Wario doesn't waste much time. From mounting his hog to getting to Waluigi's house, three minutes hadn't even passed. T. James wiggles against a few coins as he gets into a more snug position from within the tightly packed wallet, though he is forced out of that position when Wario dismounts and makes way for Waluigi's front door. Wario has to be very careful when he knocks or he might fart really hard, killing thousands. His lightest knock was still loud enough for Waluigi to hear him from the other side of the house. However, when Waluigi answers the door, Wario isn't there. He looks up and down but he doesn't see Wario; all he sees is Wario's wallet on his door mat. Waluigi reaches down and grabs the wallet, looking it over, unintentionally getting a whiff of it as well. This wallet smells like burnt garlic, week old poop, frozen diarrhea, menstrual blood, barbecue sauce, and dead toads. Waluigi passes out, dropping the wallet on the floor, causing the wallet to bounce open. T. James takes this as the perfect opportunity to sneak out of the wallet, returning to his normal size; still pretty small but a lot larger than he was inside the wallet. He is quick to set things up, noticing Waluigi's hat on a hook neck to the door. T. James ducks until he starts to flash, then stops ducking, unleashing his super jump. It was just high enough to reach the hat, he grabs it and puts it on his own head over his signed Mario cap. Luickily for T. James, Waluigi takes good care of his hat, it's clean and doesn't smell. T. James then decides the best course of action is to shrink himself back down to fit in Waluigi's hat, put himself on Waluigi's head, and stuff a refreshing herb into his mouth to cure him from the poison/stun effect he was under. "WAAAAHIII?! Wahi... wahi... wahi.. oh.." he gasps out as all his limbs flail around helplessly, his body takes a second to realize he isn't poisoned anymore. He picks up the wallet and slides it into his pocket as he stands up. A smile crawls over his face as he feels more confident, now that he has this wallet, he can be a worth while person in the eyes of normal people. He picks up his genie inspired strut as he exits the house, walking his way down over to Blalex's house.
Medicine is very advanced in the mushroom kingdom, mail toad is in and out of that surgery room within the time it took Wario to deliver the wallet to Waluigi. They got the brick out of his head, fixed up his brain back to normal, and even fixed a broken rib. They couldn't cure his cancer though, that's still a problem; it did spread up to his brain, and his left arm. He doesn't seem upset about it though, he still waddles gleefully as he makes way to his house, eager to tell his wife the good news. When he opens the door though, something is amiss. He looks in the living room, the kitchen, and the bathroom, but no where does he find his wife or son. His doctor told him not to yell, but... how else will he get his family to come down stairs and see him? Right now he's having a problem jumping so he can't climb those stairs without help, and he isn't one to bang pots and pans together, that's uncivilized. Mail toad starts to muster himself up, getting ready for another bone-chilling screech, but before he can choke it out, his wife comes down the stairs in tears, she jumps onto her husband, needing his embrace now more than ever. "WHATS WRONG HONEY SYRUP?!" Mail toad yells out, as always, she pulls her head off of his shoulder so they can have eye contact, he starts to tear up with her, wondering what could have made her so sad. "... I-I can't find our son anywhere..." she chokes out, Mail toad's eyes widen harshly, where could his son be? He has to be found, there's no way he's going to let his wife be this sad and his son be this lost for long.
Blalex got hungry when she finished blogging and drawing; so she had the perfect idea! "I'm going to eat some food," She said out loud in a mix of tired dizziness and delirium from drawing so much Waluigi. She almost fell down the stairs on her way to the kitchen, though she wasn't ready for the surprise she'd find down there. Opening the fridge, she'd notice that she gave her last mushroom to Waluigi. The only other food in her house was straight honey syrup, usually used to complement other foods or could be baked into candy; Blalex has no idea how to turn syrup into candy. She takes a pot of the sugary mess out of her pantry and starts to drink it like it were water or milk. Her eyes clench shut as the pure sugar and bee juice washes over her tongue, down her throat, and into her small-framed body. It was the worst thing she had ever done to herself. It felt like drinking wax and tasted like eating a sweet sixteen party for a really stuck up reality television grade girl with no friends. It filled her up and she no longer felt hungry, but now she feels sick, her skin gets a little pale, she felt like a pile of scabs, it was just the worst. "Ugghghhhthhghghghththtasdtasdt..." was all she could groan out as she fell over onto the cold, mushroom-tile floor, totally passed out.
Waluigi gets to Blalex house and knocks on her door, then waits. He waits and waits and waits. He waits like a dog waiting for his master to come home from vacation. He waits like a rock waits at the bottom of the ocean. He waits like he has nothing better to do. He waits because he has nothing better to do. He gives Blalex a full half hour before he knocks again; which leads him to wait another half hour. T. James is on the verge of crying from pure annoyance. He's sitting in the dark of a hat in Waluigi's greasy hair and it's silent outside. T. James wanted action, he wanted scandal, he wanted anything but this. Waluigi decides in his head that Blalex must not be home, so he turns around and leaves. As he turns around, T. James hops out the back of his hat and runs away to the side of the house to hide. Much to his surprise, the wall is open, he hops inside the house to find a better hiding spot. A passed out human girl on the kitchen floor? Perfect! He found what he was supposed to find without Waluigi's help. T. James pulls out his little mushroom phone Jr. and takes a few pictures of the passed out Blalex then texts them to Wario. Part one of their plan was finally done! T. James was half way to the star he ever so wanted. He's so giddy and young and a toad that he decides to talk out loud to himself. He gets it from his father, claims his mother who then turned away to talk to herself. Anyway, "Once I get that star, I'll finally be able to ascend to my true form," he giggles to himself. Blalex wakes up right after he says that, but she can't move, nor can she open her mouth, her teeth are glued together with honey. T. James sits down on her tummy and grabs at his cute little toad boots as he continues to talk, "I'll show everyone what toads are really worth, once and for all," he squeals out even happier than before. He then realizes that he has no reason to be here anymore, so he promptly leaves back out the hole in the wall that he came in from. Blalex is screaming inside of her head, a terrorist in the mushroom kingdom?! He must mean he's going to kill everyone! There's absolutely no other explanation! For the next hour that Blalex is unable to move, her brain constructs every possible bad situation that could come from a toad with a star and nothing to lose.
Waluigi looks around places that girls might hang out, the cafe, the mall, the badge shop, the item shop, the park. Blalex is no where to be found wherever he looks. He shoves his hands into his pockets and mopes around toad town a bit, wondering if Blalex lied to him about wanting to go to the carnival together. During his sad walk, he comes across a wishing well. "Wahit luck!" he wails out, luckily no one is around to hear him. Waluigi pulls out his brother's wallet and starts to shovel coins into the fountain, he must have shoved a thousand down there before he put the wallet back into his pocket and resumed walking. Little does he know that the water at the bottom of the well started to churn around and flow upwards in a small stream towards Blalex's house. It stayed low and out of sight so no one could see it, then when it finally got to Blalex, it slipped into her mouth, unplugging her mouth and purified her body from that honey syrup; while also leaving her feeling full, nice! Blalex scrambles up to her feet and completely throws away her three month stock of honey syrup, which is to say, her other pot of it. That two for one sale was two too many. Blalex then starts to mop up the kitchen floor, being unable to move for two hours led to her pissing herself. At least she has a really good excuse. Will Waluigi find out what happened to Blalex? Will T. James kill everyone? Will Wario ever make another appearance in this story? Read the next chapter when it comes out and you might see, in other words, stay tuned!