I woke up to the sound of a alarm clock that was now ringing in my ears. "fuckin' hell mate" I turned off the alarm clock and looked at the time on it, 8AM of course. I Put on my leather jacket and walked out into the room we call the living room, its a real fuckin' mess in here, i desided not to walk in actually, because i really dont wanna find out whats inside. haven't been inside the living room for a while because of the state its in. I saw Manic getting a pepsi from the fridge. "hey manic, pass me one" I called out, SMACK! i felt a pepsi can collide in the side of my head. "there you go Kaleb." scourge then walked out of the room. "ow, SCOURGE YOU ASSHOLE!" I yelled out while laughing a little. I picked up the pepsi can and i made the big mistake of opening it because it sprayed all over me. "ah FUCK!" I drank the pepsi and walked over to where scourge was. "Hey scourge, ima gonna go outside and cause some chaos." Scourge then shook his head. no you aren't" he said in reply. "why not scourge?" "What do you fuckin' think man? the blues will probably nab you!" I was gonna say something then i remembered. "oh yah right." "if your gonna go outside, im me or manic are comin' with you" he then grabbed 2 guns off the desk and threw one to me. I caught it and it was a 44. Magnum. I shook my head and gave it back to scourge. "I already got this one." and i showed him the desert eagle that the girl threw me. "holy fuck man, ok then!" We then walked out to the stair way that lead us to outside...

I opened the door to the smell of an abandoned warehouse and me and scourge walked out into the streets of robotropilis, I looked to my right, there was someone running from the cops. I looked to to me left and someone was stealing from an old lady. "same as usual eh scourge." I looked at him and he looked at me with a smirk. "Yep, no different than it was when robotnik first came to mobotropilis." we started to walk down a alley way were we saw a lone blue walking threw, we just kept walking and when we got close enough, scourge then desided to attack him. "HEY!" The police officer yelled at him and got thrown into a wall. scourge then smashed his foot into his face several times until his head was nothing but mush. the body then fell over and blood and brain matter fell onto the ground. scourge then searched the body and found100 dollars. "who carries around 100 dollars in this part of town?" 'the same person that is as dumb as this guy." Scourge then got up and we carried on down and onto another street...

as we were walking down the street, scourge told me to wait here, because he was gonna go and get something. As i was waiting around, I heard a female scream. "HELP ME!" I ran into a alley way where The same girl that i saw yesterday was being arrested by sonic. "You sold that man drugs, i saw you." sonic said as he was cuffing the girl. "NO I DIDN'T! IM INNOCENT!" she said as she struggled to escape but couldn't. "thats what they all say." sonic cuffed the girl and was turned around to face me, thats when my heart stopped, im on the lamb. Sonic looked at me and took a look at a wanted poster. I was on it, he smirked and looked up. "your on the lamb buddy, looks like your coming with us." I just stood there. "well, you still haven't cuffed me yet, so you really cant stop me." I smirked and reached into my backpocket. Sonic then grew aggitated. "I wouldn't say that if i were you." He then threw the girl down onto the side of the building. Thats when i became mad. I charged at him and pulled out my gun and started shooting at him, with his fast, he was able to dodge the bullets. I threw my gun to the side and attacked him using my fists. When my fist connected, his fist would connect to, this went on for a while when I smashed my fist into his stomach, making him throw up. i took this opportunity to kick him in the face and throw him into a building. I reached for my gun, thats when i realized that i threw it onto the ground cause it was out of ammo. I then felt a bullet go through my arm as sonic shot at me several times. I took cover behind a dumpster until i heard a clicking sound. I ran at him, using his speed, he loaded the gun again and shot at me again, this time, 3 bullets hit me in the side, arm, and shoulder. It hurt like hell, but something was keeping me going, I then smashed my fist into his face. causeing him to puke up blood. He then reached for his radio and called in for back up. When he was finished, he then looked up to see me pointing his gun at him. "heh." I smirked, He then closed his eyes waiting for t to happen, But when he opened his eyes. he found his arms and legs cuffed with ducktape over his mouth. He then saw me and the girl running away from him, He looked down, to see a note. it read "some cop you are." Sonic then sighed in annoyance to the taunting note i left him...

As me and the girl reached to another alleyway, we desided to stop since we ran quite a bit. as we calmed down, we sat down. "My names Rose." I looked up to see Rose smiling. "My names Kaleb, Kaleb the hedgehog." I reached for a cigarette in my jacket pocket. "Did you actually deal drugs to someone." her smile faded away. "Yes, the oly reason is because is that i have a mental brother that i take care of, and since were very poor. I'll do anything to get some money. And i mean anything." I was gonna open my mouth until she put her finger over it and got really close to me. "yes, including that." She then kissed me on the cheek. "thanks for saving me there." I blushed a little. "No problem." trying to act natural. Rose looked at me and giggled. "you wanna hang out sometime?" "s-sure." I tried to hide my blush. "when do you wanna hang out?" I was trying to think of a place we could hangout until scourge came around the corner. "KALEB! WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!" I was frightened a bit by him popping out behind the corner. "Dude come on, you can make out with your girlfriend later." thanks alot asshole, i was not pure red. Rose saw this blush and laughed a little. "Just hold on a second scourge." I turned to face Rose. "how about Thursday at are hideout?" I asked. "Sure, I love going there." I then ran off to were scourge was waiting. "Bye Rose!" I waved to her. "Bye Kaleb." she waved back to me and I saw scourge with a wide smirk on his face. "sigh, seriously dude? Aren't you a little young to be getting girls?" He asked with a laugh. "No, besides, you told me you first had sex at age 13!" Scourge then blushed as some people looked at us. "Kaleb, please don't make me kill you!" I laughed a little as we walked back to are hideout...

to be continued!

alright! so i finally got a new chapter out for this fanfic, and your probably asking yourself *for those that actually read up until this point* when the fuck is the next part for Life of crime gonna come out?! and yes i know, its been so long since i got the next chapter up but dont worry! its still being worked on! but thank you for reading! Kaleb the hedghog SIGNING OUT!