Hello guys, sorry for the delay, there are two chapters that I have yet to finish(With one of them having Johann kissing Steve willingly, NO MORE TELLING!) so I'm giving you this one to make you wait a tad bit longer, sorry again.

WARNING: Slight crack, Mpreg, Slash, Threesome(Shared Lover), 5+1 things, Johann is so done with everybody, Clint and Tony shenanigans, the author is mean to Johann
Timeline: Harry's still pregnant in this one

5.

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When he wasn't at his HYDRA base, Johann was staying at Avenger Towers with his family. The Avengers weren't in the Tower, too busy fighting some of newest HYDRA bots he had asked some lowly HYDRA agent to unleash in New York and when he had got home to his family, he had warned Steve on the incoming danger. Since then, he was waiting for them to return by reading on the couch, his kids playing a game of chess silently.

"Mister Schmidt"said JARVIS suddenly"The Avengers are in the elevator"

"Anybody hurt? Harry?"asked Johann, raising his head from his book.

"Some of them have bruises and scratch but nothing life threatening, Harry made sure of that"

Johann let out a relieved breath. Sometimes playing the bad guy and the neutral guy was hard, especially if two member of what he could consider his family were on the good side. The elevator dinged and Thor, Steve, Natasha, Bruce and Harry entered the living room. The twins cried in joy and ran toward their father to hug him while Johann stood up, and walked—nearly ran— to the smallest brunet of the group and embraced him protectively after the twins were done.

"You all right?"asked Johann, eyeing the wizard thoroughly and passing his hands all over his body, checking if he was hurt.

"Jo, I'm fine"Harry grabbed Johann's hands and placed them on his rounding stomach"The three of us are fine, Steve made sure of that"Another pair of hands settled on his stomach and a light kiss landed in his hair"I was just there as support in case everything went South"Harry gave him a butterfly kiss on the cheek.

Johann let out another relieved sigh and nodded curtly at Steve who also gave a curt nod. They may share a lover but that doesn't mean they liked each other, quite the contrary, they loved each other like a cat loves water. The lift dinged again and the rest of the Avengers entered the room while Johann walked Harry to the couch and settled him there before sitting down next to him and going back to his book. Clint suddenly shivered.

"Brrrrrr! Air's cold"said Clint

"It's just in your head"replied Sam

Clint suddenly giggled.

"What?"asked Tony

"Don't you guys think this cold is bone chilling?"asked Clint, all smirk and malice.

Silence.

Suddenly a giggle escaped the wizard's lips. Johann stopped reading, put away his book—not without marking his page— looked at the archer with a look that clearly said 'Bitch what?!'

Johann didn't know it, but Clint's puns would start something big.

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4.

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Why was he even attending an Avenger meeting? He wasn't even an Avenger! Johann sighed boredly.

"…meeting is over"

Holding back the whoop of joy, he was one of the first to exit the room with Harry—who waddled as fast as he could toward the bathrooms— and Stark.

"Schmidt, stay!"called Steve from inside the room.

"Lasst mich in Ruhe, Rogers!"growled Johann, but he still walked back into the room.

Inside, Steve, Johann and Hill discussed the plans Strucker's HYDRA were plotting and how to stop them and also the HYDRA agent Hill's source had captured for them to interrogate.

"Captain, ask Harry if he can make the man talk"said Hill.

"Harry is pregnant, his magic is wild, he won't be able to do it"replied curtly Steve, holding back a protective growl.

"Well, ask him for his serum truth, the Verity-thingy"added Hill.

"You used all the Veritaserum last month and Harry needs to brew some more and the potion is volatile and potent to both him and the twins"growled Johann"The other possible way to make the man talk is to go 'old school'"

"The man is HYDRA, Schmidt"hissed Steve, glaring at him"He's conditioned to not talk"

"And I'm HYDRA too, that doesn't mean I don't tell you all I know about what's going on within it"hissed Johann too"You just need to find the man's weakness and use it against him"

"Why me, Schmidt? Why not you since you're an expert in the subject"spat Steve

"Hello, Kapitän Dummkof! I'm supposed to be the Head of the New York Branch of HYDRA, I can't go around and start beating Strucker's men, I'd be putting my life at risk, Hell! I'm putting my life at risk since we started this three-way thing!"

"BOYS!"shouted Hill, cutting them.

The two super soldiers glared at each other before turning to her.

"Schmidt's right"—Johann gave a victorious look at Steve who was giving him a stinky eye—"BUT! Rogers is also right, HYDRA soldiers hardly talks about their plans"

Johann shrugged.

"Beat the answers out of him"suggested Johann casually with a shrug.

"That's the HYDRA way, not SHIELD's"hissed Steve.

"You want answers?"asked Johann and Hill and Steve nodded"Then when you want anything so badly, you do everything in your power to have it, this is not just HYDRA's way of thinking, this is also Humanity's one"

With that Johann exited the room and made a beeline for the elevator. As the doors started to close, a hand stopped them then Steve slipped inside.

"JARVIS, Penthouse, please"growled Johann.

The elevator moved and both men glared at each other during the ride.

"I don't like torturing"said suddenly Steve after a beat"But if it can help us know what Strucker's next move is, I'll do it, doesn't mean I like it"

Johann stared at the blond then nodded.

"I'm not asking you to like it"replied Johann calmly"Just to take the information, that's it…"—Johann paused—"… and if it can help protect Harry, I'm willing to also come and 'interrogate' the guy, I'll find a way not to compromise my cover afterward"

It was a silent rule between them, if something threatened Harry, they'll both put aside their hate for each other and protect their lover. The elevator dinged and Johann exited it, making his way toward the couch where Harry was dozing slightly on Tony's shoulder, both watching a TV show of something.

"Well, I have to go"said Steve with a smirk as he looked at Johann"I have a skull to crack"

"Ah, ah, ah, real funny Stars and Stripes"deadpanned Johann.

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3.

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They were back at the Tower, with him having to sneak out of his HYDRA base, claiming an important mission on field to the two girls he had promoted to be his PAs and take his place when it concerned all the reports he had to read and sign and also overseeing the R&D Department.

"I hate it"growled Johann as he slumped into the Avengers Tower's couch"Why do I have to sneak out of MY OWN base and lie when I get caught doing so?!"

Harry gave Johann a little smile before embracing the man to his chest, as close as his stomach allowed it.

"Well, we can say Red Skull isn't a 'making no bones about it' kind of guy"said Tony to everyone.

"I hate you all"growled Johann, burying his face into Harry's chest.

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2.

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"Oh sweet goddess!"squealed Pepper as Harry showed her the pictures of his latest sonogram. On it you could clearly see the developing babies and since it was a wizarding sonogram, the babies were moving on it. A few feet away, sitting at the large table in the Tower's Penthouse, Johann and Steve stared at the picture with pride, gazing at the wizard lovingly.

"Aren't they a little too small?"asked Pepper

Harry shook his head with a smile

"Nope, they're actually bigger"answered Harry"In male pregnancy, the baby is always smaller as it accommodates to their bearer's body but when you have two babies whose sires are super soldiers, well…They just are the average-baby-in-woman size and let me tell you, I fell their weight and strength on all of my organs"

Harry and Pepper shared a laugh.

"Well, we can say that when it comes to average"pipped up suddenly Tony "Skull is actually more than carpalable"

"I actually have to applaud you on this one Stark"replied Johann as the Avengers laughed at him"Because you actually put all of your brain into it!"

"Oh! Snap!"replied Harry between two laughs.

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1.

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For once, they were at Harry's shop—soon to be sold as it was taking a tool on the pregnant wizard— helping the wizard a bit. And, when they had been at the Tower, for all day long, Tony and Clint had cracked—yes he made an intentional pun!— skeletons jokes. And those two buffoons said them when he was within earshot, if not it wasn't funny.

"I swear if I hear ONE more joke about skeletons"hissed Johann as he helped Harry prepare a carrot cake"I'm going to go on a rampage!"

Harry raised an eyebrow, eyes focused on his carrots.

"Did the serum make you loose your funny bone?"asked Harry innocently, cutting carrots.

Johann was so done with the lot of them.

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+1

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No danger this time. It was the second week of peace in New York. Harry was in the kitchen of the Tower, making all of them home-made ice cream—a whim he had when he suddenly got the craving of cheesecake flavoured ice cream with honey, cucumbers, shallot and onions. By chance, the ice-creams of the others Avengers were relatively normal but the wizard's had strange things poking out of his.

"So what are your plans for today?"asked Harry, balancing his bowl on his round stomach then smiling when the bowl moved under a movement in his belly.

"Well, I intend to go back to my lab. And tinker with a few things"replied Tony, happily spooning down his coffee flavoured ice-cream.

"Nat? Clint?"asked the wizard, holding back a whine when one of the baby hit, it could be considered a butterfly touch to a normal baby but with his super soldier babe, it felt like a punch in the stomach.

"Classified"replied the two master assassins.

Harry rolled his eyes.

"Thor?"

"I think I'm going to visit my beloved in Alaska, she's currently researching the Aurora Borealis"

"Cover yourself, wouldn't want to find you a frozen Thor-tilla"joked Tony

Thor frowned.

"I don't see the resemblance between me and a flat bread"

Harry almost snorted his ice-cream through his nose.

"Don't ever change, Thor, please"wheezed Harry.

"What bout Johann? And Capsicle?"asked Tony

"I'm going to bone Harry"simply said Johann as if he were talking about the weather.

"JOHANN!"shouted a blushing Harry while Steve choked on his ice-cream.

Johann snickered and Harry threw a pillow at his face.