Somebody Snitched on Me

Author's Note: Apparently Midgardian peasants have an obsession with covering themselves in snow. I do not understand. At least the cold doesn't bother me, anyway.

Publisher's Note: LOKI! NO QUOTING THAT MOVIE

Author's Note: Eheheh!

Publisher's Note: He knows I hate it.

"We really need to get out and enjoy this snow," said Pepper energetically. "It's going to all melt if we don't hurry."

Tony groaned dramatically from where he was buried under sofa cushions.

"Come on, it will be fun!"

"What is the meaning of 'fun' if there is no internet?" he said, flopping halfheartedly.

"Ignore him," said Pepper, pulling on her coat. "Who wants to sled?"

I guess Tony likes sledding, because he leaped up (sending cushions flying) and joined us outside.

"Let's make a train!" said Thor. "Or were we going to race?"

"Both," said Tony. "Both is good."

"No Stark Technology-powered sleds," said Pepper.

"But-"

"No."

"Do we have enough sleds?" asked Wanda. She sat on a small red one and Pietro stood behind her.

"No having Pietro push you, either," said Pepper. "That is totally cheating!"

"Ehehehehe," I said. I was coming up with a plan. These Midgardians might think I had no chance of winning, but what did they know?

We lined up the sleds in a row on top of the hill.

"No one start until I say go!" said Pepper. "Ready, set-" and she shoved off.

"HEY!" everyone shouted, and followed her as quickly as possibly.

"This sled stinks!" said Pietro. "I could walk faster!"

"No one said I couldn't use our new friction resistant e-z slide plastic Stark Sled," said Tony, zipping past me.

"It's like a tobogan," said Steve, spinning wildly on his shield, but still going faster than me.

"Come on," I urged, jerking at the steering bar of my flexible flyer. But I was going to be too late. Already, Sam, Tony, Steve, Tasha, and Wanda were nearing the finish line. Time for my little surprise.

Suddenly, in front of the foremost contestants loomed a rope across their paths. It was going to knock them off their sleds! With a shout, they dove off in different directions, barely missing it. The abandoned sleds skimmed past the finish line, riderless, followed by me, sitting serenely on my own.

The rope had only been a projection.

"What on earth?" said Nat.

"Don't try mind tricks on me again!" yelled Wanda.

"That doesn't count as winning," said Thor (who was still only half-way down the hill).

"Cheater," said Pepper.

"NO ONE MAKES STEVE LOSE!" yelled a blur of silver and black. It grabbed me by the throat.

"Bucky?" gasped Steve.

"Cheaters," yelled Bucky, "don't get ANYTHING for Christmas!"

Author's Note: Yeah, yeah, really short chapter this time. Maybe I don't like this "Bucky" so much after all.

TimeyWimeyINTJ- Yeah, Lily has one too, so we match. :) Hot Topic is a really cool store, although it's super creepy the first time you walk in. And they play loud ugly music.
Maniac at Midnight- I know! NO BODY TAKES MY SPEAR! P/N: They, um, well they did... A/N: NOBODY takes my spear TWICE!
RussianAssassin- We're going Christmas caroling later this month. -_- I don't think I want to, but no one asked my opinion. Let's see, I like "Let it Snow". And I don't know if you've heard it, but The White Winter Hymnal. It talks about heads falling off and stuff. P/N: I have no idea what that song means. Does anyone else know? It DOES seem to be talking about heads falling off...
DeVilDahling- Lily says she lives near DC and was really disappointed that her mall (the Apple Blossom Mall) wasn't the one Steve and Nat hid in in TWS. XD It's a small mall though. I'll have to research this "polyvore"...
the avengette- P/N: Yes! Fellow Christian! *another high-five* That's awesome! ^-^ Looking forward to your many pins! I haven't followed you yet, haven't really been on Pinterest much in the past few days. But since today's Sunday I'll probably have more time! Maybe? HOpefully? XD A/N: Can I have that chocolate, Lily? Ahem. Anyhow. I want to join this Pinterest also. AND THAT GAME SOUNDS FUN LILY GET IT FOR ME ON YOUR EYE PHONE P/N: *sigh* I'll try to get it Loki, if it doesn't cost a lot... It does sound fun! A/N: I MUST HAVE
aschi49- CAP IS BEST CAP IS BEST THAT'S ALL I EVER HEAR ANYMORE. I am the best Avenger! P/N: That was directed at ME, Loki. Cap IS the best. P/N: Hmph. Ah yes. I'm your favourite character. Thats better. :) D: Good luck on finals! Lucky Lily is graduated, and before that she was homeschooled, but now she's really worried about college. She's starting next year. At just the mention of Finals she's hiding under her bed. She has a deathly fear of them.

See you tomorrow! Merry Christmas! Can't wait! Etc.! I'm just really tired okay