CHAPTER TWO

Piper Chapman could not help the yelp that came out of her mouth.

A quirked eyebrow was the response that Piper received.

"Wha- what are you doing here? What do you want?" The flustered blonde squeaked out.

"God, it's nice to see you too," Alex said sarcastically. "Last time I checked this was a bar so I'm having some drinks with people."

Piper looked around and saw a group of girls at a table that she presumed Alex was with. Anger flared within the blonde, "Are you ever going to grow up and find a real job instead of finding girls to turn into mules to do your dirty work?"

"Excuse me? There were no complaints when I took you all over the world, but the second shit got real- "

"You put me in danger!" the angry blonde spat out.

"You loved it. You were just this boring little girl from Connecticut, who wanted to feel special and bad."

"Don't turn this around on me-" Piper yelled. She was about to let Alex be reacquainted to the temper the brunette claimed she had when they were together, when she was interrupted.

"Hey, my beautiful fiancée. Everything ok, Piper?" Piper, while still staring at her ex-lover, coldly said, "Yeah, honey everything is fine. This lady was just leaving. Why don't you go order a drink, Larry."

Alex rolled her eyes and went back to her table in the worst mood ever.

Larry? What kind of name of Larry?! She's seriously with that short, weird looking, sweater vest wearing loser? Alex had also noticed the ring on Piper's ring finger. She's fucking engaged. Alex concluded Larry was a loser just by looking at the size (or lack thereof) of her ring. Alex's anger only heightened when she thought back to that terrible day eight years ago when her mom died and Piper fucking left her. Fuck Piper Chapman. Her plan tonight was to continue drinking until she forgot she ever ran into her ex-lover.


Alex woke up with the worst hangover. The pounding on her door only made it worse. "Who the hell is it?!" the brunette screamed out.

"Open the fucking door, you giant! I'm about to pee on your door step!"

"Fuck you, Nicky!" Alex groaned while getting up to open the door for her loud and obnoxious best friend.

"You look like shit, Vause." Nicky said while running into the bathroom.

"Thanks, asshole."

"Man, you haven't overdone it with alcohol in years, what the fuck happened."

"Piper fucking Chapman happened."

"Oh shit. Spill Vause. Wait, feed me first and then talk. Mama's hungry."

"I don't know why I'm friends with you."

"Because I've put up with your bi-polar ass for eight years so shut the hell up and make me some food!"

After feeding the beast that is her friend and recounting her night, the wild-haired girl burps and asks, "Do you want me to beat her up? Go Tonya Harding style on her knee? She fucked you up all those years ago and I don't want her to do it again."

"No, calm your tits. It's not like I will see her again." Last night was just a total fluke.


AN: Thank you guys for encouraging me to continue! It means a lot to me :)