This is one of the new themes that I have come up with so I want to hurry up and write it before I forget!

All hail the Narusasu!


It was a grey and cloudy day when he woke up in the morning. Sasuke stayed in bed, just staring at the white of his ceiling in his unlit room, his face even more void of emotion then it usually was. He slowly turned his head to the right to glance at his alarm clock.

6:00am

An hour before he was scheduled to get up, but he was used to it by now. He always woke up at this time every year, considering what day it was. Slowly, he rose up and just stared at the covers over his lap, his gaze becoming more empty as he thought of what to expect today. He continued staring into nothingness until it seemed like ages. Once again, he slowly turned his head to look at his clock.

6:02am

Was this day ever going to end?

He decided to stop stalling the inevitable and got out of his bed. Groggily, he walked to the mirror that was attached to his closed bedroom door and gave himself a once over. His hair was messy along with the large white shirt and burgundy striped boxer shorts he wore to bed. He stood there and mused over where he currently was in his life.

Sasuke Uchiha, a 26 year old virgin who was currently the head secretary at the Uchiha Corp. Lives in a one bed, one bath apartment complex that was just big enough for one person to live in, even though he could afford way better. Girlfriend: none, ever. A workaholic who doesn't get out often if at all. Family: simple and to the point. His father, Fugaku, who owns Uchiha Corp, brother, Itachi who is the vice president, and cousin, Sai, who handles all the major finances of the company. Friends: few. Shikamaru and Hinata who went with him to the same college and their love interests Temari and Kiba. Sakura, Sai's girlfriend, was currently finishing up medical school.

He tried looking into his future but nothing seemed to change. He sighed and decided to stop thinking about it and to get into a very long shower.

Around 8:30am Sasuke was dressed in a black tuxedo and gave himself another once over in his mirror. After deeming himself presentable, he put on his nicest of dress shoes and grabbed his apartment key, locking the door as he left. He walked down a few blocks to a flower shop ran by a girl named Tenten. He always stopped by the flower shop every year ordering the same flower: the Nelumno Nucifera. Knowing what he was there for, Tenten presented him with the flower wrapped up in a protective case as he gave her the exact amount of money it was before he silently left the shop.

At exactly 9:00am on the dot, Sasuke arrived at the gravestone of Mikoto Uchiha: Loving Wife, Loving Mother. Her gravestone was simple and had a stone flower vase in front that was already filled with many flowers from his friends and family who had visited earlier. He stood there, holding up his flower; it was her favorite and almost impossible to get, but he always did. He knelt down and was about to place it in with the rest until he felt an odd chill to his left. Out or reflex, he slowly turned his head to the and noticed not 3 tombstones down the row another stone. It was the same tombstone he saw every year. As other people would come and visit their friends and families in the graveyard, he had never once seen a person in front of it, nor even a flower placed.

He stood up, flower in hand, and glanced around the other stones, each of them with either new flowers or old, dead ones from past visitations, then looked back at the bare, cold tombstone. Sasuke slowly walked over until he was standing in front of it, feeling a small pang of pity for the poor soul who died without anyone who seemed to care. Even though his mind was against going out of routine, especially for a dead person who he didn't even know, his heart thought 'what would mother do?' Without a second thought, he knelt down and placed his flower in front of the gravestone, looking up to read the name.

"Hey."

Sasuke jerked his head up and looked at the person who called out to him. He had dullish blond spiky hair along with what seemed like pale tanned skin. He was wearing dark navy denim pants with a black sweatshirt with a white shirt underneath. His face had three whisker marks on each cheek as he gave him a surprised face.

"I've been around here for years and I've never seen anyone put a flower on this tombstone before, and I was wondering why."

"Why would you want to know?"

"Well, not to seem like a stalker, it's just I've seen you here every year on the same time and day at the same tombstone placing the same flower and it just peeked my curiosity as to why you would suddenly change it."

Usually, Sasuke would just brush a person like him off but today wasn't a day he wanted to do that.

"As you've said before, I've been here every year, and every year I noticed how many flowers and gifts everyone else seems to get. And then I look at this stone and feel sorry about how lonely this person must be. After all, everyone deserves a flower at least once in their life."

The person's eyes widened at the statement.

"Well, at least that's what I think. Anyway, I better..." When Sasuke turned to leave, the same guy was several inches away from him. He froze as he felt a cold hand on his left cheek as the other guy smiled warmly at him before he closed his eyes and gave him a gentle kiss on his lips. Sasuke's eyes widened as the cold kiss slowly broke and the other guy looked into his eyes.

"I love you," He said.

Sasuke's face heated up and tried to shove the stranger away only to realize that he couldn't. His eyes widened in horror as he saw his hands go completely through the stranger's body. He looked back at the guy and found that he only grinned wider as he lifted his other hand to his other cheek to cup his face. It was then Sasuke noticed how cold and weird his hands felt compared to a normal person. "Now doing something like that will make me think that you don't want to be around me, ne?" The blonde stranger once again closed his eyes and tried to kiss Sasuke again but luckily he slipped through his cold grasp and took several steps back, making the stranger look back at him in confusion.

"Y-your..."

"Oh sorry, you must feel weirded out by this. My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I already know your name, Sasuke. I hear your friends and family call you that when they come."

Sasuke shook as he looked down at the gravestone that he had laid his flower on: Naruto Uzumaki.

"You can't be real! Naruto is dead!"

"Yeah I died, and now my spirit walks the earth to find my true love, which is you Sasuke Uchiha." When he said his name, Naruto said it huskily, giving Sasuke the jitters once again. "Oh and I am real, as real as you believe me to be." Naruto once again stretched out his hands to Sasuke's head before Sasuke dodged and tried to punch him. As before, his hand went through his body, making Naruto grin again. Sasuke tried to punch and kick him ad much as possible but everything just went through Naruto, having no effect on him whatsoever.

"What the hell is this?" Sasuke panted from loss of breath. "I'm a spirit, so you can't touch me, however..." Naruto appeared behind Sasuke and slowly wrapped his arms around him while slowly licking up the side of his ear "...I can touch you." Sasuke took that moment to shriek and once again slipped through the ghostly fingers before dashing his way back to his apartment, hearing his name slowly fade away.

When he finally got home, he locked everything and leaned his body against his front door, sighing in relief while trying to slow his breathing. This was more craziness then he can handle in one day. He stood up and walked to his couch, laying down on it so that he could take a quick nap. As he was dosing, he heard a rustle of clothes. All of a sudden, he started feeling a bit chillier then before. It wasn't until he felt a cool hand on his chest and a cool breath on his lips that he shot his eyes open and saw the pale blue eyes that he was trying to escape. That's when he noticed that his suit was wide open, showing his bare chest, as well as a hand on his abs while the other was on the side of his face. He, once again, shrieked.

"What the hell are you doing here?!"

"I figured that you didn't want to do it at my place so I thought we could do it at yours."

"Who says we're doing it at all!"

"Well we have to 'seal the deal' about our relationship so of course we are doing it, now relax and just enjoy the ride."

"I'm not-nnn!" Naruto placed his lips once again on Sasuke's as he ran his hand from his face down to his chest to pinch and rub at his nipple. Sasuke tried to stop him but considering that he couldn't touch him made it difficult to push him away. He felt a rub at his member and opened his eyes wide before he decided to roll off the couch onto the hard floor below. After face planting, he decided to figure out a way to kill a dead guy.

As he laid on the couch, Naruto mused at Sasuke on the floor, figuring that he must be a virgin to be freaking out this bad. He then hooked onto the waistband of his tuxedo pants and pulled them down just underneath his ass. "Hm, so you're a boxer guy huh? I figured but I hope you have sexier underwear then this." Sasuke tried to get up and run for it but with Naruto's hook on his tuxedo pants just made him trip and once again face plant into the floor, this time with his ass in the air and his pants fallen down to the backs of his knees. Naruto got up and walked over to Sasuke, standing right behind him as he hooked his finger on the waistband of his boxers and also pulled them down, grinning at what he saw. "At least you've got a sexy ass, now we've definitely got to get you some sexy underwear to compliment this hell of an ass." Sasuke hurriedly tried to get up and put his pants back on, but not before Naruto gave a hard spank to his bare ass. Sasuke yelped at the action and managed to get his pants and boxers all the way on before he was violated anymore.

"Why the fuck are you following me?! I want nothing more to do with you! Go away!"

"I already told you, I'm in love with you and to show that love I would like to have sex with you, if you would hold still a moment..."

"And I'm telling you that I don't just go sleeping with people I just meet who claim their love for me, particularly not spirits who I can't even punch off of me!"

Currently, Sasuke was flailing punches through Naruto while trying to crane his face away from the blonde's who had one arm around his waist while the other hand was at the back of the raven's head, trying to angle it into another kiss.

"Oh, so you want us to get to know each other then? That's actually a better idea then I had where I just sex you up 'til morning." Naruto moved his had from the back of Sasuke's head to instead make his arm go around his neck while giving a cheeky grin. "This way I learn even more about Sasuke, especially his sensitive parts." Naruto whispered the last part in Sasuke's ear, giving his lobe a soft nip and smirking when it turned pink. He then pushed Sasuke back with his hands on his shoulders while staring into the black orbs of his eyes. "Then Sasuke, I give you my word that I will not have sex with you until we know each other better, scouts honor!" Sasuke blushed as he glared at the blonde idiot doing a solute. "I bet you weren't ever a scout." At this remark Naruto grinned. "No, not really but, I was known for...skill." Naruto smirked as he ran his hands down Sasuke's sides and hooked both his thumbs on either side of the waistband of Sasuke's pants once again. Sasuke started panicking to try to keep his pants up.

"I thought you said you weren't going to try anything!"

"No, I said I wasn't going to have sex with you, and I won't, but I never said anything about sexually molesting you." Naruto buried his face in Sasuke's neck as he started licking and kissing it up and down. "Mmm, one thing you should know about me, Sasuke, is that I always find a loophole." He pressed Sasuke against the wall while fiddling with the belt on his pants as Sasuke flailed helplessly. Things were about to get much more interesting.


Sasuke woke up to a cold feeling around his body. He looked up to see a deep sleeping and shirtless Naruto next to him with his arm around his waist. He sighed. It had been over a month since the blonde had moved in and Sasuke was not liking it one bit, especially since Naruto would get whatever chance he had on molesting him. The worst part was that since he couldn't touch him he couldn't really stop him. Luckily today was his day off so he didn't have to worry about Naruto showing up at his job and try molesting him, again.

Surprisingly, though, he did learn a lot about Naruto this past month. He learned that he loves ramen, even though he can't eat it. His favorite color is orange as well as that his favorite animal is a fox. He get's jealous very easy, which is why he gets molested twice as often whenever there is another person, man or woman, getting too close to him. He loves playing video games, especially the racing ones. his favorite fruit is surprisingly a pear while his favorite season is fall. No one else knows he exists except Sasuke because they are, as Naruto puts it, 'fated to being together always and eternally'. He can't remember anything about his past or why he died but he's been a ghost for 29 years. He loves molesting Sasuke whenever he can, and likes kinky and perverting objects and activities that Sasuke was not willing to experiment with. He always says that he 'loves' him to the point where Sasuke cannot control the color of his own face.

He is annoying, obnoxious, perverted, and is always in his way. But, what Sasuke really hated about him, was that no matter how horrible he seems, Sasuke can't seem to imagine his life any better without him.

Naruto started to stir in his sleep as Sasuke got up and went to take a shower. "You want some company." Sasuke replied with an angry strain in his voice "No thanks, I'm going to be running errands all day today so keep the molestation to a minimum." Sasuke went to the bathroom to get ready for the day as Naruto rolled back to sleep.

Oddly enough, as Sasuke was going through his errands, Naruto kept his distance from him. He was still there, following Sasuke around the town and even was staring at him expectedly, but he didn't speak not one word, nor do one action to him. Even though it was nice to have a day from Naruto's pervertedness, he felt himself anxiously waiting for him to do something, anything. It made his skin crawl at the anticipation of being molested by Naruto while at the same time he felt perverted for even wanting it to happen. It went like this the entire day until they came home from running errands. They both sat on the couch and after a while Sasuke started getting tired of the never ending stares he was getting from Naruto. He flipped his head toward him with a glare. "What! What do you want?! You've been staring at me all day! If you have something to say then spit it out alr-mmph!" Sasuke was silenced with a kiss from Naruto before the blonde slowly pulled back and stared at Sasuke with a serious look on his face. Sasuke blushed and gritted his teeth while Naruto leaned forward to softly kiss and nip at his neck. Something was wrong. It felt wrong. Sasuke tried to push Naruto off but once again he was unable to. "Naruto. Naruto. Naruto! Naruto stop! Get off me!" Naruto moved his head away from Sasuke's neck when he heard a sniffle. He looked down at Sasuke's tearing face.

"Why? Why do you torment me? Why to you follow me around? Why do you love me? Why do I have these feelings for you? Why can't I touch you?!" As Sasuke continued his rant, he desperately tried to wrap his arms around Naruto to no avail. Naruto's eyes softened as he leaned down to give Sasuke a hug. "It's okay Sasuke. Even if you can't touch me I'll always be here, I've always been here." Sasuke's eyes widened.

"Ever since you first came to the cemetery, I have always been fond of you. I always followed you around just to be with you. You were never alone, even when you thought you were." Naruto looked at Sasuke with a warm smile on his face. "Don't you see Sasuke? I've always been with you. The moment you placed that flower on my tombstone you acknowledged my existence in this world even though no one else did. That's why, Sasuke, I love you, and I always will." Naruto rested his forehead on top of Sasuke's before they both closed there eyes as Naruto kissed his soft lips. Naruto got up and grabbed Sasuke's wrist, tugging him to the bedroom where he laid Sasuke down on the bed and slowly started taking off their clothes. Sasuke was dazed as Naruto stripped him bare and started leaving kisses all over his body. Naruto took Sasuke's shaft and slowly consumed it in his wet cavern. "Mmn, Na-aruto!" Sasuke tried to grab his hair only for it to go right though his head. Desperate for something to grab ahold of, he fisted the sheets beneath him. Naruto gave several hard sucks while bobbing his head up and down his shaft. "Naruto! Gonna...cum!" Sasuke came in Naruto's mouth and watched as Naruto drank it all. "Mmmm, you taste good Sasuke. But Now it's time for me to have some fun, ne?" Naruto got up and between Sasuke's legs as he tried to lift them up and spread them apart. Unfortunately, his legs went through his hands and back down on the bed. Naruto pondered as he came up with a solution. He turned Sasuke on his stomach and lifted his hips in the air. He put his arm around Sasuke and started pumping his member again, smirking as Sasuke tried to absentmindedly thrust into the hand. "Remember Sasuke, you can't touch me so just sit back and enjoy." Sasuke turned his head back a little. "What's...hah...that supposed...hah...to mean?" "You'll see." Naruto grabbed the bottle of lube he tricked Sasuke into buying the first week they met and coated his fingers with it. He Slowly inserted one finger and Sasuke immediately started fighting the cold, unwelcome intrusion.

"N-no st-stop. T-take it out. C-cold."

Sasuke covered himself with both his hand while he tried to crawl away from the cold finger only to have Naruto grab his hip with one hand to hold him into place while the other hand easily went through the hand that was trying to cover the puckering entrance. "It's okay Sasuke, just relax. Relax." Naruto added another finger and Sasuke once again tried to cover himself using both of his hands to no avail. "C-cold. It hurts, N-narut-to." "It'll get better, I promise." Naruto proceeded with a third finger and this time was searching for a particular spot.

"Aah!" Naruto stopped to look at Sasuke with his mouth agape and stroked the spot that drove to the action. "Aah! Don't, it's weird." "It's called pleasure, Sasu." Naruto stroked the spot several times until Sasuke was leaking precum. He removed his fingers and moved Sasuke's hands to place himself at his entrance. "W-wait..." "Shhshh, it's okay Sasu. It'll hurt a bit but it will also be very pleasurable." Naruto Slowly inserted his hard member into Sasuke, who was once again trying to crawl away from the lager intrusion while trying to cover his hole. Naruto kept going, despite Sasuke's hushed protests, until he was completely buried in Sasuke's heat. He slowly pulled out until just the tip was inside until he quickly thrust back in. "AAH!" Naruto pulled back and thrust in again only to hit the spot inside Sasuke that made him moan in pleasure. Naruto then started to quicken his pace until he deemed it was okay to hurriedly thrust in and out of Sasuke like an animal in heat. "T-too f-f-fast. Sl-low down! N-NAH-ru-TO-O." "I can't help it Sasuke, I've wanted to do this for so long and now that we're doing it I can't control myself. Please just bear with it." "B-But Na-RU-to, I c-AN-t! T-too m-UCH! Please!" "Then just look behind you Sasuke." Sasuke turned his head. It was then he noticed that his bedroom mirror was off the door and currently behind him. His eyes widened as he saw himself, seemingly being fucked by nothing since Naruto didn't have a reflection. He blushed at the amount of exposure of his body and hated the fact that he was getting turned on by his own indecency.

Coming close to climax, Naruto started once again pumping Sasuk quick place. They said each others name over and over again until they finally came. As Sasuke panted from exhaustion, he noticed that he felt warmer inside then usual before he slowly passed out.


Sasuke awoke the next day feeling warmer then usual. He tried to get up, only to have a warm arm around his chest stop him. Ugh, it was Naruto, once again sleeping in his bed.

Wait, warm?

He looked at Naruto, noticing more color in his face then usual. He reached his hand to touch his face.

Warm.

Naruto was warm. He noticed Naruto's eyes slowly opened as he smiled at him. "Mornin' Sasu-" Sasuke cut him off with a chaste kiss before pulling back to see a surprised face that soon turned into a warm smile. "I owed you." Naruto chuckled. "Well, as far as I'm concerned, you owe me quite a lot."

And for the first time in a long while, Sasuke smiled as he closed his eyes and wrapped his arms around the blonde's neck as the other pulled him closer, both pulling each other into a lovingly long kiss of what was soon to be a new start of the rest of their lives.