloration in my hair, I'd also decided to wear a hat. But it was a lovely hat so I didn't mind. Hopefully this was enough to not get recognized.

"So what do you want to do now that we're out here?" Krory asked. I shrugged slightly.

"Explore?"

"Alright." He shrugged. He took me to many fascinating places. I had lots of fun. It was much more fun than just going alone... For some reason, there were lots of men that gave me compliments and some even wolf whistled at me. Krory seemed to get rather frustrated at it, and I did too. But I was very shocked that it bothered my vampire. Once, he even wrapped his arm around my thin waist and pulled me closer to himself when a man wolf whistled at me. It made me feel something strange. It was a good feeling but I had never felt it before... It made Jasdero and Devit gag. But I ignored them for the time being and enjoyed the sensation. Maybe I'd make them split and force them to spend time with Krory... so they'd stop that. But I think they'd probably kill him... or at least Devit would... or perhaps they'd just reform stubbornly... but I'd have to try. Maybe in a while I would... I wanted to just spend the next few weeks alone with my vampire... Jasdevi... why the hell are you acting so... gay? Devit asked slowly. Cause he is! duh! hii hii! Ew GROSS! Devitto groaned. Shut your mouths! I shouted. I'm not gay! I quickly added but the words I said stung and something in me told me it was a lie. You keep telling yourself that. Hii! It's true! I'm not! I know I'm not! I... I can't be! I protested. They both rolled her eyes. Another man wolf whistled.

"Fuck off!" Krory cried out angrily, pulling right up against him. I blushed deeply when he did this. GAY Devitto said. SHUT IT! I heard Devitto laugh hysterically in my head. My eye twitched. Stupid Devit... Krory growled at another few men, keeping me in his grasp until I got home. And even when we got home he didn't release me.

"Um... you can... let us go now.."

"O-Oh yeah.. sorry..." he muttered but his reaction disappointed me for some reason... the thought of him saying something like 'but I don't want to' had given me a feeling of hopefulness which he just crushed with his timid behavior. I blushed at the thought. Maybe... maybe the twins were right... Maybe I was... NO. I wasn't. I couldn't be! But... with the way I've been acting recently... I couldn't be...

"We're gonna take a shower..." I muttered to Krory. I needed time to think. Krory nodded. I left his side and went to the bathroom. I removed my clothing and hopped into the warm shower, thinking about the events and my behavior. The water soaked my hair as I thought. It felt nice to have some time to think by myself. I wasn't gay... I couldn't be... I could NEVER be gay. I knew this for a fact! Or at least I was pretty sure... I stepped out of the shower and realized I forgot spare clothes... shit... I looked around for some coverage and found a towel. Why does Jasdevi deny the truth? Hii! Jasdero asked curiously. Why can't you be gay? Because it's unnatural. Everything about it. I replied. That's a dumb reason. Dero pouted. It's not. I said stubbornly. It is. Devit pointed out. Says the homophobic I snorted, rolling my eyes and tightening the towel around my waist. shut up Devit muttered. I grumbled softly and walked out of the bathroom, humming softly to myself as I headed to the wardrobe and then I pulled out a pair of boxers, and as my towel dropped so I could pull on the boxers, Krory walked into the room and stopped dead OH MY GOD! Devit practically screamed.

Vampire covered the lower half of his face, turned around, and just walked out with wide eyes… Now both of us were scarred for life. I felt like slamming my face against the wall. The twins were having a melt down inside my head. I quickly pulled on my pants and gulped slightly. How was I ever supposed to talk to vampire ever again?! God this was embarrassing. Why did this have to happen?! Oh dear god... why me?! I pulled on male clothes since I wasn't going outside for the rest of the day and sat on the bed. I groaned and lay down. What was I going to do now... I wanted to talk to Krory. But how would I be able to now that this happened? I clenched my fists. I had to face him like a man. And... hope he didn't bring it up... Maybe I'd wait for a few hours first... but then Krory walked into the room...

"Uh... Jasdevi... I... I've gotta tell you something..." He muttered. I knew it,he's gonna betray yoooouuu! Devit said even though Krory hadn't said a thing. Hush. He hasn't said anything. I scolded.

"Y-Yeah?"

"I'm... I'm in love with... someone..." He muttered.

"And... you're telling us this... why?" I frowned.

"I... need advice on how to tell the person... I'm... I'm not good with communicating..."

"And what makes you think we are?" Devit spoke through my mouth.

"Cause you speak your mind out better than I do... I'm... I'm a quiet person..." Krory muttered. I tilted my head slightly, thinking. For some reason... I felt disappointment...

"Well id start out by getting them some chocolate... then Id go to them... and tell them that I love them and id tell them what I love about them, pray that they say that they love me too and then i'd kiss them..." I muttered.

"Thanks jasdevi!" Krory said before quickly leaving the room. A pang of heartache troubled me. Why did I feel this way... what was this feeling...? It was awful... I didn't like it one single bit. Jasdevi's in looooooovvvveee Jasdero giggled happily. N-no I'm not! I cried. 'Krory and Jasdevi sitting in a tree. K.I.S.S.I.N.G!' They chanted in unison.

"shut up!" I shouted aloud. I blushed deeply as the twins laughed. God... how much longer would they torture me? This actually went on for another hour until Krory came back. He was holding something behind his back. "How'd it go?" I sighed.

"I... I didn't do it yet..." He muttered.

"Well what are you waiting for...?" He paused.

"nothing" he muttered before taking out a heart shaped box of chocolates and giving it to me. "J-Jasdevi... I... I love you... you're... you're not like anyone I've ever met... you're kind... sweet... especially for someone with your past... I've never had anyone be as nice to me as you are and... I... know you're probably just gonna take the chocolates and leave... but... but I really do love you..." Krory muttered, his body was shaking and he was avoiding my gaze. My cheeks turned deep red. W-Wait a second... "I... I understand if... if you don't share my feelings..." He whispered. "It... It was a long shot..." he muttered softly. I suddenly threw my arms around him and hugged him tightly. Maybe... Maybe the twins were right... He seemed shocked, but he returned the hug. "D-do you love m-me back?" He asked. I nodded slowly.

"Yes... I do..." I whispered. He pulled apart to face me, his face lit up with delight and relief. He then proceeded to crush his lips against mine. Pulling myself closer to him, and ignoring the twin's gagging sounds, I returned the kiss. I felt his arms push me onto the bed as he kissed me. The blush on my cheeks impossibly deepened. I could feel one of his hands explore my body, resting on my hips. oh my god ew! Devit gagged while Jasdero was having a mini breakdown. I could feel Krory's fingertips gently stroke my hip bone as he gently nipped my lower lip. Dun do it Jasdevi! He's gonna take your clothes! Devitto cried. However, I barely heard him, too wrapped up in the moment to care. The vampire's legs straddle my waist and his hand cup my face as he took dominant position. A small smirk stretched my lips as I wrapped my arms around his shoulders. He returned my smirk and lowered his head, beginning to kiss and lip at my neck. I let out a breathy sort of noise, leaning my neck back. But when he got to a certain spot I felt a moan shove past my lips and hips buch. That's when the beast in Krory was released, he attacked the soft spot on my neck and grinded his hips against mine. The moan came out louder then before as my spine arched from his actions. Pleasure shot up my spine causing blood to rush to my head... heat rose in my stomach, face and lower regions. My hands tightened around him.

Suddenly, Krory sank his teeth into the soft spot in my neck, causing my eyes to haze over and a tremor to run over my body. Sensations that I'd never felt before ran through my body. And it felt so good... The twin's cries of disgust were drowned out by my moans. Krory got a wild lust filled look in his eyes, but he stopped everything. I looked at him, my cheeks flushed.

"Do you want to continue further?" Krory asked. Panting slightly, I gave him a small nod. "Are... are you sure? Because... if... if I start... I... I won't be able to stop..." Krory said, unsure. Don't do it! Don't!

"I'm sure..." I murmured. Are you deaf?! We said no! Devit cried in a panic. Hush and go to sleep! I shouted. The two seemed to flinch. Krory nodded and found my soft spot again and began to suck it roughly. I let out a loud moan, my cheeks blushed deep red. I suddenly felt his hand leave my cheek... it rubbed down my body lower... and lower... and lower... my grip on him tightened with anticipation. I felt his hand begin to rub me through my boxer shorts. "Ah~!" a moan broke past my lips.

"You like that don't you...~" He purred, his breath like fog against my ear. A shiver ran up my spine from the feeling of his breath. He rubbed harder to get a response.

"Y-Yes~!" I moaned out my response to him, my breath coming out in pants now. He smirked and kissed down my chest and down my stomach, taking my boxers off with his teeth. My face was probably as red as a tomato by now.

"You're so adorable..." the exorcist breathed, climbing back on top of me and using his knee to rub me. My back arched from pleasure, hands gripping the sheets beneath me. We continued on like this for another few minutes before he stopped and sat down beside me. I panted heavily, looking at him. he looked right back at me as if he was waiting for me to do something... But I didn't know what... I think he realized that I didn't know what he wanted from me, so he told me to remove his clothes. Blushing slightly from embarrassment, I sat up slowly and carefully began removing the man's clothes. Then he crawled back on top of me... "Are you ready?" He asked.

"Oh hush and get on with it." I pouted, pulling him close.

"Beg." He smirked, getting a bit cocky. Beg? But I was impatient! "Beg..." He repeated. "Or I'll have to leave that sexy firm ass of yours untouched." Krory purred.

"You... son of a bitch..." I muttered, blushing deeply. "Please?" I tried.

"I can't hear you~" He sang.

"Please!" I cried. He considered it but then smirked widely and shook his head. A whine of displeasure made it past my lips.

"I guess I can just go to bed, these pleads are kinda a turn off." Krory teased, though I could tell he was lying due to obvious reasons.

"If you take my right now, I will let you drink my damn blood." I pouted. "Now please~? I need it~!"

"I only drink Akuma blood dear..." He purred.

"I bet mine's better~"

"C'mon... just beg like you mean it." Krory pouted, before giving me a devious squeeze. I blushed. How was i gonna do this... I gulped in embarrassment and choked down my pride and dignity as he rubbed my lower region.

"P-please vampire~ Please take me~ I n-need it...~" I tried.

"Almost there..." He purred. I couldn't take it any more! I needed him bad!

"Please Krory~! I need you so badly~!"

"Alright fine," He pouted before he took my legs and put them over his shoulders.

My whole body fucking hurt when I woke up. That had been a bumpy heavenly ride... I didn't feel like moving... for a very long time... I could still feel Krory's entangled with mine and the twins were practically whimpering from the trauma of having to watch this whole thing. I felt a bit guilty for shouting at them yesterday. I wanted to apologize to them but I was too tired right now... Nuzzling up to Krory, I tried to fall back asleep. I was tired but it was hard… I was too sore... God why'd he have to be so damn rough... not that I didn't like it. I had asked for it... I soon managed to fall back asleep.
I woke up later still sore, but Krory was gone. I sat up and looked around in confusion. Where was my vampire? I stood shakily and got dressed. I looked around and decided he was probably in the kitchen. But before that, I had some business. Hey... um... guys...? What…? I heard Devitto's scarred, irritable voice. Sorry... about yesterday. You scarred us for life! Dero's gonna have nightmares! Jasdero whimpered loudly. Look I'm sorry! Human contact has been pretty rare for me and, you know what, I am gay! No shit sherlock! But seriously, you couldn't have waited a while cause you two did just start dating… I think... I was... kinda in the moment. I let out a small nervous laugh, rubbing the back of my neck. But he's not here! How do you know that he didn't just use you!? I winced, faint memories flashing in my head. He didn't... I whispered. How do you know? Devit challenged. Because I just do! Okay?! I don't trust him and you shouldn't have given yourself to him! He's probably just in the kitchen... I have a feeling he's gonna ditch you eventually. He's not! I refused to believe him. The vampire was different... different from... I quickly shook my head to keep back the memories. Vampire loved me... he said he did... I know he did... he's not that kind of guy... Hey Devi...? Yeah Dero? Let's split... What?! Excuse me? I do NOT want to split. I dont want to be anywhere near vampire after last night. Devitto growled. But Devi, if we split, we can judge the vampire personally. Dero and Devi can figure out if vampire really loves Jasdevi or if he's playing him. And then Dero and Devi kill him if he is. Devit and I were silent for a few moments. That was probably one of the smartest things he's ever said. I like the part about the killing... He said considerably. Wait, hold on-! Then it's decided! Dero and Devi split and judge vampire! Hii! Do I get a say in this! I cried. Nope! Devit laughed. Then before I knew it, they forced me to split and I was now in their heads. Dammit! I groaned.

"Ow!" Jasdero's big golden eyes welled up with tears. "It hurts! It hurts! Dero's body hurts!" He sobbed loudly. Devit groaned and held his pelvis and face planted into the pillow with a groan of agreement.

"I... can't move my legs..." He groaned loudly. Dero whimpered. "God dammit Jasdevi..." Devitto grunted, squeezing his eyes shut.

After a while, when they both calmed down and their bodies quit aching, the twins stood shakily and peaked out of the bedroom. Krory wasn't home yet... he wasn't even in the kitchen which caused me to grow scared. Devit smirked widely and was about to say a triumphant comment, when Jasdero found a note on the counter. Not being able to read it by himself, the blonde gave it to Devit to read aloud.

"I'm going on a quick mission for the order, I'll be back this afternoon and I'll be sure to buy more food. There's breakfast in the dining room for you. See you soon. Signed, Arystar Krory III." Devit read softly. "And there's a heart after his name." I felt myself shudder with glee. My vampire was going to be back later! And he wrote a heart after his name! ADORABLE! Devit grumbled and crumpled up the paper, tossing it away. No! Pick that up! It's got a heart on it! I cried. "You're way too soft. It's just a stupid piece of paper." Devit said, rolling his golden eyes. Jasdero had gone to the dining room, peeking back into the kitchen a second later.

"Devi! Devi! Food!" He giggled happily.

"Wait food?!" Devit's short attention span was caught by the word food. The blonde nodded and Devit ran into the dining room.

"Food!" They said in perfect synch. They started choking it down as fast as they could. I facepalmed and shook my head slowly.

Hours later, the twins were sitting on the couch boredly. Jasdero had dozed off on his brother's lap and Devit was twirling his gun. His thoughts were on where to shoot my vampire that would kill him better. Please stop it with the shooting stuff. I sighed.

"Nah its kinda my thing, the fangirls love it." Devitto smirked reminding me he was straight. I rolled my eyes. I'm pretty sure he's gay if I'm gay... but I wasn't about to bring that up. The door suddenly open and Devit's attention was caught. Krory walked in with a tired groan.

"Jasdevi... I'm home." He yawned. Devit cocked his revolver.

"Shut your face vampire, my brother's sleeping." Krory blinked in surprise. He'd obviously been expecting a loving welcome. But nope. He got the Devit welcome. The ravenette looked back at Dero, putting a hand on his blonde head. "We're here to see if what you said to Jasdevi last night was true." Devit said, just loud enough for the vampire exorcist to hear. "And if you're just playing him..." The revolver was pointed at him. "Bang. Get the gist?" Vampire nodded timidly and gulped. "Now... as part of the test." Devit cleared his throat. "Go make me a sandwhich."

"E-Excuse me?" Krory asked in confusion.

"You fucking heard me." Devit growled. "Go make me a sandwich. And add extra meat." Devit added. The vampire sighed and went to the kitchen. Devit snickered softly. "I could get used to this." He smirked. A yawn came from Jasdero and he sat up slowly, rubbing his big eyes. "hey Dero. Good nap?" The blonde nodded sleepily. "Vampire's back." Devit said boredly. At this, Jasdero seemed to snap awake at once.

"Where?"

"He's making me a sandwich." Jasdero blinked a few times, before bursting into a fit of hysterical laughter. Devit laughed as well.

"Dero's gonna go see. hii hii!" Jasdero hopped to his feet.

"Have fun." Devit sighed, laying down on the couch and putting his feet up. The blonde giggled happily and ran to the kitchen, peeking inside, his angler light swaying slightly on his head. Krory was making a sandwich, but seemed a bit fearful about what to put on it. Jasdero snuck up behind him and suddenly popped up from under one of his arms.

"Devi likes ham! Hii!" He said happily.

"Jesus!" Krory yelped in surprise. The blonde twin pouted.

"No. Dero." He poked Krory's cheek. "Silly vampire. But Dero feels honored by the label." The blonde added with a slight giggle. He then looked at the sandwich. "Dero wants to help. Hii!"

"Alright." Krory chuckled.

"It needs... marshmallows and hot fudge!" He giggled.

"What?"

"Marshmallows and hot fudge!"

"How bout we put that on ice cream instead... I think your twin will shoot me if I put it on his sandwich." Krory said with a slight chuckled. Jasdero giggled softly.

"Probably."

"Is there anything like cheese or sauces he likes on these?" Krory asked Jasdero. The blonde tilted his head slightly in thought.

"Dero and Devi like ketchup!" Krory chuckled and nodded, applying ketchup on it. "That's it." Jasdero giggled happily.

"You sure?" Jasdero nodded, leaning his head backwards to look up at the vampire. "Alright, now let's give this to your grumpy twin," Krory sighed. The childish twin let out a hysterical sounding giggle before slipping away from Krory and going back to Devit. I could hear Krory chuckle softly as the blonde walked away. Well... at least Jasdero was being nice to my vampire. Devit however...

"The fuck took ya so long vampire?" He asked, pointing his gun at Jasdero's head.

"Wh-why are you pointing your gun at his head?! Isn't he your brother?!" Krory asked in alarm. The twins looked at him, then looked at each other, then back at him. There was a short silence... before both twins burst into laughter. "W-what's so funny?" Krory asked softly. The twins didn't answer him. All that happened was Jasdero taking out his own gun and pointing it at Devit's head. Now both had a gun to their head and they were grinning widely. "S-Stop that! That's not f-funny!" Krory cried, and when the twins didn't, Krory confiscated their guns.

"Hey!" They shouted in unison.

"You won't get these back until you both learn how to be nice to each other!" Krory said. If I was in a physical form I would have face palmed.

"We always do that! Besides, if we shoot each other the only thing that'll happen is us merging!" Devit said exasperatedly.

"Baka Kuketsuki!" Jasdero pouted.

"I'm not taking risks!" Krory cried. "I don't want to lose Jasdevi because of you two shooting each other in the head." He said. Both sweat dropped.

"But..." Devit started.

"That's how Dero and Devi merge..." Krory sweat dropped as well.

"Well your still not getting them back cause this one keeps threatening me with it!" Krory cried to cover up his embarrassment as he pointed at devitto. Jasdero's eyes got bigger and sparkly and welled up with large tears. He stared at the vampire with his huge teary pleading eyes. "D-don't cry!" Krory said, shaking his hands in front of him. I felt bad for Krory having to put up with them... Jasdero began to cry loudly, having a tantrum like a three year old. "O-okay f-fine take y-your gun!" Krory cried to silence the blonde shoving the blonde's gun towards him. Jasdero calmed down slightly, hiccuping. The blonde then took his gun and giggled happily, his tears instantly leaving his face. Poor Krory had fallen for Jasdero's most famous trick... fake tears... Devit snickered softly. "You don't get yours." Krory frowned at Devit.

"Oi! You ain't my mom!"

"I don't care. You're in my house so you live under my rules and my word. What I say goes and if I say you don't get your gun, you don't get your gun." Krory grumbled glared at him. I felt myself snicker. Yeah you tell him vampire! I laughed in the twin's heads.

"Shut up Jasdevi!" Devit blurted out before quickly covering his mouth.

"Jasdevi?" Krory asked quickly. "Can he talk in your heads? I want to talk to him!"

"And how the hell do you plan on doing that?" Devit challenged. "Only we can hear him!" Krory flinched. Be nice to my vampire!

"But Devi... he can-" Jasdero started before Devit quickly covered his mouth.

"He can?" Krory asked hopefully. The blonde suddenly licked Devit's hand.

"Ew! ew! Yuck!" Devit cried, removing his hand from Jasdero's mouth and wiping it on his shirt.

"Jasdevi can use Dero and Devi talk!" the blonde said quickly.

"God dammit Dero!" Devit snapped. He stuck his tongue out at devit. I laughed inside the twin's heads triumphantly. Devit tugged lightly on Jasdero's hair as punishment. The blonde whined in protest and pouted, the corners of his stitched lips pulling downwards. He could be really cute at times. It was rather amusing. Krory looked between the two of them as if trying to figure out what their deal was.

"Well… Uh… Can you merge or whatever you do…?" He asked slowly.

"No!" They said in unison.

"Why?" He pouted.

"Cause we haven't judged you yet." Devit said.

"Oh c'mon I made you a sandwich!" Krory pouted.

"So?" Devit shrugged.

"So I gave you foood." he said with a pout.

"That's not enough." Dero pouted.

"But, I just wanna be with Jasdevi… I miss him." Krory muttered.

"We're not merging until we can trust you." They said in unison. Krory sighed sadly. I muttered angrily under my breath. I crossed my arms over my chest, I wanted to cuddle with my vampire. But the twins refused to merge. I growled softly wishing they weren't being so stupid.

The next few weeks, the twins continued to 'judge' Krory. They actually just forced him to do many demeaning things for him. But eventually... I noticed a change in their behavior to him. Devit was still an ass but more like the way he was with me, and Jasdero became more clingy and giggly around him. They also got really upset if he left them for too long. 'Now can I see him?' I asked one day.

"I don't know..." Devit said slowly.

"Dero and Devi wanna spend a bit more time with him. Hii!"

"I don't… But I don't know if we can completely trust him." Devit said. Oh come on! I whined. "Fine…" Devit groaned. I grinned widely as they pointed their guns at each other's heads, took a deep breath and began singing. I didn't even pay attention to the lyrics, but just as they shot, something grabbed them as they formed into me and pain shot through my head. The moment I was a solid being, I gripped my head in pain, looking around in alarm, the pain hit me again and everything went black...

Looks like we're leaving off on a cliff hanger. :3 Mwahaha. Tune in next time to find out what has happened to our wonderful Noah of Bond! Au re voi!