One day, Peppa and George were watching the Blu-Ray release of Sword Art Online on their television. Daddy Pig walked in to watch the television, but saw Peppa and George were watching it.
"Peppa, George, what are you watching?"
"Were watching Sword Art Online" Peppa answered "It's an anime."
"Anime, huh?" Daddy let out a hearty laugh "I remember watching that when I was a teenager. Could I watch with you?"
"Okay" Peppa said. Daddy sat down on the couch, and started watching with them.
20 minutes had passed, and Daddy Pig was not pleased.
"Oh my god!" Daddy Pig shouted "Why do you have such shit taste in anime!"
"Daddy, watch your mouth!" Peppa scolded.
"I'm sorry, but this anime is really awful!"
Asuna made an on-screen appearance, and George giggled. "Waifu!" He said as he pointed to Asuna.
"Oh my god George! Not only do you have shit anime taste, BUT shit waifu taste!"
After hearing that, George burst into tears.
"WAAAAHAAAA, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Daddy Pig, you made George cry!" Peppa scolded again.
"Well maybe George needs to see what a better waifu looks like! Hold on, I'll be right back."
Daddy Pig walked down to the basement, and came out with a body pillow of Asuka Langely Sohryu from Neon Genesis Evangelion.
"Daddy, what's that?" Peppa asked.
"THIS is Asuka Langely Sohryu, a top-tier waifu!" Daddy said with great pride before trying to make out with his body-pillow (Well, as possible as it is to do so).
Mommy Pig walked down-stairs holding two dresses.
"Daddy Pig, what dress should I wear to…" Mommy froze in her tracks with a blank face when she saw Daddy Pig trying to make out with a body-pillow.
Daddy Pig was making out with his body-pillow for a good ten minutes before he turned around and saw Mommy Pig.
"Mummy Pig! Er….How long have you been watching me?"
"About ten minutes. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to have to call the mental hospital after I bleach my eyes out." Mommy then walked out of the living room.
Peppa and George started laughing and kept laughing until they fell on their backs.