Soooo… Here we are with chapter 2. If you want me to write a part of your history, just tell me.
I shortened and changed a bit this Fanfic (it's originally a little bit longer) bc I'm lazy \(- .-)/.
Well I hope you like it.
N.D.S.
CHAPTER 2- YAOI?! HELL NO!
"How are you?" Lucy asked. 'Somehow, I'm glad they're here'
"Great. We found a new type of strawberry cake. Perfect." Erza answered as Lucy and Gray sweat dropped.
"We found something better! Fan-fic-tion!" Natsu exclaimed.
"What's that? A weapon?" Erza asked. Lucy explained AGAIN the same she explained to Natsu.
"I see… Lemme read one" Gray said, pushing Natsu to the side. Ignoring his cursing, he scrolled down and randomly picked one.
A One Time Situation, Natsu/Gray
"It will be weird to talk in third person…" Gray muttered
By: DarkDreamer253
"What kinda name's that?" Natsu asked.
"It's a name for someone's who's dark and is dreaming. Geez, shut up, I'm reading!" Gray said.
When Natsu and I-
"Gray" Erza said.
"OK, Gray" Gray said (A/N: Weeeeird…)
-are fighting hand to hand, no magic, it'll finally decide who's better. When an accident happens, will it lead to something more?!
"Geez, what a lame summary" Natsu said.
"Be quiet! I'm listening to the history" Erza said, which made Natsu shut up immediately.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail…
"It's obvious, Master owns it." Lucy said. Everyone agreed.
But man, I wish I owned Lyon and Gray! They are SEXY!
Gray smirked at Natsu.
WARNING! Contains Yaoi!
"Dafuq is Yaoi?" Natsu asked. Everyone but Erza shrugged. She started boiling.
Natsu and Lucy had just gotten back from a job.
"Without me? They lllike each other…" Happy teased.
Natsu blushed a bit and looked away, and Lucy copied his moves but blushing even more.
Natsu was so tired; he rested his head on one of the tables and fell asleep. Suddenly, something cold went down his back. Natsu jumped up. Gray started laughing.
Gray started laughing.
"Y'think that's funny?" Natsu yelled
"Yeah I do" He kept laughing-
He kept laughing until Erza glared him.
"Got any problem?"
They started fighting once again.
"If you're going to fight, do it somewhere else" Erza scowled. "I don't feel like dealing with you two right now. Why don't you fight outside?"
Everybody was jaw-dropping.
"E-E-E-E-Erza doesn't want to stop them? ATTENTION EVERYBODY: THE APOCALIPSE IS NEAR!" Happy shouted, causing everyone else (but Erza) to start panicking.
"EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!" Erza shouted. Gray quickly sat in front of the computer. Lucy started shivering (the door was opened and nobody wanted to close it) and Natsu and Happy sat at the bench and froze (but for a different reason than Lucy).
"I want to settle this fight once and for all!" Natsu said.
"I was just thinking the same thing!" Gray agreed.
Silence.
Weird (not perverted) thoughts crossed Lucy's mind, but she didn't want an angry Erza.
She imagined her at her worst moments. 'Scary…'
The two went outside the guild. They got ready to fight. This was the fight they'd been waiting for.
'NO WAY IN HELL!' They both thought. But they stayed quiet.
"No rules" Natsu told Gray. "Magic is not allowed"
"Fine with me" Gray smiled, "Let's get this over with!"
Natsu went to punch Gray in the stomach. Gray dodged and his clothes came off. He was in just his underwear again.
"Would you stop stripping all the time?" Natsu went for another attack at Gray's head.
"I'll stop stripping when you stop looking for Igneel!" Gray countered Natsu with a punch to the chest.
'I've already stopped. So he should stop stripping.'
Natsu opened his mouth to say that, but a look from Lucy and the thought of Erza made him shut up.
"Never gonna happen!" Natsu sounded strained because of the blow to the chest.
"Then I won't stop stripping!" Gray's cheek was red where Natsu hit him.
"Duh" Lucy said.
Natsu went to tackle Gray as Gray went to tackle him. The two went down and-
"AND THEN I KICK HIS ASS!" Both shouted.
Erza irradiated a dark aura which made them shut up.
Natsu was on top of Gray now. Their lips had touched accidentally. But something felt right about this kiss to-
"I CAN'T CONTINUE READING!" Gray shouted. "THIS IS MAKIN' ME SICK!"
Lucy noticed the sparkles in Erza's eyes. 'How can she like her teammates' yaoi?' Lucy asked herself.
"CONTINUE READING OR ELSE!" Erza shouted, but Lucy could still see the sparkles.
Gray sighed, turning pale.
-both of them. Gray rolled Natsu underneath him and kissed him-
"NO!" Gray and Natsu shouted.
"HEY!" Erza replied.
-again. Natsu's mouth felt hot to him.
"Yep, it's hot" Lucy said.
"How do you know? Did you two kiss?" Happy teased.
"Wha-?! NO! He just told me!" Lucy said red as f-.
"UPPUKUKUKUKU!" Happy said.
"Gray, read" Erza ordered. "WITHOUT INTERRUPTIONS".
Was that because he used fire magic? But this wasn't right.
When Gray got up, he pulled Natsu.
"This was only a one time thing," Gray decided," We won't tell anyone either."
As Gray was walking back to the guild, Natsu pulled him back and stole another kiss.
"Natsu, what are you doing?," Gray asked, blushing red.
"I can't agree to what you're asking," Natsu grinned," I know you liked it, too."
Natsu kissed Gray again. At first Gray tried to push him off, but he tripped and Natsu fell on top of him. That's when Gray gave up and kissed him back. Soon it turned into a make-out session. Gray and Natsu never separated but for a second to breathe every few minutes.
-TIMESKIP (Read the story by yourselves: It's not… appropriated?)
In the guild, Lucy was pacing back and forth. What if they seriously hurt each other? They usually came in by now. She had to go check. If they were hurt, she had to help them. She opened the door and saw Natsu and Gray on the ground, making out. She screamed.
Natsu and Gray both jumped up, red as tomatoes. Lucy was also red.
"Uh...let's just pretend this never happened," Lucy said.
"Yeah," Natsu and Gray answered at the same time.
All three of them pretended to forget about what happened.
Silence.
Silence.
Then Lucy started laughing out loud. Erza's eyes sparkled and Natsu and Gray were sulking in a corner. Then Erza came up with the "idea"
"EVERYBODY! LET'S GO TO LUCY'S HOUSE!" She shouted.
Ignoring Lucy's arguments, she walked out the guild dragging the blue Natsu/Gray out of the guild. Lucy and Happy sighed as they followed her.