Me: Jace, go away please. I'm already in trouble with Raphael.

Jace: Too bad, so sad.

Simon: Here we go again...

Ah, So here we are again. More crap about Shadowhunters. Bleh.

They don't use firearms. Whatever. More advantage to us vampires.

Wow. Stop stroking your revolver, that's disturbing.-J.H.

You're just jealous.-R.N.

Both of you cut it out. Ryan's about to shoot you Jace, you realize that there's a gun at your head, right?-S.L.

So, there's a lot in here. It basically says on this page that Shadowhunters rush unprepared into hand-to-hand combat. And it also says that you guys need to know a lot about every weapon. Cuz good looks don't get you anywhere with demons, so they're invalid weapons. *cough cough* Herondale...-R.N.

I don't appreciate that. -J.H.

Well, I don't appreciate your face, but no one's doing anything about that, so suck it up. You're a big boy now...or do you want your mommy? Or rather, Alec's mommy...-R.N.

I hate him too, but that's a little cruel.-S.L.

*This* is my "I don't care" face. -R.N.

Apparently, most Institutes don't have the right weapons because there's this sidebar in the codex that says to make sure that they're well stocked. Hah. The sidebar right under that says that the weapons are marked with runes to keep demons from healing. Do you guys not answer any ascending Shadowhunter's question yourself? Or do you just let the Codex do it? Lazy people...-S.L.

I find a need to point out that we do answer questions. It just comes in handy to have it in the Codex.-J.H.

Because someone will totally wake up from a nap after you tell 'em and forget why the runes are on their sword. -S.L.

I'm gonna seriously abbreviate this next section. Apparently Shadowhunters don't know what swords and axes and bows are so they go into detail about it. But it does mention Seraph blades. Not everyone knows about those. So: special daggers made of adamas that you have to memorize a bunch of angel names in order to use. Adamas is a heavenly metal and all that crap. It also mentions that iron's toxic to faeries and silver to werewolves and vampires. It causes a lot of pain for us. Gold is toxic to demons and blah blah. And a bunch of stuff about holy wa

AHHHH HERONDALE WHAT IN THE NAME OF RAZIEL ARE YOU DOING?! I'M TRYING TO WRITE A BOOK HERE!-R.N.

Your comment about holy water reminded me I had holy water with me.-J.H

YOU COULD HAVE LET ME FINISH WRITING BEFORE YOU GOT MY RIGHT HAND! AHH JELL-O CUPS! THAT STINGS...-R.N.

Since Ryan can't write in anything but sloppy capital letters with his left hand until his right hand recovers, I'll be taking over for a while. I'll skip Armor and all the stuff Shadowhunters like to carry around through the grocery store. All you need to know about Sensors is that they're a Shadowhunter's psychic powers so they know when demons are around. I'll exclude history of Sensors and all the FAQs and crap.

Steles are used for advanced body art called Marking. Shadowhunters like to draw runes on themselves.

It's called protection.-J.H.

Ryan asked me to write in, "your mom is protection, but you don't have one. Burn!" So I humored him, though I wish you two would stop fighting like caged dogs. It's getting boring. -S.L.

Witchlight stones, in a nutshell, are Shadowhunter flashlights. And thats it for Chapter One. YAY! -S.L.

!**Ryan wishes you all to know that he won't be writing in the next chapter because Jace just dumped more holy water on him. Thank You.-Simon**!