Hey, I'm just updating this, so I can get it out of the way for some big things going on... Anywho, please please please, REMEBER TO PM ME YOUR DARES! If I continually have to remind people, I just will have to ignore the guests. So, if you have an account, please PM me, and if not, you can sign up for free! Anyway, on with the story!
"All right!" Panda smiled as she chewed on the last of her smore. "It seems we have to just take a look at Bill's little dance routine and then I have to get Pacifica in here for some questioning... Bill, get your triangle shaped butt over here, it's time for the premere of 'Bill in Dance Action!' Gideon, roll the film!"
"Rollin' the film!" Gideon called out. The room went dark as music began to fill the air. Bill went walking through the streets, occasionally piroetting and grabbing random people's hands to tango with them.
'Cause I'm Crappy, clap along if you feel like a room with two roofs... Clap along if you feel like happiness ain't the truth. Cause I'm crappy, clap along if you think that's not what you wanna do. Cause I'm crappy, crappy, crappy.'
"Gideon, this is the wrong song..." Panda facepalmed and Gideon simply shrugged.
"This was the only thing I could find that wasn't the song. Copyright n' all."
"Okay. Hey, is Bill trying to do the tango with a raccoon?" Panda looked back at the screen to see Bill trying to pry an angry raccoon off of his tutu, and he was screaming at Gideon.
"Star, get this... THING... off of me! Now!"
"First off, it's Gideon." A burst of laughter came from behind the camera. "And this is hilarious! Why would Ah ever wahnt to? Besides, I might get mah hair dirty."
"When we get back I swear..." Bill was cut off with the raccoon jumping at his face and he stumbled back into the woods.
"I'm cutting the tape now, so we don't all die of laughter." Panda rapidly bagan typing at the computer and let out a sigh of relief.
"Finally uploaded it! Now we can't take it down unless I say so! Ha!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Bill roared, his regular shade of yellow now turning a deep shade of red.
"N-nothing!" Panda replied quietly laughing. "I just kinda sorta uploaded it to YouTube... Anyways, we have to ask Pacifica a question, so we need her on the set!" Panda snapped her fingers and a large purple pipe appeared and out popped Pacifica, landing on the floor with a thump!
"Hey, now that you're a part of the show, I need to ask an official question? Who would you rather go on a date with, Dipper or Dipper?"
Pacifica scoffed. "What's the difference, they're both lame losers in the end."
"Glad to see someone gave you an attitude adjustment." Panda rolled her eyes and smiled. "Anyways, thanks for reading! As I aks, dares and questions must come in from PM! The authoress thanks those who have read this and supported her! Bye for now, folks!"