... Why do I take so long to update... I MEAN LIKE, I HAVE THE WHOLE STORY WRITTEN OUT, ONLY NEEDING TO BE EDITED and STILL I FORGET! I'd be lying if I said I haven't forgotten about this fanfic... I know most authors hate when people review to send in a chapter, but that's the only reason any of these stories get updated. WAIT WAIT I'M NOT ENCOURAGI- aw screw it. Disclaimer ENJOY!
Ikuto sighed, walking next to Dia. He looked down towards the blonde who was counting her money. They were returning to the cafe they had been before Dia (rudely) criticized his outfit. Ikuto noticed something (or, perhaps, someone) was missing.
"Hey, where's your sister, Su?" he asked curiously. Not that he mind. He couldn't imagine two devious minds stealing money from him.
"I'm missing twenty bucks," Dia answered a little too quickly. Ikuto wondered whether the girl was trying to empty his wallet or if she was attempting to avoid the question. He gave up on the topic of Su, as it was not an important one, and walked to the cafe in silence, refusing to give Dia more money. It shocked him that he would pay her in the first place. Maybe he gave in when he saw Dia's round, golden eyes that resembled her mother's.
A few blocks away from Ikuto and Dia, Su literally dragged her mother to a certain location. Amu complained in protest, but Su ignored her completely.
'Where's the other one?' wondered the pinkette, half asleep. However, with that thought came a jolt of energy. Amu's eyes widened and she stared at her green-haired child.
"Su, where's your sister?" Amu asked, a bit panicked. Su averted eye contact with her, which worried the woman even more. Normally (in dramas), when somebody refuses to look into the other's eyes, it meant they committed a crime (as you can tell, Amu watches too many dramas). "You didn't..."
"Mama, you should stop worrying. It's making your hair turn gray," Su lied. Amu's hair was still the same bubblegum pink it always was.
"...What?" Amu asked in a threatening tone. Su flinched, but she knew a few sacrifices where necessary for plan GTITBOND (Get Tsukiyomi Ikuto to Be Our New Dad). She continued to taunt the bull (aka, her mother).
"Maybe you should dye your hair. You're going to die all alone like that."
"And who do you think is the cause of my quick aging?" asked "the bull". A vein was pumping on her forehead as she reached for her daughter with her murderous hands. Chasing her daughter down the block, Amu begins a deathly game of tag, trying to get her hands on Su's vital organs. She fell into Su and Dia's trap without even realizing.
Amu chased Su all the way to the cafe, the same destination Dia and Ikuto were.
"I'll... get you..." Su's mother said, gasping for air. She fell on her knees. She never was the most talented when it came to athletics. For some reason, even though she had stopped chasing Su, her first daughter continued to run. Su's light footsteps where replaced by heavier ones.
"Amu..?" Ikuto asks, looking down at the limp, pink haired person on the ground. He was so surprised he didn't notice Dia stealthily slip away.
"I-ikuto?!" exclaimed Amu, embarrassed her former crush was seeing her in such a state (at such an old age, too). Her cheeks turned a darker shade of red when people's eyes turned towards Amu, her loud outburst attracting a lot of attention. Chuckling, Ikuto held his hand out. Amu took it and the man helped her up. The pinkette dusted off her checkered skirt, refusing to move lift her head. She felt somebody staring at her.
The person giving her such an intense stare, unknowing to her, was the perverted cat himself. He examined Amu's outfit up and down before laughing at her. Amu's face was still a bright red.
"What are you laughing at?!" she asked angrily.
"You're dressed up in your elementary school outfit," Ikuto answered simply, a smirk still visible on his face.
"What about you?!" Amu practically screamed. "Your still dressed up in high school uniform!"
Ikuto ignored her comment. Instead, he went behind her and lifted her skirt.
"You're definitely curvier than the last time we met," he commented. "Do you still wear that knitted underwear with the Xs on it?"
Steam blew out of Amu's ears. Her red face held a bloodthirsty look.
"Tsu. Ki. Yo. Mi. I. Ku. To," she mumbled. It sounded like she was chanting some curse. She raised her arm and attempted to attack the blue-haired man who dodged the attacks with ease.
While Amu tried to kill Ikuto, Su and Dia sat inside the French bakery, eating pastries bought with Ikuto's money.
"Step one," they said in unison, grinning deviously, "complete."