Chapter4
"Yasaka-chan? yo?" the blonde asks her and he doesn't get any answer back. she was still busy staring at the necklace in her hands and seems to be lost in her thought.
Naruto waves his hand, making weird face any something else but she is still like a statue. He then has something in his hand and starts to giggle as he brings his index finger and his thumb together and ready for a poke to his mate forehead.
He was almost touching her head as Yasaka suddenly turns her eyes to him and staring at him instead of the face of the necklace.
It makes the blonde jumped back in surprise and sweating a little as he feels her eyes looking at him.
"So, if the piece was changed by you, then you didn't become a devil?".
the blonde, when he has calmed himself down a little, he then sit down on the floor with his leg crossover, his tails bunch up at his butt as they slowly lift his body up to the floor, almost as high as Yasaka, who is sitting on the chair and looking at him with waiting for glances.
"yes...?" he answered while scratching his chin
Yasaka eyes soften a bit as she takes a moment of silence before turns her head to Naruto.
"You said this piece contain your chakra right? How much?" Yasaka asks with a soft tone, it seems that Naruto has enough power to break the evil piece system and avoid being changed. it is a good news after all, so she doesn't need to get mad at him anyway. So she wants to know what he is going to do with the matter with the devil family instead.
"Hum~, maybe it is about a half tail worth, the piece isn't very strong after all. See these chains? I have to put them on so that it will be stronger too." He answered as he snatches the piece in her hand.
"Hey it is morning already, let have breakfast Yasaka-chan, do you know what day is it today? It is ramen day!" he said with a cheerful tone.
About Yasaka's part, she just looks at him calmly and stands up before making the blonde dropped his jaw in shock.
"There won't be any ramen today for you, because you have caused so many troubles and bad behave, so no ramen for one month."
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"NOOOOOOOOOO!, one MONTH? Have you lost your mind? How can I survive without ramen for one month? You are so evil. Maybe I should call you Yasa-evil or Evil-sake instead." The blonde shouts as he started pouting and calls her by some stupid name which he can think out." Che, I will tell Weirdo-Chan to cook ramen for me" he shouts as he walks out to the door and turns back to her place." you heard me Yasa no baka?".
He runs out of the room, leaving Yasaka behind, who could only rub her eyebrows due to a headache.
Yasaka sits there for minutes before stands up, leaves their room and heads to the kitchen with a small smile on her lips. She wonders what her childish husband will do to make Rossweisse cooks ramen for him. That girl even doesn't know how to cooks simple food, did Kurama-kun forget that?
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"Weirdo-chan! Wake up right now I need you to do something for me!".
Naruto shouts when he kicks the door open and stomp into the room. he looks at the bed, there are large bumps under the white blanket, it struggles a little before the person known as weirdo-chan speaks out.
"Whatever you want me to do, can I do it 5 minutes later Naruto-sama? And could you stop calling me weirdo-chan? Why you don't call me cute-chan or beautiful-chan instead?"
The blonde eyes twitching when he hears her answer, he stands with his arm akimbo frowning at the girl.
"you are weird because I always catch you counting your money under your bed, if you are not weird, why do you have to hide" do you know any word can be used better in this situation?" under your bed to do that?" He asks her and waits for her to answer that.
Immediately, the girl shouts back as she sits up from her bed, reveal her upper body, with is covered by a white rabid sleepwear. She looks at him with doubtful eyes.
"You sure you don't know why? Because there is only one person in this house spies on me anytime as I could remember, just to find a chance to prank me. He has blonde hairs and nine yellow tails just like anyone else in this house. Oh and his name begins with "Na" and ends with "to", you sure don't know him?
The blonde, after hearing himself being accused of spying on her, tries to defend himself
"I am not spying, I just want to see how is my trusted bodyguard doing, I have a good intent."
And once again, he is met with those doubtful eyes
"Don't think I don't know Naruto-sama, I saw your eyes when you spied on me from behind. I know those creepy eyes. I once saw them before, you had looked at Yasaka-sama with them, and the next day, her hair and tails fur were dyed with green paint. I know it was you because I saw the cans of green paint you hide on the roof.
Because of that, how can I not worry? Who know if one day my piggy bank doesn't hold my saving money anymore but leaves from some god damn maple tree instead? I love my money thank you very much!"
the blonde turned his head to the side and whistled as trying to be innocent when he heard her saying that she know he is the one dyed Yasaka hair, he tries to change the subject by turns back to her and asks her.
"Yah yah yah, enough with that, now will you help me or not?"
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"NO, five more minutes," she said as she uses the blanket to cover herself again.
The blonde was at the point that he just wanted to launch forward, ripped off the blanket and choked her to dead with his tiny hands. But he calmed himself down as he made a smirk on his face.
Naruto makes a loud sigh before turns his back and starts walking out of the room and stops again at the doorstep.
"Sigh, I just want someone to buy something thing for me with this huge amount of money. there would be a lot of
excess money. Just imagine if someone has this money and but them into their piggy bank.
But what a shame, look like there isn't anyone can help me as take this money. Maybe I should go and buy what I need by myself".
"Flash"
Just a second later, Rossweisse launches herself towards the blonde like a rocket and uses her arms hugs his hip tightly, prevent him from taking one more step out of her room.
"What do you want to buy great Naruto-sama? Whatever it is, I will buy it for you". She said as hugging him even tighter.
The blonde grins before he pulls out a green looking toad wallet and pushes it toward her face.
"Now I want you to come to this address and buy 10, no 20 bowls of ramen for me. You can keep all the change. What are you waiting for? Hurry up! Chop chop!"
Immediately, Rossweisse let go of him and runs back to the dresser and changes her clothes… in front of the blonde eyes, who looked at her body with curious as he was comparing her and Yasaka before let out a " meh" sound. It seems that the white hair girl has lost her mind to her money.
After getting dress up, the girl runs out of the room with a green toad in her hand. She runs down the steps, through the hallway and run pass Yasaka as she could only say "hi" to the blonde woman and disappears in a cloud of dust, left behind a confused Yasaka at her.
~~~ Time skips 30 minutes later~~~~~
There are three people sitting around the dining table, one is looking for something on the table, one just sits there and contemplates his own fingernails. The last one, Yasaka, is placing the dishes.
"Kaa-san, why there aren't any snack and ramen too?" she asks as she looks at her mother while poking the table with a pair of chopsticks.
Yasaka just looks back at her daughter with rise eyebrows before turns back to preparing the food ignored the pouting girl.
"You have eaten too much snacks and ramen yesterday already, so there won't be any of them today for you. And besides, looks at your tou-san, he just looks like a kid, who can't grow up normally. Do you want to be a kid forever just likes him?"
That gets a "hey" from the male Kyuubi and an "NO" shout from the young girl.
She shakes her head rapidly as she hugs herself with her small arms.
"I don't want to be a kid forever!, I have to grow up and become a beautiful woman. How can I find a boyfriend if I don't have big boobs?"
"….."
"….."
Her statement makes the two adults look at her strangely. Kono sweats a little as she feels her parent's eyes all on her.
"Who told you that?" Yasaka asks with a furious tone which makes the small child terrified.
"It is Ross…. Oh hey, Rossweisse-neechan! Where have you been?"
The attentions of the room now are on the white hair girl, who just comes in the room
Rossweisse is trying to keep her breaths slow down while she looks at the blonde boy with a gloomy face. She then slowly walks toward the blonde and put the bags which she is holding on the table.
Now even Yasaka is changing from furious to curious too. She was about to ask the girl what those bags are, but then she remembers what her husband just said at the morning, about Rossweisse cooking Ramen for him. She makes an "oh" shape mouth before shaking her head and smiling amusedly.
"There are your 20 bowls of ramen Naruto-sama," Rossweisse said tiredly.
Naruto nods happily but raises his eyebrows at the girl attitude.
"what with that gloomy face weir…eh Rossweisse-chan?" he asks with a caring tone.
Rossweisse suddenly holds his shoulders and shakes it violently.
"you have planned it before haven't you Naruto-sama?
"Planned what? I don't know what 100 Yen you are talking about". He said with an innocent voice.
"liar! You know about that. There are only 100 yen left. You only give me enough money to buy the ramen and you put in 100 yen cent in there. Don't you?"
She says as she pulls out Gama-chan, which is completely flat now and holds it behind the leg and turns it upside down, shakes it a few times before a 100 yen cent drops out. She looks at him with half glaring eyes before she starts to sniff as she begins crying softly.
" You …sniff… are so mean Naru…sniff…to-sama. I have to run…sniff ..20 km to buy them for you and run back here… sniff with that same distance. And you just prank me… sniff… with 100 yen cent. How can I have enough money to have a boyfriend if I only have 100 yen? Maybe I should tell Yasaka-sama about the thing on the roof….."
All the others people in the rooms sweat drop at her. Now they know who teaches Konou that boyfriend stuff.
Finally, the blonde decides to solve this mess.
"Gezzee, stop crying you moron. You are supposed to be my trusted bodyguard, not a spoiled, money-hungry kid. Sigh. Maybe it is because I have spoiled you too much".
He then but his right hand into the pant pocket and pull out an orange Gama-chan wallet.( if you want to know, he still have 5 more Gama-chan, color? What else can it be?)
"here, use this is your payment for the "hard work". Use it to buy some ice cream for Konou and yourself and use the rest to build your boyfriend dream."
The sniffing sound is no longer heard as it is replaced with the sound of giggles.
"thanks, Naruto-sama!"
"alright, that enough you two. Rossweisse, eat your food, you too Konou. And Kurama-kun….never mind, just eat your Ramen ." the voice of Ramen… I mean Yasaka makes all of them digs into their food and say nothing more.
"No Konou, Didn't you say that you don't want to be a kid forever? Just eat your steaks"
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Time skips again: 2 hours later
Today is a beautiful day in Kyoto. The sky is high and clear. The wind flows slightly.
Between the back yard of the Kyuubi family's mansion, there are two small kids sitting facing to the other. One with an exciting gesture as her nine tails is swaying rapidly behind her. The other blonde, her father, still sit there and unmoved like a statue he is busy watching a beetle walking slowly on the ground with intersting eyes . Konou sits on her legs, hand holding the end of her short miko outfit dress. She looks at her father with waiting eyes with her head tilts from the left side to the right side slowly.
They just sit there and doing that for one minute
Two minutes.
Three minutes.
And that is the girl's limit as she can't stand waiting anymore. It is too bored for such a hyperactive girl like her. She takes out a tree branch from somewhere and uses it to poke her father's side
She pokes one time.
She pokes two times.
She pokes three times.
She pokes four times
She pokes him rabidly numerous times but he still ignores here.
because of that, she changes her target. it is the bug this time. Just one hit, she smashs it into a mess with her tree branch
And her effort is paid as the blonde boy turns his eyes and looks at her with annoyed eyes.
"Hey! What was that for Konou-chan?" Naruto asks his daughter, who is trying to hide the stick behind her back.
"is there anything Konou?" the blonde asks again.
The girl waits for a few second before she looks back to him with curious and excitement in her eyes.
"Tou-san, you said that you will teach me some cool stuff today. You promised yesterday, so what are you going to teach me? Will I learn how to change into my giant form?" she asks as she leans over his place makes him falls on his back.
The blonde then use his index finger touch her forehead and slowly push the girl off him.
He stands up and scratching his chin, thinking about something.
"Konou, how good is your chakra control?"
" Kaa-san said I can control my chakra very good. She taught me it about three months already. I can even mould my chakra in my hand into a ball." She answers proudly.
The blonde smirks after hearing that.
"that is just perfect ehehe." He stops for a second before continues."I was going to teach you the kitsune-bi. It is a normal spell of the normal kitsune after all".
"But".
"But what tou-san? Why you don't just tell me what you will teach already" she complains.
"But…. Since you are my daughter, the great great great Kurama-sama, you aren't just any normal kitsune or even normal Kyuubi, how can I teach you something normal? Because of that, I will teach you something much greater. THE BIJUUDAMA!" he said as he shouts the last part loudly.
The girl's eyes go wide like dinner dishes and her mouth drops on the ground.
"yippee!"
Much to what blonde expected, his daughter yells out and suddenly launches toward and hugs him tightly, makes him falls back again.
"thank you Tou-san! You are the best!"
He grins widely at her.
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" am I doing it right tou-san?" the girl asks
"yeah! You are doing it right. Let me count again…one two …one two three….eight… perfect!" he responses.
"what am I going to do now?"
"swallow them into your stomach," he says calmly
The girl follows his order and swallows the black and blue balls of chakra in her hands.
" urk…. I don't feel very well tou-san… are you sure I am doing it right? I think I am going to… urk…"Konou said with a green face as she covers her mouth.
"No, wait, not yet…. Wait for my signal….ok…now,"he yells
"bleh hh hh" the girl just waits for that and she spits the ball out, put instead of spitting it far away, she spits it to the ground, where she and her father are standing….
"KAAAAABOOOOOOOOM"
After the huge explosion, the back yard is replaced with a giant black hole like a missile just landed here. standing in the middle of the hold are two kid, their face is totally black, well black from the head to the toes actually.
"Kurama-kun? Konou-chan? Where are you?" someone is calling their name.
" oh my god, Kurama-kun, Konou-chan. Are you okay? What is with the huge explosion?" Yasaka asks with worrily.
Instead of answer her question, the two kid just grin as they fall on the back and fainted with their face still grinning. They have succeeded!
End chapter 4.
Sorry for so long everybody. Read and leave your reviews.
The characters are OC if you ask.