Oh my gosh! I'm really excited to post this chapter, even though I only got a couple dares from one person. But hey, I don't mind, if you have fun, that's all that matters! With that out of the way, let's go! And um, I'd like to know how my show compares to others story and dare-wise. Please tell me!

"Alright we're back!" Panda cheered. "I can't wait to open up all these dare that I have! But first..." Panda clapped her hands and a warp pipe popped out from the ceiling. "And just in case..." Panda moved over a large waterbed. "This should stop them. Okay folks, listen carefully." She put her ear towards the pipe and hear voices faintly coming from inside.

"AHHHHHH! Where are we going?"

"No clue!"

"Why did you even jump down here?"

"I heard the cry of a lone sparkle cat!"

"Mabel, that is the worst excuse ever."

"I agree with the kid, you should only jump for money."

"Or food!"

"I'd jump anywhere for you mah Mabel!"

"AHHHH! Gideon, so gross, so gross!"

The group landed on top of a large pile of pillows with a thump. Dipper groaned and looked up at a smiling Panda.

"Hey, there... Are you okay? I've got Pitt Soda in the fridge if you want it." In response, Dipper slumped lower and lower. A dare show. He should have known. It would now be filled with bad grammar, stupid dares, and embarrassing questions.

"I know that feel, Dipper." Panda cracked open a can and took a long, slow sip. "I told the people who can dare that they can't do anything crazy like twincest, or whatever. And our grammar here is pretty good, I swear. As for the questions, they're few and far between here." She pressed a remote and the group was placed into seats. "I got things to do, people! Chop chop! I got a nice dare from Niwana that I want to get through with! Bill, front and center!"

"Let's see... They want some fanservice, right? I can provide." Bill laughed as he transformed into a man without a shirt.(thankfully, he had pants on...)

"GYAAAH! Bill, put some clothes on! What kind of pervy person do you think I am? Honestly, she just wanted to see you in a pink dress and wig running around screaming that you are a ballernina. Cheezus crust, man!"Panda ran offstage and grabbed a dress and wig from the costume room and threw it at the startled dream demon. "Gideon, take the recorder and we'll watch the reactions at the end. Oh, and have the song 'Happy' playing in the backround so I can see him throw confetti."

"What? Why does I hahve to do it?" Gideon moaned. "I was hopin' to spend tahm with mah Mabel!" At this point, Mabel stepped backwards and stumbled into Robbie.

"Hey, watch it!" He glared at her. "I just got these shoes!"

"Oops!" Mabel apologized quickly. "I'm so sorry Robbie."

"Moving on..." Panda looked down at the list of dares sent in and smiled. "Dipper, I'll give you a list of big words to say, and you have to figure them out, okay? Oh, and while that's going on, Mabel, Niwana has a friend who wants a sweater from you. I have the requirements right here." She handed a small sketch to Mabel and the list of words to Dipper. Mabel quickly looked over the list and bit her lip.

"Panda, I don't think I can put that on a sweater. Who would wear that?"

"Niwana's friend, apparently." Panda shoved the needed materials into Mabel's hands. "Now go, young sweater maker! Go forth and make so many sweaters!"

"Okay..." Mabel sat down and began to knit.

"Now Soos, you have to lick your elbow, or eat your pants. Lick your elbow." Panda pulled up a full body picture of Soos and pointed to his elbows. "Just lick here."

"Okay dude, but isn't that cheating?" Soo looked at Panda curiously.

"Nah, she said to lick your elbow, and you're doing just that." Soos nodded and hesitantly licked the picture.

"Now Wendy, I have a dare for you..." Panda leaned in and whispered something into Wendy's ear and she nodded.

"Man, that's easy. I'll do it." She walked over to Robbie and smiled. "Hey Robbie, want to go out again? I think I made a huge mistake breaking up with you."

"Seriously?" Robbie jumped to his feet, a large grin breaking out on his face. "Where would you want to go for the date? I know a couple resteraunts that would totally be cool-"

"In your dreams, Robbie! Happy late April Fools, idiot!" Wendy laughed and sank back into her seat and Robbie stood still, dumbfounded.

"ROASTED!"Panda jeered before staring back at list of dares.

"Okay Stan, do you want to take this dare on? It's kind of dangerous..."

"I'm ready!" Stan cracked his knuckles. "I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?"

"Okay, you have to burn all your money in a campfire." Panda read aloud to Stan, whose face now paled ten shades and his knees began to wobble.

"All... my... m-m-money...?" Stan fell backwards onto the waterbed with a loud thump.

"Umm, I guess I'll just do it with you guys? I mean, I got s'mores and all so..." Panda clapped her hands and a large warp pipe appeared. "To Stan's secret money stash!" Panda jumped into the pipe and grabbed all the money she could, throwing it to the other side to the pipe and into a large, but controlled fire made by Wendy.

"Thanks Wendy, probably couldn't have done this without you." Wiping her brow of sweat, Panda grabbed a pack of marshmallows and Smersheys chocolate bars from her backpack.

"Now, who wants s'mores?"

The entire cast (except Stan, Bill, and Gideon) raised their hands happily.

'Maybe this won't be such a bad dare show after all.' Panda thought excitedly.

So there we go! The first chapter and first dares of the show! Hopefully, I can get a little more dares from others, but please tell me what you think. Next time, we see Dipper use big words, Bill put on a happy dance show, and Mabel's sweater for Niwana's friend! Also, a surprise guest makes an apperance! Please remember to PM me for dares, and nothing to crazy or with songs in it.