I Spilled Some Blood on Tony's Rug

Author's Note: This chapter sounds worse than it is. Blood is very plentiful. It wasn't a waste. Why do you people get freaked out by blood so easily? CHILL.

"Now we're trimming the tree," said Pepper. "Tony, did yOU DRINK ALL THE HOT COCOA?"

"Where are the ornaments?" asked Steve. "I should have saved mine..."

"You were in the ice for 75 years, Steve," said Sam. "I think someone would have thrown them away."

"But I had this great one that would be an antique now!" sighed Cap. "Bucky had hand-painted it... *sniff*"

"Sentimental nonsense," I commented, and finished my puzzle. It was a picture of little people in green making toys. "Elves don't look like this, you know," I said, peering at the box. "They're whiter, and-"

"That's racist, Loki," said Thor.

"CAREFUL, THOSE ARE BREAKABLE!" said Wanda, as Pietro ran in with a large box.

"TINSEL!" shouted Tony, pulling out yards of the despicable stuff.

"Cookies, anyone?" asked Nat, placing a tray of them on the coffee table.

"I am sure your cooking is wonderful, Natasha," said Vision, who had just downloaded the wikihow on how to talk to women, "but I am unable to eat things."

"I need to do an upgrade on you," said Tony.

"No thanks," said the Vision.

"Oh, so that's why you wouldn't go on a date with me!" said Wanda, pouting.

"Wanda, I did not give you permission to go out with that man," said Pietro.

"Loki, what on earth are you doing?" asked Thor.

"I'm decorating," I said.

"Is that my shaving cream?" asked Tony.

"No," I said, putting it behind my back.

"You're going to have to wash those windows," said Pepper.

"I think it looks rather nice," said Clint, looking at my wonderful shaving cream art.

"Except that it's all pictures of him smashing police cars and drop-kicking planet earth," Tony said dryly.

"It's art! Respect the art!" I said.

"AWWW, IT'S SO CUTE!" Clint squealed. He'd found an ornament with an arrow on it.

"Why on earth would anyone want a partridge in a pear tree, anyhow?" asked Rhodie.

"Hey, birds are great!" said Sam. He and Clint high fived while shouting "Bird Bros".

"You guys are so weird," said Nat.

"Loki, are you going to help decorate the tree, or are you going to keep eating all of the cookies?"

"The latter," I said.

"Get over here!"

I grumpily got up and stomped over to the tree.

Unfortunately I stomped on a glass ornament.

I howled.

"Look what you did, Loki!" said Tony. "There's blood all over my rug!"

"You're not getting anything from me for Christmas!"

Publisher's Note: It really wasn't Loki's fault this time. XD Tony, really? I think he's just being mean because he's so upset about the Civil War trailer. D:

Thank you aschi49 for favourite-ing! :)

Jedi Kay-Kenobi- Don't give Loki ideas! I told him what you said, and now he's googling "local swamps" and "where to find snakes in the wild". Spoilers: Scott Lang is going to show up eventually, but apparently he'll have forgotten about this incident by then. One of the problems of having the whole story written before-hand is that my reviewers come up with great ideas and it's too late to use them, unless I change the story all around! XD
Maniac at Midnight- Are these your friends or are you schizophrenic? lol All of your suggestions are great! Your review made me laugh, but I'm a little confused... XD
aschi49- Loki read your review and then insisted on reading Harry Potter. He finished all of them in a day. Now he's under his bed and won't come out. He told me that Fred and George are now his heroes. He also told me to tell you that when he's recovered from the feels, he'll rule the world with you. Problem is, I don't think he'll ever recover from the feels... XD Thank you! Yeah, had to keep him in my purse the whole time or my pastor would have said something about associating with bad people... A/N: I AM NOT A PERSON. I AM IMMORTAL! P/N: Okay, chill!
LadyOfAnfalas- I need to be careful. I don't particularly approve of Loki's taking over the world schemes... he's gaining too much of a following. D:
Elessar's Daughter- Loki says thank you, and he would thank you personally except that he's under his bed sobbing. Not that he admits that he's sobbing. Thank you so much! ^-^

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