Males: Deadpool & Cable
Series: Marvel
She had gotten used to Deadpool randomly attacking her out of nowhere, had even had her insurance adjusted to cover said attacks, yet now she had his babysitter stalking her as well. Okay so maybe he wasn't stalking her but he sure as hell followed Deadpool around.
She just wished he would act like a proper babysitter and actual watch the semi crazy man that now made it his life's mission to kill her. But no, he was from the future and was only there to observe, unless it could change the world for the better, lazy jerk.
As if sensing her thoughts, she had her suspicions that he could read minds and hadn't told her, he turned to her and offered her a small smile, she twitched. "You sure you can't do anything about him?" Said him (Deadpool) was busy throwing daggers at her, all of which bounced off her barrier.
Cable gave her a small smile as he sipped at the tea she had served him, mostly out of habit and good manners. "I'm truly sorry but it is for the greater good." His left eye tinkled with a knowing look and she glared at him. "Know what the greater good would be? If you would put him on a leash…my insurance can't handle him."
Both of them turned at the small explosion that erupted from her kitchen and she felt a headache begin to bloom. She was so used to having things thrown and shot at her that she had pretty much just wrote him off an ignored him half the time.
Big mistake.
She mentally cried as he strolled back into the dining room, holding a bent up and sparking toaster, smoke trailing after him. "I think I killed it…" She glared at him knowing he was grinning under his mask and merely let her head hit the table, throwing her arms around it as if to block out the world. "Why? What did I do to deserve this?" She continued to mumble into her table ingoing the two males who had entered her life and refused to leave it.
Cable merely smiled into his cup enjoying the way Wade harassed the young woman. It was a show of affection and she should know that by now. Then again he recalled how long it took her to realize that in his own time and stifled back a chuckle. He really couldn't wait for her to realize it, the first time was hilarious and this time would be as well. He just hoped she didn't faint when he made his interest known as well. The Kagome from his time still had a small scar on her forehead from when she did faint and hit her head on the dining room table.
He would like to avoid that this time.