Welcome back for day 4!

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I will warn, this will most likely be the shortest of my entries but it's completely worth it. I think lol. I hope everyone is enjoying the week so far and has checked out some of the awesome MidLu week entries out there!

But, on to the reading!

Day 4 - Copy

"Oh. My. God! Lu-Bitch you ARE a perv!"

Lucy pulled back from the deep dark pit of her closet and pushed herself to sit up kneel. It was the loud brunette's fault she was digging in the Endless Void in the first place. The bottom of her closet, so aptly named, had become the catch all for everything she didn't have a place for. It went against every perfectionist and OCD trait she had. After five years of living in the same small apartment, twelve if one counted the time lost while she was on Tenrou Island, she had that much stuff accumulated. It would probably be easier and wiser to upgrade into something a little bigger. But she liked her apartment and the crotchety old landlord. The woman didn't need to hold the place while she'd been gone and presumed dead, but to her own luck, she did.

"What are y-" She started as she turned to see what her friend was yelling about only to pause mid-sentence. Her eyes went wide and she choked on her own spit. Oh god. Fuck me man, I know I put that damn thing up. Didn't I? "CANA! W-where did you find that?"

Cana grinned as she shook the object in her hand, giggling as it wiggled obscenely. "Ohhh, just laying around."

"Seriously Lucy," Erza sighed flatly from her perch at Lucy's desk. "You cannot simply leave things like that just anywhere. What if Wendy had found it?"

Lucy shot daggers at the two women with her eyes. One was the poster child for Perverts-R-Us while the other hid her dark and twisted perversions behind a wall of misguided sense of propriety. She'd been forced to view the redhead's collection not once or twice but easily a good dozen times. For her to sit there and scold her for one toy just seemed seriously fucked up. "It wasn't just laying around!" She bellowed as she pushed up from the floor. "It was in my underwear drawer!"

The brunette shook the object at her as though it were a sword or a light saber. "Again, you ARE a perv!"

She tried to grab it from the woman only to have it yanked from her grasp. "No. I'm not now give me the damn thi-Erza!"

"Where did you buy this?" The scarlet haired mage asked as she stole the toy from Cana's grasp and walked over to sit on the bed. "It's very well made. Nice detail and I must admit I'm impressed with the size."

And that was the question of the hour. She hadn't bought the thing, well not technically. She'd purchased the kit and recommended silicone friendly paints to make it but the model had volunteered freely. "Well…" She hemmed and hawed uneasily. "Um…"

Cana stuck her lip out in a pout but followed the redhead to the bed and took a seat next to her. "No kidding. I want one like this," she mused. "It's seriously realistic with that slight curve and not all awkward like most dildos are."

"Uh..." Lucy blinked. She didn't have a response for that. Dildos were awkward? What did that even mean? Sure she didn't have a whole lot in the way of experience before she'd gotten together with the sexy, closet beast that was her boyfriend six month ago. She'd only been with one other prior to him, but she'd owned a few toys. They weren't awkward so much as they just weren't him. His length, his girth, every bump and ridge seemed to be perfectly molded for her. Only he could make her scream her face off and sending her flying.

"Um. Lucy. That…that isn't what I think that is. Is it?"

All three women jumped at the male voice and looked over to find Midnight standing in Lucy's doorway, his face more ashen than it usually was. A very amused Cobra stood beside him looking as though he was trying his best not to laugh.

Just fucking shoot me. She'd promised when she'd made the toy that no one would ever lay eyes on that thing. That had been the deal he'd made when he begrudgingly sat through the mold making process and the painting process. She'd wanted a perfect replica. To be caught red handed with it not only out but in the hands of the terrifying, hammer wielding loud mouth that was Erza Scarlet would only result in him burning the damn thing. Even if he did enjoy watching her use it. "Baby I pro-"

"It's just a dildo Midnight." The brunette let out a dramatic sigh, cutting her off. "No need to freak the hell out."

"Precisely." Erza agreed readily, using the phallic toy in her hand as a pointer. "All women have them."

Lucy caught the aggravation and sheer embarrassment in her boyfriend's face. She was so dead. The toy was a goner. She'd be forced to destroy her perfect replica of his most intimate part. She'd be back to using her fingers on lonely nights when he was gone and that only made her want him more. At least with junior there, I had a piece of him to get me by till he came back. All because she had some noisy fucking friends that made an easy habit of digging through her shit. "Yea but um…well…" She stuttered as she tried to grab for the device only to have the wicked witch of Fairy Tail pull just out of reach. "That one is a little spe-'

A boisterous guffaw of laughter cut her off, once again. Cobra held his stomach as a fit of laughter, the likes she'd never seen him have, took over. "Oh god!' He managed between the chuckling spells. "You guys didn't… Oh fuck… that's perfect!"

"Can we just put it up please?" The celestial mage cried. She didn't even need to look at the poison dragon slayer to know without a doubt he'd figured it out. She did chance a glance at her makeup wearing boyfriend who covered his face as he let out a groan of vexation.

"What's the big deal?" Cana asked, looking confused.

Erza gave a shrug. "That's what I'd like to know." She pointed the toy at Lucy and then Macbeth. "You two act like we were passing a real penis around."

"Well…" Cobra grinned

The requip mage blanched at the simple word. Her eyes darted down to the toy in her hand and she suddenly flung it across the room like she'd just been told it would give her leprosy and her tits would fall off. "Oh god. Mid…Mac…" She stuttered with a deepening blush. "Lucy, I am so sorry. Please. Punch me for touching your boyfriend's penis."

"Well it isn't exactly HIS penis," Lucy winced as she walked over to the closet to save her precious toy before it could be sucked into the pit of hell that was her closet. "Per se…"

Macbeth stood frozen, staring at the floor in front of him as if were suddenly the most interesting thing in the room. Shades of pink and red streaked up his neck and lit his ears. She could practically feel the mortification wafting off of him. It wasn't that he had anything to be ashamed of. She knew hands down he had a few of the men in the guild beat in size. Including the few times she'd glimpsed Natsu completely naked. It wasn't a small feat to out size a dragon slayer but lord did he. Her body instantly dampened at the thought of his beautiful, pale body naked and writhing between her legs. Holding the reproduction of his lovely fucking cock in her hands certainly wasn't helping her plight there.

"It's alright man," The dragon slayer chuckled as he slapped the reflector mage on the back. "How many guys can say three women at once played with their cock?"

"Erik that isn't really the same thing," Lucy sighed as she shoved the toy back into her panty drawer.

Cana let out a sarcastic belt of laughter. "Close enough given we were all just fisting it a minute ago."

"Could we stop with the discussion of playing with my penis please?" Midnight groaned.

Lucy turned a glare at her friends before giving the same to the dragon slayer as she moved over to slip her arms around her boyfriend. She brushed her lips softly against his and gave him a weak smile, her nose brushing against his in an eskimo kiss. "Be glad it was just a copy and not the real thing," She whispered. A snort sounded to her left and she kicked her foot out, chuckling when the man beside them grunted and mumbled a string of obscenities. "Only I get that."

"You're damn straight," Midnight smiled. "Clear the place out so we can discuss what you'll be getting in the future."

The wicked gleam in his eye and firm set of his lips had her swallowing hard. She knew exactly what his discussion would most likely entail and it made her quiver in anticipation. God she fucking loved him. "Yes sir," she grinned. "And I'll be sure to go sanitize it too."

He smiled and pulled her back to him to nip at her bottom lip as though there was no one around. "I love you Doll."

"I love you too Baby," she smiled before pulling away to go do as he'd ordered. Maybe he'd let her keep it after all.

So there is a little humor for you all. I couldn't resist. The idea popped into my head and I said "Oh yes. Lucy would so convince Midnight to allow her to use a Clone-A-Willy kit on him. Hell…I would LOL!

But hopefully you guys enjoyed.

Tomorrow is Silence.

Don't forget…in just four days!

~BixLu Week, November 2015~

GemNika and I have officially lost our goddamn minds. So, we've created BixLu Week, and decided that it should begin on All Souls Day. What better day to give our favorite Seith mage some lovin'? The dates are from November 1, 2015 – November 7, 2015. And here are the prompts:

Day 1: Fix

Day 2: Hidden

Day 3: Home

Day 4: Doctor

Day 5: Vendetta

Day 6: Fluffy

Day 7: Space

Please let me know if you're planning on writing for either of these pairing weeks, so I can make sure to check out your stories! Get those fingers to the keyboard and get to work! I know I'm extremely excited to see what you all write!

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Till tomorrow…Big hugs!

Princess Nana