Waluigi made a swift exit from Blalex's house after she said yes; he didn't want to give her a chance to say no. He didn't take the door out, instead he jumped out the hole in the wall that he made in chapter 1. About ten minutes after he left, Blalex started to move the bricks from the wreckage, looking to see if her mail man friend was under them, sure enough, he was. The mail toad lays before her in the dusty, debris filled area that looks like an "Extreme Mushroom Makeover" gone horribly wrong. Despite having lung cancer and being crush-ulated, he found the strength to stand up and dust himself off. Blalex decided to help him dust off, but before she could ask if he was alright, she saw it, there was a brick half inside the back of his head. Toads don't have blood, but they do need the brain in their head to be functional if they are to live. Blalex couldn't help herself, she reached out and poked the brick, "OHAUAHAUAH!" exclaimed her toad friend all of a sudden as he took a ninja-like pose. He then slowly went back to his normal stance and turned around to look at her, "OH, HELLO!" he yelled, always with the yelling, his doctor said that would only make the cancer worse, maybe he also has brain cancer and can't remember that he isn't supposed to yell. Blalex gave him a pat on the back and told him to go to the hospital, he agreed that it was a good idea and he left her. Fixing holes in the wall isn't really hard, all you have to do is throw the bricks back at the wall and they magically reform into a workable wall again, but Blalex was too lazy, I mean busy. She was far too busy going back upstairs into her bed room so she can make a few posts. What kind of posts? Tumblr and DA posts about having someone to go to the carnival with; she even got a few notes and messages this time, though nothing worth actually reading.
Waluigi had never talked to a girl in his entire life, before Blalex. To his pleasant supprize, they are actually easy to talk to. He takes up a nice, genie inspired strut after he gets far enough from Blalex's house that he can feel safe that she wont see this dumb strut. He feels good doing it though, natural, like he was made to walk this way all the time; it was liberating in a way. Though he didn't strut for more than two minutes before he realized that he had no idea what to do on a date. A cold sweat ran down his fore head as that realization turned into a full on panic, "WAAAAAHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!" was the only noise he could make as he broke into a full on sprint back to his house. When he gets home, he calms down a little, pouring himself a nice cold cup of bean coffee and cream. It always soothes him, and the small stat increase was always welcome. It really gave him time to think of who to ask for help; despite the wall of manliness that Waluigi emanates, he isn't afraid to ask for help. But who to ask? Mario and Luigi are busy, and they don't like him very much, Bowser and his minions don't really talk to girls unless they steal them, so that's out. Who could he ask? Waluigi's main friends are Wario and a bunch of bob-ombs. There was that one toad, what was his name? Yea that's what happens when you befriend a toad, guess that just leaves Wario. Waluigi pulls out his mushroom phone, but before he can dial Wario's number, the phone starts to vibrate in his hand. Caller id identifies this caller as Wario, Waluigi lets out a nice, low, well deserved wahi as he pulls the phone up to his ear. "Wahit are you up to Wario? I wahis just about to call you," he is talking extra casual, though it's all a front, he hates to ask Wario for things and he is dreading every second of this as bad build up. "Eyhhh! How have you been? I've missed you, it gets lonely stealing all these WAAAAHHHlets with troopas and goombas," Wario bellows out, he thinks phones make you quieter, Waluigi has learned to hold the phone away from his head a few inches when he talks to Wario. They trade a few more formalities and a couple code words, Wario has a knack for code words, he likes to know he is talking to the right person. After that though, Waluigi cuts right to the chase, "So, how do you pick up the ladies?" His voice cracks and shakes a few times as he asks that, and through every painful failure of his voice, he cringes.
Wario isn't exactly the smartest man in the mushroom kingdom, but people only say that about his book smarts. As it turns out, Wario is a master mind in his trade, he gives Waluigi all the best advice , "Girls love it when you waahlk with them and talk at the same time" Waluigi makes a questionable groan noise. Wario shakes his head a bit, his neck rattles a little when he does that, Waluigi hears the rattle through the phone, "I'm telling you man, wahy would I lie about this?" Waluigi ponders that for a moment, but before he can finish his thought, Wario talks more. "You have to flip out your wahhhlet for her to see how rich you are, girls love rich guys," which was the advice Waluigi expected to hear first, though what Wario says next really catches him off gaurd, "You can borrow my wahhhhhhhhlet if you need a thicker one." Wario's wallet? That has to have at least ten thousand coins in it at all times, Waluigi would like like a straight gangsta pimp og with that in his pants. Would Blalex like that though? She lived in a simple house, that can only mean she is really humble and reserved, or that she is poor and wants more. Waluigi starts to wonder the odds of both sides, thinking it's not fifty fifty, but before he can turn down the offer, Wario says in a stern tone, "I insist that you take it for the date, you can even spend some of my money if you want."
Wario hung up after that, not giving Waluigi a single chance to say anything more. His usual hog is already revved up in the drive way, waiting for his garlic scented pants to hit the seat. As Wario mounts his bike, T. James waddles up to him, "So I hide in the wallet right?" he squeaks in his cute toad voice. Wario nods and pulls out his wallet, the best way to keep a wallet fat and full is to make it have infinite space inside it. Wario picks up the small toad boy and stuffs him into the wallet rather painlessly, T. James shrinks to the size of a penny as Wario folds up the wallet and puts it back in his barbecue sauce encrusted pocket.
Blalex calls all her friends, the one friend, the mail man. He is in a hospital bed, the next room over is a brain surgery room being prepped for his upcoming surgery, but before it starts he is aloud to have a phone and use it. For the first few minutes of the call after they say hi, Blalex gushes about Waluigi and how great he is. After that the call just goes back to their normal banter, until mail toad asks, "HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON AROUND?" Blalex never leaves the house alone, and since she only has one friend, that doesn't make for much outside time, no she hasn't seen his son. The mail toad is wheeled into the surgery room, leaving Blalex alone to her thoughts again. She pulls out her tablet and starts to draw some art of Waluigi and her doing things that friends do. Going to the mall, going to the park, going to the beach. Drawing these pictures makes her feel better about things, and she defiantly has the time for it, the carnival wont start till the plot lets it. After about the fifth Waluigi picture, she finds herself feeling less alone than ever before, even when her mail toad friend is around. A small blush starts to envelop her cheeks and soon her nose as well. The heat from her face alerts her to the fact that she is blushing and that only causes her to blush more. Had she fallen in love? As any Steven Universe fan knows, love at first sight isn't real, but had it taken over Blalex's frail, alone heart and filled it with the affection she needed all this time? Could she possibly take the `just friends carnival visit` as a date? Blasphemy, surely, Waluigi is a bad guy, everyone knows that, even Blalex did before she met him. However, everyone else also knows that Waluigi is only a bad guy when Wario makes him or when his dance skills are brought into question. Wario has been taking it slow lately and the last dance competition was truly the last one, so he must be a good guy right now right? Is their love real? Is Blalex just crazy? Is Wario up to no good? Is Waluigi about to have some trouble in his neighborhood? How long can T. James breath in that wahhhhlet? Stay tuned to find out these answers.