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Roe D' Normandy

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Welcome to the family of Insane Filipinos, guys or gals (gender equality)!

Now, onward.

Warnings: signs of rape etc. and man tears.

"Sorry, but nope!" the American turned his head away from the younger land, not lad.

"Oh, come on. Al!" Emman whined, "I made a promise to Felipe that I'd take care of Basty's wounds!" A small head appeared beside him in the shape of Felipe's head and winked at him. The teen shook his head and waved it off.

"And since when do you keep promises?" Al retorted, pouting.

Emman raised a hand and opened his mouth to reply something smart but both faltered when none came to mind. Alfred "Fantabulous" Jones just smiled triumphantly at the guy as he sighed of frustration. "Look, I know I'm a geek and a nerd," he admitted. "But seriously man, when it comes to medical terms, I'm seriouser than serious."

Alfred just stared at the kid, eyeing him suspiciously. "This isn't because you don't wanna share a bed with me right?"

Ding ding ding! Bull's eye!

"Uh... duh?!" Emman simply stated. "I mean that has got to be the gayest thing I have ever done or will do! That, and I meant most of what I said before."

"Oh, come on! It's not like we're gonna do that!" Alfred scoffed. "Look, I'll just sleep on the other side, and you on the other."

"I don't think that'll make me feel any better." Emman deadpanned. "Especially since I sleep with no shirt on and neither do you."

"Okay, then, you can just switch with the others, it's not like they don't have the same issue."

Emman gritted his teeth and cursed. This guy was giving him no choice at all. Guess who's sleeping on the floor...

On the other hand, the same thing is happening towards the other two. Spain however...

Basty shivered. He can't believe it. He just CAN'T believe it! He even refused to think about it! But he can't help it! He's gonna share a bed... with his worst nightmare. Spain. Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. The guy who enslaved them for the longest time in his entire history. The guy who tortured him and sold off his 'sister' Borneo to other countries.

It just had to be Spain.

I mean, why can't it be Japan? I mean, Japan is much more favorable since he gave them 'freedom'. At least just a little bit. And they're cool now.

Why? Why must be the world (*coughauthorcough*) so cruel to him? Sure he smokes, but at least, he was part of the people who took care of the world, being part of a nation and all!

But noooo, the world (*coughreaderscough*) just had to be so sadistic that he had to share it with the one he despised.

"Basty, mi amigo." Oh, speak of the devil. "You seem so tense. Is there something bothering you?"

Basty turned around, only to jump a foot in the air as his roommie was an inch away from his face.

Basty's face was tainted slightly pink. He was never one to socialize. Even if he was, he still wouldn't... eherm... how do I say this? Take advantage of the 'relationship'. Not that he actually HAD a real relationship. (Technically, the last time only lasted for a few weeks.) So... let's all just say that he's still 'innocent' after all those years just to fend off the awkwardness.

He continued to move further away on the - their- bed from his companion as he noticed that he was shirtless.

"W-w-why are you shirtless?!" he practically yelled.

Spain gave a confused face. "Well first, it's practically a hundred degrees outside kinda makes me wanna wonder how you continued to live here; second, is it not normal to take your shirt off in the Philippines?; third, the air conditioner's remote won't work and I just came from a bath," the Spaniard replied/explained.

"That doesn't give you the right to not tell me! Honestly, and you say that you were-are educated," Basty scoffed and crossed his arms. There was silence fora few moments as Spain eyed his practically-historically-based-son.

"Wait a minute." Spain lunged forward on the bed to examine his companion only to have him move backward and hit the wall.

"Basty, mi compadre," Spain whispered. Ai dios mio! This is turning out to be every fangirl's dream- I mean, eherm, ew, rape, yuck, bleck, gross!

"Are you meaning to tell me..."

Esteban winced.

"...that you're still virgin?"

Ding ding ding! Double bull's eye!

Basty almost wanted to cry right then and there. Nothing, and I mean, nothing can bruise a man's ego except being called a virgin. Really. Basty shut his eyes tight, preparing for the ultimate humiliation.

Instead, Spain pulled back and smiled down at him. He didn't smirk- but smile!

"That's okay, mi amigo," Spain said. "No need to cry. I won't tell anyone that you're still like... that."

This was the reason Basty hated Spain. No matter how much he tries, Spain always gets the better of him.

...

It was almost seven and still Japan was, admittedly, happy. And disappointed. But happy nonetheless.

He was happy because he had a roommate that can cook like him-maybe even better, but he was sad that he can't be with the guy that had a lot of video games and watched tons of anime. He was also told that Danny also watched anime but not that much.

Because he was the first to be told of the sudden change of plans, he immediately called room service to bring him another mattress since he knew half as much as the others that Filipinos are most likely to be bed hogs. No matter how Felipe denies it.

A small knock on the door alerted the Japanese man to walk up to there and open it. But only to be greeted by a messy mop of brown-ish black hair, looking for a bed to sleep.

"Where the hell's the bed?" the lad-supposedly Danny by the obvious resemblance of Felipe and his accent-slurred lightly, obviously sober. He entered the room-well, barged actually and collapsed on the bed.

"Are you sober?" Japan asked, "what exactly did you drink? And how much?"

"Nothing...just some...Emperador...a few shots..." Danny continued to slur, "I think."

Japan sighed. This was not the Danny he knew centuries back then.

Danny used to be so...tribal, until the short 2-year visit with Britain. That practically shut him up for a while. If he remembered quite correctly, it was probably because of England that Malaysia and him are always fighting. Other than that, he was a cute kid. But comparing him from back then and him today, it was quite a wonder really to why it was as different as a meter stick and a metal rod.

His appearance never changed though. Same messy hair and the brown-ish skin that probably paled over the years of being under his rule. The only thing different in the features were his growth spurt and the disgusting smell of alcohol on him. Jeez, where did the guy end up before stumbling in his room? At an hour like this?

As if reading his mind, Danny answered, "Found a bar a few floors below... should've been there... were a lot of girls... and wine..." Then he laughed like an idiot. If it was an anime, there'd practically be a drool coming from his mouth.

Well that explained a lot.

Japan sighed as he sat on the bed next to the other's.

Well, that was his hopes being crushed.

I do hope his being sober ends before the meeting tomorrow.

Replies:

Avelina Teuton: Yeah, sure, miss (I'm not sure if you are a miss but tell me if I am mistaken). I was just having an idea like that XD. Thanks! I have been thinking over this for quite a while.

Parallel Pairs: Really, it was that hilarious? And yes and no to your questions. XD

NoIdea135: You mind reader! How did you guess my thoughts for the next few chapters?! Are you psychic?! And yeah... Felipe is... kinda like France sometimes... yeah...

Roe D' Normandy: I have no words to describe how awesome you are to review even though you have no words to write. XD Hehe.

Guest: Maybe...

Strictly Satire: Calm down man! I just had an exam! Chill! XD

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A/N: Again, hi guys! And I'm sorry if the setting, specifically the date and time is confusing. My mind is confusing and it tends to keep itself that way. I still haven't thought this through, so just... bear with me, okay? I'm having trouble squeezing updating this thing into my schedule. So until I update next time, just please wait. ^^