Chapter 2

Once the fire burnt out, and they ran out of fuel, the darkest of dark descended upon the small cave, a dark darker than even the most emo of teenager. Using a combined group effort from the angels the wall was knocked out of the ring K.O, and they made their way through hell - Following the leader, the leader, to see as far as Lucifer could go.

"I will literally turn you into a piece of frog poop if you do not stop." Said Gabriel turning on Jesus, who kept whistling the tune highway to hell for the last two hours.

"Make me shortie." He said giving him the finger.

Gabriel raised his own snapping fingers in warning

"Hold up" said Judas intervening. "Jesus apologise."

"No, don't wanna."

"Jesus." He said putting on his mom voice.

"fine." He pouted "I am sorry you are sound deaf and cannot appreciate my awesome tunes."

Gabriel glared at him with malice.

"Fuck me." Said Lucifer stopping.

"I volunteer." Said Sam slapping his hands over his mouth at his pavilion response.

Gabriel decided to take revenge later, it would be far too obvious to do anything now.

A hoard of skeletons ran out of the mountainside their swords raised high.

"Step aside peasants." said Gabriel, unlacing his boot and the left shoe of everyone in the company, till he had a collection of shoes. Then one by one he threw the ugly and strange shoes at the skeletons heads.

Their skulls turned into powdered bone and they fell down, dust in the wind.

Everyone politely clapped, except Dean, who "accidently" sprayed cocky Gabriel in the face who was doing "I am the most awesome" dance, which consists of a lot of unnecessary booty shaking and twerking.

Gabriel turned on Dean, a pissed look on his face, and fire clasped within his hand.

"Sorry." Said Dean innocently, "It was an accident, I'm still learning how to control this body, (that still no one has fixed)."

"Why you little skank, that was no accident," said Gabriel diving for him, and missing as Dean jumped from Cas to Sam, who Gabriel didn't dare touch. "Ill get you later for this Winchester." said stinky smelly Gabriel vowing yet another revenge in the space of 1 hour.

Dean just stuck out his tongue, he was untouchable perched atop his massive moose of a brother.

Before long it was raining blood and they were forced to find shelter from the ashen dessert. After a hour or so of stumbling through the dust and dirt a cave was sighted by Michael. The cave was an exact replica of the previous one, and Dean swore was the same tree as well, which Lucifer insisted was in fact a completely different cave, and everything looked the same in hell, a curse of the place. Jesus accused him of leading them in circles, Lucifer threatened to fry Jesus into crispy fried chicken, Jesus promptly shut up, knowing at least this once what was best for him.

After a few more complaints, everyone retired to their respective corner and fell immediately asleep, except of course two guards, Michael and Sam, who got on pretty well despite everything.

The cave was awoken to the sound of Castiel and Dean arguing.

"Dean how could you." Said Castiel upset, throwing a pair of Jesus's boxes in Deans, very human and very confused face.

"Jesus." Said Judas disappointed "I thought we meant something."

Cas was the first one to storm out of the cave together, Judas following close behind, leaving a very confused Dean and upset Jesus.

"Tough break." Commented Gabriel.

Dean and Jesus zeroed in on Gabriel at the same time, cartoon like realisation flashing across their face.

"Gabriel." Said Dean angrily.

"paybacksa bitch."

The naked Dean Lunged at Gabriel who danced backwards, a combination of breakdancing, and jazz. Dean lunged again, pulling out a few of Gabe's feathers as he flew up, his gold reflective, shiny wings expanding along the length of the cave, blinding everyone with their reflective light within the dark bowels of hell.

"There is one thing you don't do, and that is messing with a mans relationship." said Jesus a cold fury in his eyes no one had seen since the dark ages.

Trying to not let the fear show Gabriel wiggled his eyebrows, disappearing out of the cave and into the dark purple sky, a deep dark void that encompassed the ceilings of hell.

Jesus span on the spot, shining stars and glitter covered him fully, and he transformed into a beautiful superhero. A giant J across his chest and a blood red cape to match, he was J-zee the rebel, and he was out for blood. Jesus raised his fist up high, his matching red gloves directing the way and he flew high into the void, following Gabriel's ascent.

Jesus struck a pose, hands on hips and head held high, his long hair bellowed in the feral cold wind behind him.

POW! He struck out his fist.

BAM! He kicked Gabriel in the thigh.

WHAM! Gabriel clipped the underside of Jesus's jaw sending him back flipping through the sky.

WHOOM! Jesus flew up speedily and span Gabriel around in a circle.

BAARG! Gabriel bear hugged Jesus

SPLAT! Jesus spat at him

POW! POW! Gabriel double struck Jesus in the gut

"I was hoping it wouldn't come to this," said Jesus clutching his stomach. "But you give me no choice."

Gabriel laughed cockily "You cannot hurt me."

Zap! Jesus struck Gabriel with lightening

"I did not know you could do that." Gabriel said surprise on his face as he fell backwards, wings singed, he landing with a PUFF! In the dust, causing Dean who had found a pair of pants and was now watching the fight eagerly to get covered head to toe in dust.

Jesus landed beside Gabriel victory written on his cape in flashing neon colours. He grabbed Gabriel by the ear and dragged him across the dessert where his lover, and Castiel were sulking.

"Ow." Complained Gabriel.

"Tell them what you did." Said Jesus throwing Gabriel down in the dust.

"Nothing."

"The truth!" encouraged Dean.

"It was me." Sulked Gabriel "Your boy toy Dean did not cheat with this douche."

"I know." said Judas.

"You do." Said Jesus

"Of course, no way would you sleep with him." said Judas disapprovingly.

"Hey!" said Dean "He would be lucky to have this ass."

Judas snorted.

"Why did you do it?" asked Cas to Gabriel.

"For revenge of course."

"No," said Cas "that is not the reason."

Gabriel got uncomfortable, shuffling his shoes.

"Out with it then shortie." Said Dean threatingly banishing his gun.

"I'm in love with -

*BAM* a giant explosion interrupted Gabriel.

"Run. Now." Said Judas in a scarily calm tone.