I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW SORRY I AM THAT I STILL HAVEN'T UPDATED THIS STORY BUT WITH SCHOOL AND EVERYTHING I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE CHAPTER 4 BUT NOW THERE'S A 4 DAY WEEKEND OVER HERE BECAUSE OF THE MILITARY PARADE THING HERE IN CHINA AND I'M GONNA TRY MAKE UP FOR IT AND UPLOAD THE NEXT CHAPTER SOONER BUT I'M NOT SURE BECAUSE I HAVE A SHITLOAD OF HOMEWORK AND I HAVE TO WRITE AN ESSAY ON CONFUCIANISM AND I HAVE TO STORYBOARD A FILM AND I HAVE TO PREPARE FOR A DISCUSSION PANEL ON FOSSIL FUELS AND ITS IMPACT ON ECONOMY, POLITICS, ETHICS, CULTURE, ENVIRONMENT AND SOCIETY AND YOU PROBABLY AREN'T READY THIS ANYWAYS SO I'LL STOP. And now for chapter 4! Reviews make me happy! I don't fucking own Hetalia. Hope you guys have noticed this by now. But I know that I left with a cliffhanger last chapter so lets get on with it. Also, someone said that it was kinda hard to tell who was who so I'll put brackets with the country name behind probably confusing names.
"Did I hear you right? You what?" Milen (Bulgaria) asked.
"Da, Amelia and I are dating." Ivan said, with a smile on his face.
"What the fuck?" Vladimir (Romania) asked again, genuinely confused.
"And how the fuck am I supposed to answer that?" Ivan asked.
Meanwhile, Alice (Fem England) finally managed to pushed Francis off of her.
"What the bloody hell was that? Get off of me you git!"
"But you did not push me off before! And kissing me back says otherwise about your feelings towards me." Francis said, eyes fluttering in a flirty way.
"Well now I am bloody pushing you off me. Now go away!" Alice shouted, stomping off somewhere else. As she marched full-marching speed without having to run, she saw Amelia (Fem America) dragging Gilbert somewhere away. Being left with no choice, she went to the other members of her trio of our favorite magicians.
Now, as you may be wondering at this stage, why exactly was Amelia dragging Gilbert off to a corner to talk to him? Why for the same reason that Milen and Vladimir were mind-fucked.
"B-but you hate him!" Gilbert shouted face dusted with a light pink from blood rushing to the tiny arteries on his face.
"Well I don't hate him anymore okay? Jeez, take a chill pill." Amelia said, sitting on a park bench at the beach that was set up. And, with this, well Gilbert half ran a hand through his hair and half pulled on his hair. Really, had he used any more force, it would probably look like he was trying to rip half of his scalp off. But he wasn't.
Amelia was truly tired at Gil for trying to convince her to not like Ivan during the past half an hour. He was nice that Gil thought that she could get hurt by him, since Gilbert thought that Ivan was some kind of psycho killer or something, but he could also be the sweetest person ever.
"For how long have you been keeping this from the awesome me?" Gilbert asked, although saying awesome, his voice leaked with dripping disappointment, lacking his normal excitement and his face kinda drooped, sorta wrinkly like somehow, he miraculously aged 60 years and is now some kind of an old grandfather looking down at his granddaughter.
"Psh, I dunno, like since last year?" Amelia said carelessly picking at her red and blue nails that she painted carefully. Gilbert was anything but careless about it. His eyeballs could have fallen out and had his eyebrows not been attached to the skin above his eyes, they would have made many, many orbits by now. Amelia ignored this and just yawned. "Anyways, I'm bored man, Gil, let's go play truth or dare or seven minutes in heaven or something."
"Okay, lets go. Just promise that you won't hide anything from the awesome me next time okay? That would not be awesome." Gilbert said, slightly hurt as he started to walk back to the big group of people in front of the school, with Amelia following.
"Relax, you're like the first person I told, man." Amelia said, laughing at Gilbert's pout when she said this.
"Hey, since you kinda told me about y'know, you're not so awesome love life, why don't I tell you about my so much more awesome love life?" Gilbert said, proudly placing a hand on his chest dramatically, whipping his head. Amelia rolled her eyes and Gilbert took this as a cue to continue his 'awesome' story.
"Soo, guess who I asked out today?" Gilbert said in an awkwardly egotistic voice in the even more awkward silence between them. Amelia just looked down as she walked, digging her toes into the sand.
"You probably wanna tell me yourself man, but I have my guesses." Amelia said, in a voice that was kind of defeated. Of course, Gilbert here was a bit to ignorant to hear it in her voice.
"I know, you write it on a not as awesome piece of paper and then I'll tell you!" Gilbert said excitedly, which only added to the uncomfortable layer of only air between them. Amelia proceeded to look for a pen and paper. Which she did not find.
"Hey Gilbert, stop for a second and turn around. I'll write it in the sand, step away, and then you can tell me." Amelia said a little warmer but still had a 'make this bullshit quick' attitude in her voice. And Gilbert, being as desperate as he was to change the topic was more than eager to do so and turned around.
Amelia wrote down a name in the sand and stepped in front of Gilbert. Gilbert smiled.
"So, the awesome me recently just asked Liz out!" Gilbert smiled proudly. Then he turned around and saw the name that was written on the sand. "How did you know?"
"You guys have been friends for how long? And Roderich recently came out. Deduction bitch." Amelia said, half jokingly, which caused a joint chorus of chuckling between them, reducing the awkward air significantly as Amelia used her feet to wipe the name from the sand and walk towards the main party.
Some time after Gilbert and Amelia's more than slightly awkward chatting, Amelia became drunk enough to start the game of truth or dare.
"SOOOOooooooo truth or dare you son of a bitches!" Amelia boomed loudly from the stage set up with a microphone, immediately, all of the teenagers who were not completely wasted or on another island altogether came and sat in a circle on the sand, kind of like they would in kindergarten or pre-school (or whatever you call it).
So, putting all of the participants' names on a phone application with quite a few spelling mistakes here and there since they were fucking drunk off their asses. Pressing the big red button on her phone, she saw it land on the name Mathias (Denmark).
"Truth or dare bro?" Amelia asked, loudly from the bottles of beer that she'd been binge drinking. Everyone knew that Mathias was going to choose dare.
"Dare!" Pressing the red button with the word 'dare' printed on it, Amelia read like she was bored. Inside, she was laughing her ass off at how outrageous the dare was.
"Take an empty cup and let the person sitting on both sides of you spit into it. You have to drink it." Amelia read, earning a mix of mutters and a chorus of 'eww's
An empty cup was passed around to Mathias. A not very happy Berwald (Sweden) and a completely red Nora (Fem Norway) Were sitting next to him. The two people sitting next to him however, had no choice but to spit into the cup, both of them scrunching their faces at the mixed, sloppy liquid in the cup. Mathias also went a mix of red and green when he saw the liquid. Green from the disgust and red because of what every one of us dear readers should know.
Mathias then put the cup to his lips and downed the whole thing as if he was drinking beer all at once. He then proceeded to drink an entire bottle of beer to wash it out. As Mathias was intoxicating himself, Amelia began the next round and pressed on the button that would determine the next person doomed to the choice.
It ended up being Francis. Francis ended up choosing truth. To be 100% honest, Francis himself couldn't even remember the full truth. Lets just say that in the end, everyone attending the game could agree that they did not need an accurate account of his sex life.
Felicia (Fem Italy) was the next of the long list of people to fall victim to the doomed application on Amelia's small box that was also known as her phone. Felicia, chose truth after Lovino's constant convincing.
"So, Feli, if you had to be stuck on an island for the rest of your life with someone, who would it be?" Amelia asked, drinking what seemed like her hundredth beer of the day.
"Veh- it would be big brother Lovi because I like him the best." Felicia said innocently. By now, Lovino's face was boiling and every other nation was laughing as hard as they should at what Felicia was implying. Lovino swore that day that he would never be playing truth or dare with Felicia again.
Ludwig got chosen by the deadly wheel that spun. Being Gilbert's brother, he had to be 'awesome' enough to choose dare. That's exactly what Ludwig chose.
"So, Luddy," Amelia began. Ludwig broad at Amelia's use of nicknames as she continued, "you have to drink another beer, spin around 10 times in the middle of the circle and make out with the first person that you happen to land to."
Ludwig drank another beer to add on to his already drunk and unclear head (which would explain why he was even playing this 'childish' game to begin with). When he stood in the middle, he kind of hobbled, kind of spun around and eventually managed to stumble to someone. Without thinking, he proceeded to grab said person's face and he mentally noted to himself that it was a girl. Then he carried out his dare without any disappointment. It was like actual making out with tongue and all.
Alice was nowhere near happy that in a game of truth or dare, Bridget (Ireland) was making out with some random guy. Not that Ludwig was that random, they knew him and were on okay terms with him but in Alice's opinion, that didn't make it okay to just make out with him.
Alice had expected Bridget to sensibly reject Ludwig and quit the game but no, she even kissed back and eased into the rest of the game.
Alice was furious. She did not enjoy having to drag Bridget by one arm, storming to a private place, so that she didn't make a joke out of the entire Kirkland family.
"What do you want?"