Alright, I've managed to muster up some free time to make another oneshot story!

WARNING: lemon, boyxboy

Sasuke shuffled around the bed trying to find something to pull him back into a comforting slumber. It was noon and he had yet to find a reason to not sleep in. However, partially waking to his body feeling cold, he tried to feel around for any sheets or covers to warm his naked flesh. Considering that Naruto had wanted to have everlasting sex the night before, as usual after Naruto had his fill of him Sasuke was too tired to put on any pajamas, especially considering how warm it was to snuggle next to a human sized heated water bottle like his boyfriend was. Unfortunately, not even his lover was next to him in bed considering he had an early mission that day and wouldn't be back until later that evening, probably expecting more sex to make up for the entire day without his Sasuke.

Giving up on sleeping in any longer, he slowly rose up into a sitting position, rubbing the crust from his eyes and stretching out his limbs, that is, until a familiar pain ran up from his ass to his lower back as it made him ache. He gave a grimace and a curse at Naruto's stamina before slowly making his way off the bed to his closet. He needed to enjoy the day while it lasted considering the night he;d most likely be having later on. With one hand on his lower back he opened his drawers to feel for his underwear. He felt a familiar hardness of the bottom of the drawer and felt around for any pair of underwear...

...missing.

Peeking into the drawer, Sasuke's suspicions were correct to find nothing in his dresser drawer. Not thinking much of it, he opened his shirt drawer only to find the same thing in his underwear drawer...

...nothing.

That was when Sasuke became fully awake. Opening his pants drawer he found that it too had nothing in it. He opened his closet, his hamper, hell, even Naruto's drawers and they were all the same...

...empty.

It wasn't until he was about to look under the bed when he saw it lying there ruffled on the bed. The fabric was white with long strings and it was very small. Veining to the max, he saw a small note that he had also missed in his wake on the nightstand. Picking it up, he read the message that his boyfriend left him before he left.

Sasu-chan,

Put this on when I get back. If you don't cooperate, I cannot guarantee the safe return of your clothes.

Yours truly,

Naruto-seme~3

Sasuke crumpled up the note in his fist and gritted his teeth while once again cursing his boyfriend. He was about to rip it to shreds until he felt an uncomfortable draft and shivered. He looked at his current enemy and went ahead an put it on...only to keep warm mind you. The ties were long but thin, and the bottom part of the apron barely covered his crotch. He fisted his hands to his sides, contemplating his revenge until he once again felt the abnormally cool draft from his backside. He clutched his arms and shivered. Where the hell was this draft coming from?

Walking out the bedroom door, he followed the breeze all the way into the kitchen. There, he saw an open window right in front of the sink wide open. Wondering why it would be open, he walked over to close it until he saw it. There was a small sleeve, HIS small sleeve to be more precise, of one of his shirts hanging off the side of the roof just inches away from the window.

That DOBE!

Not only did he take his clothes, but he put them on the dirty ass roof on top of it! Oh yes, Sasuke was glad that he found this before Naruto was going to arrive home later on that evening because now Sasuke could kick his ass without worrying about Naruto having a raging boner and going Kyuubi on him while fucking his ass. There was no way in hell he was going to risk going outside. He looked out the window and found no one around as he stretched his arm to try and grip the sleeve. It was mere inches away from his grasp before his body collapsed on the sink from the still sore ass from last nights pounding.

Sasuke shrugged off the pain and once again reached for his shirt sleeve. He was almost there, almost...he grabbed it! Just as he was about to putt it in he felt someone grab his hips and thrust into him.

"AAH! Ngh!"

Currently hanging one arm off the window sill with his shirt in hand while the rest of his upper body leaned over the kitchen sink, Sasuke was swiftly thrusted halfway into by Naruto. "D-Dobe! I thought you weren't, ngh, coming back until later!" Said dobe wrapped an arm around Sasuke's waist and lifted his back so that it was flushed against his anbu vest. Then Naruto slowly sneaked his left hand underneath the apron to tweak Sasuke's nipple, making him shiver.

"I couldn't resist Sasu-chan. My will to see you in this apron was too strong." He slowly moved his hand down to Sasuke's member and started pumping him until he was fully erect. "Besides, it looks like I got here just in time." He licked the shell of Sasuke's ear before nipping it as he moved his hand down to his sac and started massaging them. "Mmm, it's a good thing you didn't shower today because the cum from last night is going to serve as your lube." As Naruto tried to slip his hand further down Sasuke's front, Sasuke clenched his legs shut to prevent any further access.

"If you think you-" "Oh but I do, Sasu-chan." That was when Naruto took the shirt in Sasuke's hands and tied his arms together from his knuckles to his elbows. He then lifted his bound arms over and behind his head and tied them to his apron strings without changing their positions. He wiggled one of his hands between the backs of Sasuke's thighs and hooked his hand under his knee and rose his leg high in the air while wrapping his other arm around his body to keep him balanced.

"Now, where were we?" Naruto started leaving hickies on his neck and shoulder as he moved the hand around Sasuke's waist behind his sac to spread his entrance wider as he slid the rest of himself inside.

"AAH!" Naruto shushed and purred into Sasuke's neck as he fucked his lover hard and deep. He loved how virginally tight Sasuke got even after just doing it last night. As he thrusted in and out he hit Sasuke's prostate over and over, fucking him into submissive moans despite his weak protests. As his thrusts became faster and harder, Sasuke's foot started slipping, which caused Naruto to hook his other arm underneath his other knee, holding Sasuke's legs spread wide to make it easier to enter his tight passage.

"Oh Sasu-chan, you look so sexy in this apron. I'm glad you put it on." "Na-Naruto...I'm going-ah to kill, ngh, you for this, OH!" "You're close aren't you baby?" Naruto panted in his ear as he sped up his thrusts, moving Sasuke up and down his dick faster and faster. He hooked his elbow underneath one of his knees and started pumping his lover's erection to match his moves until they both came explosively.

Considering that Sasuke's ass was already full of Naruto's cum from the night before, the majority of it overflowed around the sides of his ass and leaked down Naruto's soon softened member, while his own cum was shot all over his stomach. Both panting from their previous activity, Sasuke started to wiggle at his uncomfortable position.

"D-Dobe! Let me down so I can KILL YOU!" His response was the tightening of Naruto's hands from under his knee and his soft cock, causing him to flinch. He could practically feel the evil glint in the other's eyes. "Nah, Sasu-chan, I think it's the other way around. I'll be killing you by drowning you in pleasure for the rest of the night." Sasuke gave a mortified look before he was placed on the kitchen counter.

"H-Hey! This is the kitchen!" That comment only made Naruto's smirk grow more. "Well Sasu-chan, you are wearing an apron, and they are only worn for kitchen activities, wouldn't you agree?"

Oh yes, Sasuke was doomed.