Chapter 2: Foreign world
Characters introduction of this chapter:
1) Tommy Mason - he is the main character of this novel, his an architect and a business man(Pyramid scam) at the same time. He lives in the United States of America and his past time hobby is bush crafting.
Race: Earth human(White mix with arabian blood); Height: 6'00"; Hair color: Brown; Eye color: Hazel; Occupation: Architect and businessman; Age: 24
2) Kyle Johnson - he is the secondary character of this novel, his a high school student and his fellow classmates called him nerd and virgin(He likes to invent things, and also an otaku). He also lives in the United States and his past time hobby is also bush crafting.
Race: Earth human(White); Height: 4'2"; Hair color: Blonde; Eye color: Blue; Occupation: High school student; Age: 13
3) Scarron - he is the owner of the Charming Fairy Inn, he is the father of Jessica. It's also a mystery why he is gay.
Race: Halkeginian human; Height: N/A; Hair color: Black; Eye color: Light brown; Occupation: Owner of Charming Fairy Inn
4) Jessica - she is the daughter of Scarron, she also works in Charming Fairy Inn.
Race: Halkeginian human; Height: N/A; Hair color: Black; Eye color: Blue; Occupation: Waitress; Age: 16
5) Turenne - he is a corrupt fatso aristocrat tax collector, his taxing is just so wrong and it's overpriced. He was always accompanied by his 6 bodyguards.
Race: Halkeginian human; Height: N/A; Hair color: Brown; Eye color: Black; Occupation: Tax collector
Chapter 2 starts at 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Somewhere in the forested area of the United States - April 13, 2016 - 5:00 AM(Earth time)
It was a dawn morning for our main character whose name is Tommy Mason, his attirement is composed of multi-camouflague pants, a black USA shirt, a marine khaki combat boots, and a multi-camouflague boonie hat. The area he is with now is relatively cold, he waked up in the sound of his alarm clock in his Apple I-Phone, then he peed in a nearby tree and did his daily morning exercises(Different kinds of stretches and push-ups), after he did his exercise he check his survival equipment in his survival bag.
"Guess time to check my daily survival equipment, what do we have hear? An Aitor Jungle King 1 survival knife, you will be in my right leg. In here is a multi-tool pliers with 16 different kinds of screws, your in my left leg. Then a 6 inches barrel S&W Model 686 .357 magnum revolver, with customize green night sights, your in my back. Next in here is my customized stainless steel fork slingshot with a 15mm steel balls, you will be in my chest portion. And my favorite of all! A 2 pairs of United Cutlery Tactical kunai throwing knives(3 knives each), your in my left and right shins. And last of all for my 24 inches homemade full tang bowie machete, your in my left shoulder." Tommy talks to himself while arranging his equipments outside the bag.
"Before I strap you all in my body, I'll take a bath 1st in a nearby river. Damn, this gonna be a fucking cold morning! It's not even winter yet." Tommy talks to himself again while taking out his soap, shampoo, towel, and his extra attires.
After getting his bathing items he goes to a nearby river with his bowie machete with him, while he was walking he notice a strange device blinking in his way, then he approached it and picked it up.
"What the hell is this device? Did some camper lost his toy or something? Well I better bring you back after I take a bath." Tommy bring the unknown device with him and continues to go to the river.
When he arrived in the river, he remove his attirement and proceed to go naked, then he takes a bath in a chilling flow of the river.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIITTT! YEEHAAW! Damn this water is freezing me! Better finish up fast before my body turns into anemic person!" Tommy shouted while taking a bath.
After taking his bath he return into his camp and fixes his equipments and items, then after finish fixing he proceed to observe the unknown device.
"What the hell is this device?... I should better find any print marks or logos in this device to where it came from... Hmm... What's this!? Made in USA? Serial no 0002. So this device is just no.2 in production out of 1,000 or 9,000 something?... There's an instruction in the back, let's read it. Push the switch button to release, enter pin code number(Serial number), then throw the device in 20 meters distance and wait for 5 to 10 seconds. Okay, I should give a try. No, I'll do it! I hope this is not some kind of lost bomb or some kind of lost weird government technology or something." Tommy observed, readen the unknown device's instructions, and said.
Then Tommy proceed to operate the unknown device.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE! TAKE COVER!" Tommy shouted, thrown the unknown device, and takes his cover in back of the tree.
"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0... Is it done?" Tommy said then take a peek.
"W-W-Wh-Wha-WHAT THE FUCK! Is that a portal!?" Tommy shockingly said seeing a portal in the forest that made by the device.
"So that device was a portal maker ha? I don't know what kind of world, dimension, or universe I might go to if I enter that portal. But beats me, I wanna try and go there, I hope theres no kind of ugly aliens out there just like in sci-fi horror movies... Wait! I better bring my mountain bike with me! Stay there and hold first Mr. Portal." Tommy said and runs back to his camp to get his mountain bike.
After getting his mountain bike he says, "O-kay! I'm now fully equip and in full battle gear, adios USA! Alien world here I go! I as a Murican came to bring lots of FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY! USA FUCK YEAH!"
Then he entered the portal and the portal disappeared in the forest.
"OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!" Tommy shouted while he falls into the dimensional tunnel.
Then he falls into ground and says, "AW! What the fuck! That was one fucking hella of trip! Oh, I forgot! COME AND GET ME ALIENS! I'LL FUCKING BRING AMERICANS DEMOCRACY IN TO YOUR ASSES! AN AMERICAN PATRIOT IN HERE WILL BRING YOU TONS OF FREEDOM!"
Then he stops his arrogance shouting, and he notice something was different, he expect something but his expectation was different from the reality. He looks around and he saw many foreign people with different faces and ethnicity, and they looked at him like he was from another land, and the people around him starts murmuring. He ignore them but stood his ground and keep observing the place that he was thrown to.
"Where the hell am I? Am I in Europe? Did I just got back in time of the medieval era? Why they are speaking in European like language? Oh!? Their speaking in bastardized french language! Luckily I understand what they are saying, thanks to that french language book that I buyed in Floor Mart." Tommy said in his mind while looking at the people and the unfamiliar place.
"Hey, is he a foreign commoner?" "I don't know, I never seen a commoner like that. I never even saw a clothes like that in my life, that clothes looks very weird." "May be his also from Rub al Khali, just like that kid 3 months ago." "Maybe. But maybe not." "Hey! That guy just fell from above, where did he came from!?" "What is that thing his holding? I never seen wheels like that in my life, is that some kind of new transportation vehicle? It looks strange." "Look! He has a weird knives under his legs, he looks fully armed and dangerous! Maybe we should call the guards!" The crowd over him murmuring, but Tommy understand their language.
Then Tommy raises his right hand like a bad ass person, then the crowd stops talking, then he said in french language, "Excuse me sir and mam! Can I can get your attention for a moment?... Can anyone tell me where am I? And can you tell me also who the hell are you people?"
"Excuse me! Excuse! Excuse! Please pardon me! Oh, there he is!" An unknown male teenager making his way in the crowd, then he approach Tommy in the front.
"Oh, looks like somebody wants to answer my question already. Okay, you can start answering my question right now kid(Stares in the unknown teenager's eyes and his attirements). Hmm?...(Still staring with curiosity) Huh!?" Tommy said, and pulls the unknown teenager's left hand and observed him.
"Ouch! That fucking hurts!" The unknown teenager said, but the crowd grasp and starts panicking.
"Hey, his hurting that kid! Somebody stop him!" "Somebody help that child!" "CALL THE GUARDS!" The crowd said.
"Hey, did you just speak a god damn Murican language!?" Tommy asked the unknown teenager while holding his left hand.
"Yes, I speak english! Please let me go now mister, it hurts!" The unknown teenager said.
"Okay(Tommy let go of the left hand), hey kid are you also an American? Then what's your name? And where the hell am I? And why also this non-American fuckers are speaking in a bastardized french language? By the way, Im sorry for hurting your left hand kid." Tommy asked the unknown teenager and apologized.
"It's okay, I also experienced what your experiencing right now. To answer your first two questions, yes, I'm also an American mister, my name is Kyle Johnson by the way, but to answer your two other questions..." Kyle answered.
"Hey(Holds Kyle's both hands gently), tell me where the hell are we!? This shit place is creeping me out!" Tommy asked Kyle.
"Your... Your... Your in another world, your in a world of magic, a fantasy world like in RPG games. At least that's what I can describe it. For now your in the country of Tristain and your in the capital city of Tristania." Kyle answered.
"O-kay("That's the guy! Please help that kid!")." Tommy said with an unbelievable expression.
"Hey, let go of that kid and you will be spared commoner!" An unknown voice said, then Tommy look at his back to found out that there were 12 knights ready to attack him.
Tommy unsheathed his 24 inches bowie machete and said in french language, "Go on and don't spare me you medieval fuckers, I'll fuck you all up(Bad ass voice)!"
"No, please Mr. knights stop this! He is my big brother from Rub al Khali, he just wants to know my condition in Tristania, please forgive his rudeness!(Bowed down like a noble)" Kyle said and bowed down.
"WHAT?! What's that Rubbing Al Qaeda shit Kyle?" Tommy asked Kyle.
"Just apologize to them and bow down, I'll explain it later Mr. Tommy." Kyle answered.
"Ahhh... Okay(English)... I'm sorry for my rudeness, I'm just here to check the condition of my brother, please forgive me for my rudeness(Said in french and bowed down also like a noble)." Tommy followed Kyle's instruction.
"Okay, your now forgiven commoner, the next time you make a scene, you will be send in to the royal palace for your judgement." The knight leader said, then the 12 knights continues their patrol.
"Gosh you make a scary and cringey scene Mr. Tommy(Stares Tommy at the eyes with disappointment)... Come on let's go to my place." Kyle said.
"Okay, I'll come with you(Readying his mountain bike). Come on, hop in on my bike, tell me where is your place." Tommy replied.
Then Tommy and Kyle leaves the fountain area of Tristania with Tommy's mountain bike, minutes later they got into Kyle's place.
"So, this is your place you are working at? This is an Inn right? What's this fucking place called again?" Tommy asked.
"It's called Charming Fairy Inn. Yes, this is were I work for as a room cleaner, and the people that work here are very kind to me. Let's just go inside Mr. Tommy, I'll introduce them to you." Kyle answered.
"(People/Customers inside the Inn running outside)... What the fuck is going on? Why did those people running outside?" Tommy asked.
"Oh no! Maybe it's that fat tax collector again!" Kyle answered.
"Let's just go inside Kyle, I want some drinks to replenish my God damn thirst." Tommy said.
"Uhmmm... Mr. Tommy, may I request something before we enter the Inn?" Kyle asked.
"What is it kiddo?" Tommy answered.
"Can you promise me not to do any stupidity again, especially if that tax collector is there?" Kyle said.
"Well... That's an affirmative, but whose this tax collector anyway?" Tommy replied.
"Uhmmm... The tax collector's name is Turenne. His fat and ugly and he has that weird thin mustache, his always accompanied by his 6 bodyguards, but some of them uses magic. His actually given a task by the princess of this country to collect taxes for the soldiers in the war, but his taxing is just so overpriced and it can lead to a bankrupt. Please promise me Mr. Tommy, if you see him don't look him at the eyes, and please just ignore him and don't make any scenes!" Kyle said with worry in his tone.
"Okay-Okay-Okay kiddo. I'll behave, let's just go inside because I really want to drink something now." Tommy replied.
Inside the Charming Fairy Inn - 6:00 AM(Earth time)
A fat corrupt tax collector whose name is Turenne is drinking his wine with his 6 body guards, and he said, "SCARRON! More wine! Where are the girls who should serve me!?"
A big muscular man whose name is Scarron approaches Turenne immediately, he is a gay person.
"Ahhhh... Turenne whats your business today in here?(Fills Turrene's empty glass with wine and just smile)" Scarron said.
"You know that already, Glob-glob-glob-glob, ahhhh! Payment for your taxes!" Turenne said.
"Uhmmm, about that- (Main door open)" Scarron said but interrupted by door opening.
"Ehem! Ehem! So, this is the Inn? Not bad, but this kind of style is an old school if you tell me." Tommy said while entering the Charming Fairy Inn followed by Kyle.
"Waiter.(Calls Scarron)" Tommy called Scarron.
"OH! Another customer(Ignores Turren and rushes to Tommy)! What's your order Mr?" Scarron said.
"Tommy, Tommy Mason, your Scarron right? Can I order some lemonade, I'm thristy." Tommy replied.
"Yes! Lemonade coming up!(Jumps with joy like a gay person, because his actually a gay)" Scarron said.
"Mr. Tommy, I'm sorry but I must go now, it's my shift already to clean the rooms, I'll introduce you to them later("Hey Kyle, come here and massage me!")." Kyle said, but been called by Turenn.
"Coming Mr. Turenn!" Kyle said and goes to Turren and starts massaging him.
"So Kyle, whose that commoner your talking to, whose his name?" Turenn asked Kyle.
"Uhmmm, I don't know him I just met him when I was going to the tailor shop, he just asked me where he can find an Inn(Lies)." Kyle answered.
"Hmm... Is that so? You can go now and do your work." Turenn said.
"Uhm, thank you Mr. Turenn I will go now." Kyle replied.
Kyle walks away in Turenn's table and gives Tommy some hand gestures, then Tommy notice his hand gestures, then Tommy says with a bad ass voice, "Yah-yah, I get it."
"Here's your lemonade Mr. Tommy! Any other orders? Maybe you want some food?" Scarron said with a smile.
"Nah, thanks. I'll pay you later("SCARRON! Why did you left me in here, were not finish talking yet! Get back here!" "Coming!")." Tommy replied.
As Tommy sips his lemonade, he watches Scarron and Turren's conversation, he then saw Scarron giving some big amount of money to Turenn, but Turenn notice that Tommy was watching them.
"Hey you there commoner! Why are you watching us?" Turenn said and approaches Tommy with his 6 bodyguards.
Tommy continues sipping his lemonade and ignores Turenn.
"Hey commoner, you there! Don't dare you ignore me!" Turenn said while Tommy still ignores him.
Then one of his bodyguards touches Tommy's right shoulder and says, "Hey your being asked by our lord, answer you commoner!"
"Don't touch me." Tommy said.
Then the bodyguard taps hard his left shoulder again.
"I said don't touch me!" Tommy said and stands and look at them.
"What the fuck you want? You have problem with me?" Tommy continued.
"You do know that the policy in here when talking to a noble that you must remove your hat?" The bodyguard said.
Then Tommy removes his multi-cam boonie hat and says, "Is this better?"
"Yes, that's it! His really an idiot for commoner Lord Turenn, I think he needs to be teach a proper manners." The bodyguard said.
"His really an idiot, HAHAHAHA!" Turenn replied and laughed, then the others followed.
Tommy watch them all laughing at him, then he whistle and everybody are still laughing at him, and he said to himself, "Well I have no choice."
He grabs his Apple I-Phone and choose to play a song in full volume(America fuck yeah! Ultimate edition!), then he place his I-Phone in his table and the 7 of them watch the foreign technology that he just place in his table.
Song: America fuck yeah! Ultimate edition; Source: Youtube; Playing in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, then wait for 8 seconds.
He suddenly throws his boonie hat in the face of the 1st bodyguard(Distraction throw) and kicks him in the groin, then he grabs the collar of Turenn and punches him in the left jaw thus knocking him out cold, then he spit the face of the 2nd body guard and kick him in the groin also, then he notice the 1st body guard was getting up from the groin kick, Tommy gives him a round house kick in the face thus knocking him out cold also. He then grabs the glass of lemonade that he was drinking, and throws it in the face of the 3rd body guard that also make him knock out too, he gets back to the 2nd body guard and gives him a knockout punch, then he kept his distance and unsheathed his 24 inches bowie machete.
"Come on you limp dick maggots! Who wants to get his hands lose first!?" Tommy said while waiting for them to grab their wands and weapons(Thanks to Kyle's information).
"BASTARD!(Scarron hides under the table, and the waitresses whose hidden in their door watches the scene with fear)" "DIE YOU COMMONER!" The 4th bodyguard charges with his sword, and the 5th bodyguard gets his wand and points it towards Tommy.
"ORAAAAHHHHHH!" Tommy dashes out and cuts off the right hand of the 4th and 5th bodyguards.
"AHHHH! MY RIGHT HAND!" "NOOO! MY HAND HURST!" The 4th and 5th bodyguards said.
"Who goes next!?" Tommy said, then he notice the last bodyguard kept his distance at least 10 meters and grabs his wand.
Tommy sheathed his bowie machete and grabs his 6 inches barrel S&W 686 357 magnum revolver, then he shot the last body guard's right hand.
"MAMAAAAAAA!" The last bodyguard shouted then cries while rolling in the floor in pain.
"Oooh, calling your mommy. Do anyone in here wants to go fuck with me next? HA!?" Tommy said while spinning his revolver and blows it up with his mouth.
"Now you have felt the power of the American democracy, AMERICA FUCK YEAH!" Tommy shouted with pride.
Song ended...
When no one wants to fight him anymore, he get his I-Phone and put it back into his left pocket.
"What the hell happened in here!?(English)" Kyle said and approaches Tommy.
"Mr. Tommy, did you do all of this!?" Kyle asked Tommy.
"Sorry kiddo, they touched me 1st, but I warned them it's not my fault either(Smiles), it's just a self defense." Tommy answered.
"Mr. Tommy, do you know what trouble you will bring to us? This are nobles!" Kyle said with worried expression.
"Look kid, I just defended our rights in here, I just did our 1st and 2nd amendment to them." Tommy defended his answer.
"Mr. Tommy, the thing you did today they might report this to the palace, they might even execute you!" Kyle said.
"Oh really? Okay, wait 1st." Tommy said.
Tommy open his survival bag and get his 550 para-cord, then he cut's a 4 meters of para-cord and divide it into 4, then he place it in the table he was occupying. Then he takes out his 1st aid kit and place it also in the table.
"Kyle, come here." Tommy called Kyle, Kyle approaches Tommy in his sit.
"Kyle, I want you to tie their hands at their back with this para-cords, you take this 2 and I'll take this 2, also you tie those 2 fuckers in there, especially the fatso!" Tommy said.
"What about those 3 wounded Mr. Tommy?" Kyle asked.
"Hmm... Do you have any experience at first aiding?" Tommy asked Kyle.
"My father was a doctor and my mother was a nurse, they did teach me some first aiding, especially if someone was wounded." Kyle answered.
"Okay, can you patch them up?" Tommy asked Kyle.
"I can, if they don't move while I patch them." Kyle answered.
"Good, drag those 2 first and tie their hands in the back of the chairs, then patch those wounded. By the way, give that money(Ecu) back to Scarron, and tell him that he can get out in that table now and hide behind that door, with full of beautiful ladies watching us over here." Tommy said.
After they tied the 3 knocked out bodyguards and Turenne, Kyle assisted the 3 wounded bodyguards in the table for patching their deep wounds and gave them first aid instructions, while Tommy was waking up Turenne.
"Hey, wake up! Hey fatso wake up! You don't wanna get up?" Tommy said, then he gets a glass of wine and pour it in Turenne's head.
"AHHHH! Im drowning! W-Wh-What the!? YOUUU! How dare you stain my body with a wine commoner!" Turenne angrily said.
"You do notice something aren't you?" Tommy said.
Turenne tried to move his body but noticed that he was tied up, then he look at his body guards, 3 of his bodyguards were also tied up just like him. Then in the other table, he saw that 3 of his body guards were wounded with 2 of his bodyguard's right hand are cut off, and the other one has a missing finger in his right hand.
"What did you do to them!? I demand you to speak you commoner!" Turenn asked with anger in his voice.
"Well, what you see in here right now is the fruit of your greediness and pride. I just defended myself because your threatening me, so I had no choice but to take you all down before you hurt me, my lord(Creepy monotone voice)." Tommy answered.
"Y-Y-Y-YOU! EEEEEEEE!" Turenn answered.
"Still resisting eh? So you wanna fight me again? I'll kill you and behead you this time!(Unsheathed his bowie machete and stabs it in the table with force)" Tommy said.
"Okay commoner, what do you want?" Turenn asked Tommy.
"I want you to stay away from this city and never bother this people again, also do not report this night's incident to your government, and if you do..." Tommy said but stops.
"What?" Turenne asked.
"(Grabs Turenne's clothes and look him in the eyes)I'll find you and kill you and rape all your female family members! And I will give them a half breed children, do you fucking understand that!?" Tommy threatened Turenne.
"Y-Y-Yes-Yes!" Turenne replied.
"AGAIN(Grabs Turenne's chin)! ARE WE FUCKING CLEAR!?" Tommy shouted in the right ear of Turenne.
"Y-Y-Ye-Yes! Yes master!" Turenne said with fear.
1 hour and 30 minutes have past after threatening Turenne, and helping Kyle patching the wounds of Turenne's 3 bodyguards.
"I think that's it, go and get the fuck out here!" Tommy said to Turenne and Turenne's bodyguards, then they all got out in the Charming Fairy Inn as fast as possible.
"TOMMY CHAAAAAAAAAAAANN!" Scarron shouted while running and tries to hug and kiss Tommy.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Tommy also shouted in english but evaded Scarron.
"Give me a hug and kiss Tommy chan!" Scarron said and still tries to hug him and kiss him.
"No, not in a million years! Stop this Scarron!" Tommy replied and still evaded Scarron, then he goes to Kyle's back and made him as his shield.
"Kyle, you midget motherfucker! Go tell him to stop hugging me! Come on, tell him please! Im not into gay culture you know!" Tommy said to Kyle.
"Ehem! Ehem! Excuse me Mr. Scarron but can you stop that? Our new friend in here is freaking out." Kyle said to Scarron, then Scarron stops his gayish attacks.
"Im so sorry Kyle, but your friend in here is just so awesome and manly!" Scarron replied.
"Mr. Tommy, you can now stop making me as your human shield." Kyle said, and Tommy acts to his normal self again.
Scarron holds Tommy's hand and begins to shake his hands and says, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you Tommy chan!"
"Okay! Okay! Just calm down alright("AHHHHHHHH!")." Tommy said to Scarron but the Inn's waitresses runs to him also and gives him a hug.
"HOLY MAMA MIAS!" Tommy said while being hugged by the waitresses.
"Mr. Tommy your so manly, you scared that fat tax collector(Hugs)!" One waitress said.
"I think I just fall in love with you!" Another waitress said while hugging him.
"No his mine!" Another waitress fights her way to hug Tommy.
"Well Mr. Tommy, it looks like there is no need to introduce you to them." Kyle said.
"Kyle, this is just fucking awesome men! It's really like you are in RPG world! The hero saves, the hero gets! I don't know how many of this girls I can bang tonight. HIHIHIHI!" Tommy said.
"Some of them are underage and didn't reach 18 years of age yet Mr. Tommy." Kyle replied.
"OHHH! That some cock block over there, damn! But I bet their not virgins anymore since many men are visiting in here always." Tommy said.
"Yes, their not virgins anymore, I always hear their moanings in the other rooms if the customer are interested in them." Kyle replied.
"Oh! I see." Tommy said.
After that instant and intense introduction to Tommy to those people who work in the Inn, Kyle and Tommy was escorted into their new room by Scarron's daughter whose name is Jessica.
"So Kyle and Tommy, this will be your new room, it's a 2 bedding room. Just call me if you need something." Jessica said.
"Jessica wait!... By the way Jessica, thanks for assisting us." Tommy said.
"It's okay your welcome." Jessica replied.
"Jessica!" Tommy called Jessica again.
"What is it Tommy?" Jessica asked Tommy.
Tommy looks at Jessica's eyes and gives her beautiful eyes or a wink, then Jessica gotten red while looking at Tommy.
"I-I-I-I think I should go now! Good night!" She said, then close the door and runs off.
"Mr. Tommy, you really made her red with that wink ha! I see what you did there, hahahahahaha!" Kyle said.
"You got me there Kiddo, come on let's just change our clothes and go to sleep... Hmm... That's weird, it's just 7:30 AM in my watch." Tommy replied while he time checked in his watch.
"Huh, did you say something Mr. Tommy?" Kyle asked.
"Nothing... (Still looking at his watch)" Tommy answered.
"Yes, let's just change our clothes, I'm actually sleepy right now." Kyle answered
After changing their clothes, they turn off the lamp and goes to sleep.
To be continue...