Waluigi was nervous; he hadn't felt this nervous till he came out of the closet to his parents. They were very upset when they had heard he was asexual. Some parents really want grand kids, especially when the supply of humans in this world is very limited; that might be why he turned out asexual in the end. Who really knows? Whatever the cause, he was worried how Blalex would react.
Blalex just sorta spawned into this world randomly, it was an enigma. Mario and Luigi were born, the princesses were born, Wario and Waluigi were born, but not Blalex. One day, her house just popped up with her already living in it. Blalex has no genitals to begin with, she wasn't spawned with them. For some reason she has small breasts.
Waluigi carries Blalex out of the carnival bounds and they both sigh; a lot more comfortable now that they are away from that huge crowd. "Should wahie go back to my house?" Waluigi suggested, he really needed a shower and didn't want to ask Blalex to borrow her shower. Blalex nodded a little, "Just as long as you have a place for me to lay down," Despite not walking much, her feet were in pain from moving. Living alone for your entire existence and also not leaving the house much leads to weak legs. They took a warp pipe back to Waluigi's house; the carnival set up warp pipes everywhere for ease of access reasons. Warp pipes are so surreal, you hop in, the world goes black, then you pop back out on the other side in a second; it's a wonder that walking still exists as a mode of long distance transportation with that crazy warp pipe technology. Waluigi opens the door for Blalex, letting her go in first before he followed behind. This was a full sized house, two bedroom, two bathroom, basement, attic, it's a full house, but it is furnished like an apartment. There is an arm chair against a wall opposite from a small TV that rests on a wooden box, the antenna for the TV is bent in many places though seems to work. From the front door, you can see the kitchen, it's clean, but there isn't more than one frying pan available and only a few plates and utensils. Blalex walks over to the chair and falls over onto it, going limp near instantly; not out of necessity, but out of want. "UGGHHHHGGGUUU," she sighed out ridiculously loudly, for no reason. Waluigi puts his hat on a hook near the door, "Wahi... Mind if I take a shower? I feel like a wahiter melon made of trash," yes he only said watermelon so he could wahi. Blalex doesn't even answer because she fell asleep, Waluigi takes that as a yes. He slips away into the upstairs bathroom and takes a quick, warm shower. He's never been a fan of hot water, nor cold, just warm. (He can't deal with steam, sensitive nose) After his quick shower, he smells just like nothing again; he has a special soap that removes all smells from whatever it touches, though it doesn't last forever obviously. After getting dressed in his casual wear, basically the same thing except also a purple hoodie, unzipped, and no hat. He walks up to the chair and pats Blalex's back, she wakes up and then sits like a normal human being, Waluigi sits on the floor next to the chair. They look at each other blankly with straight faces, before bursting out into bellowing laughter. The two of them together could rival the laughing strength of Wario. When they finally collect themselves, they both fall asleep simultaneously. Waluigi rests his head on the arm of the couch, Blalex lays back against the chair, letting her head rest on her shoulder.
Wario is close to farting his pants off. He bites his nails off through his gloves; even though his gloves don't show any bite damage before or after he does that. "I just killed the Mario brothers!" he repeats to himself every few minutes in his panic. He starts to grind his teeth and growl, absolutely no idea what he did or what he'll do about it. Then, in an instant, he remembers that Mario and Luigi have over a million 1-ups: each. He pats his tummy and relaxes, how could he forget such a simple thing? Wario just leaves after that, he feels fine. It had slipped his mind that one of the 1-ups in Mario was a toad-up. Luigi re-spawns back into existence at the start of the level or mid point, which in this case is the entrance to the carnival. He dusts himself off, a little annoyed that he lost his even number of lives, he contemplates getting killed again just to even it out, but quickly disregards that idea when he remembers how much he hates coming back to life. He likes being alive, don't get him wrong, but the revival process is an annoying one; he finds it best to just not die in the first place. Mario is soon to show up next to him, he looks a bit different though. Same height, same clothes, same adorable chubby belly, but something seemed off. Mario looks down at his hands, his eyes widen and sparkle, Luigi hasn't seen them sparkle that much since he met Princess Peach for the first time. Could he really be that amazed that he came back to life? Luigi pats Mario on the back, "Yah!" he yells out, hopping to get Mario out of his daze. "It worked!" Luigi stumbles backwards onto the ground, grabs at his hat and pulls it against his head harder and makes a weird jumbled panic-sound. He's never heard Mario say those words before.
T. James couldn't hide the smile, he did it, he became THE super Mario! He jumps in place a few times, enjoying the sound effect of the jump. Now wasn't the time to waste the moment, now was the time to go on an adventure. He runs away from the carnival, ready to find a level to explore and enjoy, maybe he'd even find a level that the real Mario hadn't done yet; the mere thought of that makes him run faster.
Wario gets over to Waluigi's house and just opens the door, knowing that Waluigi almost never locks it. The lights are off, Waluigi and Blalex have been sleeping for about five hours now; the shroud of darkness easily hid them from Wario's sight, but that didn't stop him from calling out. "I broke your dance trophy Wahluigi!" that one always works. Waluigi's eyes open, he's brought out of his sleep and into a new state of perfect alertness, so alert he can see in the dark. Doesn't take him long to figure out Wario lied, "Wahi..." he lets out before he rubs his face, "Wahit are you doing here Wario?" Wario closes the door then flips on the lights, letting him see that Waluigi is wearing a hoodie and has a passed out girl on his chair. The smile on Wario's face was pure pride in his friend, "Ahhhhhh," he said as he pointed and wiggled his finger at Waluigi, "Oh shut it Wahirio, it's not what you think." Wario loses his happiness, no one tells him to shut it, EVER! Wario grabs Waluigi with his huge hand and brings them close together, nose to nose. "Wahy don't you shut it?!" Waluigi is quick to realize the error of his ways and does the only thing he knows will work 100% of the time; he pulls out a clove of garlic from Wario's pocket and shoves it in his mouth. Wario chews it and lets go of Waluigi, "You're lucky the wahriter of this story is an idiot," he says as he swallows down the garlic. Waluigi gets back up on his feet and fixes his hoodie, the hood strings were pulled on too much when Wario grabbed him. "Wahiy are you here? I wahis just letting Blalex stay the night, it's no big deal," Waluigi states, very defensive. "Are you kidding? This is a bigger deal then wahen I stole Bowser's diamond toe horn clippers!" He knew Wario was right, it was a big deal, for that and this. It's not often someone actually talks to Wario or Waluigi outside of the party games. Wario rubs his chest, "You're not going to put it back on are you?" He doesn't want to think about what Wario just said, Waluigi was far too concerned with what he could possibly mean by that. "Wahits your problem with my beanie? It wa-" he tries to say but Wario cuts him off before he can even wahi. "It wahs the biggest mistake you ever made!" Wario storms out of the house, punching the front door off of its hinges on his way out. Somehow Blalex slept through their yell-heavy conversation, probably because she's a heavy sleeper. Waluigi runs back up to his room with one thing on his mind, doesn't take more than a minute for him to find it. It's an old beanie, his father made it for him with his bare hands; it was simple, blank purple with a patch that had an upside down L on it. He used to wear it all the time before he met Wario; but he never talks about anything that happened before he met Wario. Waluigi dawns his old beanie and takes a deep breath, feeling free, liberated, justified, happy. What is up with that beanie? What is T. Mario going to do? When will Blalex wake up? When will Wario do something reasonable? Stay tuned!